Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Hive Company 9

This night, the number of fans in Ivan’s live broadcast room continued to increase.

Fans of Rule Monsters seem to like to stay up late, and become more and more excited as the night goes on.

The rate of increase in fans is also faster.

He acted out his own eating, which contained some fruits and the like. Ivan ate some fruits to quench his thirst.

In the end, I couldn’t stand it any longer and fell asleep on the floor.

When I woke up, I was surrounded by the sound of rap singing and dancing:

Han Xuwen: “Oh, you are my baby~”

“Thank you Meow Meow.Baby reward. ”

Ivan couldn’t believe it: “Don’t tell me that you didn’t sleep all night.”

“Yes, I am in particularly good spirits today.” Han Xuwen drank a cup of coffee at hand, feeling a little proud in his heart.

His number of fans will soon reach 10,000.

He will definitely become the person with the highest performance in the entire department, surpassing the veteran chosen ones like Ivan.

Ivan reminded: “Drink less coffee, maybe there will be problems.”

Han Xuwen was startled: “What’s the problem?”

Ivan: “I don’t know either, but don’t you think it’s strange that the company doesn’t even provide water and only gives everyone coffee?”

Han Xuwen breathed a sigh of relief: “What did I think? This is normal.”

Ivan: “And you look like you haven’t slept all night, maybe it’s because of the coffee.”

He felt that he had discovered the truth. Coffee was a stimulant, and the purpose was to squeeze employees and keep them working.

Han Xuwen looked him up and down and hesitated: “Actually, young people are usually like this.”

Ivan realized later that he had been connoted. He couldn’t help but twitch the corner of his mouth and cursed angrily: “What do you mean, young people are like this? I’m not old either, I’m not over 35.”

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On the other side, Pierre stood up from his seat while rubbing his sleepy eyes.

Rule 13 of the customer service department states that all messages must be responded to within half an hour, and it does not say whether it is day or night.

This results in customer service personnel having to stay in front of the computer 24 hours a day to prevent violations of the rules.

The fact is as expected, the customer did not choose not to come for consultation just because it was evening.

Pierre asked: “It’s already off work, why do you still need to reply to customer messages? Isn’t this arrangement unreasonable?”

The colleague next to me took a sip of coffee and said plausibly: “Why don’t you reply? Can you have a sense of responsibility? If a thing is entrusted to you, you should do it beautifully and successfully.”

Pierre was silent for a few seconds: “Are you sure you are my colleague, not the leader?”

“Why else would you take a salary of 3,000 yuan and worry about what the boss wants to worry about?”

Finally, Pierre called one of the chosen ones over, and the two took turns on duty in the middle of the night, barely able to sleep for a few hours.

That night, all the chosen ones who drank coffee were in a very high state of mind and had no sleep all night.

Of course, there are also a small number of chosen ones who follow the footsteps of the two veteran chosen ones, Pierre and Ivan, and choose not to drink a sip of coffee.

In fact, at the beginning, everyone was hesitant about whether to drink coffee or not.

Things from the strange world should not be eaten lightly no matter how you look at them.

However, after the first person ate it, he found that apart from being a little excited, there were really no other problems, and he felt relieved.

As for excitement, coffee is already exciting, but this effect is just stronger.

Moreover, judging from the rules, no matter which department you are in, you need to be on call 24 hours a day to truly complete the task.

This is a company’s exploitation of employees and the chosen ones, but it is also somewhat helpless.

The right to pass customs or not is in the hands of others. It is like being strangled by the lifeblood and must be obeyed.

Barrage: “The Chosen One is so miserable. He is forced to work overtime, but he has to do his job as required.”

“Resist. If everyone unites, I don’t believe we can’t change the existing system.”

“You said it lightly, there is no possibility of failure in resistance?”

“I just want to know, if the oppression is so severe, why no one has mentioned resigning?”

…

At seven o’clock in the morning, everyone gathered in the hall.

Pierre knew that these people had not slept all night, but they still looked in high spirits.

“It seems to be the result of the coffee, but does this thing really have no side effects?” He couldn’t help but think.

At the front, a thin man in a suit held a microphone: “Hello everyone, a new day has begun, let’s move together.”

As he finished speaking, music started playing all around, a DJ with a very powerful melody, and the man began to swing his arms.

Ivan stood there in a daze, and his boss glared at him: “Hurry up and catch up, otherwise your salary will be deducted.”

“okay.”

Ivan had no choice but to dance and exercise with the people around him, and he had to sing at the same time:

“Playing games, going to nightclubs, what a boring life.”

“Watching movies and playing games is just doing evil.”

“If you don’t like work, you don’t have to work with friends!”

After dancing, let alone, although the lyrics were not very good, Ivan felt much better and full of energy.

“It can affect my spirit.” Ivan quietly lowered his head and said,

Pierre looked indifferent and just stared at one place.Fang: “Why didn’t Xu Ye come?”

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I wish everyone will become more and more perverted in the new year~