My Superhero Can’t Be This Jerk

The host clutched his throat and fell to the ground twitching.

A green, acidic mist spread from the stage to the surroundings.

The audience under the stage was stunned when they saw the host's tragic urging to the ground.

When the green poisonous fog filled the stage, they woke up like a dream, screamed, and fled in all directions.

Pushing, stomping, screaming at each other, it became a mess.

Xingguang couldn't react, and by the time she reacted, the audience had already exited most of the stage in screaming and panic.

As a superhero who maintains order, Starlight certainly won't let Harley Quinn continue to mess around.

She dodged and jumped onto the stage.

"Enough! Stop!"

A pale yellow shock wave emanated from Xingguang's hand, and Harley Quinn on the stage charged away.

"Ahaha~!"

Harley let out a high-pitched laugh, jumped up, and rolled over in the air, dodging the shockwave of the starlight.

With his feet on the wooden box, staring at the starlight with innocent eyes, "I think the magic I perform is cool! As a mentor, shouldn't you give me a 'Yes'? So I can advance to the next round. ."

Starlight looked at Harley's innocent eyes, a little confused whether the woman really wanted to perform magic tricks, or did she deliberately make trouble.

"Whatever superpower you want to display, you shouldn't hurt anyone! You're under arrest!"

Xingguang still decided to control the opponent first.

"Ah oh..."

The two white **** of Halle's clown hat hung down, and she said frustratedly: "I still want to be a superhero! Just like when I was madly infatuated and wanted to join Mr. J's Destruction Army. You know, join Destruction Legion represents you being the super villain that everyone in Gotham fears! Just thinking about it, that feeling is crazy enough to make you want to scream!"

At the end of Harry's words, two hands were clasped together, and his expression was expectant and nervous, as if he was discussing which star's support club to join.

Starlight looked at the crazy Harry and felt that he couldn't handle it.

Destroy the Legion? Super badass?

Hello! We are selecting superheroes to eliminate violence, not super villains!

"I'm sick of this crazy woman! Hey, Bitchi, I'm going to take your clothes off and hang them on the Fifth Avenue flagpole! Let everyone see if your **** looks like your mouth too Just keep shaking!"

Storm finally couldn't take the mad woman anymore and jumped onto the stage to attack Harley with vulgar language.

Harry snorted coldly, "You old and ugly 'disgraceful' woman, I'm going to bite your ears off!"

Harry turned into a little mad cat, holding a hammer that appeared in his hand at an unknown time, and jumped like a storm.

Naturally, the storm would not be merciful to her, and flashing lightning appeared in her hands.

Lightning beam fireworks emitting intense energy jumped in her hands.

"No..."

Starlight quickly stopped the storm, "You're going to destroy this building!"

Once the energy contained in the thunder and lightning in the hands of the storm is fully launched, it is estimated that the entire building will collapse directly.

Taking advantage of the chance that the storm was stopped, Harry dodged and jumped in front of the two of them.

"Ah ha ha!"

Harry's hammer swept towards the two of them.

The whistling sound pierced the air.

Storm pushed Starlight away and swung the thunder beam towards Harley Quinn.

But because of the interruption of the starlight, the power has been greatly reduced, and the accuracy has also been lost.

Lightning brushed past Harry's body, hitting a wall.

With a bang, the wall was destroyed by blue lightning and a large hole was formed.

Smoke and dust spread from the crumbling walls.

Gravel and dirt bounced off the stage.

On the other side of the wall, it appears to be an office.

When Yu ** reached the opposite side, the people inside screamed in horror and fled in all directions with their heads in their hands.

Because of dodging the lightning beam attack, Harley lost her balance in the air and slammed to the ground screaming.

With her head down and her legs up, she was lying on the floor in a four-legged motion.

"Sorry—"

Harry shouted to the two of them in a muffled voice: "I thought my landing position would be cooler!"

"Fake!"

Storm glared at Starlight fiercely, and gathered lightning again in his hands, walking towards Harry.

......

AC TV building, back kitchen.

The riots in the studio didn't affect it in the slightest.

The chefs in white uniforms are cooking delicious food in full swing.

Helpers in blue coats pushed dining carts, transporting plates and groceries back and forth.

A "chef" in a chef's hat and a white uniform walked up to a chef who was concentrating on chopping vegetables, and took a metal spoon placed next to him.

Doing the same, he quickly collected a large handful of metal spoons.

Before the others were paying attention, he walked to a corner away from the console.

There is a microwave in this corner.

The "chef" turned on the microwave and put all the metal spoons in it.

Then closed the lid of the microwave, set the time, and left here quickly.

The metal spoon was microwaved and quickly deformed.

The rising heat forms water vapour and creates high pressure.

The metal absorbs the microwaves, causing the electrons to oscillate, and the inside of the microwave produces a flickering spark.

Under the dual action of high voltage and strong current~www.readwn.com~ in less than two minutes, the microwave oven exploded because it could not bear it!

boom!

A ball of fire burst out with dazzling rays of light, rushing towards the surroundings.

The chefs who were busy cutting vegetables were immediately shaken and fell to the ground.

With the explosion in the kitchen operating room, the power supply system on the floor was destroyed.

The associated studio lighting system was also damaged and shut down.

Outside the door, the "chef" who heard the explosion shrugged his shoulders slightly, took off his chef's hat, and revealed his true face.

This is not the real chef, but the "Black Spider" of Suicide Squad pretending to be.

After the explosion, the "Black Spider" used the radio to notify the other members of the team: "It's time to act!"

In the studio, Starlight and Harley are confronted.

Suddenly a loud explosion was heard.

It seems to have come from downstairs.

The floor shook slightly from the shock.

"Fake! What happened again?"

The storm was preparing to teach Harley a lesson, but she didn't expect a new change, which made her feel even worse!

However, the worse was still behind. After the explosion, all the lights in the room went out in an instant.

The eyes of Xingguang and Storm were pitch black, and nothing could be seen.

"Wow!"

Harry let out a burst of laughter, "I love the night!"

Bang bang bang!

In the darkness, a gunshot suddenly sounded!

Unprepared, Xingguang was hit in the chest, screamed in pain, and fell to the ground.

The storm had been prepared for a long time, and she was caught by the moment the bullet popped out of the chamber.

A dodge, dodged the large-caliber bullet.

Lightning surrounds her body, giving her the power of lightning - flight and powerful cockroaches.

call!

The storm was flying fast towards the place where the gunshots came from.