Returning to Before Husband’s Castration

The two big **** in Wang Daxia's chest instantly deflated one, and they were really on the side of Chengling as a forward, with different perspectives.

Wang Daxia simply put his hand in his arms and took out another pack of hot chestnuts, and Ma Pingchuan immediately hit his chest, looked at Wei Caiwei and Lu Ying's surprised eyes, and said, "Don't think I am a pervert, just listen to my explanation..."

Neither Wei Caiwei nor Lu Ying are the kind of women in the traditional script. When a man wants to explain, he covered his ears and shook his head and screamed: "I don't listen, I don't listen!"

The two of them sat down, drank tea, and ate hot chestnuts (yes, it was the bag that Wang Daxia just took out, and it was delicious when it was hot) and listened to Wang Daxia's explanation of how he made a mistake and was a stinky Taoist priest.

Speaking of the smelly Taoist saying "I'll be fast, I won't delay your home cooking", Fengyue veteran Wei Caiwei was eating chestnuts and almost choked. It took half a glass of water to go down.

Lu Ying looked blank, not sure what it meant.

Wei Caiwei had already snatched Wang Daxia's first kiss, agreed that he and Lu Ying would play the lover, and generously promised that she would not mind except to remain a virgin and do everything else as she pleases.

But she never expected that Wang Daxia would be taken advantage of by her kidnappers. He touched his hand and his waist.

It doesn't matter if it is touched by Lu Ying.

Wei Caiwei, who has a serious double standard, burst out a murderous look: See if I will chop off the hands of this stinky Taoist priest! I never touched his waist!

After listening to Wang Daxia's explanation, Lu Ying said, "So, are the people from the King's Mansion unfavorable to Doctor Wei?"

Wei Caiwei said: "Eighty percent is the dead eunuch, father-in-law Wei. I embarrassed him when I was on Qionghua Island that day, and he waited for an opportunity to retaliate. He saw you two fall in love together and thought I was out of favor and sent someone without an umbrella. Kidnap me."

Thinking of the thrill of Wei Caiwei's bloodletting to survive that day, Wang Daxia wished to chop off the smelly Taoist priest and the Wei eunuch. "Tomorrow, at the Santong Inn, I will enter the room with him, capture him on the spot, and force him to confess to the main guard, the Wei eunuch, anyway. He has fallen out of favor, and the **** Wei also lost his power. Jin Yiwei is also afraid that the **** in charge of the prince's mansion will fail."

Lu Ying thought more deeply than Wang Daxia, "The smelly Taoist said that his senior brothers are all going out, what are they going to do? Are they planning another action against Dr. Wei? It's useless to arrest the smelly Taoist alone, Bai Lu All Taoist priests are suspicious."

Wang Daxia said immediately: "Then grab them all, throw them into the torture room, and pry one person's mouth open."

Lu Ying reminded: "King Jing is still a prince after all, and Bailu Guan is the private property of King Jing. Do you think Jin Yiwei can do whatever he wants and break into the Prince's territory?"

Wang Daxia turned irritably, "What should I do? Is there no way to take this dead eunuch?"

Lu Ying said: "Wei's revenge must be reported, and the doubts that should be investigated must be cleared up. Also, are you sure that the stinky Taoist is the person on the wanted order? Just to be cautious, you need to meet him in person. People who have seen it personally."

Wei Caiwei said: "I went, I had bargained with him when I was taking a ride, I remember his appearance, and I could still hear his voice."

Wang Daxia didn't want Wei Caiwei to take the risk. "Except for you, Wu Dutou of Shuntian Palace's Yamen has also seen his appearance. I have talked to him, so I still go to ask Wu Dutou for help. Anyway, everyone is wearing eye veil and standing. I didn’t know each other on the other side, and let Wudu go to the Santong Inn to identify the smelly Taoist priest."

Wei Caiwei's body has just recovered, her face is slightly bloody, and she can't toss it anymore. Lu Ying also agrees with Wang Daxia, "Then call Wu Dutou quickly, and we will discuss the plan for the three-way inn tomorrow. We need to confirm his identity. You can't stun the snake."

Seeing that she had nothing to do with her, Wei Caiwei went back to ponder the thing that was almost impossible to accomplish: Asking the minister of household Yan Shifan to spit out the salary that was owed to Prince Yu for two years.

According to Lu Ying's reminder, this matter requires King Yu to bribe Yan Shifan. Now that King Yu is passively avoiding the world, can Concubine Yu give money to Yan Shifan?

Although Princess Yu is also very poor now, but the ship still has three catties of nails, **** jewelry to collect a sum of money, bribe Yan Shifan, exchange small money for big money, and then redeem the jewelry after two years of deduction of salaries are obtained. Days can also make do with...

Lu Ying, Wang Daxia and others deployed an immortal jumping plan overnight, uniting with Wudutou to rehearse repeatedly, and they stopped in the middle of the night.

The next day, when Wang Daxia got up, Lu Ying had ordered people to prepare what they were wearing. There is a woman wearing a main waist that wraps her breasts, but there are two pockets in front of the main waist. Two large white steamed buns with Shandong hard noodles are sewn into the pockets. The buns are made of enough material, and one weighs at least half a catty.

Wang Daxia was shirtless, wearing the main waist close to her body, holding a pound of big steamed buns on her chest, like two groups of armor.

It's strange, this thing is obviously not heavy, why do you feel a little tired wearing it?

There are two rows of binding straps behind the main waist to fix the two lumps of meat that swayed in front. Wang Daxia's hands are behind her back, her fingers are hooked on the straps, and they can't be fastened. After a while, her hands seem to have been soaked in old vinegar. Yes, it's sour.

Boom boom boom!

Someone knocked on the door, and a voice rang, "It's me."

It was Wei Caiwei's voice that Wang Daxia quickly put on a dress and opened the door.

Wei Caiwei mentioned her makeup, "I will help you comb a woman's head."

There was no one around, Wang Daxia became fat, and opened his robe, revealing the red main waist, "Want to help me put on this little dress, I can't tie it behind my back."

The young man's body looked slightly thin, but he was stripped of flesh. Wei Caiwei's fingers stroked Wang Daxia's shoulder blades like butterfly wings, gently flattened the two rows of belts on the main waist, and then pulled the two belts and pulled them hard. .

"what!"

Wang Daxia let out a groan/groan that makes it easy to think about it, "It's so boring, it's too tight, I think it's difficult to breathe, let's relax."

Wei Caiwei said: "No, it will sway if you walk loosely, and you will be pointed out that it is an adulterous woman who seduce a man."

"No, no, I can't stand it, I can't breathe anymore." Wang Daxia said: "I'm a **** who sells eye veils and also sells my body. Shaking a little is suitable for me-the person I want to pretend to be. "

When Wei Caiwei heard it, she felt that it made sense, so she loosened the strap a little, knotted it behind her back, and put Wang Daxia's hand on the longer strap. "When you want to take it off, you just need to pull the strap. , Just untie it, don't pull the wrong strap, it will get tighter and tighter."

In the previous life, as long as Grandpa Wang was at home, he helped her tie the belt around the main waist every morning.

After coming back to life, Wei Caiwei was very emotional.

Putting on the main waist, Wei Caiwei puts on him a white coat with a stand-up collar. The stand-up collar wraps around his neck, concealing the Adam’s apple, and there are two rows of copper buttons on the neck.

Wang Daxia clutched her neck, "It's really uncomfortable to wear a stand-up collar dress. I turned my head and panicked, and my neck became stiff. Lu Ying wears this kind of clothes in spring, summer, autumn and winter, how did she get through it."

Wei Caiwei said: "As long as you are used to wearing the main waist, what is the discomfort of standing up clothes."

Wang Daxia sighed: "It's really hard to be a woman."

Put on a white jacket, and put on a cyan comparison armour on the outside, put on a fashionable ponytail skirt, and tie a dark cyan horse face skirt on the skirt. The hem of the horse-mian skirt was opened by the skirt support. Wang Daxia's waist was thin, and the bee-waisted tutu skirt made him look like a blue and white porcelain vase.

It's actually pretty good-looking! Wei Caiwei admires the dead ghost husband.

Wang Daxia circled in front of the mirror, "It's not bad, but it's a bit lighter. Try it with a silver-red matcher."

Wei Caiwei refused, "Your family is poor, otherwise you won't be able to sell yourself to supplement your household. Silver and red fabrics are too expensive, so be careful with them."

When Wang Daxia gave up, Wei Caiwei combed him a round bun and put on a lying rabbit made of half-old gray rabbit fur.

He took out a razor, trimmed his thick eyebrows into curved willow eyebrows, patted a layer of lead powder on his face, picked a bit of rouge on the palm of his hand with a hairpin, and applied it to his lips, and rubbed the remaining rouge together with his palms. , And then patted his cheeks lightly.

Wang Daxia closed her eyes, enjoying Wei Caiwei touching his face with both hands.

"Well, you can see for yourself."

Wang Daxia opened her eyes, and the person in the mirror looked pink and sentimental.

"Satisfied?" Wei Caiwei asked.

Wang Daxia snapped the mirror and said, "If I don't look at it, I'm afraid I will fall in love with myself if I look further."

Wei Caiwei: "..."

Finally, I wore eye veil. Wang Daxia unsurprisingly chose a peach eye veil, "This is good-looking. I am a man, I am embarrassed to wear this gorgeous eye veil, but today I play as a woman, and it is easy to wear red eyes openly. If you have the opportunity to make yarn, please fulfill me."

Both Wei Caiwei and Lu Ying acquiesced to this.

Wang Daxia excitedly put on the red eye veil, "Does it look good?"

Wei Caiwei, Lu Ying: Good-looking is good-looking, but at first glance, you are not a serious woman, but you also make mistakes, which is exactly what the smelly Taoist likes.

At the Santong Inn, Lu Ying and others all came here in disguise. Wang Daxia ordered a pot of tea and the cheapest tea fruit to sit down. The smelly Taoist seemed to be caught in something, and hurried to the inn at about noon.

He came in wearing a black eye veil, and at a glance he saw the big-breasted woman sitting alone in the lobby, knocking a lot of melon seeds.

Although I didn't see the woman's face yesterday, this woman was still wearing silver-red eye gauze, but the smelly Taoist priest was sure it was her! There are not a few single women in the entire lobby, and her **** are the largest and most erect, like two **** of buns, and there is a pile of eye gauze on the table. This is the secret sign they agreed to recognize.

The smelly Taoist priest walked over and, using the cover of his sleeves, gave Wang Daxia a few taels of silver. Then I went to the counter and asked for a room.

The smelly Taoist went upstairs with the key, and Wang Daxia twisted Xiaoman's waist and followed far behind.

The two entered the room one after another. The stinky Taoist pressed Wang Daxia on the door of the room and was about to chew. Wang Daxia turned her face away, "You damned ghost, let the slave family wait for so long. The slave family drank two pots of tea. Now they are panicked. Order a table of food, a pot of good wine, and the slave family can do business when they are full."

The smelly Taoist had to ask Xiaoer to send a table of good wine and food immediately.

The smelly Taoist had to move his hands and feet again, and said, "You take off the eye veil, there are no outsiders in the room, let me take a good look at your pretty appearance."

Wang Daxia said: "You want to wear it together, and you want to solve it together. It wasn't that the slave family hadn't seen your face yesterday, and they covered up what they were doing."

The smelly Taoist thought was right, so he took off his black eye veil and threw it on the ground, "It's your turn."

Wang Daxia Gege smiled and said: "You are chasing the slave house, you have chased the slave house, don't talk about the eye veil, do whatever the chief thinks!"

The smelly Taoist priests chased Wang Daxia all over the house. The two were playing and playing around the table. There was a knock on the door. "Guest, the food and drink are ready."

"So fast?" The smelly Taoist was somewhat suspicious.

Wang Daxia urged: "Open the door quickly and ask them to come in. If you are full, you can do business. The slave is hungry."

The smelly Taoist opened the door, but he was kicked and fell to the ground unconsciously.

Wearing eye gauze on his head, full of alcohol, wearing a greasy dirty cotton robe, holding a pig-killing knife, dressed as a market butcher, Wu Du came over to catch the adulterer, and shouted: "What a adulterer and adulteress! Let Du today! I caught the **** in the bed!"

The author has something to say: Now everyone should understand why I call the NPC Wu Dutou Wu Dutou. Because he is a collection of Wu Dalang and Wu Song, it is for the immortal to jump in this scene. Wang Daxia is a male version of Xiaopan