Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Wangyou Town 11

Strange talk about the world,

In the restaurant, Zhou Cassava hugged the golden lobster on the plate and devoured it: “It’s so delicious. Do you want to have some?”

Xu Ye shook his head.

Two days ago, Zhou Cassava finally couldn’t bear the temptation and accepted an additional task. The content was to pierce a hole in his arm with a needle to obtain top-quality ingredients.

When Xu Ye asked: “Isn’t the food now enough? Isn’t it much better than what you used to eat?” Zhou Casshu said matter-of-factly: “That’s different. I’m tired of eating these foods every day.”

Human taste has a threshold.

The young Zhou Casshu came from a poor family and felt happy if he could occasionally eat meat.

After he started working, the hospital cafeteria was replaced by a chef with better skills, and he felt extremely satisfied.

Until now, when faced with better-tasting delicacies from the mountains and seas every day, I still feel tired and want to pursue better “taste enjoyment”.

“Try it, it’s just a needle, what’s the big deal.” These were Zhou Casshu’s exact words, which were very dismissive. Xu Ye acquiesced to his behavior beside him.

So today, two days later, Zhou Casshu wanted to eat golden lobster, and his task changed from the initial “pricking a needle” to “striking a knife”.

But he still didn’t think there was any big problem: “Whatever, the arm is so thick, I’ll just make a one millimeter cut on it, it won’t be a problem.”

Xu Ye reminded: “You are not afraid that I will ask you to cut the aorta when the time comes.”

“Well, that makes sense.” Zhou Casshu patted his shoulder: “I will definitely stop the loss in time.”

He is not a fool, he will do whatever he sees and always give without limit.

During the Strange Talk Bureau, Liang Xing reported the situation anxiously: “As of now, except for the dungeon where Adam is, others have begun to frequently complete the tasks issued by the church.”

Lin Guobiao: “Xu Ye…”

“Xu Ye, on the other hand, maintains the progress of one task every three days, and feels dissatisfied. From time to time, he asks the idol to change the task. But the Chosen One who is with him is already addicted to it.”

Liang Xing called up a spliced ​​picture, which was probably covered with dozens of photos: “These are the chosen ones who have done the most tasks. Their eyes are blurred, and their spirits have obviously become abnormal.”

“The function of the black sculpture is to absorb negative emotions and make the chosen ones gradually forget their previous pain.”

No pain means no major mood swings.

People’s happiness and pain are always in contrast. For example, a person who loses weight will feel happy when he sees everything, and he will shed tears of joy after taking a bite of egg tart.

But for people who often eat haise, they probably won’t feel anything special when they see something like egg tarts.

Now that there is no pain, people’s happiness threshold will become higher and higher. They will become accustomed to the existing material conditions and want to pursue higher levels of happiness.

The most intuitive manifestation is the daily punishment of criminals on the church cross.

Many of the chosen ones were frightened at the beginning, but now they are able to cheer and shout and mingle with the surrounding aborigines.

Now that I have everything, life begins to become monotonous and tasteless, and I urgently need some fun to stimulate my dull nerves, such as torturing people.

Anyway, it’s not you who’s suffering.

In fact, from the perspective of the audience outside the screen, the lives of the chosen ones in the entire live broadcast room only lasted for nearly a month, which was a very short time.

But for the chosen ones who are among them, in terms of being able to alleviate negative emotions every day, it seems to speed up the passage of time invisibly.

Moreover, this copy says from the beginning:

[Customs clearance requirements: Survive for xxx days. 】

The specific time of survival was delimited, which caused a greater change in the mentality of the Chosen Ones. At first, they didn’t know when they would die, and they thought about being more cautious so that they could live longer.

Later, because I didn’t know the time limit, I started to mess up.

Since I can’t get out anyway, I might as well live a good life here.

A muddling through mentality.

It was night, Xu Ye had settled Zhou Casshu, who was sleeping, and jumped out of the window alone.

It was pitch dark outside. Fortunately, Xu Ye’s body functions had been restored before.After strengthening, it can achieve a certain degree of night vision and clear the way.

However, this was a bummer for the viewers watching the live broadcast. Their eyes were darkened and they could only use a small sound to guess what happened.

Xu Ye decided to go to the small square for prayer first, but after taking a few steps, he felt bitten by something. He lowered his head and saw a black ball lying on his calf.

“What the hell?” With one slap, the black ball dissipated due to the force, and the few drops of blood on his leg dried up instantly.

A strange emotion came over me.

The green-eyed cat appeared in time and meowed a few times, to the effect that this thing was too dark and reminded him to be extra careful at night.

Xu Ye looked at it sadly: “Why didn’t you say it in the first place? Do you think you don’t love me anymore?”

“Meow meow meow~”

Xu Ye: “I think you just don’t care about me. You didn’t even sacrifice your life to stop me just now.”

The fur on the green-eyed cat’s body exploded, and it meowed violently.

(What?)

(What are you talking about?)

Xu Ye also felt that something was wrong with him, so he quickly took out the black rose, put it under his nose and took a few deep sniffs, and his mind became clear.

He speeded up and walked forward. He encountered many small beasts along the way and tried to avoid them.

Some are really unavoidable.

So the audience in the live broadcast room stared at the black screen and heard strange noises from time to time:

Angry voice: “This idiot Zhou Casshu will stab himself to death in the dungeon one day. Instead of doing this, it’s better for me to do it first.”

Complaint: “Lin Guobiao is too stingy. He doesn’t offer five insurances and one fund. Other companies offer seven insurances and two funds.”

A voice of resentment: “Why didn’t Bai Xun’s copy appear?”

The audience was collectively petrified: “Am I hallucinating? Is this the voice of Mr. Xu Ye?”

“It’s really a bit stingy. Our company is covered by five insurances and two housing funds.”

“Boss Xu Ye, don’t be angry, we are calling for you.”

So in just ten minutes, the words “Dragon Kingdom Strange Tales Bureau is stingy” became a hot search topic all over the world.

Lin Guobiao: “…”

What does Xu Ye care about: five insurances and one housing fund? Even if he pays it, can he use it?

…

Strange talk about the world,

After a bumpy journey, Xu Ye held the vase and came to the statue of the mayor in the center of the flower bed, where he prayed during the day.

I saw black round dumplings being “squeezed” out of the sculpture, and the mayor had a constipated expression.

Each time a portion of the dough is squeezed out, the color of the sculpture becomes lighter.