Once Upon A Time, There Was A Spirit Sword Mountain

One, two, three, four…Six hundred or seven hundred people soon swarmed in, taking up the place of the original actors, and the dialogue was so accepted. Go down.

The last person in the previous phalanx walked out of the field while waving goodbye to the audience, and at the same time speaking his own line, the newcomer finally found a chance to speak.

“Speaking of this foreign culture, I know someone who admires foreign culture, especially from Western Continent’s culture, which is not good!”

The actor who spoke first is also standing in the middle of the crowd. Obviously, his position is extraordinary, and his lines are longer than the average person. However, after speaking, he returned to the queue and stood with a stupid smile on his face.

Next, these six or seven hundred people told a joke about Li Sinao who over-respected foreign culture. It was also telling a ridiculous story. It was also at the end of the story. A lot of preaching and propaganda were added, but the whole process was also unable to find a laughing point, but two people on the rostrum were still rolling with laughter.

Xuan Mo couldn’t help it anymore, got up and walked to Wang Lu’s side, hesitated for a moment, then squatted down and patted his shoulder: “Hey, I said, the story just now, where is it funny?”< /p>

Wang Lu was pounding endlessly at this time. When Xuan Mo asked, raised the head and answered: “ha ha ha, me, ha ha, tell you, ha ha, say, ha ha ha ha , The ha ha ha ha ha ha just now, I must finish laughing first…”

Xuan Mo was stunned for a while: “I know, you can laugh slowly.”

When she returned to her seat, she always felt like she was being played as a fool.

Soon after, the second phalanx finished telling the story and left the field one by one. The third phalanx entered the arena again at a neat pace. It was also six to seven hundred people in size, and it also brought a New long story…

The only difference is that after the story is finished, Wang Lu and Wang Wu’s laugh a lot less.

It seems that for the Gold Core Daoist Master, laughing wildly for more than two hours is also a great burden. Thinking like this, Xuan Mo glanced at Wang Lu, and then keenly discovered that when he was rolling on the ground, he seemed to take something from the mustard bag to deliver to his mouth.

Xuan Mo’s reaction speed as Earth Immortal is so swift. As soon as he turned his thoughts, he stretched out his invisible hand and held Wang Lu’s hand, forcing him to show what he was holding.

Two round medicine pill.

“What is this?” Xuan Mo asked, and he already broke the answer, “Ha, Forget Sadness Pill? It can make people fall into extreme joy, forget all the troubles and laugh nonstop medicine pill So, this is your laugh?”

Being caught in bed like this, Wang Lu couldn’t deny him, so he got up from the ground, kicked and still laughed Master, motioned that she didn’t have to laugh anymore.

“ha ha, me, ha ha ha, just ha ha ha, I have already taken ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha.”

“…Okay , Then you laugh slowly.” Wang Lu sighed, and then said to Xuan Mo, “In fact, all this is a misunderstanding.”

Xuan Mo can’t wait to slap in the face: “You really think this reason Can you fool pass through?!”

Wang Lu said sternly: “I’m not fooling anyone, but trying my best to help some people in need. Those who sweat on the court perform cross talk What the actors need is our laughter and applause! So even if I take drugs, I have to dedicate my laughter to them! Of course, it’s best to laugh without drugs, but it’s a pity…”

“…So you know that their cross talk is not funny at all!”

Wang Lu said, “Well, as long as you are not an idiot, you will not think their cross talk is funny, but At least it is very positive, the theme is very important, and it is very educational… Listen, aren’t you talking about how to treat foreign cultures correctly!”

“Crosstalk is not for teaching, okay!”< /p>

Wang Lu said: “This issue can be discussed later, but the problem now is that they can’t talk about other cross talks except for preaching cross talk.”

” Then don’t find them Come on to perform!”

Wang Lu shrugged: “Then they are going to starve to death. These actors are actually very poor, except for this kind of funny cross talk, they don’t know anything else. Cross talk. Before I found them to participate in the opening ceremony, most of them were struggling to survive in their respective art circles. Fortunately, there are monarchs in some countries who like art, so they can still hang out in some places and eat meals… but there is no shortage of them. What about the comedians who are not even qualified to be affiliated and really starve to death.”

“And then?”

“Then, I think this opening ceremony is an opportunity to Their situation shows the opportunities ahead. Believe me, these talents are more representative of the overall situation of Nine Provinces Continent’s comics than those who have earned both fame and fortune.”

“So what?”< /p>

Wang Lu said: “This opening ceremony was originally our Ten Thousand Immortals Alliance showing you all the Nine Provinces today. Rather than just showing off the glamour, I would like to show you a real Nine Provinces. Continent. Actually, don’t you think these actors are a bit like us?”

“Oh?”

Wang Lu pointed to an actor who was trying his best to express his lines on the court: “Look at him, although there is only one line, but at least the moment he performs, that line is his all, he will Do everything we can. “

Xuan Mo gave a cold look on the court: “His expression is stiff, and his lines have missed one character. Is this what he did his best? “

“Yes, although it’s not worth it to you and me, but that’s all they have. “

While speaking, Wang Lu waved his hand and saw a sudden change from the scene in the martial stage. In addition to the cross talk of hundreds of people, there were many more pictures.

Xuan Mo’s heart is just a shit.

According to the regulations, no one is allowed to interfere in the show. Wang Lu just waved his hand and brought out a lot of pictures, not because he used some magical spell , But… he has already set the time!

In other words, does he even count the dialogue at this moment?!

But soon she has no time to go Consider these things, because the scenes in the venue have been extended one after another.

It records the daily life of the cross talk actors.

The daily life that is unbearable to look at. I only saw one. Inside the simple thatched cottage, a woman in ragged clothes said hoarsely: “Old Zhang, yesterday the second brother and sister-in-law came again. “

The man named Old Zhang browses tightly frowns: “Are you here to ask for money again?” I taught them that I would definitely pay them back. As long as Mr. Zhang holds another cross talk meeting, I can make money and pay them back. “

The woman was just sighed: “When will Zhang member hold a cross talk meeting again, and even if you do it again, will you be invited?” The last time I performed, didn’t I say it was not funny at all? “

Old Zhang patted the table angrily: “I’m secretly learning a joke from the famous master in the county. How come it’s not funny? ! Moreover, it is entertaining and entertaining. Isn’t the Young Master of Zhang Yuanwai’s Regardless of the law and of natural morality, does he need someone to persuade him to be good? “

The woman opened her mouth and didn’t speak.

Old Zhang was even more angry: “I know what you want to say. It’s useless to have fun, right? The jokes I learned are not funny, are they? You wait, I can come up with funny jokes in these two days! “

Then the picture turned, but Old Zhang was stammering beside a deserted river: “Then, then the young man turned his head quickly, it doesn’t matter if you turn your head. Guess what? He, he saw his wife. “

After that, Old Zhang was stunned for a while, looked at the gurgling river, grabbed his tousled hair, and repeated it.

“It doesn’t matter if you turn your head, guess. What happened, he saw him, his wife was. “

There was silence for a while, and Old Zhang repeated the sentence again: “He saw his wife…”

Here, even he himself I clearly feel how boring this line is.

I saw his wife, so what? Is there anything funny? There should be, should there be?! But if there is really Well, why no one laughs, why I talk about cross talk, no one has ever laughed!

I just want to talk about cross talk, I just want to hear others laugh! Why, why can’t you… …

“ha ha ha! “

Suddenly, he raised his head and laughed ha ha. The laughter reverberated in the four fields, as if joyful, but always bleak. And halfway through the laugh, Old Zhang was already crying.

“Why, why is it not funny at all, why! “

Finally, the story ends here. When the picture turns, it is a close-up of an actor on the field who is reading lines.

It is Old Zhang, just In the story, he now appears to be very spirited. He is wearing a brand-new plain robe without patches, and his hair and beard have been carefully repaired. The whole person seems to be ten years younger, and even the wrinkles on his face seem to be smoothed.

Although he only has one line, at this moment, he has devoted all of it to this line.

“It doesn’t matter if you turn your head, guess what? He saw his wife, ha ha ha ha! “

In the last sentence, six or seven hundred people on the court laughed in unison.

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On the podium, Xuan Mo was already staring.

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In addition to the martial stage, the audience who watched the show through the rebroadcast of signs are also shocked.

What is going on with this great reversal of heaven shaking?! For those botched comedians, Why did it suddenly light up the light of human nature!?

If the previous cross talk show was just a disgusting farce, then now when you look at Old Zhang’s smiling face, people’s hearts suddenly become more It’s a bit of warmth and comfort. Even the corners of some people’s mouths can’t help but float up a little.

Wang Lu proudly said: “Look, the audience has used their expressions to give the show the most fair evaluation ! “

“Is this kind of compliment out of sympathy and pity also worthy of pride! ? This… is a fraud! “

Wang Lu said: “How can it be a fraud, Old Zhang is really just a clumsy craftsman, I just showed his clumsiness just right.” “

“This kind of artistically painted and powdered display itself means unreal! “

“You also know that this is a show, this is a big show, a show, not a news interview, you question me shouldn’t use artistic expression, don’t you think it is ridiculous? “

Xuan Mo was speechless, especially when she saw that the few emotionally simple Earth Immortal around her had been deeply infected and began to laugh together with the laughter of the crosstalk actors on the court, she really There is nothing to say.

“Well, this time you won. “