Rebirth Handbook

The time here is not much different from that on Earth, but the name is a bit different. One hour is called January hour, ten minutes is called October minute, and so on. Twelve illuminated planets will appear in the sky at any time. When the previous planet reaches the position of the next planet, about an hour has passed.

Their time is much more than the standard on the earth, and it is also divided into day and night, but day and night are half and half, each for twelve hours. In these twelve hours, the time belonging to the day is always bright. There is no difference between dusk and morning, it is always very bright. And the twelve hours belonging to the night is pure night without dawn. Either it is dark or light, there is no excess, it is very clear, and the change is particularly rapid.

It is almost evening according to the earth, but here, the light is still as bright as noon.

Zhong Jin is obsessed with shopping and ordered a series of enjoyment items for herself, such as a soft lazy sofa, massage bed, foot bath, automatic shampoo and so on. She hasn't finished her shopping, and the food she ordered ten minutes ago has arrived.

The most satisfying thing about Zhong Jin on the outer planet is that their express delivery is really super fast, because their transmission technology is more advanced than that of the earth, and the delivery of goods is no longer relying on manpower, but a conveying device.

"Ding Dangdang~ You have items delivered~" After the sound, Grandpa Tata removed his eyes from the cute blue star man, got up and walked to the cabinet that made the sound, and opened the door of the cabinet. It is the food that Zhong Jin chose.

This cabinet is an indispensable device for online shopping enthusiasts. It can transmit most of the products. As long as it is a non-living product that is allowed to be purchased on the Internet, it can be delivered in a very short time by this conveyor.

Grandpa Tata put everything together, put it on the table, and placed it in front of Zhong Jin.

Zhong Jinyi still let go of the light screen, shopping later before continuing, she still fed her belly first.

The rice needs to be boiled, so I don’t want to put it aside first, and let Grandpa Tata cook for her in the future. Of course she doesn't know how to do it herself. Which pet can cook and eat by herself. That would be too troublesome. Anyway, why should she do it for someone else. The other side dishes that are eaten with rice are also put aside first, and the rest are packed snacks.

It's a pity that I can't order fast food. I hope they will launch a pet fast food ordering system as soon as possible, otherwise she can't always eat snacks. Thinking in his heart, Zhong Jin flipped through a bunch of snacks and found a pack of spicy strips.

She hadn't eaten this thing for a long time, and she suddenly wanted to eat it. When Zhong Jin opened it up, a spicy scent came out, full of familiar earth flavors. She took a bite and chewed, and immediately vomited it out.

Why is this smell weird? Isn't she buying fake spicy strips? After finding the production date, the good guy has expired for one year. It's unreasonable to sell it one year after the expiration date! Unscrupulous merchants must be negative!

Zhong Jin moved to Guangping to find the page just now, and gave a negative score.

Grandpa Tata: "Ah~ Hei Hei is so smart, he will give bad reviews~"

Suddenly, the communicator in Neil's hand rang, and Neil found that it was a communication number he had never seen before, raised his eyebrows, and immediately yelled.

"Why do you give me a bad review!" Oh, the owner of spicy strips.

Neil leaned on the back of the chair, lifting his long legs on the other chair, his tone was full of untimely display, "Oh, my pet gave it to her, isn't she very smart? She bought the things herself."

"Fart! Where do you understand those pets? You deliberately asked for trouble and pushed them to pets. Are you mentally retarded?" The shop owner yelled, "You **** know that you give bad reviews! Have you ever eaten that thing? You dare to give me a bad review for such a delicious taste, but that is the product recommended by my boss. The owner who has eaten said it is good. Every year, countless people come to order. You unseen buns! "

Neil exploded, he clams, slams the table, and yells at the boss: "What kind of **** are you talking about? My family doesn't like to eat, it's just broken stuff. I just want to make bad comments. Bad review, you are not convinced and have the ability to come over, I will fight until you are convinced!"

The shop owner looks like a hot-tempered person, but Neil is even more hot-tempered. If two dynamite bags collide, whichever one explodes will win. Of course the final winner is Neil. He hung up the communication triumphantly, took the expired hot strips that Zhong Jin had thrown aside with his legs, and threw a few into his mouth.

"I want to see how delicious it is. If it doesn't taste good, I have to drive a huge ship to blow up the boss."

Chew, chew and chew. Neil slowly put his legs down, and put a pack of expired spicy strips into his mouth.

"It's pretty delicious." Neal threw the empty bag aside, went to Zhong Jin's pile of snacks, and found out several other packets of spicy noodles, all of which were eaten.

The whole city watched Zhong Jin watch as Neil had eaten the packs of expired spicy sticks, then he clicked his mouth again and ordered a lot more.

Zhong Jin: How are you, master of mental retardation? Haven't you robbed me of food in your last life? What happened this time?

With a grunt in his stomach, Zhong Jin carefully checked the production date this time, took a bite out of a small bread, and the taste was okay. As a result, before the second bite was taken, a hand stretched over and took the bread she had bitten.

Neil stuffed the little bread into his mouth and chewed, and puckered it out, "It's not delicious, this one."

Zhong Jin still raised her hand and didn't put it down: Mom's mentally retarded.

Zhong Jin only ate a small portion of that pile of snacks, and Neil ate the rest. His stomach seemed to be a bottomless pit, and he didn't have the slightest psychological burden for grabbing food with pets. After tasting them all, he ordered all his favorite flavors again. Zhong Jin noticed that the ones he likes to eat are all expired, which is really unusual.

As for Grandpa Tata, his taste is completely different, he only loves the kind of biscuits that take one bite.

"Well, this kind of crunchy and soft, the old man's teeth are not good, it's good to eat this." Grandpa Tata bit the small biscuit. When he laughed, his sharp, sharp teeth appeared, "Neil, please order me some more. It's called a cookie."

Zhong Jin: Why are there owners who rob pets for food? Could it be said that those guys who raise cats and dogs on earth will also grab their pets to eat? Too inhuman!

Zhong Jin didn't know what caused this strange thing to happen in this life. She filled her stomach and ignored the two people who started buying the special snacks for the Blue Star people. They walked to the cabinet of the conveyor. Speaking out, it should be the thing she ordered has arrived.

Pulling open the cabinet, it is full of things. Zhong Jin stepped on the edge hard, but she couldn't pull out anything.

Forget it, Zhong Jin clapped her hands, how can pets do hard work, this kind of thing must be done by the breeder. She quickly entered the role and of course prepared to be a thorough salted fish, swaying her arms to Neil and Grandpa Tata.

Originally he was going to be called Neil, but seeing Grandpa Tata's soft fur, Zhong Jin couldn't help but turn his hand to Grandpa Tata. After touching and pulling the fur, Grandpa Tata turned his head and watched Zhong Jin point to the cabinet. He understood everything in the cabinet and put it out.

According to Zhong Jin's action requirements, the lazy sofa massage chair foot soaking machine and so on were placed in the position she chose. After Zhong Jin tried the lazy couch, it was really soft, and when he collapsed, it turned into a puddle of mud and didn't want to get up at all.

Zhong Jin sighed comfortably, and finally got up with strong willpower. She still has so many products that she hasn't tried, and she can't stop at this first stop.

Next, I tried a massage chair. After lying down, my body and mind were relaxed. The painful shoulders and cervical vertebrae were hot before. The effect was better than the one she bought on Earth in her last life.

Putting his hand on the armrest, Zhong Jin closed his eyes and rested. An unignorable gaze fell on his body, Zhong Jin opened his eyes and found that Neil didn’t know when he had come, and he was standing beside him. He reached out and touched the massage chair, then put Zhong Jin up and set aside , Lay down by himself.

But this massage chair is small and only suitable for Zhong Jin. It is too fragile for Neil, who is more than two meters high and has a high body density and an abnormal weight. So Neil lay down for less than a minute. , The massage chair jingled and clanged, completely disintegrated. Neil got up from the ground, turned on the light screen and gave a negative review to the store, and by the way he called the boss' communication.

"You guys are too weak..." Neil yelled halfway, and the boss over there had already interrupted him skillfully and said, "Okay, I know the chair is broken, right? Send it back and we’re free I will repair it once, but the guests have taken note. This is a special version for the pet Blue Star. Please do not try it lightly, otherwise our shop will not be responsible for repairing it again."

The boss seems to have handled this kind of thing many times.

Neil: "..."

Zhong Jin was speechless to Neal, she sat in the massage chair again, used the foot massage machine together, and watched TV in the hall. Oh, this TV is a whole wall, and the picture quality is touching, making people feel like it. She lay there flipping the show, thinking about whether Neil, who was in his previous life, was so retarded?

It seems that she didn't think Neil was so mentally retarded in her previous life? Could it be that because she was too young in her previous life, less knowledgeable and immature, plus Neil, who was a bit of Stockholm syndrome, was so confused that she didn't see Neil's mentally retarded nature at all?

Maybe this is the case. She didn’t understand the words of these aliens, and she was too afraid of this completely unfamiliar environment, so she subconsciously felt that the powerful Neil was very powerful, even if he did anything, she wouldn’t feel that That's him stupid. But this time is different. She is not afraid at all, and she has a mature mind that reads Qianfan. She has been observant through many years of professional career. Even if she can't communicate, she can understand the outline, so all mysterious images have become scum.

This is really the disillusionment of the first love in the last life.

Zhong Jin thought with a sigh, opened a package of sunflower seeds, lay on the massage chair, chose a blue star pet program, and watched as he knocked.

Inside the huge screen is a large ornately decorated house. The owner is a human-like alien with seven silver swords hanging on his waist and his height is about the same as Neil. He was smiling and talking to the host who interviewed him, and what Zhong Jin did not understand. But soon the camera shifted to the other side of the house, where there were a dozen people on Earth, the Blue Star people in their alien population.

Zhong Jin thinks that this elder brother must have a collection addiction. Looking at so many people, each one has a different skin color and hair color, including almost all the species Zhong Jin has seen.

This eldest brother has raised so many blue star people, it is really a pain in idleness. He led the host to the blue star people and introduced them one by one.

He pointed to the little brother with yellow hair and blue eyes and said something to the host. The little brother looked at the camera, smiled very brightly, stretched out his **** to compare, and said: "fuck!"

Zhong Jin: Oh, these aliens don't understand it anyway.