Rebirth Handbook

What is a nobleman? According to the general standard on the earth, it is to live in luxury and corruption, living in a big maze, surrounded by a group of servants, who think about life every day when they are full.

But the nobles of the alien planet and the nobles of the earth seem to be different. Because their house is not big, to use Neil's as an example, it is more than two hundred flats, and there are not many slaves, only one, so simple that it is so simple that you can't help crying. What a frugal and down-to-earth alien race this is!

"Heihei, you see, this is the master's territory. Is it so big that you can't see it when you stand here." Neil caught Zhong Jin, shouting his own nickname, and stood on the huge ship to give her Refers to the boundless land below.

The elder brother who was on his side couldn’t hold back, and said to his younger brother: “The Blue Star people don’t understand us, and you can’t communicate with it.” The younger brother’s appearance of being addicted to keeping pets is terrifying. Come on, brother is not used to it.

Neil was still saying to Zhong Jin: "Even if the giant ship can't fly in my territory for another two months, Sa's territory won't be as much as mine, because I grabbed my territory!"

Sa: Listen to my brother!

Zhong Jin really didn't understand Neil's words, but looking at his expression and posture, he could guess what he meant. Isn't it "Look at this is the country I made for you", stupid alien.

Zhong Jin was very impressed with Neil’s house, even more impressive than Neil himself. As for the reason...

"I'm here." Neil waved his hand at Sa and the others on the giant ship, and then jumped down holding Zhong Jin with one hand.

At least a kilometer in the sky, and the speed was too fast, Zhong Jin felt a ringing in his ears. His body suddenly lightened, and Neil stepped on the top of the trees like clouds, fluttering like a fallen leaf, leaping in one direction, and after a while he fell down, and at the same time he lifted Zhong Jin on top of his head. Step forward to a semicircular building.

Perhaps this semicircular building should not be said to be a building. Although this is Neil's house, the house itself is also a strange alien creature. An extraterrestrial creature called an empty space. Its interior is a large space, just like an ordinary house, which allows people to live in it, and its exterior is an inverted bowl.

This creature is constantly moving. Although the speed of movement is slower than that of a tortoise, it does move all the time. When Zhong Jin lived here in her last life, she found that the scenery she saw when she got up every morning was different.

As the void of the house, Neal’s path of movement is to go around Neil’s territory, and every time it goes to a place, the external color of the void changes and becomes the same as the surrounding environment. This is its instinctive camouflage. , Like a chameleon.

At this moment, it was in a blue forest, and the walls outside the sky turned blue.

Neil walked in front of the semicircle and patted it. In an instant, a door appeared on the wall. After Neil walked in, the door disappeared again.

When you walk into the house, you will find that looking at the outside from the inside, it is transparent, which is the same as the one-way glass on the earth.

Zhong Jin lived here for a period of time in her previous life. Naturally, she was not so curious, but since she entered this door, she was looking for a figure excitedly, and when she saw a white figure walking out with heavy steps, She couldn't help showing a big smile.

Ah, food and clothing parents appeared! Speaking of this, I have to make it clear that Neil, who bought her back and liked her very much, is the nominal owner, but the parent who really prepares her food and other necessities is another one who took care of Neil when he grew up. Uncle's nanny, an already very old alien.

This alien grandfather Tata is not an alien race native to the Leia galaxy. He comes from another galaxy, so his appearance is different from Neil. Grandpa Tata, he is an alien who is three meters tall and resembles a polar bear. His fur is white, long and soft, and makes people want to stick him in his arms to sleep.

Grandpa Tata wears a big pink bib, which is similar to an apron on the earth. Although he is very big and his thick feet and palms carry terrible power, he is actually a very soft alien in his heart, and he likes cute things very much. When he saw Neil brought back a lovely blue star, Grandpa Tata felt that he was almost adorable.

"It's hot, I have seen it on the light screen program. This is the blue star man who is very popular recently!" Grandpa Tata raised his furry bear paw and held his bear face, and trot to Neil. , Leaning her head and looking at Zhong Jin carefully, her kindly Heiliang eyes narrowed.

"The Blue Stars are cuter than the ones on the show~"

Zhong Jin also held his face and looked at the big furry white bear in front of him, almost turned into an adorable one. Ahhhhh, the big white bear is so cute, it looks like a giant doll. Sure enough, Grandpa Tata is as cute as she remembers. It hasn't changed at all~

The two were smirking at the cuteness of each other. Neil suddenly turned around and hugged Zhong Jin in his arms and turned his back to Grandpa Tata, then turned his head and snorted, accusing like a child: "You want to grab me Black!"

Looking at the grown-up child, how could he not know his fault, Grandpa Tata waved his hand quickly, "If you don't grab it, you can't grab it."

Neil snorted again and took Zhong Jin out of his arms again.

Zhong Jin raised her hand and pulled her tousled short hair, wondering if the mentally retarded alien could heal.

Grandpa Tata said, "Neil, I made lunch for you. In the kitchen, there are scorched and bald pork."

When Neil heard it, his golden eyes were about to glow, and he strode towards the kitchen. Zhong Jin was left in place by him. As soon as Neil turned around, Grandpa Tata quickly stretched out a bear paw and touched Zhong Jin's head, and Zhong Jin quickly reached out and touched Grandpa Tata's furry, big butt.

Neil, who had walked out more than a dozen steps, turned his head with a scream. Grandpa Tata had been prepared to retract his hand first, and Zhong Jin also retracted his hand, acting as if nothing had happened.

Neil walked back and took Zhong Jin back into his arms before heading to the kitchen again. Burning grass and bald meat, Neil's favorite food, was terrible in Zhong Jin's eyes. Even though the thing is meat, it will make a strange scream ‘Yah’ when you poke it. Zhong Jin doesn’t understand how Neil eats that terrible screaming meat.

Click, click, click, click.

Neil was feasting, Zhong Jin was hungry, and her stomach rumbling softly.

Neil, who had been immersed in eating, suddenly stopped. His mouth full of gravy turned his head to look at Zhong Jin, and then at his favorite food. Finally, he choked up a fist-sized piece of meat. In front of Zhong Jin.

Zhong Jin: Thank you for the mentally retarded, but I can't take this thing, I feel like I will die if I take a bite.

Zhong Jin hasn't eaten it all the time, and Neil pushed the piece of meat in front of her, and she leaned back. Neil understood, took the meat and stuffed it into his mouth to chew, leaning in front of Zhong Jin and reaching out to touch her belly.

He shouted outside: "Tata, what should I do if he is hungry?"

Tata came in, holding something the size of a tablet, "I checked on the light screen, the Blue Star people need to eat specially purchased food, just give them our food, they will die of."

Tata sat down on the stool, which was a bit small for him, and all the fur on his body leaked from the gap in the armrest. Zhong Jin quietly touched Maomao and leaned over to look at the light screen. Tata put the thing on his knees, and when he patted it, it turned into a huge screen floating in front of him, on which many things were written in unrecognizable text, which was similar to a web page on the earth.

Bear's paw was so flexible that it didn't match his appearance, and familiarly clicked on a website full of shopping atmosphere.

"Come here, let's buy some food for Heihe first~"

Tata browsed the Blue Star Food page, and Zhong Jin unknowingly also sat beside him. Although she could not understand the ghost characters here, there were pictures. Although those pictures are hard to explain. A big bag of rice labeled "Authentic Chinese Water Village Gannan New Rice", a can of milk powder with the Sanlu logo-Is it really okay to eat this milk powder? And what's going on with the familiar Weilong Spicy Tiao? Has Weilong Spicy Tiao not only walked out of the country, but also went to the stars?

The fact that I bought Weilong Spicy Bars on the Internet on an alien planet is really fascinating when I think of it.

What other Master Kong instant noodles, oh no, it's Master Kong instant noodles, and there are fakes? ! Forget it, why do you still sell Snow Beer?

Oh my god, I still sell bacon. This website is really amazing. Is it really in stock?

Neil also leaned in unconsciously, wiped his mouth, held Zhong Jin in his arms, and sat in rows looking at the light screen.

Tata explained to him very experienced, "Black and black are black hair and dark eyes. They should be the Eastern breed among the blue star people. They also like to eat different foods for different breeds. If the fur is yellow, or The eyes are not black, they are Western breeds."

"Western varieties eat this kind of food." Tata showed Neil another page.

What Zhong Jin saw on this new page was: a cow, potatoes, and all kinds of things that didn't look tasty. She felt that she was going to starve to death by turning slowly at the speed of Grandpa Tata, so she sat on Neil and pulled Tata's bear paw away, turning to the page just now.

Don't underestimate any woman's innate ability to shop. Even if it is an alien website, even if it can't read the words, it can be used as long as it is shopping. Well, in fact, she used to buy food for herself later in her last life. As long as Neil pays the bill at the end, she is very familiar with this process.

Even if I forgot before, now I see this familiar picture and remember it.

Zhong Jin skillfully selected all the pleasing foods he saw, including various small snacks, and patted the red hook on it with his palm.

After a blue rippled page appeared, Zhong Jin naturally took Neil's hand and pressed it on the screen. Yes, payment is made.

"Thank you for ordering. The goods will be delivered after October. Please sign for it~" Tata and Neal heard this tone at the same time.

Tata fell on the table again with her chin, "Ah~ Hei Hei is so cute~ She will buy things by herself~"

Neil moved the light screen in front of him enthusiastically, put Zhong Jin on his lap and stood, patted the light screen and said, "Come on, do it again~"

Zhong Jin squeezed his fingers and made a crackling noise. She understood Neil's meaning and couldn't help but smiled evilly, "Since you asked sincerely, I'm not welcome."

She snapped open another page.

She didn't expect that she could not enjoy luxury goods when she was a human being. Now as an alien's pet, she can enjoy it without doing anything.

What a wonderful life, it's like being covered by a big money, without betraying the flesh. I really hope this alien master can be so mentally retarded.

Zhong Jin: Speaking of which, what strange play is calling the master?