Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Hive Company 12

In a certain school, several primary school students gathered together during self-study period and looked at the screen:

“Hee hee hee,”

“Hahaha~”

The little boy wearing yellow half-sleeves: “It’s so funny. I adore the anchor.”A man wearing glasses next to him said: “Hey, is it okay for us to play like this? Will we be discovered?”

“It’s okay, Teacher Bai won’t come to the last class.”

Suddenly, the little boy in yellow clothes felt someone slapped him hard on the back: “Who are you, you dare to touch me…”

Several children looked up, and what they faced was a beautiful, yet cold face.

“Wow Kaka~”

“Teacher, why are you walking silently?”

“I haven’t done anything. It was Huang Xuan. He said there was an anchor who was fun and recommended it to me.”

Huang Xuan: “Nonsense, you are obviously my favorite, so I gave you a pair of sunglasses as a reward…”

Bai Xun was very angry and pointed at a few people to teach them a lesson: “At such a young age, you are watching live broadcasts and don’t learn well.”

“What correct values ​​can those anchors teach you?”

“You still reward me, did your parents’ money come from the strong wind?”

The more he talked, the angrier he became. Bai Xun grabbed the phone and planned to see which anchor was misleading people.

Then,

I rewarded a paper airplane~

Child Huang Xuan cried: “Oh, oh, oh, teacher, that’s my monthly pocket money.”

“You just said not to spend money blindly.”

He likes that anchor, and he doesn’t want to give it up if he likes it, but he doesn’t go to the extent of not eating just to reward him.

“Cough~”

Bai Xun touched his nose: “I will return the money to you later.”

“Teacher, I have something to do. I need to go out for a while.”

Saying that, he walked out in a hurry.

A burst of cheers erupted in the classroom.

“Great, liberating.”

“The anchor is so awesome, even Teacher Bai was attracted away. Long live the anchor.”

On the other side, Hive Corporation.

Xu Ye’s live broadcast room was suddenly blocked by primary school students.

He took a closer look and saw that there was probably a teacher who was so obsessed with looking at him that he got lost in playing with things and ended up not even attending class.

Xu Ye touched his chin: “Primary school students give rewards, the money won’t be returned, right?”

“Yes, probably not.”

People around them were not sure and said that their professional abilities were average. On weekdays, not to mention elementary school students, there were not many adults.

If it hadn’t been for Xu Ye’s arrival, a group of people would have never seen what the special effects of paper airplanes look like.

The live broadcast department was filled with joy.

Correspondingly, the other two departments had a much miserable life.

Pierre was like a monkey, squatting on the chair with his feet to work. From a distance, it would be an exaggeration to say that he was squatting in a pit.

The reason is very simple. It is said in Rule 7 of the Customer Service Department that no matter where you go, you must never leave your work station for more than ten minutes.

This one-square-meter space is difficult to type when standing up, and cannot be stretched out when lying down, so I can only sit on a chair day and night.

Even sleeping at night is no exception.

Pierre’s butt hurt from being in the chair for too long.

He unceremoniously guessed that if he continued like this, he would not be able to wait for 30 days to complete the dungeon, and he would get hemorrhoids from sitting for a long time, and he would die from the pain in his chair.

Pierre was sleepy and tired now;

He hasn’t drank water for a day, and he hasn’t eaten anything due to Xu Ye.

It feels like body functions are just passing away.

Am I going to starve to death in the world of ghost stories?

Pierre couldn’t help but think negatively.

At this moment, a clear and pleasant voice sounded in my ears, and the new female receptionist shouted:

“The meal is ready, the takeout is here, everyone comes to pick up the food.”

The meal is divided into noodles and rice bowl. The noodles are meat sauce noodles. The rice bowl has three dishes, meat and two vegetables, and also comes with an egg soup in a small plastic bowl.

Pierre dragged his tired body slowly to the front desk.

The noodles had been taken away, leaving only three boxes of rice bowls.

[Rule 9: There are only noodles in the work meal. If other food appears, please ignore it. 】

It seems everyone is following the rules.

Forget it, just make rice with rice. If you eat it to death, it’s mine.

Pierre thought indifferently. Just after he picked up the lunch box, the chosen one who worked with him last night put down the noodles in his hand and ran over to eat rice instead.

Pierre: “You don’t have to do this. I just feel like there’s no point in living anymore. Let’s just eat something.”

The Chosen One: “Yes, yes, everything you said is right.”

Still holding the lunch box and not letting go.

He had seen this person’s ability with his own eyes yesterday. If the other party hadn’t proposed the option of changing shifts, he would probably be stuck in his seat now.

Pierre tried to persuade him a few more times, but seeing that he still insisted, he said nothing more.

Pierre sat back at his work station, and people around him opened takeaways, a bowl of noodles as big as a washbasin. A sniffing sound suddenly sounded in the office, and the matter was resolved in five minutes.

Noodles are a food that improves efficiency. Unlike his rice bowl, which contains ribs and you have to spit out the bones to eat the meat, it takes more than five minutes to eat this dish alone.

endI drank the egg soup and felt a warm feeling in my stomach.

Pierre thought that with this bowl of soup, it would be okay not to drink coffee today.

The company is not stingy and the staff meals are quite generous, but the colleagues around them are still very thin. Some people are not only in good spirits, but their bodies are skin and bones, and there is something weird about them everywhere.

The chosen one who was eating the rice bowl together saw that nothing happened to his stomach after the meal, but his whole body became more powerful.

Suddenly he was very excited: “The bet was right, Pierre is indeed the veteran chosen one, it is right to follow him.”

The chosen ones who ate noodles around them did not have any problems. On the contrary, they saved time and improved the overall work efficiency.

So that they don’t delay in replying to messages from customer service.

…

In Sakura Country, Sato Ichiro is still working in the field.

Compared with the chosen ones in other departments in the company, he does not have to worry about whether to drink coffee or not. When visiting customers every day, he can always shamelessly ask for a glass of water from others.

Marketing new products is not as easy as he thought.

Ichiro Sato took the samples he got from the company during the morning meeting to a company that produces dried fruits to promote them.

He made an appointment in advance, but the other party had something to do, so he had to wait for nearly an hour for the person in charge of the factory.

This created a huge conflict with the workload required by the rules to visit ten customers a day.

The person in charge of the dried fruit company is a fat middle-aged man, wearing a pair of black-rimmed glasses, and his eyes behind the lenses reveal a shrewd spirit.

The man took a bite of the apple brought by Sato Ichiro and commented: “It’s sour and astringent, a bit unpleasant to eat.”

Pointing to the pits on the apple’s skin: “It doesn’t look good either.”

Ichiro Sato: “I heard that you make dried fruits. As long as the price is right, it wouldn’t be difficult to sprinkle some technology on the chopped apple pieces later to cover up the real taste, right?”

The person in charge hesitated for a moment: “You are right, but the price you quoted is more expensive than others.”

“30% more expensive than ordinary apples.”

“It’s five times more expensive than the rotten apples we bought ourselves.”

As if he was afraid that he wouldn’t believe it, the person in charge stood up and took out several quotations from other sales companies from the drawer at the back.