Returning to Before Husband’s Castration

Wudutou was a Lianjiazi, or a tiger-fighting hero, or when he was a hunter in Wulitun outside Chaoyangmen, he killed a tiger by himself. Kong Wu was powerful, and he was favored by Yin Wang of Shuntian Palace and hired as a tiger. Dutou, he usually patrols the streets with his guards to catch the robbers. Therefore, he kicks so hard that the stinky Taoist is so painful that his soul is out of his body. He clutches his stomach and huddles on the ground. Wu Dutou only needs one move. The smelly Taoist priest lost the power to resist.

In Wudutou's trouble, the tenants in the surrounding rooms came out to watch and catch the rapes, and the people in the middle city were no less than the people in the north city.

"Come and see, catch the traitor in bed!"

"The female looks good."

"I saw her. Just now, she was drinking tea and eating melon seeds in the lobby. She was stunned. She wanted to bring her two **** to the man and shake her, she really was a fuck."

"I have also seen her. It's no wonder that she kept wearing her eye veil and didn't take it off. It turned out that she was a married woman who came out to cheat and was afraid of being recognized.

"This woman is easy to recognize. Look at her breasts, it's like a big white steamed bun just out of the pot, with such a big breast and a willow waist. You can remember this body at a glance."

"Xiongtai is great, look at the woman."

There were more and more onlookers, and they were not afraid of being accidentally injured by the pig-killing knife in Wu Dutou's hand.

Wang Daxia shrank in the corner, covered her face with a handkerchief, shivering, and the two big steamed buns on her chest trembled along with the flowers. "Da Lang misunderstood. We are innocent and there is no adultery. This customer wants to buy eye veil. I'm here to deliver goods, you see there is a wad of eye veil on the table."

Wu Du sipped his head, "You stinky lady, give me a cuckold everywhere. She is lazy and greedy. She is too poor and loves the rich. The money I earned from killing pigs is not enough to feed you. , I can’t sell it in the lobby downstairs, so I have to sell it on the guest’s bed? Do you think I’m a fool? I sold it on the bed. Can I still sell eye veil? I don’t rely on you to sell me to support me. !"

This time, Wang Jinlian could not lift her head up.

"I'll find you a **** to settle the accounts later!" Wu Du first raised the adulterer stinky Taoist who curled up like a cooked shrimp on the ground, carefully looked at his face and listened to his voice.

it's him!

Wu Du made a confirming gesture at Lu Yingbi, who was among the onlookers, and then punched it with his casserole-like fist, right on the front of the smelly Taoist priest.

With this punch down, the smelly Taoist priest had opened a fruit shop on his face, his head was bloodied and the juice splashed.

While beating, Wu Dutou cursed: "You dare to sleep with my wife! Don't ask about the reputation of my Hu Butcher! I can kill ten pigs a day, and today is not worse than you!"

Business people are most afraid of homicides. The shopkeeper of Santong Inn hurried over to persuade him to fight, "This hero Hu, if you have something to say, don’t fight again. If you kill another person, who dares to live in this room from now on. He sleeps." With your wife, you can’t sleep in vain. This guest officer, you can quickly pay Hu Yingxiong some money and spend money to save your life."

The smelly Taoist took a bite, and even spit out the two teeth that had been knocked down by Wu Du's head with blood and teeth, "I didn't sleep with your wife, the strong man is forgiving."

Wang Daxia was also crying, "Msang, the slave's clothes are neat, and she didn't even remove the eye veil. The eye of the shopkeeper saw the slave and the guest sleeping? Look at the neatly arranged quilts on the bed. You never slept at all. Everyone is fair!"

Everyone's eyes immediately shifted from the **** of the big-breasted young woman to the bed. The quilt on the bed was folded angularly and neatly, indeed it did not look like a spring breeze.

Wu Du's head quenched again, "You are the best adulterer/women! You have not slept because I came early and broke your good deeds! If I come here a while later, you two I stripped naked a long time ago and folded into one place on the bed!"

The onlookers said yes.

"This waist, this big breast, who can hold it."

"They are all caught in the house, and they still don't admit it."

"Dead duck has a hard mouth."

The shopkeeper advised the smelly Taoist priest again, "Don't die here, give money quickly."

Wu Du grabbed his collar and dragged the smelly Taoist priest outside, "I will take this adulterer/women to see officials."

As soon as he heard that he saw the official, the smelly Taoist priest was awakened from the pain. He was extremely glad that he was bloodied, his nose was bruised and swollen. It was impossible for passers-by to tell him that he was a wanted criminal, so he immediately begged for mercy: "This hero Hu, how much we can Talk, don't go to court."

Wu Dutou let go, and the lion said loudly, "I want five hundred taels. This lady is going to cuckold me everywhere, and I just don't want her. If you give me five hundred taels, she will be yours."

The onlookers could hardly see this, and they all said:

"This is not a big girl, how can it be worth so much money!"

"No matter how good the shoes are, they are old shoes if they are worn. These old shoes are too expensive."

"This kind of vixen woman must not! Buy it home, sooner or later, it will seduce other men."

This caused Wang Daxia to anger. He stood up, pinched his waist with both hands, acting like a shrew, shaking his chest and cursing two big white steamed buns:

"Open your dog eyes and see, when the old lady was popular in the Qinhuai River, Nanjing, she had more than 500 taels per month. The boss married as a business woman, and was not tolerated by the eldest lady in the family. She was sold to the capital from a distance and was given this killer. The pig is a wife. You don’t think it’s worth five hundred taels of silver for your old lady, huh, the old lady’s redemption money was enough to smash you poor ghosts to death!"

While cursing, Wang Daxia approached the crowds of passers-by who were watching at the door, with a big swaying breast as a weapon, "You stinky men, do you all want to touch it, come and touch it, touch it, touch it, touch it? Two silvers, one point less are not allowed to go!"

The onlookers were all stunned by Wang Daxia's shamelessness: they dare to be so arrogant even after they are caught in bed!

But it is also true that the red girl who came out of the southern Qinhuai River, a land of wind and moon, is more worthy of herself.

Wu Dutou was still holding a bright killing pig knife. Who would dare to touch Wang Daxia's eleven big steamed buns? The onlookers retreated one after another, fearing that they would be touched by Wang Daxia after being touched.

Obviously, Wang Daxia's chest is more deterrent than Wu Dutou's pig-killing knife.

For the present plan, the only way to save money and avoid disasters, the smelly Taoist priest said: "I don't bring so much money, only a dozen or two pieces of silver are used for spending. You are waiting here, I will go back and get the money."

Wu Dutou himself refused to let go, "I'm bah! Don't treat me as a fool, put you back, meat buns beat dogs, what should I do if I go or not? My wife slept with you for nothing?"

The smelly Taoist priest wanted to cry without tears, "I didn't sleep your wife! I really didn't sleep!"

Wu Dutou immediately raised his casserole-like fist and shook the door of the smelly Taoist priest, "Give money or life, you choose. Catch the traitor and take the double. There are so many guests outside to testify, I will cut it later. The head of the adulterer/woman went to the Shuntian Mansion to surrender and surrendered. At most, I was sentenced to death, but I still earned it. Five hundred taels of silver, do you want it?"

Wu Dutou is strong buying and selling.

The frightened Taoist priest immediately changed his words and said: "Okay, five hundred taels is five hundred taels. I will write a note to Hu Yingxiong. Hu Yingxiong takes the note and asks for money. They will surely bring money to redeem my letter when they see my letter. I'm going back."

The head of Wu Du held the smelly Taoist priest in one hand and pressed him on the stool, "Quickly write!"

The smelly Taoist took out his own white handkerchief, and the shopkeeper hurriedly handed over his pen and ink. The smelly Taoist wrote a few lines on the handkerchief and asked the monk to take the money to redeem the person. Finally, the smelly Taoist handed the handkerchief to Wudutou. Send the veil to Bailu Temple on Fuchengmen Street."

Wu Du took the veil on his head and tore down the stinky Taoist purse, took out about two taels of silver from it, and even the silver veil shook in front of passers-by, "I want to look at the adulterers. /Women, I don’t have time to deliver the letter. Who of you is going to run errands, this is money for errands."

Passers-by thought, to watch the excitement and still have money to get, why not do it? They raised their hands and said, "I! I'm running fast!"

Lu Ying's passerby also held up his hands high, "Me! I'll send you a letter!"

Wu Dutou pretended to randomly pick out Lu Ying from the onlookers, "It's you, go and get back."

Lu Ying took the silver and the letter, "I will go to the inn to borrow a horse, and I will be back soon."

The meticulously designed fairy jump has two purposes. The first is that Wang Daxia tricks the smelly Taoist priest to remove the eye veil, so that Wu Dutou can confirm whether the smelly Taoist priest is the driver who kidnapped Wei Caiwei.

The second purpose is to confirm that the kidnapper is the Bailuguan Taoist, and use the guise of extorting/requesting letters to find a legitimate reason to walk into the Bailuguan and test the Taoists. This task is entrusted to the martial artist Lu Ying.

At this time, the kitchen delivered the prepared food and wine, "This...do you want it?"

Wu Dutou threw a dime of silver to Xiao Er, "Why not? Put it on Lao Tzu!"

Wu Du was eating and drinking in the room. The smelly Taoist did not dare to say a word, and Wang Daxia rushed to him, "Dao Master, the slave family will count on you in the future."

After that, Wang Daxia still rubbed him with a big steamed bun.

Wudu head was present, and the stinky Taoist evaded like a snake and scorpion, and quickly turned his face, "I am not blessed to accept the beauty of my sister-in-law. At most, my sister-in-law and I can only have dewy affection. Please don't go to the Taoist temple to look for me in the future. Mei, let's find an honest person to marry while young."

Wang Daxia covered her face with her veil, and she wanted to cry, "You...you are so cruel."

Wu Du headed the jug to the table, "Except for me, that man dares to marry you? Come over and pour me wine!"

Wang Daxia obediently poured wine to Wu Dutou. Wu Dutou drank the wine and said, "The man you stole has the number of a handful of millet. The woman I slept with also has the number of a handful of salt. The two of us are equal. Yes, you swear that you will never go out and not steal a man in the future, and you will still be my gangster. I will soon have five hundred taels of silver. You will follow me to eat and drink, and you will not treat you badly."

Wang Daxia immediately weakened and fell on Wudutou's thigh, hugging Wudutou's neck and weeping, "Only you do not dislike the slave family who came from the land of fireworks, and the slave family will follow you desperately in the future."

The onlookers looked at each other and looked at each other: We are here to catch the **** in bed. How come we suddenly reunite in a broken mirror? Sure enough, it's a scumbag with a **** girl.

A passerby said: "This is playing fairy dance, right? This couple has nothing less, and they earned five hundred taels of silver for nothing."

"Yes! It's the fairy jumping! This adulterer didn't even take off his pants, so the butcher came in to catch the rape. It's a coincidence."

"That's right, I'm caught in the fairy jump, and I can't tell the suffering. After all, the lone man and the widow are in the same room, and you have to recognize it if you don't recognize it."

"I really got the madam and the money, what a great fairy jump!"

When Wang Daxia heard this, she jumped out of Wudutou's arms, pinched her waist, and shook her two steamed buns and went out and cursed: "Who said that the fairy jumps? I am a fairy! I have a kind to say to my mother!"

The onlookers came to see the excitement. They didn't want to start the fire, they shut up. Several men were so dizzy by Wang Daxia that they didn't dare to open their eyes to look at him.

When Wang Daxia fought against the heroes, Lu Ying rode to the door of Bailuguan and shook the knocker.

The author has something to say: Da Xia: No one knows how to play fairy dance better than me.