Once Upon A Time, There Was A Spirit Sword Mountain

After Wang Lu signed his pen name, Earth Immortal immediately happily held the jade slip to show off among his companions: “ha ha, I have his signature!”

Then he ran back again in a hurry: “Please be sure to finish the book of Start From Scratch!”

“Uh, I am a little bit…”

“Never mind, we understand very well. You should take a break to create for so long, but we will always look forward to it!”

Wang Lu took the jade slip in his hand and watched He gradually moved away.

At the same time, I can vaguely feel that there is a fanatical belief gathering outside the rostrum…Wang Lu was a Wisdom Cult Cult Master at the time, and it is clear that this strength is the legendary strength of Faith . The question is… where did he get these strength of Faith! ?

The identity of Wisdom Cult Cult Master has gradually faded now, and Strength of Faith doesn’t pay much attention to him… Then these forces are coming now, is it because his readers are not enough? ! I have been writing a book in the martial stage for many years. As a result, not only has the time been delayed, but also many fans have been gathered? ! This is really a surprise, but the most important thing now is not this one.

Wang Lu frowned, already aware of the strange atmosphere here: “Hey, no wonder it feels wrong, why are you still here? With your patience, impossible, wait for me to write a book for many years, right? This How long has it been since?”

Wang Wu said with a deeply pained expression that was suspected by his loved ones: “One month.”

“Hey, only one month. Doesn’t reflect the durability and tenacious of old man at all, I feel like 5-6 years have passed in it. But from a different point of view, I have achieved 5-6 years of cultivation results in one month. , It’s a blessing in disguise.”

“Hey, it sounds like you are quite confident about your cultivation results. Could it be that after 5-6 years of cultivation, how long has your short sword become longer? “

“…” After being viciously ridiculed, Wang Lu squinted his eyes and prepared to start a fierce counterattack. Said that the master and disciple’s drama has not been staged for a while, this slut should Doesn’t it mean that he has been distorted by time for 5-6 years than in the martial stage, so he has become rusty with the food craftsmanship?

However, before Wang Lu could speak, Xuan Mo coldly interrupted, “Isn’t there enough gossip? Are there any shows later? If not, the farce can end. Right?”

Wang Lu quickly said: “Of course not, the program has been handed over to you, and finally there is a cross talk, please don’t be impatient.”

“…then hurry up!”

Wang Lu immediately gestured to greet the last group of people to appear on stage. Said that this group of people is also working hard, born out of the field and waited for Wang Lu for a month. Because Wang Lu is not sure how long his copying of calligraphy can be delayed. Good luck can delay about a year. If you are unlucky, it will be cracked or stopped by Earth Immortal as soon as the show starts. So the following group of people must be from the very Just be vigilant outside on standby.

Although the actor’s lounge is spacious, the hardships of the closed life in the past month are conceivable. After they took the stage, all of them looked like constipation for many years. Fortunately, the clothes and dressing were still in line with Wang Lu’s request.

The plain monochromatic long gown, with a stiff smile that seems to know that there is no sincerity on his face, this is the respect of the actors of cross talk. When they walked from the backstage to the stage, outside the field It was an uproar. Many people suspect that this is Spirit Sword School performing Azure Creek Province’s traditional folk art to ward off corpses.

If these comedians have any merits worth mentioning, it is that there are too many people.

One, two, three, four… The actors enter the arena in a long queue, and it takes only one meal to enter the venue. In the end, there are six or seven actors standing on the stage. Hundreds of people! As long as 10% of the people inside are whispering, there will be a lot of noise on the court, and people outside the court will only hear a mess, and it is impossible to make any sense of the matter. Although the program list is written in cross talk, who has heard the cross talk of six or seven hundred people?

“Hey, Little Thunder, have you heard the comedians?”

Earth Immortal bitterly smiled and said, named Little Thunder: “Sister Xuan Mo, I listen to it Yes, but it’s just that I was occasionally interested when I was a mortal. You have to ask me about the famous inside, and I can’t say anything. It’s just the cross talk I’ve heard, mostly about 3 or 5 people. This It’s really unheard-of on such a scale. Maybe it’s over the past 6,000 years that the art form has made great innovations.”

Xuan Mo has a judgment after hearing it, shit art innovation , It must be Wang Lu who has new crafty plots and machinations!

Thinking of this, Xuan Mo was surprised again: Could it be that Wang Lu had already decided on his own means, so he arranged such a show? Although these six to seven hundred people are in the mortal world, and most of them have no power to bind a chicken, but the number of them is so large, her time distortion is basically impossible. So no matter what tricks the other party plays next, it’s a done deal and nothing can be done.

During entanglement, the program officially began.

“Hello everyone, today we will show you a cross talk.”

Among the six to seven hundred people, one Elderly said tremblingly, and saw that his hair and beard were all silver. He is skinny, and his lean body shape makes his joints bulge. I don’t know whether it is the artist’s vigor or hyperosteogeny.

But apparently this Elderly is quite prestigious among actors. After a while after he spoke, someone beside him stood up and said with a smile: “The name of the cross talk is called New Year’s greetings.”

Then another person stood up with exactly the same smile: “The so-called New Year’s greetings are the long-standing cultural traditions of our Nine Provinces Continent inheritance.”

… Then just one sentence, this group of comedians I quickly explained the whole sequence of events, the traditional New Year greeting. Some unidentified audiences can hear what seems right but actually isn’t, it feels vaguely like they have learned something, but more of them are unfathomable mystery.

Xuan Mo asked the guy named Little Thunder in a low voice: “Is the cross talk like this?”

Little Thunder said: “It’s totally wrong, I’ve heard the cross talk Basically, several actors are amused with each other, and sometimes they still sing a few paragraphs. This kind of large-scale exposition…maybe, but it is not deliberately divided into sentences. Each person says this one sentence. What is this? “

“Just now we explained to everyone what is New Year’s greetings, why do we have to explain it like this?”

Little Thunder heard and quickly patted Xuan Mo on the shoulder: “Sister Xuan Mo, listen quickly, they are going to explain.”

As a result, Xuan Mo just turned his gaze, and the speaker has changed.

“Because if you don’t understand these things, it’s easy to make jokes.”

Then someone next to him turns his head—not facing the person who just spoke, but the other side : “What are you making a joke?”

The person on the other side immediately answered: “For example, I know someone called Zhang San. He doesn’t know what a New Year’s greeting is, so he makes a joke.”

Another person behind that person asked: “What joke did Zhang San make?”

A newcomer stood up and said: “Say, one day, this three-time string Relatives…”

Next, more than a hundred people jointly completed Zhang San’s story in the form of dialogue. It was nothing more than the misunderstanding caused by Zhang San’s relatives when they said something wrong. Everyone laughed. Then an elder came forward to point out Zhang San’s mistakes and educate Zhang San to earnestly learn excellent traditional culture and become a talent useful to the country and society. Zhang San was ashamed and excited to say that he would follow the instructions of the elders and work hard…

In the process of telling the story, Xuan Mo only heard the whole body uncomfortable, this kind of dialogue method of one person, one sentence, and their smiling stiff expression…It was as if there was an invisible will , Playing with these six or seven hundred people as puppets in applause.

This feeling is simply send cold shivers down one’s spine, let alone laugh, Xuan Mo just feels like a demon wind from Nine Hells Deep Prison is blowing around him, blowing the Primordial Spirit with the flesh Froze.

She was silent for a long time and asked: “Little Thunder, what do you think of this performance? Is it the reason why I can’t catch the laugh?”

Little Thunder thought it over Said: “I always think this story should not be funny.”

“Then can you explain what happened to the two people?”

Xuan Mo stretched his hand to the side. I saw that Wang Lu and Wang Wu were rolling on the ground unscrupulously and making ha ha laughter of send cold shivers down one’s spine.

The two people kept laughing, even the tears came out. Xuan Mo listened to the cross talk stories on the court while listening to the sincere laughter of these two people, and had to start Is it a mistake to wonder if you can’t laugh.

“I…” Little Thunder gaped. He wanted to say that the brain circuit of these two people is different from ordinary people. It is not unusual to make anything, but listening to the exaggerated laughter, he said nothing. Export.

“I don’t quite understand.”

Except for Little Thunder, the rest of Earth Immortal also don’t understand.

What is so funny about the story just now? Is it true that the art forms of later generations have evolved to an extent that our aesthetics cannot control? Is there any burden in the last sermon line that only future generations can understand?

But then again, in addition to the two of them, True Monarch River Chart, Patriarch Red Robe and the others are all sitting in jeopardy, and you can’t see a smile.

Where is the problem?

In the midst of confusion, those cross talk actors have begun to unfold the previous story and have carried out a deeper analysis. From the youngster why not know the excellent traditions all the way, they soon talked about the treatment of foreign culture. Attitude.

The audience had already begun to hear the disgusting and vomiting between their chests and abdomen, and then finally found with satisfaction that according to the form of one person, one sentence, these six or seven hundred people seemed to be almost finished.

In fact, they actually have to finish talking. From the beginning of the show to the present, these six or seven hundred people have said at least one sentence each. The younger ones are that’s all. Some old artists with both virtue and art are almost unable to stand. They must be supported by two people around to stand upright.

Xuan Mo turned his head and glanced at Wang Lu, unexpectedly he didn’t delay the show…

As a result, at the next moment, she looked at the people on the stage in a dumbfounded manner. Exiting the scene in an orderly manner, from the other side, another group of people in plain gowns walked in with a smile while waving at the audience.

fuck, it turns out there is a substitute!

(The collation of the Spirit Sword briefing is still in progress…the pressure of rushing to the paper is a little bit higher, rest assured that the reward will be distributed as expected~)