Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Wangyou Town 10

Xu Ye planned to make Nurse Zhou suffer a loss, with his hands behind his back, the old man said calmly:

“A life that is smooth sailing is destined to fail to grow.”

Looking at his movements, he commented: “Are you sure you’re not unhappy because Zhou Casshu touched your Huahua?”

“What Boss Xu Ye said makes sense. It’s not an option for Zhou Casshu to rely on Boss Xu Ye to pass the level. What should we do when we get to the next dungeon?”

“Master, lead me in. Cultivation depends on the individual. It is most correct to train him while he is still in front of you.”

…

A week has passed,

The Chosen Ones have been staying in Wangyou Town continuously, living a very comfortable life without any danger.

The things to do every day are to eat, drink, rest, and go to church to do some tasks.

The peaceful life made everyone relax their vigilance. Even the corpse hanging high in the church every morning began to become routine and gradually no longer caused ripples in everyone’s hearts.

Because I’m used to it.

In other words, they become numb.

Just as the audience watched the Chosen One’s daily life without danger and no longer paid much attention to the live broadcast room, a new problem arose.

kimchi country,

At 10:30 in the evening, my son Xiaofeng was lying on the sofa reading a magazine, and his mother came over quietly: “It’s time to wash up and go to bed.”

“We’ll wait and see. There’s no rush anyway.”

“Snapped!”

He grabbed the book in his hand and threw the magazine out of the window: “What’s the use of reading these all day long? Tomorrow I’ll change to music-related books to cultivate my sentiments.”

“But I like aerospace…” Before Xiaofeng could finish his words, he was forcefully pushed into the bathroom.

There was the sound of rushing water in the bathroom,Then, the boy complained: “Mom, I was taking a shower, why did you come in without saying hello?”

“I’m your mother. I’ve seen you since you were a kid, so what’s the point?”

Coming out of the bathroom, in the small room, the two of them could only sleep on the same bed, which was a bit crowded.

Xiaofeng couldn’t move his body, so he could only curl up on one side. Moreover, sleeping with his parents for a long time made him feel ashamed: “Well, mom, why don’t we change it to two bedrooms and one living room tomorrow?”

“What?”

The lights in the room were suddenly illuminated, and the son took courage: “I have grown up and I want private space.”

However, such a normal sentence offended something, and my mother sat down on the ground, patting the floor and wiping her tears:

“I knew that as you grew up, your wings became stronger…”

“What about private space? You just dislike me and don’t want to be in front of me.”

“No.” Xiaofeng explained in a panic: “I just didn’t sleep well at night…”

His explanation had no effect. His mother seemed to be deaf. She didn’t listen to him at all. She only cared about her own feelings. Her eyes were full of sadness: “White-eyed wolf, forget your mother when you grow up.”

Suddenly, the mother stood up from the ground, opened her eyes wide, looked close to her son, and looked at him suspiciously: “Tell me, have you fallen in love with the girl across the street during the day? Otherwise, your attitude would not have changed so much.”

“Tomorrow I have to settle the score with her, and I don’t even care about myself. I dare to seduce my son…”

There is no such thing as a girl. This is just your imagination.

You didn’t want to admit the fact that I was leaving and immediately attributed the reason to other people.

The son shut up in despair. He didn’t understand that even though his living conditions had improved, he no longer had to take the so-called college entrance examination.

But why is her mother still so persistent and controlling everything about herself?

You have to take care of your meals, your drinking water, and you have to help adjust the temperature even when you take a bath.

Xiaofeng did not feel happy living like this, but rather suffocated.

Barrage: “This mother is a bit controlling.”

“The information shows that Xiaofeng is a single-parent family. His father died in a car accident. For so many years, the two of them have been living on the pension left by their husband. The mother no longer goes out to work or even makes friends. She stays at home all day and spends all her time at home. Hope rests on my son.”

“It’s just that after years of her behavior, her son has obviously become overwhelmed.”

The noise continued until late at night, and it stopped when Xiaofeng knelt down and swore that he would never mention changing houses again.

The mother went to bed with satisfaction and did not see the child kneeling on the ground with a thoughtful look in his eyes. After a moment, he seemed to have made a decision and clenched his fists.

…

romantic country,

After a period of running-in, Pierre and his girlfriend are now in an inseparable state and have returned to the state they were in when they were passionately in love.

On this day, the two were going to go out for a walk in the park together.

Pierre sat on the sofa: “Honey, can you hurry up? It’s been an hour and your makeup hasn’t been put on yet?”

“Wait, wait, it will be fine soon.” My girlfriend said.

After another hour, Pierre became impatient: “Is it okay or not?”

He walked into the bathroom and found his girlfriend playing with her mobile phone with only half of her makeup on.

My girlfriend stopped pretending this time and said angrily: “Oh, why are you urging me? How can I go out with you if I don’t put on makeup?”

The two had a fierce argument.

Pierre suddenly realized that a large part of the reason why the two broke up was because his girlfriend always had procrastination.

Why is it that now that life has become better in the world of ghost stories, my girlfriend’s procrastination has not changed, but has become worse?

…

Sakura Country,

After a period of time with their new partners, the Neptune couple Nozawa and Ha Ningzi became bored and got together again to discuss their experiences.

Nozawa: “I don’t like her anymore. She has become very clingy now. She is not as sensible as she was at the beginning. She is suffocating me.”

Yu Ningzi nodded in agreement: “Me too, I thought he was quite handsome, but he snored while sleeping and didn’t flush the toilet after using it, which made me sick.”

“How about we two…”

The two exchanged bitter feelings and soon had the intention of renewing their relationship. This is how they are in real life. They both know that the other is dishonest, but they both choose to turn a blind eye.

The reason why they never separated is that every once in a while, they break up with their new love outside and return to their families again.

This seems to be a tacit understanding between the two Neptunes.

In their words, this is called true love.

It’s just that this time, the two of them want to do it again.At that time, their lovers in the strange world disagreed, and a fierce quarrel broke out between the four.

…

Barrage: “Why do you feel that after these people lived a carefree life, they became more irritable?”

“I can’t imagine it. If I had the opportunity to live in a big villa and eat high-end cuisine every day, I would definitely cherish my current life and not make any mistakes.”

“Not necessarily. Just think about it, why are celebrities always exposed to sucking? Don’t they have everything?”