Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Hive Company 13

“Sucky company, bad company.”

“What kind of rubbish purchasing? The purchased items are 30% more expensive than others.” Ichiro Sato came out of the customer office angrily, already mentally scolding Mr. Zhao, who was responsible for purchasing and general manager of his company.

When he is so angry, he will inevitably run into the woman walking towards him without being smart.

“You don’t have any eyesight. Which department do you belong to?”

I saw that the woman looked enchanting, and the most attractive thing at first sight was undoubtedly her two long legs, with black stockings on them, revealing the soft skin underneath.

At this time, he looked worried and scolded severely.

Ichiro Sato moved his eyes upward and saw the sign hanging on the other person’s chest, “Position Clerk.”

Looking at the colleagues around him, they have long been accustomed to his behavior of being insulted by women, and there is no special reaction.

Ichiro Sato said without seeming angry: “Do you think you can bully me just because you have an affair with the person in charge?”

After hearing this, the woman became even more arrogant: “Hey, you still know that our relationship is not ordinary, but you still don’t apologize to me, otherwise I will ask him to fire you immediately.”

Ichiro Sato thought that he had guessed it right, these two people really had an affair, and he immediately changed his strategy:

“Don’t be angry, I’m asking you if you want to become a full-time employee and become the boss’s wife?”

“I’m actually a detective and I take on a lot of business. As long as you give me the mobile phone number of the boss’s wife, I promise to divorce them within three days and you will take over.”

Sato Ichiro felt that this condition he proposed was very tempting. For a woman who shamelessly destroys other people’s families, she must be very eager.

He never thought that what the other party said next shocked him.

The woman stretched out her long legs and kicked Sato Ichiro’s butt, and said unceremoniously: “Get out of here, you stinky detective.”

“I’m young and beautiful. It’s okay to get some money from him. As for marrying a middle-aged man? No way.”

“I don’t want to waste my youth like this.”

“What’s the good thing about being a wife? You have to do housework and take care of the children. If your husband cheats on you a few years later, you will be blamed for not grooming yourself properly.”

After listening to her talk for a long time, Sato Ichiro actually felt that although her views were distorted, they still made some sense.

Instead of marrying one person, it’s better to be thick-skinned and be a lover everywhere.

Seeing the woman walking further and further away, Sato Ichiro shouted from behind: “At least let them divorce, right?”

“With the current marriage law, you can be sued for embezzling the joint property of the couple without divorce.I want the money I spent on you back. ”

“…”

The woman stopped and turned around: “Is there any other explanation?”

An hour later, Sato Ichiro edited and sent the evidence of the affair and the other wife’s mobile phone number to the person in charge of the dried fruit company in the form of text messages.

Soon, he was invited back to the other company.

Ichiro Sato: “What should I do if the fruit tastes bad?”

Person in charge: “How come? Everyone’s taste is different. It was my sense of taste that just failed.”

Sato Ichiro: “The price is high?”

“It’s organic, so it’s normal for it to be more expensive. Didn’t you buy a fake certificate?”

Ichiro Sato nodded, and the two signed an expensive purchase contract on the spot.

Coming out of the office building, Sato Ichiro patted his chest: “Finally, I signed an order.”

He really didn’t expect to succeed in this way. At first, Sato Ichiro naively thought that he could use his eloquence to really impress the other party and sell things.

“This world has finally changed.”

Barrage: “Damn it, Ichiro Sato, he can sell this.”

“Beehive Company’s procurement practices are unethical and corrupt, and they accept bribes from beautiful women, which makes sales difficult.”

“Purchasing errors put the blame entirely on sales.”

“Have you ever discovered that corruption in procurement results in substandard products? If you want to sell substandard products, you must use extraordinary means. The person in charge of the other company accepted the products illegally sold by Sato Ichiro, which is also a Corruption and bribery.”

“Oh my god, it’s like a big cycle, forming a strange circle that can’t be broken.”

“In the end, it’s us, the consumers, who are harmed.”

…

Ichiro Sato came out of the company and rushed to the next customer’s visit. Since he realized what he was selling was rubbish, he changed his strategy.

When I arrive at a company, I no longer visit the person in charge immediately. Instead, I walk around the company, chatting with the customer’s front desk, laughing with colleagues, and asking for gossip.

Then he used his advantage as a detective to find loopholes and coerced the person in charge into signing the contract.

After doing this, the success rate has been greatly improved compared to before.

Sato Ichiro was so excited that he started working even more energetically.

He did not drink coffee and was allowed to return to the dormitory to rest. However, the heavy requirements in the rules left him no time or opportunity to rest.

Ichiro Sato accepted his fate and had to work day and night to reach the ten customers he was required to visit every day.

…

The live broadcast department has its own food, so everyone doesn’t need to eat so-called takeaways. Those who do food broadcasts can just spend a little change, and everyone can handle it.

It’s just that the department has regulations that these foods are public property and can only be eaten during live broadcast work and are not allowed to be shared with other departments.

At six o’clock in the evening, Xu Ye turned off the broadcast on time and said to the screen: “It’s time to get off work. That’s the end of today’s live broadcast. Goodbye.”

The viewers of Weird Tales World were reluctant to leave: “No, Brother Ye, I’ll give you all the money I spent to buy a diamond ring for my girlfriend. Let’s keep broadcasting for a while.”

“I want to see instant noodles made with human bone soup.”

Xu Ye waved his hand, pressed the close button mercilessly, and gave advice to everyone:

“Remember, you can’t work overtime even if you die.”

Different from the nature of the work where there was only one person at the front desk, Xu Ye was surrounded by many colleagues this time.

“What are you doing here? Come back.”

Everyone looked at each other and said, “Will my wages be deducted?”

After all, Xu Ye had set a precedent this morning. Because he went back to sleep at night, a month’s salary was directly deducted.

“What are you afraid of?”

[Rule 4: When someone makes a mistake, the leader has the right to deduct the salary of his subordinates and put 20% into his own pocket. 】

[Rule 3: Traffic is king here, and the person with the best performance is the leader. ”

Xu Ye: “I am your direct leader now, so I won’t hold you back.”

No one moved.