Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Peach Love 3

Xu Ye kept swiping at the screen, and the lenses he carried suddenly started to get hot. He took out the things and stood on the ground.

A tender child’s arm came out first, then the legs and the back. till the end. Xiaoyue’s head was squeezed out from inside.

Blinking at Xu Ye: “Brother, Xiaoyue wants to drink milk.”

Xu Ye had a headache: “I don’t know if there is milk in this place. Be good, let’s eat a lollipop to satisfy our craving.”

“Well, Xiaoyue drinks milk at this time every day. She is used to it before.”

Xu Ye suddenly thought that when he was at home before, Xiaoyue would come out with him every time he ate.

It has to be said that Xu Ye has a hobby of developing or role-playing, and he never tires of it.

She knows that Xiaoyue is not an ordinary girl, and she may even live longer than she is.

Every time at the dinner table, I would insist on trying to dissuade him: “Be good, you can grow taller only by drinking milk.”

It seems that I have said too much, and I will really raise a big girl in a few years.

“Xiaoyue, what time do we usually have dinner?” He lowered his head and looked at the time on his phone, which read 11:35 noon.

Xiaoyue: “It’s half past twelve.”

“oh.”

It’s a full hour later than the time on the phone.

Qiao believes what Xiaoyue says, or does the rule monster talk about the time given by this scammer. Xu Ye naturally chose the former.

It’s just that he can’t guarantee now whether the time in the ghost story is only slowed down by one hour, or whether it has been slowing down all the time.

Unfortunately, there was no clock or anything like that in the room, and his prop, the brass pendulum, couldn’t be used.

Xu Ye sighed, feeling a little tricky: “Do you have any other ways to calculate time?”

“Yes, it takes fifteen minutes for a vegetable dog to eat a cabbage.” Xiaoyue nodded obediently.

Xu Ye’s eyes immediately changed, and he sighed: “You know this.”

How boring are you? You usually have to hold on to a cabbage while eating. And I definitely checked the time more than once, otherwise I wouldn’t be able to get such an accurate answer as 15 minutes.

“Okay, let’s give it a try.”

“Why.”

Xiaoyue frowned, took out a cabbage from the haunted house, plus a jar of miso… and put it on the ground.

The vegetable dog came closer, held down the cabbage stick with his paws, and tore off a cabbage leaf with his mouth. He didn’t eat it yet, but put it into the sauce jar next to it and dipped it full before eating.

Just… quite particular. No wonder it takes a quarter of an hour to eat a cabbage.

Xu Ye looked at the time on his phone and found that by the time Caigou finished eating a cabbage, only twelve minutes had passed.

A full three minutes slower than the real world.

“Based on this calculation, I must have finished the appointment and returned to the room before nine o’clock in the evening. The copy does not leave me with much time left.”

At this moment, the phone vibrated, Xu Ye opened the APP, and a message appeared on it: “Congratulations, the other party has also chosen to like you. You can go on a date together. I wish you a happy time.”

Xu Ye stood up immediately,

“Brother, where are you going to play? Take Xiaoyue with you.”

Xu Ye closed the door without mercy: “Good boy, this is not appropriate for children. You’d better go back to the mirror, and my brother will bring you milk later.”

The little girl left in the room had red eyes:

“Bad brother, my mother also went on a date, but she didn’t want Xiaoyue~”

Thinking of this, she became more and more violent. As soon as she raised her hand, all the sheets, mirrors, and daily necessities around her were torn to pieces.

But in the next second, these things returned to their original state: “Don’t break it, brother will be angry when he comes back.”

“Ah…this…”

The audience who witnessed the whole process suddenly felt a creepy feeling: “The contrast between before and after is too great…””

“It’s a bit pitiful. Maybe this child was too short of love before.”

At the same time, except for Xu Ye, only a few of the Chosen Ones discovered the problem of time. They are most likely special workers.

For example, top social workers like Chen Yue can accurately calculate the time difference for every minute they work overtime and record it in a small notebook. When they are waiting to resign, they can file a complaint and send the boss to court to demand overtime pay.

Another example is the novel author. She was reading about the strange rules and suddenly had an inspiration. Finally, based on her typing speed, which was 1,500 words per hour, she roughly judged that the time on her phone was incorrect.

Others can’t.

After entering the strange story about rules, I would either be so frightened that my days felt like years, or my heartbeat would speed up. An hour had passed and I was still spinning back and forth, completely unaware of the problem of time.

However, none of the countries chose to use the prompt opportunity.

First of all, there are still seven or eight hours until the so-called nine-thirty in the evening. It is hard to say whether other accidents will happen during this period.

Secondly, it seems a bit wasteful to leave the prompt opportunity to the chosen ones who cannot even judge basic issues such as time.

…

Xu Ye sent a message to the other party and set the date at the coffee shop that was least likely to go wrong.

“The place is on the first floor of the hotel.”

Xu Ye came to the coffee shop,

There are no windows here, and the brightness relies entirely on the two lights of different colors above the head.

The tabletop is gray with white menus and goblets.

The only decorations are probably the pots of flowers placed in the corner. It is brightly colored and beautiful, and is covered with a transparent glass cover to isolate it from outsiders.

This place doesn’t look like a coffee shop, but it’s a bit similar to a bar at night.

As soon as Xu Ye walked in, a boy walked towards him, holding a piece of paper in his hand: “Hello, do you need a love book? Fifty weird coins each.”