My Stand-in is Steve

Chapter 662 The golden toilet may be late, but it will never be absent

 After seeing Fang Mo, Charles' facial expressions were also extremely rich.

He had been teaching children before and had not received any notification from Storm. At this moment, he was caught off guard when he saw Fang Mo, and he froze in place for an instant.

Memories that had been buried for a long time came flooding back, as if they were about to swallow him up.

He thought of Mystique Raven, of Magneto Eric, and of the first battle with everyone, all of which seemed to be still vivid in his mind.

 It’s a pity that it was decades ago...

 At that time, Charles was still an ambitious young man.

Today, although he still adheres to his ideals, his body is getting old. After all, too many things have happened in the past few decades, so much that Charles has almost forgotten Fang Mo.

 “You are back...”

 After a long silence, Charles finally said in a complicated tone.

However, unlike the other party's sigh, Fang Mo rushed over to Charles immediately after seeing him, staring at him while admiring and marveling at him.

 “Tsk, tsk, these years are really a butcher’s knife.”

Fang Mo couldn't help but said: "What a good James McAvoy, how long ago, and he was directly destroyed by time and turned into Patrick Stewart... He is also old and bald, hey."

 “You haven’t changed at all.”

Hearing this, Charles suddenly felt a splitting headache that he hadn't seen for a long time: "I still like to say things like this that others can't understand."

“Hey, actually I haven’t changed at all.”

Fang Mo chuckled and waved his hand: "It's just that compared to you, my changes are not that obvious. You have changed a lot in these years. If you hadn't been bald... I thought I saw Hawking today. It’s over.”

"you…"

"Oh, right."

Before Charles could finish speaking, Fang Mo suddenly patted his head as if he had thought of something, and then reached behind his hand to pick it up: "I almost forgot about this thing, just wait a moment."

 It didn’t take long.

Fang Mo suddenly pulled his hand back.

 But this time, he was actually holding a shiny golden object in his hand.

As soon as Fang Mo let go, the thing fell directly to the ground with a loud bang. The whole room trembled suddenly. At the same time, the floor was completely cracked, and almost half of the thing was deeply penetrated. Embedded in the ground.

 Charles took a closer look.

Discovered that the thing turned out to be an exquisite toilet.

 Yes, this thing is a toilet, and it is also a toilet made of pure gold.

The toilet seat is inlaid with all kinds of precious gems, such as emeralds, diamonds, rubies, agates, jade, lapis lazuli, densely inlaid in a whole circle. Just looking at it makes your **** feel numb, and the toilet seat There is also a big 'X' pattern engraved on it.

 And beyond that.

There are even four suspicious pots under the toilet.

 “Dang, Dang, Dang!”

As if offering a treasure, Fang Mo pointed both hands at the golden toilet and said, "Haha, you never expected it, I made your golden toilet!"

　　　…”

Even though Charles is now much calmer due to his old age, his eyes are still dark at this moment.

 “Come, come, let me give you a detailed introduction.”

Fang Mo looked very excited and pushed Charles' wheelchair to the toilet: "Look, the first thing is the material of this wheelchair... made of pure 24K gold, which is very suitable for your noble status as Professor X." Such elegant temperament!”

 “No, you wait first...”

“Then there’s the logo on the toilet lid. I remember your logo should be this, right?”

Before Charles could speak, Fang Mo interrupted him again. He patted the toilet lid and said, "Oh, by the way, there is also the water tank of this toilet. I have piled a small beacon in it. Theory As long as you sit on it, your mental power will be infinitely enhanced."

 “And this water pumping device.”

“There is also a hot spring dagger in the water tank that can create unlimited water. As for the drain outlet, I put a black hole magatama. You can pull it as you like, and the stuff that goes down will be automatically discharged into the void..."

“Of course the most important thing is these four wheels.”

"This wheel is made of cobalt blue. I also specially painted it with red stone and cracked the popping chorus fruit. Theoretically, its speed can even reach 120 miles per hour... Yes, you heard it right. This thing can not only pull Shit, you can even use it as a wheelchair!"

　　After saying this, Fang Mo put his hands on his hips with a proud face and asked: "How is it! Are you awesome?"

 “Something very powerful.”

 Charles rubbed his temples tiredly and took a deep breath to keep his blood pressure from getting too high: "Don't do it again next time."

 “Come on, sit down and try it first.”

Fang Mo did not answer, but eagerly greeted the other party.

"…What did you say?"

 Charles looked up in astonishment.

"I'll let you try it." Fang Mo looked at Charles strangely: "I finally made the golden toilet for you, but you don't even give me face?"

 “Fang…Fang Mo…”

Charles tried hard to recall the other person's real name: "You have to know, this is the living room, and no one will go to the toilet in the living room."

 “No, no, no, I don’t think so.”

Fang Mo shook his head when he heard this, and then suddenly encouraged him with a positive look on his face: "You are Professor X, be more confident, you should do whatever the **** you want!"

“But I really don’t want to do this…”

 Charles put his head on his head as he had a headache.

"When people eat, they poop. This is a natural thing, okay?" Fang Mo urged again: "Hurry up, or you will **** in your pockets soon..."

 “Okay, let’s change the topic, shall we?”

Charles couldn't bear it any longer. He didn't expect that Fang Mo had not aged after so many years, but had become more troublesome, so he quickly changed the topic: "Tell me something that interests me more. I remember you once You said you would cure my leg, so I have been waiting for you for decades..."

“Perhaps it would be better if you sat on the golden toilet and stretched your legs?”

Fang Mo spread his hands after hearing this.

"You don't even believe this yourself." Charles sighed after hearing this: "But to be honest, I did wait for you for a long time with fantasy. During that time... I guess I must have been very embarrassed."

 “I can probably guess what kind of person you are.”

Fang Mo also laughed when he heard this. He had seen that scene in the original work of Days of Future Past. The other party was really depressed at the time. He drank and took drugs all day long, otherwise he would not have become Alzheimer's disease later.

"I was going crazy trying to find you." Charles lowered his head and seemed to be caught up in that unbearable memory: "I even ignored other people's obstruction and used the brainwave amplifier countless times. I searched all over the world again and again, but in the end I still couldn’t find you.”

 “Good guy…if I didn’t know better, I’d think you were just looking for your first love here.”

Fang Mo couldn't help but complain.

“Actually, everyone was very disappointed with me at that time, and many people chose to leave me.”

However, Charles ignored these and just continued to talk to himself: "But later I found the answer in Logan's brain. It turns out that you are a **** who travels in various worlds, and you have gone to other worlds... Although I also had some speculations, but I was still shocked when I learned the truth.”

 “You are really stubborn.”

Fang Mo frowned.

"Haha, indeed." Charles smiled faintly, acquiescing to Fang Mo's ridicule: "A lot of things happened after that, and it took a long time for me to get out of this incident."

“I thought about it for a long time and finally realized where my flaws are.”

"It's not my legs that I should care about...My suffering is nothing compared to what other mutants are suffering, but I am able to save them. This is my duty, my mission."

A kind smile appeared on Charles's face: "So I picked myself up again, even though many of my friends have left me, Raven, Alex, Sean... but I still founded this school and tried to Bringing the relationship between humans and mutants closer, and working hard to make everything better, of course, including myself."

 “Is that so?”

Fang Mo also laughed when he heard this: "It seems that you have grown up."

 “Yes, just as you said.”

Charles nodded and sighed: "Although the price is a bit high, growth... itself has to pay a price."

After hearing what Charles said, Fang Mo had actually made up his mind. Yes, when he left the X-Men world, he did say that after Charles learned to grow up, he would come back to cure him, and Now it looks like the time has come to deliver on that promise.

However, Fang Mo was thinking about this.

But Charles didn’t know, so he soon talked about other topics.

 “By the way, Fang Mo.”

  Charles thought for a moment, and then asked, "I heard from Logan that the purpose of your trip... is to witness different scenery to please yourself, is that right?"

"Absolutely." Fang Mo nodded casually: "What's wrong?"

“Then why are you coming back now?”

Charles' expression became slightly more serious: "I know you seem to have the ability to predict the future, so are you coming back this time for Eric? The last time you appeared was because Sebastian wanted to destroy the entire world, and This time...is it true that Eric is planning something?"

"ah?"

 Hearing Charles' question, Fang Mo was also stunned for a moment.

"Is it related to that girl?" Charles asked again: "I received the news that Eric seems to be eyeing the mutant girl named Anna Marie."

 “Oh, you said this.”

Hearing what Charles said, Fang Mo also reacted: "That's true, your little Jew has started to commit suicide again."

 “What the **** is little Juwu?”

Even though Charles was much calmer, he was still a little overwhelmed by Fang Mo's hellish words: "Why can you always communicate with us in a language we can't understand? What you said was obviously English, but You and You actually It’s the same pronunciation…how is this possible?”

"Um?"

Hearing what Charles said, Fang Mo also glanced at him in surprise: "Dacha, your telepathic ability is so good...can you already sense my memetic contamination?"

　　Of course it’s memetic pollution.

  But Fang Mo is actually referring to his own ability to Chinese-language modules.

As one of the functional modules, the Chinese module is naturally extremely powerful. You must know that Fang Mo’s academic performance is very poor and he does not know any foreign language.

But this weird Chinese module... It's so ridiculous that it can translate any language without distinction, even languages ​​other than humans, such as the alien gods in the world of Cthulhu, and some intelligent beasts ,monster.

  And what’s even scarier than ordinary translation ability is…

It can even translate memes.

Let’s take Fang Mo’s favorite homophonic meme as an example. Previously, Uncle Wolf hit a tree with his car. Fang Mo clearly meant vertical, but in English, vertical and tree are two completely different words. , the pronunciation is also completely different.

 But Uncle Lang strangely thought that the vertical tree was a tree.

 This is no longer a translation, but a kind of forced mental pollution.

 It will distort everyone's cognition and forcibly Chineseize their mother tongue, and these people themselves are completely unaware of this, and they all think that Fang Mo is communicating with them in his mother tongue.

 Japanese comic characters will think that Fang Mo is speaking Japanese.

American comic characters will think that Fang Mo has fluent English.

Even Poch, Shoggoth, and little loser will think that their master is particularly good at cat/dog barking and the like.

And the most outrageous thing is that this Chinese version is not just about sound. If Fang Mo wants, he can even express his thoughts in subtitles/text, and no one can realize the problem.

For example, when someone asked Fang Mo what he was reading, he said that he was reading xi, you, and ji from the Four Great Classics. But if he wanted to, then this sentence would be expressed through subtitles/text, that is, Fang Mo Mo said that he was reading Xi You Ji among the Four Great Classics.

Then assuming that Nick Fury hears Fang Mo's answer, he will definitely complain immediately.

Which country’s four major masterpieces are these from?

Even so, this strange translation will not make Nick Fury feel strange, just like some kind of spiritual suggestion. He will think that it is normal and nothing worth studying.

To be honest, Fang Mo is already used to the convenience brought by this Chinese module.

It's just that what he didn't expect was.

 Charles could actually sense something was wrong.

“As expected of a man who is about to sit on the golden toilet, your insight is truly amazing.” Fang Mo gave Charles a thumbs up: “Here, I’ll give you a 6.”

“I can’t pass the test with the toilet closed, right?”

Charles sighed helplessly: "Can we talk about business first? What is Eric planning?"

 “Oh, that guy researched a machine.”

Fang Mo shrugged. He had always been indifferent to spoilers: "That machine can extract..."

However, just in the middle of saying this, there was a sudden knock on the door, and then a woman with burgundy hair walked in from the outside and said a little anxiously: "Professor There’s a big fuss outside!”

 “Qin, you...”

　　Charles thought secretly when he saw this scene.

However, just as he thought, when Fang Mo heard that Logan woke up, his key words suddenly stopped and he turned to look at the woman.

 “What! You said my Uncle Wolf is awake?”

 (End of this chapter)