I Am Liked by Non-human Beings and Surrounded by Barrage

After listening to the legendary story told by Mozun.

For some reason, Jia Luo miraculously popped up in Jia Luo's mind, Queen Mother, Liang Zhu, this seems to be a story that separates a pair of idiots and resentful women.

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"Honestly, I have a misconception that this system has enmity with Demon Venerable..."

"Isn't this a certainty? It's the head of the previous generation. No, the host was killed by the Demon Lord!"

"Beat mandarin ducks with a stick, it turns out that Mozun is an excellent backbone of our big FFF group..."

"The FFF group has added powerful characters, which is gratifying, ha ha..."

"Since they are all members of the big FFF group, the protagonist, you can't abuse the Demon Venerable like this. Use a bigger box for the Demon Venerable to live in. Anyway, he is a senior, funny..."

"Mozun saw the barrage above and didn't want to do anything, just wanted to hit someone!"

……

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I heard the system say devour yourself.

"Swallow this seat, improve your cultivation base..."

Mozun sneered slightly.

"It doesn't matter whether he can swallow this seat or not. He wants to cultivate? This seat laughed. As far as his aptitude is dull, there is no one worse than him that I have seen in my life."

Gallo: "..."

Audience gentlemen: "..."

Jia Luo felt that he was being ridiculed again.

After Mozun finished speaking, the system seemed to pause.

[Retrieve the host's physical status...]

A cold mechanical voice sounded.

【Talent determination...】

There was another pause.

【mistake……】

[Detection failed...]

[The possibility of the host cultivating immortality is 0.00000000000000000...0000000000000001]

[Basic judgment, the probability is 0...]

"Fuck, is it really that bad?"

Although Mozun had said before that his aptitude was poor.

However, with such clear data in this system, Jia Luo felt that it hurt his self-esteem too much.

Wait, no.The protagonist's talent for the system flow is not a problem at all.

There is nothing that cannot be solved by posting a task.

If so, send a big DLC.

"System, can you improve my physique so that I can cultivate immortality!"

Jia Luo still wanted to cultivate immortality.

After all, this world is very dangerous, even though there are bullet screens, it seems that you can pass the level without injury.

However, Yujian flying is still very handsome.

【…】

The system did not answer.

[System plug-in MOD starts and loads, large-scale laboratory starts, high-dimensional space changes, imaginary number space expansion...]

After a series of tall proper nouns ended.

Just when Jia Luo and the audience masters thought that next, the system could issue tasks to help the protagonist cultivate immortality.

Ding dong!

[System Notice: The system is officially downgraded to version 1.0]

【System Notice: The system has been renamed as the Urban Assistance System】

[Brief description: The urban auxiliary system will help the host to become an urban trendsetter, whether it is a financial crocodile or a political leader, all of which can be easily achieved and reach the pinnacle of life.There are also cute little girls next door, Bingshan beautiful school belle, mature and charming teachers, lively and cheerful hot girls...]

Although the system speaks beautifully.

but……

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"Fuck, there is still this kind of operation!!!"

"Wait, is this because the system is desperate!"

"System: Protagonist! Can't be messed with!"

"Even the system is on track, 233333"

"Hahaha, let me just say, no waste material dare to write like that!"

"What can I do to save this good-for-nothing protagonist? Even the system can't save it!!"

"Need to be funny at this time, 2333"

……

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Jia Luo is speechless, won't your conscience hurt when you mock my talent like this?

However, Jia Luo didn't bother to ask, anyway, the answer definitely swiped the screen: "Yes! No! Get lost!"

Moreover, the Immortal Cultivation System changed into an urban system at once.

This is a few grades away!

Still, it's better than nothing.

One cannot be too greedy.

"So, what about system tasks?"

Jia Luo suppressed the excitement in his heart. This is not a crooked trick like barrage, but a system that can really bring real benefits!

Ding dong!

[System notice: This system is building a multi-dimensional topology, expanding the data structure, and re-establishing a new type of database...]

"Uh, can you make it simpler?"

Galo looked bewildered.

[System notification: The task is still under construction...]

"Uh, I've said so much, but I haven't thought about it yet?"

Galo complained.

[System notice: This system was previously a comprehension auxiliary system, and lacks supporting data for the urban auxiliary system, and the database needs to be rebuilt...]

If it is replaced by a human being, mmp Laozi used to be a comprehension system!

Suddenly become an urban system, cross-border understand!How to start a business!

However, after the system thought about it, it was almost the same as pretending to be a slap in the face to pick up a girl.

It's always the same truth to pretend to beat people in the face and flirt with beautiful girls.

This is the case no matter which protagonist is changed.

Simply put, it's not just doing things!

……

The system stopped talking after that, as if it disappeared.

Jia Luo didn't have the empty control system either, so he took Mozun and Mr. Ke to head home.

When passing by the previous police station, the inside was no longer empty, some policemen were walking around inside.

However, those police officers are a bit weird.

Jia Luo asked the demon king.

Mozun said lightly, this house is a disguised monster, and the people in it are eaten by it, and the disguised puppets are made. During the day, the monster sleeps, and these puppets regain consciousness. At night, when the monster wakes up, these puppets lose their Ego, attracts people to be eaten by monsters.

Mozun sneered again and said that those puppets will never know that they have been eaten until they die.

Hearing that Jia Luo's hair stood on his head.

Jia Luo made up his mind that he would never go to that kind of strange place again.

Author's message:

PS, if you ask for a ticket, you can also use a blade.

PS2, let’s talk about the classic plots in urban pretense and slap in the face?

Chapter 30 Let me teach you the way of the protagonist systematically

Far away from the police station at the speed of light, Jia Luo ran back home overnight... and hid in the grass in front of him.

The movements are like flowing clouds and flowing water.

With the cover of the grass and the light of the street lamps on the side of the road, Jia Luo carefully observed his door and whether there were any ghosts and ghosts around him.

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