I Am Liked by Non-human Beings and Surrounded by Barrage

"I found that the protagonist's skills in certain aspects are becoming more and more proficient, but I don't know why I want to cry for him and cover my face..."

"There is a certain bitterness..."

"It's only been two days, what has become of this child, dad is heartbroken!"

"Stop talking, grandpa is also sad!"

"Let's not talk about the above, Grandpa also feels like a knife is piercing his heart!"

……

"Everyone, don't talk about it, ma'am... Grandpa crawled out of the coffin, it's so sad!"

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"I'm the blue skinny shiitake mushroom!"

Seeing what the audience said, Jia Luo felt that it would be sad for him to provoke such a group of talents!

Even after looking for a long time to confirm that there are no such strange things, it looks very safe.

Jia Luo was about to stand up...

No, suddenly Jia Luo's heart turned cold, and he thought: Maybe there is something messy that the eyes can't see? ? ?

Maybe there are seductive female ghosts like Sadako Kayako roaming around in the house, and there is something like the Son of Mars hanging on the door, just waiting for you to open the door and hug your face!

It's dangerous!He almost became a passerby who died in a daze in a horror movie like Reaper again.

Jia Luo squatted back with a swipe.

In this case, it's time for the Encyclopedia Demon Lord to play.

Jia Luo held up the blue soul fire and asked, "Master Mozun, are there any strange things around here, like ghosts, zombies, or aliens?"

"Zombie? Alien? What is that?"

Jia Luo was stunned: I forgot, this Demon Lord came from the world of cultivating immortals.

"In short, it's those weird things!"

Jia Luo explained in another way.

"Hehe... Yes, it's right behind you!"

Youlan Huo smiled coldly.

Jia Luo was so scared that he lost half of his soul: What, did the ghosts crawl behind me?

The viewers were also surprised, they clearly saw nothing on the screen, could it be that it is really haunted?

Jia Luo was so scared that he wanted to run away, and only then did he turn around!

Suddenly, I heard a clucking sound from behind, as if something was eating.

"Well, that idiot was eaten by another idiot!"

Mozun laughed mockingly, if that kind of fire could show an expression, it would be a sneer.

When Jia Luo turned his head, he saw Ke Zong's cute little tentacles on his shoulders seemed to grab something and send it to his mouth. The thing looked like a blue glowing villain.

"Nimma, what the hell is this?"

"A fortune teller with a bit of talent. He found out that there is a problem with the change of heaven and earth. He calculated the secrets of heaven, but he couldn't calculate it on me and that idiot. It was on your head, and then he was discovered by that idiot and ate his soul. Not bad I have some skills, but I am still a fool with no brains. When I encounter this kind of thing, I still want to find out the bottom line. Is it just to be a shrinking turtle. Think back when I was a fledgling..."

Only now did Jia Luo and the audience masters realize that this Demon Lord is a bit talkative!

"By the way, can it eat you, Lord Mozun? Of course, don't get me wrong, I'm just curious!" Jia Luo couldn't help asking.

The Mozun sneered, and the Mozun seemed to like to sneer after transforming back: "You can try it!"

"Uh, how can it be, just kidding!"

Well, Jia Luo didn't dare to try, who knows what will happen.

Turning to look at Mr. Ke, in other words, it's not good to see Mr. Ke eating people like this!

Jia Luo hesitated for a moment, trying to snatch the thing from Mr. Ke's mouth, but he was a step too late, and Mr. Ke had already eaten the little blue man.

Finding that Jia Luo was looking at him, Xiao Ke waved his tentacles happily, as if saying that I still want to eat.

A barrage said curiously: "I'm really curious, why Ke is always so attached to the protagonist?"

The viewers thought about it and came to a conclusion: "I am Huang Zi, and I should learn to recognize and follow the first moving object they see, like some newborn baby birds and mammals, and treat it as a moving object. Mom, the scientific name for this kind of behavior is imprinting behavior...", "So the protagonist has become a mother, and is still the old mother, congratulations!", "Uh... there are so many problems that I don't know what to complain about ...", "Then stop complaining, I have given up treatment ..." ...

Gallo: "..."

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Back home, Jia Luo checked the time on his phone, it was exactly four o'clock in the morning.

"I always feel like if this continues, if I don't get eaten by any monsters, I will stay up late and die suddenly."

Jia Luo shook his head while rummaging through the boxes and cabinets at home, looking for any new jars containing the demon king. The previous jar knew where it fell amidst the chaos.

"What are these? Japanese elementary school students' indoor shoes? I'll go. Why are there so many? There are at least fifty-three pairs. Why are there so many clarinets?"

Jia Luo stared blankly at the well-placed things dug out from the cabinet.

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"I don't know why, I feel that this may be a foreshadowing..."

"Hold your head down, how can there be so many foreshadowing..."

"Makes sense..."

"That makes sense. I took a look at the ID on it. Xudong is an old fairy with boundless mana. At first glance, he looks like an old fairy believer. You can still believe what he says!"

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"No matter what, there just happens to be a goldfish bowl and a hot water cup!"

Then, under another curse from Lord Mozun.

There is a demon in the hot water cup, and Cthulhu is in the goldfish bowl.

The gentlemen in the audience looked at Jia Luo, who had his face alive and clapped his hands, and were speechless for a while.

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"Why do I feel that the things raised in the protagonist's house are becoming more and more strange!!!"

"It's not a feeling, it's really strange..."

"You always say that the protagonist is weak, but look at the pets the protagonist keeps at home, which one is released, it is not a big boss who easily destroys human beings..."

"The protagonist should be at the door of the house, put up the sign, it says the house of the evil forces..."

"Mozun, evil god, I'm more curious, what's next..."

"Void mask?"

"Big pineapple?"

"Titan?"

"Altman?"

"A sissy monster?"

"The tauren chief!"

"God-like tauren, the one above, why is it your buff..."

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"Hehe, there is no next one!"

Probably because he had been with the Demon Lord for a long time, Jia Luo sneered habitually.

"I'll go, I'll sneer myself, I sneer if I'm not the protagonist, isn't this just waiting to be trampled on?"

Jia Luo complained to himself.

After finishing speaking, Jia Luo and the audience masters finished cultivating immortals and went to sleep.

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"The world has been destroyed once!"

The sorceress was sitting on the high platform, as if she saw something extremely frightening, she fell down the stage in a panic.

Immediately, several onmyoji around hurriedly greeted her and supported the witch.

"I see it!! From the brink of madness! From the end of destruction! Unspeakable evil devours the earth!"

The sorcerer ignored the inquiries of the onmyojis, whispering frantically as if she was in the horror of the doomsday.

"There!! Stop it!!!"

The sorceress's withered fingers pointed to the ceiling of the cave, her wide eyes turned white.

"I saw that the source of the evil is... just... just... latitude 35°36N, longitude: 140°07E..."

As a modern witch, the compulsory homework is the concept of latitude and longitude, so as to adapt to the development of globalization.

Otherwise, if you locate a certain North African chiefdom, how do you know what that place is called in your native language!

Maybe it is only the experts who study geography who know the place.

Therefore, the sorceress blurted out the latitude and longitude.

After speaking, the sorceress suddenly paused for breath, and her eyeballs popped out like marbles.

It was as if he had seen some indescribable horror.

"Don't want it, stay away from me, you ghosts, ahhh, fire, blue fire, who will save me, don't, don't want an octopus..."

With a bang, the voice of the sorceress disappeared along with the explosion of her head.

Red and white were sprinkled all over the ground, and a headless corpse gradually became cold.