Save the Two-dimensional Devil

"Didn't Miha cook before! So I just made this rule."

"Do you want to eat my share?"

"I want to, too, but everyone will definitely not agree."

"Let me just say, there is still love and justice in this world."

"But with so many people, one point is not much!"

"You guys are too bullying, I take back what I just said, Liang Shanbo is a magic kiln!"

20000...20500...21000...

Liu Xu gritted his teeth and persisted until after 29999 push-ups, his arms were already numb, but he knew that strong people don't believe in tears. In Liang Shanbo, there are only completions and failures. For [-] push-ups, even [-] are failures.

So he didn't dare to stop, he didn't even have the strength and thought to speak.

21500...22000...22500...

After doing another [-] push-ups, Liu Xu couldn't help panting heavily, dripping sweat on the ground, making the ground wet.

His willpower had reached its limit, but Liu Xu still didn't stop, and began to use self-hypnosis in hypnosis.

"I can do it. I am the chief disciple of Liang Shanbo. I am the only man in the world who can drive an IS. Thirty thousand push-ups are nothing?"

Misaki Yueji Qiuyu and Nigui Zhixu stood beside them, they looked at each other, and they both saw the expression of satisfaction in each other's eyes.

The Buddha statue was pressing on Liu Xu's back as firmly as Mount Tai. As a strong martial arts expert, Nigui Zhixu and Cape Yue Temple Qiuyu, one through the slight vibration of the Buddha statue, the other through observing the changes in Liu Xu's muscles The status can be described as well known.

Although they looked stern, they couldn't really let Liu Xu get hurt during training, so they were actually watching Liu Xu's every move all the time.

"Master Nigui, haven't you played yet?"

"Mei Yu, it seems that you will soon call him senior brother again."

"Hey, Master Qiu Yu is here too!"

"This kid's willpower is really not inferior to that of a master! I said that [-] push-ups were just a joke, but he has been insisting on it all the time. Ha, he knows a lot. He is in self-hypnosis."

"Hey, people who can be so appreciated by the two masters are really rare!"

The blond-haired and purple-eyed Fenglinsi Meiyu showed a hint of surprise, looking at Liu Xu who was still turning into a machine, repeating up and down, and saw that every muscle in him was highlighted under the extreme pressure of the master, and several large muscles of the human body emerged on the skin, Like a bowstring being stretched, it might break at any moment.

"Did you come to see me for something?"

"Well, there are patients in the medical hall, and Master Ma was hunted down by Sister Shiyu and hid, so Grandpa asked you to go there."

"I see, um, that's fine."

Miqiu took down the Buddha statue, then patted Liu Xu on the back and said, "Wake up, did you fall asleep while doing push-ups?"

With such a simple pat, Liu Xu was pulled out of self-hypnosis. He only felt that every bone in his body was making a creaking sound, every muscle in his body was tightening like a steel wire, and every inch of his skin was like a balloon in the air. The swelling and unimaginable pain made Liu Xu groan in pain.

However, the Cape Yue Temple took down the Buddha statue, making Liu Xu's body feel as if he had lifted a mountain. Although it was very uncomfortable, his body felt relieved. Although his wrists screamed every time, he added some extra strength out of thin air. Liu Xu did push-ups The express delivery speeded up again.

25000...25500...26000...

"Miyu, I'll go to the clinic first, and you will bear the weight for him instead of me."

"Huh? Wa Daxi (me)?"

"Yeah, although you look relatively light, um, you should be able to reach the weight of a Buddha statue!"

"Too, too...too disrespectful, although I have also practiced kung fu since I was a child, but I am a girl who has just entered the first year of high school. How can I be as heavy as a Buddha statue?"

Fenglin Temple Meiyu was like a kitten whose tail had been trampled on. It barked its teeth and claws and shouted. Misaki Yueji Qiuyu covered his chin with his hand and said, "You weigh fifty catties, and have you initially mastered 'Qi'? People can be lighter than A feather is heavier than Mount Tai...so, you can..."

"My country's literature is not good, don't lie to me."

"Probably that's what it means!"

"The difference is too much! Your Buddha statue weighs three hundred catties instead of five hundred catties... Also, why do you know my weight!"

"Well, the old horse said it."

"Kuso! Today I must cooperate with Sister Shigure to teach this old pervert a lesson!"

Qiu Yu of Fenglin Temple flushed pretty face, Qiu Yu of Jiaoyue Temple laughed and said, "I'll go first."

Qiu Yu of Fenglin Temple blushed and saw Liu Xu doing push-ups while turning to look at him. It was obvious that Liu Xu had heard all the conversation between the two just now.

Immediately, Mei Yu hurriedly said: "Junior brother, forget everything just now, otherwise, I will use Mei Yu's amnesia method to make you forget."

"Meiyu amnesia method? What is that?" Liu Xu felt that talking to Meiyu could distract his attention, so he did push-ups, but he was not so tired.

"To put it simply, it's an effective memory method that beats people into amnesia." Meiyu snapped her fingers and made a crisp snapping sound.

"Uh, I know, I will forget." Liu Xu said quickly.

Ni Gui Zhixu looked at the two of them from the side, the corners of his mouth slightly turned up, and he sighed in his heart: "It's nice to be young!"

……

Chapter 106 Your thoughts are too unhealthy

After glancing at the two of them, Ni Gui Zhixu quietly left the training ground without them noticing.

Seeing Fenglinsi clenched his fist, even though the fist was delicate, it was not as big as a dustpan, but it was painful to hit him, not to mention Fenglinsi Meiyu was also proficient in fighting, if it wasn't a random fight, it must have hurt even more.

Liu Xu understood in seconds, Fenglinsi Meiyu breathed a sigh of relief, came to him with lotus steps, bit her teeth and looked at Liu Xu's sweat-soaked back, because the movements she made were very standard, making his body There is no tremor in the spine, but it looks like a good horse.

"Cough, I'm sorry, Mr. Yixia."

After finishing speaking, Meiyu slowly sat on Liu Xu's back. Although his whole body was almost numb, Liu Xu could still clearly feel the touch from his back.

"call……"

Liu Xu's already weak body seemed to be injected with new vitality, ushering in the second spring of his life.

"Daddy!"

Liu Xu's spirit was shaken. He felt that he was clearly conscious, but his body was in a state of self-hypnosis.

The feeling became more and more obvious, Liu Xu felt as if he had been injected with chicken blood, his eyes were red, and he was panting heavily. He began to concentrate on feeling it, but Meiyu got lucky.

"Your mind is too unhealthy!"

Immediately, Meiyu's weight began to become "heavy" with the movement of her mind. If it was the Tathagata Buddha just now, then it is now... Guanyin Bodhisattva.

"Where am I unhealthy?"

Liu Xu gritted his teeth. He felt that if Meiyu was below, even if Buddha Tathagata and Guanyin Bodhisattva went up together, he would be able to bear it.

"Shut up, you slobber."

……

"It's time to eat."

In the dilapidated hall, Liu Xu knelt on a cushion.

His hands mutated as if Popeye ate spinach, and the table in the hall was full of people.

Fenglinsi Hayato, rebellious ghost Zhixu, Ma Jianxing with several stab wounds on his body, Apacha, the muay thai god of death with bandages on his hands, and the scary devil teacher Misaki Yueji Qiuyu with a calm face. He said with a smile : "It's so rare that I finally finished the car and caught up with the task. I will have a good meal later to replenish the exhausted energy. After all, the morning is just a warm-up exercise."

"Woooo..."

Liu Xu just shed tears, this is still a warm-up, if it were before, this would be the official amount!

I really don't know if I will die here... Could it be that Liang Shanbo is his own burial place?

Hayato Fenglinsi let out a hearty laugh and said, "Oh hehe, because my beloved disciple is here, lunch will be richer."

"Ha, I haven't eaten a hearty meal for a long time. There is really no way. The prices in Japan are rising too fast. There are too few people who are willing to learn Kung Fu. If there are ten or eight students, we can all renovate the dojo. .”

Ma Jianxing, who had several stab wounds on his body, laughed, and suddenly there was a puff, and a burst of blood sprayed out. He quickly stopped the bleeding with his finger, and Liu Xu complained speechlessly.

"Master Ma, be a real man (no problem)!"

Liu Xu rolled his eyes, if you really want to open a gymnasium to recruit disciples, the door of the gymnasium will be crushed and the floor will be trampled.

"I don't know if Meiyu will buy me wine. I suspect that this kind of bulk and low-quality wine is made of industrial alcohol. It's so bad."

"Eat meat, eat meat, Apache."

"Everyone has been waiting for a long time. Today's seafood fish rice bowl is Ishikawa's fish!"

"Apacha, it's great, I've eaten it, the fish in Ishikawa is very delicious, especially the seafood rice bowl there is amazing! The delicious fish there is unforgettable, Apacha is so excited .”

"Shiver (please)!"

Fenglinsi Meiyu happily took turns serving meals to everyone, like a waiter in a restaurant, the dull hair on her head swayed unscientifically, and the beautiful little mole under the corner of her right eye seemed to possess the magic power of charm with her smile, making Liu Xu stared blankly.

"Boom!"

When it was Liu Xu's turn, Fenglinsi Meiyu put down the food heavily, snorted, and left.

Liu Xu smiled wryly in his heart, she was still angry, but when he saw that his fish bowl was the size of that poor baby's palm, he was looking at other people's huge Ishikawa sea fish, which formed a stark contrast, and he couldn't help feeling pitiful. Said: "That, Senior Sister Meiyu."

"what?"

"My meal..."

"Oh, sorry, I don't have enough ingredients, so I'll give you the remaining dried fish from Douzhongwan, thank you for it!"

Halo, as for it, Dou Zhongwan is always a mouse!

How can you feed me mouse ingredients? Although it is a pet that has always been peculiar, loves cleanliness, has half the strength of a super mouse, and the pet of Kosaka Shigure, the son of weapons, but this is too discriminatory!

"Woooo..."

With tears streaming down his face, Liu Xu could only take out his chopsticks. Without "Qi", he had consumed too much physical strength, and he would definitely be finished if he didn't eat.

Women are really narrow-minded, and they must not be offended, but they can't be blamed on him. If Meiyu doesn't want to be obsessed with it, it is impossible to complete the [-] push-ups, so Liu Xu has no choice but to imagine that Meiyu is not sitting on his back. Instead, lie under him...

Suddenly Liu Xu felt something scattered in front of him, and he grabbed it with his hands, and it really softened into silk and black as pearl hair. He quickly turned his head and saw a pretty face hanging upside down.

She was wearing a ninja's black costume, her pretty face was expressionless, and her figure was even better than Miha's.

"what……"

It was not the first time Liu Xu saw Kasaka Shigure eating like this, but every time he saw it, he was instinctively startled, thinking that it was the female ghost Sadako who appeared!

Kasaka Shigure, this person is the sixth expert he has not seen, and the only one who thinks of a woman, the son of swords and weapons, good at using various weapons and ninjutsu bone techniques, is a killer by profession and has learned ninja from Kasaka Hachirobei surgery.