Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Peach Love 4

“Need not.”

Xu Ye sneered. He was not serious about falling in love, so why would he do this?

“No, this thing can make you stand out on dates and increase your success rate. It is definitely a powerful tool for getting out of singles.”

Xu Ye snatched the note from his hand and saw that it read:

[The following are the dating precautions summarized by seniors, please be sure to abide by them. 】

[Important 1: Please do not speak easily before confirming the identity of the other party. There will be a price to pay for admitting the wrong person. 】

[Item 2: Unless the other party calls your name, you must not take the initiative to answer any questions she raises. 】

[Thing 3: Always pay attention to your girlfriend’s mood. Red means happy, yellow means currently undecided, and black means extremely dissatisfied. As a responsible boyfriend, he has the obligation to make his girlfriend happy at all times. 】

[Issue 4: In the red state, everything your girlfriend says can be believed. In the yellow state, half of them are trustworthy. 】

[Item 5: If you find that the status has turned completely black, don’t hesitate to run away. Run away quickly. 】

[Item 6: Tell the staff wearing badges about the situation. In times of danger, they can save your life. 】

[Item 7: Try your best to meet all the other party’s requirements to help maintain the red status. 】

Xu Ye read the rules and was about to analyze them in detail when a voice sounded from the side:

“Have you seen enough, sir? You haven’t paid yet.”

The tone was angry.

Oh, this love guide requires payment.

Xu Ye: “Are you sure you want to take my money? Who are you, a staff member here?”

“Of course. I’m a serious business. Everyone who comes to the coffee shop needs to buy a love book first.”

Xu Ye sneered: “It’s serious business, do you want to go to the front desk with me and let’s check it out?”

With that said, he grabbed the boy’s arm and walked towards the front desk.

“Let go, let go, I won’t take your money.” The man was shocked, his face was full of panic, and he struggled hard.

Xu Ye didn’t hold anyone back, and he ran away.

“What’s the matter?”

The audience in the live broadcast room was confused and began to make guesses. However, this question was quickly answered in other countries’ copies.

Ichiro Sato, the Chosen One of Sakura Kingdom, is a descendant of a low-profile detective agency, and the people do not have much hope for him.

“I’ve watched too much anime.”

“What detective is needed? There are police for everything.”

When he saw the man selling a love book, Ichiro Sato stopped and asked, “What is it? Can you show it to me?”

“Why? You pay with one hand and deliver the goods with the other. There are not many words in it. You have read it all. What else can I sell?” The man was very arrogant.

Sato Ichiro showed a troubled expression: “It’s not easy for me to make money.You have to inspect the goods first. ”

In fact, as a newcomer to the rules and strange talk for the first time, I didn’t even have half a dime on me, let alone fifty strange coins.

But Ichiro Sato still dared to tell lies with his eyes open.

That’s what detectives are like. Even if there is no suitable environment to assist in the investigation, they must also find ways to create conditions.

He wanted to do what Xu Ye did and violently snatch the things from the opponent’s hands, but due to his height and physical limitations, he couldn’t do it.

Sato Ichiro comforted himself in his heart: “It doesn’t matter, everyone in our country is inferior.”

“Okay, just take a look.” For the sake of fifty yuan, the man reluctantly agreed. He raised the paper in his hand and waved it in front of Ichiro Sato’s eyes.

Just a moment, a few seconds.

The words “must obey” were easily caught in his sight, Sato Ichiro’s pupils tightened.

Afterwards, his expression returned to normal, he silently bypassed the man and found a seat in the cafe to sit down.

People of Sakura Country:

“What’s going on? He has such a calm look on his face. He’s so handsome to me.”

“Idiot, such an important rule, hurry up and find a way to get it.”

“Could it be that Mr. Sato is gifted? In just a few seconds, he has memorized all the rules above.”

“I want to eat shit, but I don’t even have enough time to take pictures.”

…

“I showed it to you and you didn’t buy it?”

The man was a little sulky. Sato Ichiro’s behavior made him feel that he had been tricked. Stretch out your fist and punch the opponent on the chin.

Bah, two teeth fell to the ground.

Ichiro Sato licked his lips and pressed the order bell on the table in time. He looked at the man with fierce eyes: “Do you want to continue?”

“Huh, good luck to you.” Seeing this situation, the man ran out of the store unwillingly.

A few minutes later, a waiter with a work badge on his chest and a waiter’s uniform appeared: “Sir, what do you need?”

Ichiro Sato: “Give me a love book. The one I had before was taken away.”

The waiter glanced across the table, and sure enough, all the rules in the store were gone. There was panic on his face: “Sorry, I’ll give it to you right now.”

A new “Dating Note” was delivered to Sato Ichiro without spending a penny.

The live broadcast room was filled with excitement, and I finally understood what was going on:

“Damn, that’s so insidious. The Love Book is actually free.”

“Put away all the cards on the table in advance and sell them to customers before the waiter comes. I have to say that you will take advantage of loopholes.”

“Sato-kun is so emotionally stable. When faced with crisis situations, he never gets angry.”

“Isn’t the job of a detective too dangerous? I’m used to being beaten.”

Regardless of what the live broadcast room says, Sato Ichiro’s operation can be regarded as a model for ordinary chosen people. Apart from losing two teeth,

At the same time, more chosen ones saw someone selling love books and immediately avoided them.

[Rule 8: Hotel employees will wear their work badges on their chests. They can absolutely be trusted. If you don’t have a work badge, pretending you didn’t see it would be your best option. 】

They believe in Rule 8, and personnel without work cards must not be ignored, thereby missing the opportunity to discover the rules.

Soon, the announcement sounded:

[Asan Kingdom, Langyi, Beer Country… and other fifty-two selected people were strangely swallowed]

It’s not that their country has run out of reminder opportunities, it’s just that they don’t want to waste an opportunity on someone who is obviously stupid.

After hearing the ruthless mechanical sound, everyone took a breath.

But soon, someone raised their doubts:

“Ignore the Chosen One who sells love books and order food afterwards. With a little observation, you can find that the so-called rules on the table are missing. Why doesn’t the waiter remind the customer and give him a new one?”

“Maybe the service in this store is not good.”

Xingxing didn’t blink: “Don’t listen to the nonsense upstairs. He can enter and leave the hotel at will, and he also knows that there are rules on the table. He is obviously not an ordinary customer. Maybe he colluded with the waiter in advance in order to charge an extra fee.”

It makes sense to say it this way. The waiters are also involved in the process of selling love books. When customers don’t take the initiative to ask for another one, they will of course choose to act stupid.

“Hey, isn’t this Young Master Liang? You were the one who talked about the bathroom in the playground dungeon last time.”

“I heard that the community under your group’s name was shrouded in ghost stories before. Why is this happening?”

“Liang Xing, your group is really heartless in doing things. You have so many empty houses in your name and you don’t want to sell them. You just want to keep them in your hands and raise the prices. Are you getting retribution now?”

As a real estate company, Liang Group’s reputation is really not very good.In this way, he is almost on the opposite side of the common people.

Liang Xing was also feeling miserable. After the last strange incident, he was forced to stay at home by his father and was not allowed to go out for the time being.

The original villa auction plan was shelved indefinitely, and Fuhai Garden changed from a popular place to a “haunted house” that customers could avoid. Now it’s being sold at half price and no one wants it.

After all, no one who buys a house dares to bet that there will be no more problems in a community covered by ghost stories.

And the cause of all this stems from the piece of jade that Liang Xing bought.

He pondered for a while, then picked up the phone aggrievedly: “Hey, Song Jian, can you pick me up? I have something to talk about.”