Save the Two-dimensional Devil

"Tch, I'm too lazy to talk to you, I'd better take a sneak shot of Shi Yu's sleeping picture, oh hehe."

With a wretched smile, Ma Jianxing disappeared.

After a while, there were screams and the sound of a hundred swords being drawn from the sheath in the distance, Feng Linsi Meiyu couldn't help covering her forehead and said: "What a lecherous uncle who never repents."

After finishing speaking, he took a look at Liu Xu and said, "Master Ma is not interested in you because of your relationship with Gongkou Xingxing, right? My God, if big and small cesium wolves become masters and apprentices, I will consider moving out of Liangshanpo gone."

"Senior sister, you can't look at your lovely junior brother like this! As a descendant of Shenlong and Yanhuang, please don't add attributes to me without authorization. H and other things are wrong."

Liu Xu quickly reflected on himself, and deeply regretted that he had revealed some prototypes in the face of Fenglinsi Meiyu's beauty earlier.

"Didn't the descendants of the Yellow Emperor speak of the Chinese?"

"I have a Chinese heart."

"Humph."

Meiyu snorted softly, turned around and was about to leave, when she suddenly thought of something and said, "If that lecherous Uncle Ma wants you to tie in some shameless photos, you must not take them, you know?"

"understood."

"absolute!"

"absolute."

Only then did Meiyu leave with a sigh of relief, but at this moment Liu Xu was secretly laughing. When he first came, Ma Jianxing did sell some of the so-called shameless photos in Meiyu's mouth, but later it was not like this at all. He took the initiative to ask Liu Xu for seeds and links.

Hey, wait a minute, Meiyu is so nervous, could it be that she was also secretly photographed by that uncle Ma, otherwise why would she specifically mention this?

Hey, if Uncle Ma sells it to me later, should I buy it?

Tangle, although it is only a world of fighting and passionate comics, there are two beauties in Liangshanbo!

In addition to Fenglin Temple Miu, there is also one of the six Supreme Gundams, the son of weapons, Kosaka Shigure, whose age is unknown, with giant R, no mouth and other cute attributes, is also Liu Xu in this "History's Most Former Disciple Kenichi" One of my favorite characters in the anime world.

Liu Xu started running the train uncontrollably in his mind, and made up his mind to use the Mikami Youya action movie that Ma Jianxing asked him to download for his help in the last phone call to replace it!

In fact, the elder is also true, the master must be chosen by oneself!

A beautiful master is king!

Master-student love is the most loving, just like Yang Guo and Xiaolongnv, but Yang Guo is one of the people Liu Xu looks down on the most, he didn't get the first blood of Xiaolongnv, if this kind of idiot stands in front of him, Liu Xu I promise not to kill him, and I will give Yang Guo a martial arts practice that is absolutely suitable for him, the Sunflower Collection.

"Come on, let me see if you are lazy in your cultivation, and attack me with all your strength."

Ni Gui Zhixu stood like an iron tower and asked Liu Xu to punch him twice.

Liu Xu was not polite to Ni Gui Zhixu, he just nodded and punched out.

He only used [-]% of his strength for this punch, but it was enough to break the bones of an ordinary expert. The master of the Zhenwu Gym was probably defeated by such strength that day.

But this punch hit Ni Gui like a tire. Not only did it not hurt him, but it made Liu Xu take a step back.

"Didn't you eat? So little strength?"

Liu Xu breathed out, and attacked with a straight fist. This time he used [-]% of his power, but unfortunately he hit the Ni Gui's stomach, but it seemed to be trapped in the cotton, and then the cotton turned into a spring. Liu Xu felt a huge shock. The force of rebound emerged, shaking him back a few steps, half of his arm was paralyzed.

"Well, this punch looks a bit like it, but it's only at the level of a child's fight. Do you dare to say that you are not lazy?"

Liu Xu was a little unconvinced, he was not lazy, he just went to play IS!

Ni Gui Zhixu definitely doesn't play Infinite Stratos, but he must know the name "Eastern Invincible".

As the air flowed, Liu Xu planned to fire at full power, and he kicked suddenly, the power of this kick was enough to blow the head of the master of the Zhenwu Gym.

(Narration, Master of Zhenwu Gym: "Why do you always use me as a comparison?")

Ni Gui casually resisted with one arm, and took a sip with the other hand holding the wine bottle, but his arm couldn't twist his thigh, and he completely overturned it.

Liu Xu felt that his strength was like a sea of ​​mud and cows, and it had no effect at all.

"Well, this is a bit interesting, but the previous standard is really low! Misaki Yueji Qiuyu, don't you think so? After watching for a long time, it's time for you to come out!"

A man came out from the darkness, with long hair and an artist's air all over his body. This man is one of Liang Shanbo's six master-level experts. At the same time, like Yaoshi Dongxihuang, he is proficient in other miscellaneous studies, and is good at painting, sculpture, bone setting, and seeing a doctor. He has a doctor's license and is also well-known in the literature and art circles.

"Hey, Yixia, for reasons that even I know, everyone's strength has increased rapidly, so there is this joint teaching, I hope you understand."

Misaki Yueji Qiuyu really deserves to be a cultural person, what he said is different from other reckless people, and joint teaching sounds better than training

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Chapter 104 Buddha Town Sun Wukong

Qiu Yu of Cape Yue Temple showed a gentle smile, and the way he looked at Liu Xu reminded him of a mouse. Among all Liang Shanbo martial arts masters, Liu Xu had the most serious psychological shadow on Qiu Yu of Cape Yue Temple.

However, although Liu Xu was timid, he did not refuse. Instead, he bowed respectfully to the two of them and said, "Then, in the joint teaching, I will entrust the two masters."

In fact, except for Apacha, everyone who teaches Liu Xu is the same, as long as Nigui Zhixu drinks less wine, so the order of the designated masters is not certain, and the Qiuyu of Miyue Temple is an important economic asset for Liang Shanbo. One of the sources (Baida Museum), his opinion is second only to Hayato of Fenglin Temple in the whole Liang Shanbo.

"Yeah, Yixia has a lot of fighting spirit! I hope you can persevere. You know, I like teenagers with fighting spirit the most. Well, it's still morning. Before lunch, let's do some basic and basic training. Bar!"

"It's still push-ups, right?" Liu Xu is not a rookie, so he naturally knows that the basic training of Misaki Yueji Qiuyu is really basic training, push-ups, sit-ups, handstands, cross-country with weights...

"Yes." Misaki Yueji Qiuyu nodded.

"I see." Liu Xu took a deep breath and was ready to start.

Liu Xu's answer and ability to execute made Qiuyu the Misaki Yuesi very satisfied. He smiled and said, "Then I'll count for you, first do [-] warm-ups."

"Huh? Thirty thousand?"

Liu Xu was dumbfounded. There are a lot of things that exceed [-]. Before he came to Liang Shanbo, he learned kendo with Xiaozhirui since he was very young, so he was able to make [-] pieces, which is almost the best among his peers. The crushing class, after Liang Shanbo's inhuman training, has reached a terrifying number of [-], but now it has tripled in one fell swoop.

Besides, this is just a warm-up?

"What's the matter, it's too little! I know your determination to become stronger, to wash away the shame that Liang Shanbo couldn't even open the door, alas, but young people should not push themselves too hard, anyway, there are still two or three times left Moon! Take your time, step by step, laying a solid foundation is the kingly way."

"No! I mean..."

Liu Xu was speechless that Qiuyu at the Temple of Miyue was obviously misinterpreting his meaning, but he had to explain clearly, otherwise Liu Xu was worried that he would come up with more terrifying things like "[-]" push-ups later. numbers.

In the end, before Liu Xu could finish speaking, Qiuyu of Miyue Temple showed another expression on his face as if he had thought of something important again, and said, "Oh, by the way, I'd have forgotten if you didn't tell me, you've already started Comprehend 'Qi', this is cheating!"

When did I say that, why didn't I know?

Liu Xu has black lines all over his head.

"Let me seal it up for you first!"

Qiu Yu of Miyue Temple was talking to himself, but he didn't move slowly, it was as fast as lightning. He suddenly pointed out and touched Liu Xu's forehead.

"what's going on?"

Liu Xu suddenly felt as if an invisible connection between himself and his body had been cut off, and his whole body became heavy.

"I sealed your natural 'Qi' with my breath finger, but don't worry, 'Qi' is one of the three talents, and it will not disappear. The more you suppress it, the stronger it will rebound after exercise. When you break away My sealing of 'Qi' will be of great benefit to you in the future."

Qiu Yu from Misty Yue Temple smiled and explained that unlike other masters, he is proficient in all kinds of "heretical tricks". Every time he uses them, he can give Liu Xu a cool feeling like hell, and he is never the same.

Although Liu Xu complained incessantly, he didn't say anything more, saying that Potian couldn't change what Qiuyu had decided, so he might as well be obedient. He supported his body with his hands, lay down on the ground, and began to do push-ups.

"Hey, why did Master Qiuyu leave?"

Liu Xu was very surprised, because when doing push-ups, Misaki Yueji sat on him. Liu Xu had complained about how to do push-ups with a weight of [-] kilograms, but Misaki Yueji said lightly that there was no weight. Even a child can complete [-] push-ups.

Regarding this, Liu Xu can only complain, wondering which brat is so awesome?Could it be a Super Saiyan?

After a while, Misaki Yueji Qiuyu appeared on the training ground again, and in his hand...

Oh, mygod, what is that?

Is it a mountain?

I saw Qiuyu of the Jiaoyue Temple propped up with one hand, holding a huge object in the palm of his hand, which was a lifelike Buddha statue.

Tathagata Buddha.

"Master, don't you think... ah..."

As soon as Liu Xu lay down, he almost couldn't get up. Qiuyu of Miyue Temple put the Buddha statue he was holding on Liu Xu's back.

Buddha Town Sun Wukong!

"Master, do you want to tell me that even if I am Sun Wukong, I can't escape the palm of Tathagata Buddha?"

Liu Xu's tears could only flow silently to his heart. After exercise and the stimulation of hormone No. 76, his physique has become very good. Even with a Buddha statue on his back, he can still do push-ups one after another.

1……100……500……1000……3000……10000……1500……

"Master, can you take a break?"

"Do you only eat half of your meals?"

"Master, I really can't do it."

"Yixia, you are a man, how can a man say no!"

This time it was Nigui Zhixu who spoke. He concentrated on counting for Liu Xu. He hadn't had a sip of wine for half an hour. The goal of joint teaching was achieved.

You are a man, and all of your family are men.

"Yi Xia, you used to be able to make [-], but now you only made [-] more, why can't you do it! How can such a weak disciple carry the banner of Liang Shanbo in the future!"

Qi your sister, believe it or not, I flag your face?

Why just [-]?

Liu Xu used to be able to make [-], which is almost the limit. The so-called limit is the standard that can only be achieved by working hard. It is unimaginable to have one more, but now it has surpassed the previous limit by half...

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Chapter 105 It's Nice To Be Young!

"Hey, master, as the saying goes, you can't become a big fat man. Didn't you say it just now? Let me keep my feet on the ground and don't aim too high. Today is the first day of joint teaching. It's better to do it gradually!"

Liu Xu gritted his teeth and insisted, the speed of doing push-ups has dropped again and again.

"That's right!" Misaki Yueji touched his chin, and changed the topic, "But they are ordinary children, but you have the potential to be a master or even superhuman, so you can't be so weak. Do it quickly! Otherwise If you don’t, the morning time is about to pass, and you still won’t be able to eat the meals made by Meiyu. Liangshan’s rule is that disciples who don’t complete the training tasks will have no food. As the chief disciple, you should have known it a long time ago. !"

"What's the rule, it didn't exist before..."