Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Hive Company 8

At six o’clock in the evening, it’s time to get off work.

Contrary to expectations, the entire company was quiet. Not to mention the swarm of swarms rushing outside, not even a single person stood up.

It seemed like for a moment, everyone lost their sense of time.

Xu Ye stretched and sat up from the chair.

[Rule 6: As the front desk, you need to receive every visitor to the company and register their information on the corresponding form. 】

[Rule 7: Remember, never let irrelevant people enter the company. This is your responsibility. 】

Obviously, these two rules are a big pitfall.

If you get off work now, there is no guarantee that people who come to visit the company after six o’clock will register obediently.

It is also possible to meet someone who has nothing to do with the company and take advantage of this gap to sneak in.

For ordinary chosen ones, they would complain a few times, then give in and continue working overtime.

Who is Xuye?

“Eight hours is eight hours, overtime? It’s impossible in this life.”

Xu Ye lingered in place for a few minutes. Suddenly, he thought of an idea.

With a “click” sound, a large lock was hung on the door bolt.

The door is locked.

To prevent accidents, I took out an obsidian bracelet that I had never used before and hung it on the lock.

Then, he left in a swaggering manner.

A few minutes later, Zhao Yaqin went to drink tea and coffee. Passing by the front desk, she was surprised to find a lock on the door.

“Huh, do you think that if you lock the door, you don’t have to continue working?”

“Innocent~”

She had a very bad impression of Xu Ye. He was a newcomer and dared to contradict his seniors on his first day in the company. It was simply unforgivable.

Zhao Yaqin sneered and went back to the office to rummage around. After a while, she took out a key.

“Haha, a new person is a new person, and the lock belongs to the company. Is it possible that there is only one key at the front desk?”

She was about to open it, and when her hand was about to touch the lock, she saw the jewelry on it: “Hey, who put the bracelet here? It’s so beautiful.”

A light touch of fingers.

for a moment,

“Hiss~”

Just like wood encountering flames, it burned extremely fast. By the time he reacted, Zhao Yaqin’s right arm was gone.

The door was locked, and the news spread throughout the company until 7:30 in the evening, when the delivery man stood outside and knocked on the door wildly.

[Rule 10: If you leave the company after 7:30 pm, the company will provide you with free dinner. 】

Colleagues who couldn’t eat food ran out to check the situation and saw this scene as soon as they arrived.

The delivery boy shouted outside the glass door at the top of his lungs: “I’m telling you, if you can’t deliver it in, the delivery fee will not be refunded.”

Someone wanted to go up and open the door, but saw Zhao Yaqin missing an arm.

In the crowd, looking at the familiar obsidian bracelets on the door, the Chosen Ones looked at each other.

Then someone shouted: “I know, this is the tip given to us by boss Xu Ye.”

“What do you mean? Please be clear.”

“Oh, your understanding is so poor. The front desk didn’t want to work, so they just closed the door. We don’t want to work, so can’t we just take the products off the shelves?”

The company was in chaos, and many people were gearing up to follow suit, but they were stopped before they even started.

Soon, Mr. Zhao in a suit and leather tie walked out of the office and came to everyone: “Why are you making such a fuss? The receptionist has gone too far.”

“I declare that it will be a major demerit.”

“When he comes tomorrow, all wages for this month will be deducted.”

The fiery mood suddenly turned cold, and the chosen ones felt like a bucket of cold water was poured on their heads.

“I almost forgot that leaders have the right to deduct the wages of their subordinates.”

“Boss Xu Ye’s actions have angered his boss, and I guess tomorrow will not be easy.”

“Forget it, let’s go back to work obediently. There is new news.”

Ivan stood there with a thoughtful expression: “It’s strange. The way to clear the level is to earn salary. According to Mr. Xu Ye’s qualifications for participating in the dungeon, it stands to reason that he wouldn’t make such a low-level mistake, right?”

Pierre stared straight at Mr. Zhao’s neck: “Do you think he will die tomorrow?”

…

the other side,

[Rule 13: The white door leads to the dormitory arranged by the company. 】

Xu Ye found the so-called Baimen, on the other side of the company, in an inconspicuous corner.inside.

The door was very old, and when I pushed it, a lot of dust fell from it. It seems that it has not been used for a long time.

This company is very interesting. Apart from people coming in from outside, this seems to be the only way out for employees?

I walked out slowly and came to the outside. In front of me was a cement road. It was very wide and large enough to tolerate a dozen cars passing by side by side.

The sky is gray, it’s not that there is no sun, it’s just that the fog is too heavy and the sunlight can’t get in.

There are high-rise buildings and shopping malls around.

But in this scene, Xu Ye felt an aura of ruin from inside.

A taxi stopped in front of him. The driver with two heads turned and stared at Xu Ye with all four eyes: “Want to take a taxi?”

Oh, it turns out there is no one.

Xu Ye understood, calmly got into the passenger seat and reported the address of his dormitory.

“You smell so good.”

The two-headed ghost couldn’t help but get closer, and his nose was almost touching Xu Ye’s body. His saliva drooled all over the car, emitting a foul stench.

“Really?” Xu Ye touched his head: “Why don’t I feel it? Is it because where I live, everyone tastes the same?”

Half an hour later, the car stopped in front of a desolate community building, surrounded by wilderness.

The driver drooled: “Won’t you invite me to come up and have a seat?”

He was grinning, and even though he wanted to show kindness, he still couldn’t suppress the vulgarity in his body.

Xu Ye hesitated: “Oh, isn’t this bad?”

“There’s nothing wrong with it, we’re all friends.”

“The fare…”

The driver waved his hand: “It’s easy to say, I’ll waive it for you.”

…

When Xu Ye woke up, he felt refreshed. The room was still empty and there was no breath of living people.

Xu Ye came to the water pipe to wash up, and took some water and poured it into the hot water pot.

After everything was done, he opened the closet and Xu Ye took the person out: “Let’s go to work.”

The two-headed man has troubles that he cannot express.

I thought I came here to enjoy the delicious food, but it turned out that I was the one enjoying the delicious food.

Was killed in counter-attack.

He wanted to resist, but the chains on his feet controlled his behavior. The corners of his mouth rose uncontrollably, and he pulled out a smile that was uglier than crying: “Okay, young master, please get in the car.”

On the way, Xu Ye asked the driver for a piece of bread, which solved the breakfast problem.

He felt refreshed, but that night, everyone else in the company and the audience in the live broadcast room were all suffering to death.

…

Ivan broadcast live for a long time and finally accumulated hundreds of fans. He felt a little thirsty and ran to the tea room to get some water.

As a result, there was only a large coffee machine on site and no other drinks.

“Is coffee cheaper than water?”

He couldn’t help but feel a little suspicious,

In his mind, coffee is still a relatively expensive drink.

No company, in order to save costs, can only provide coffee, right?

At this moment, a chosen one came to the tea room, picked up the disposable cup with ease, and got himself a cup of coffee.

He took a sip and turned to look at Ivan: “You come and get the water too.”

There seems to be no problem.

“Yes.” Ivan replied casually, observing his behavior: “Did you feel anything was wrong?”

“No.” The chosen one had a carefree personality and smiled at Ivan: “Don’t worry, brother, I asked around my colleagues this afternoon. They also drink this, so there is absolutely no problem.”

The boy patted his chest and looked particularly arrogant: “My talent is social interaction, and they are all friends with me now.”

Ivan Xin said that it was because they all drank this that they seemed to have the biggest problem.

At this point, he was a little unsure.

He stood there with a frown on his face, no matter how hard his head moved, he couldn’t figure it out.

“By the way, I don’t know, maybe you can ask someone else.”

This is a team copy, which is different from before.

Ivan thought that Xu Ye had already returned to the dormitory, and walked towards the customer service department. After he finished asking the question, Pierre looked at him with an expression like he was looking at a fool.

This look was so obvious that it was difficult not to understand what it meant.

“Okay, I understand. If you don’t want to drink, I won’t drink.”