Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Hive Company 5

Pierre continued to look at the booklet in his hand:

[Rule 7: The tea room is at the end of the right side of the company, and the bathroom is on the left side of the company. No matter where you go, you must never leave your work station for more than ten minutes. 】

[Rule 8: In order to save working time, the front desk will deliver takeaways to everyone at 12 noon every day. 】

[Rule 9: There are only noodles in the work meal. If other food appears, please ignore it. 】

[Rule 10: No gossiping or talking about things that have nothing to do with work during work. 】

[Rule 11: Your task is to reply to every message asked by the customer. You must memorize the product-related content. 】

[Rule 12: Every question answered by customer service needs to be carefully considered. If inappropriate remarks have a negative impact on the company, you mustTake responsibility. 】

[Rule 13: Must reply within half an hour. 】

[Rule 14: The department manual is not allowed to be shown to colleagues in other departments. 】

“Familiar with the product content?” Pierre was stunned for a moment.

The neighbor immediately came over and said, “I’ll send it to you.”

A file package was transmitted through the chat software, and Pierre opened it. Inside was an introduction to some fruits and skin care products.

“Product 1: Anti-growth cream, with continuous use, it can make your skin look as young as eighteen years old.”

At this time, the computer beeped, and someone happened to inquire about the same product:

“Hello customer service, how long does it take to take effect?”

Pierre: “Use it for a while.”

“How long is a period of time?”

Pierre: “Dear, everyone’s skin type is different, and the time to take effect is also different.”

The other person was unwilling to give in: “How long does it take for other people who buy your products to see results?”

Pierre: “It will take effect after using it for a while.”

The customer was obviously very angry after hearing this: “Don’t your customer service staff understand human speech? I’m *&…F#%#@ (a beautiful vocabulary)”

Pierre: “Kiss, you’re welcome.”

At the same time, the customer service candidates who were scattered around were not as slippery as Pierre.

Feidi from Asan Kingdom first pleaded with the old employee next to him, his lips were almost worn out, and he finally got the information.

I was dumbfounded when I saw the question asked by the customer.

The product information didn’t say it would take long to be effective. He turned to the old employees around him for help. However, everyone was working hard at their workstations, and no one paid attention to him, a newcomer.

Half an hour was coming soon, and Feidi had no choice but to answer based on common sense:

“A week or so.”

The person on the other side seemed to be waiting for his words, and immediately said: “Okay, if it doesn’t work for a week, I will come to you to compensate you!”

…

In Ice Bear Country, Ivan opens the manual.

As a live broadcaster, you need to abide by the following rules:

[Rule 1: Seven o’clock in the morning is the time for morning exercises in the company. The leader will cheer for every employee who participates in the morning meeting. 】

[Rule 2: Live broadcaster is the freest position in the company. You don’t need to stay in the same space all the time. You have the right to pass anywhere in the company. 】

[Rule 3: Traffic is king here, and the person with the best performance is the leader]

[Rule 4: When someone makes a mistake, the leader has the right to deduct the salary of his subordinates and put 20% into his own pocket. 】

[Rule 5: Live broadcast work content: You need to register an account and reach 10,000 fans within five days. 】

[Rule 6: Failure to meet the requirements means you are not suitable for this position and will be transferred to other departments. 】

[Rule 7: There is no cap on the salary of live broadcasters, and commissions will be drawn based on the performance of the products sold. 】

[Rule 8: The colleague with the first performance has the right to pass the customs first. 】

[Rule 9: Live streaming can accumulate faith power. 】

Faced with so many rules, Ivan was confused.

“Reaching 10,000 followers in five days?”

No clue at all.

Next to him, Kimchi Country idol Han Xuwen, who also applied for the live broadcast department, has already started dancing live. His number of fans is rising steadily, and he seems to be the most promising candidate to exceed 10,000 followers.

…

In Sakura Country, Ichiro Sato joined the sales department.

The room was empty.

There was only a solitary employee handbook on the table.

[Rule 1: Seven o’clock in the morning is the time for morning exercises in the company. The leader will cheer for every employee who participates in the morning meeting. 】

[Rule 2: Salespeople do not need to stay in the company all the time. Visiting customers is your main task. (See the last page for the customer list)]

[Rule 3: Every half an hour, you need to check in and take photos in the WeChat group and report your specific location to prevent employees from being lazy when they go out. 】

[Rule 4: Except for buses, other means of transportation will not be included in the reimbursement. 】

[Rule 5: You visit at least ten customers every day. 】

[Rule 6: The specific process of talking with customers needs to be made into a form and reported to the leader at ten o’clock every night. 】

[Rule 7: There is no hierarchy in the sales department. The person with the highest performance is the leader. 】

[Rule 8: The weekly turnover must not be less than 50,000 yuan. If you cannot complete it, it means you are not suitable for this position and will be transferred to other departments]

[Rule 9: For sales of more than 50,000 yuan, you can get a 1% commission on sales. 】

[Rule 10: The chosen one with the first performance will have priority to pass the level. 】

“Expression, naked oppression,I visit ten clients every day and can only take public transportation. This is not a good life. ”

“You punch in every half an hour. Why, my girlfriend is not as diligent as you in checking in.”

“It’s inhumane and interferes with employees’ private lives.”

There was no complaint in the strange world. Sato Ichiro began to sort out customer information and classify nearby customers together.

He knew that the conditions given by the rules were very tricky, but retreating when faced with difficulties was not his style.

Besides, there is no way that Guitan will not give the chosen one any way to survive. Now that he is here, there is always a way to achieve it.

Ichiro Sato is a man of action.

Looking at the “commission” written above, I was even slightly excited.

In today’s world, strange talk coins are very precious props that can only be found but cannot be found.

This copy gives the chosen ones the opportunity to earn Kaidan coins.