My Superhero Can’t Be This Jerk

The storm's flight was blocked, and it slammed into an ice wall.

It looked as if someone had momentarily created a wall of ice to block her flight.

Break the ice wall and continue to use your hearing to capture the movement of the enemy.

It was found that there was no other sound besides the moaning of Starlight.

The enemy has escaped!

under the cover of her comrades.

Storm Silver clenched his teeth and glared viciously in the direction of Starlight.

Blame this Bi Chi, if it weren't for her, I would have solved that crazy woman long ago!

......

It was her Suicide Squad teammates—Death Archer, Captain Boomerang, Killer Frost and Black Spider—who were covering Harley's retreat.

In the speeding car, the death shooter was operating the steering wheel and frowned and said to Harry: "Only this time, I swear, next time you die like this, I will not accompany you!"

The death shooter is very dissatisfied with Harley Quinn's unauthorized running to the TV station to kill.

"Oh, don't give up on me, little cowboy!"

Harry made a bird-like expression, put his head close to the chest of the dead shooter, and stuck it on, "I just want to fulfill a little wish of mine, a wish that I have always wanted. Look, isn't this what the ad says?"

Harry didn't know where to pull out a poster for the selection of superheroes, "As long as you want to be a member of superheroes, come and participate in this century show!"

"It has always been my ideal to form a super villain group, and now I can open the selection on TV. Is there a crazier way than this?" Harley said excitedly.

"Hmph, I didn't know you were so passionate about superheroes!"

Killer Frost, sitting in the back row, couldn't help sneering.

"No!"

Harry screamed, "Not a superhero, but a supervillain, a supervillain team like Mr. J's Legion of Destruction, but..."

Harry thought for a while, "This world, Potato Curry 5... No, Earth 5, superheroes and supervillains don't seem to be the same, they can do bad things with swagger, I love Earth 5! "

“Like I love green potato curry!”

Harry cheered.

"So...why do you want a supervillain team? Just to join your Mr. J's Destruction Legion? Or to prove you can start a supervillain group better than her?"

Captain Boomerang found Harry's thoughts strange and asked.

"Wow, that's a very interesting topic!"

Harry turned around suddenly, and the corners of his mouth widened, "I was once told that female supervillains have an invisible upper limit: that is, we can't be too strong, otherwise people won't tolerate us!"

"Oh! That sounds crazy doesn't it?"

Halle stuck her head out the window. "So I decided to break this crazy-sounding rule!"

"What?"

Killer Frost showed a shocked expression, "Where did you hear about this rule?"

"Haven't you heard the story of the Queen of Fables?"

Harley put her head in front of Killer Frost again.

"A long, long time ago, in the eighties, there was a powerful witch, known as the Queen of Fables! She didn't want to be a vassal of male super villains. So she decided to use her powerful magic to bring back the fairy tale characters in her books, Raise an evil army in Gotham!"

"The Three Little Pigs, Granny Wolf, Little Red Riding Hood... Bula Bula, they're all cute little things, but..."

Harry paused. "These little things will eat you cruelly, like eating cherries on a pudding dessert."

"By the way, where did I say?"

Harry shook his hat and asked Killer Frost.

"Fairytale characters come back to life!"

Killer Frost rolled her eyes at her.

"Yeah, and then there are the superheroes!"

"Batman smashed the gingerbread villain in two, Wonder Woman brutally ripped off the dragon's head, and Superman, who baked Alice's bunny into a delicious bunny with Heat Sight. Wow, That sounds bloody!"

"Come on, Superman won't do that."

Killer Frost made a dismissive comment on Harley's story.

"Hey! Why not be a quiet listener!"

Harley said dissatisfiedly: "Don't you know the hyperbole of literature? The truth is that the Queen of Fables was punished in an unprecedented way by Batman and other superheroes, and they locked her in a book!"

"Oh! Can you imagine?"

Harry let out a scream. "Instead of locking the Queen of Fables in Arkham like those bad boys, they sealed her in a book! Can you imagine?"

"Ok......"

Captain Boomerang nodded. "That sounds a little tragic."

Satisfied with Captain Boomerang's answer, Harley sat cross-legged in the passenger seat, blowing her loose locks of hair, and sighed, "A man who robs a bank is a master of crime. A woman robs a bank. Just crazy bitch!"

Speaking of the crazy bitch, she folded her arms in front of her chest like a chameleon, "think about it, male super villains can dress up as a shape-shifting penguin, but we women can't overshadow them. !"

"Oh! Think about the poor Queen of Fables! Sealed in a book~www.readwn.com~ She's really...depressed."

Harley made a motion of rubbing her fingers together with her right hand. "When I went to see her, she said: I'm going to the bathroom, okay, I'm urinating!"

Harley speaks very fast, so you can imagine how fast the fable queen's peeing moves.

Deadshot is dubious about the veracity of Harley's story.

What he said about this crazy neurotic woman is generally to extract useful information from it for analysis.

"So...you want to start a super criminal organization?" Deadshot asked.

"Of course, the first thing after the establishment, do you know what it is?"

"The volcano is hiding a nuclear bomb!"

Captain Boomerang tried to answer.

"No!"

Harry clenched his fists and shook his head, "Of course not, it's a personal vengeance battle to kill the Legion of Destruction in one fell swoop!"

"OK..." Killer Frost sighed, "As expected, it's still a story that the Joker has to tell. Comeon, can't it unfold a little differently?"

Just as Harry was chattering, the car drove to the mansion of Gaoke Tieqi.

Time has also entered the night.

The sun had completely set, and the dark night completely enveloped this uninhabited mansion.

Harley Quinn hummed and jumped out of the car.

"Quiet!"

The dead shooter looked at the mansion standing in the dark and signaled to the others not to make a sound.

"What? What did you find?"

Captain Boomerang pulled out his bouncy boomerang, and his expression became tense.

"Someone broke into our makeshift base."

Death Shot pointed at the metal fence and iron gate, "There are unfamiliar footprints here!"