My Stand-in is Steve

 “Come on, Bruce, I believe you can do it.”

Fang Mo’s voice seems to have a magical power that always makes people feel courageous.

Sure... dogs will work too.

The little loser was still a little unsure at first, but after hearing this sentence, a complex emotion suddenly surged out of his heart.

I saw it lowering its head and glanced at the scarf that fell on the ground, and then looked at the enemy who was gradually moving away.

As if he had made up his mind, cheems slowly closed his eyes and put a front paw on the knife. Unprecedented strength instantly poured into his body.

 Follow.

 An unprecedented roar filled the sky.

The little Shiba Inu, who was originally timid and weak, turned into a mysterious creature with a dog's head without any warning.

It was a super Shiba with strong inverted triangle muscles all over its body... It stood on its legs like a human. If I had to say it, it looked a bit like the captain of the 7th division of Bleach, Zuozhen Komamura, but it was even better. It was stronger and more powerful, and an unprecedented confidence was revealed from its dog head.

I saw this guy raising his paws.

 Its fleshy pads attract the handle of the knife to it as if it has suction.

  Then cheems looked at the enemy in front, and suddenly made a gesture of drawing his sword in front of him.

The next second, its figure disappeared instantly and appeared in front of the tree frog man not far away. Then it turned its back to him and slowly began to put away the knife.

The tree frog man here didn't even realize what was going on. He was about to attack the weird-looking thing in front of him, but in the next second, cheems just took the knife completely back into the sheath. There was a 'ding' sound, and there was a flash of light and shadow of the sword. With a roar, the two rows of trees behind the tree frog man were broken into two pieces.

　　　…”

The tree frog man seemed to want to say something else.

 But his vision suddenly spun uncontrollably.

 The last scene when he lost consciousness was to see his headless body standing not far away.

"Varied…"

When the little naughty boy saw this, his eyes widened in shock.

However, before she could say anything, Fang Mo's voice came from the distance, clapping his hands: "Okay! Well done Bruce! I knew you could do it!"

 “Woof!”

 Hearing this, cheems here also turned his head and shouted happily to Fang Mo.

 After saying hello to his master, he did not forget the little naughty man in front of him. At this moment, the mischievous man had fallen to the ground out of fear and was looking at him in shock.

So it simply stretched out its paw and handed it to the little naughty boy.

"…Why?"

 The little naughty boy was a little confused when he saw this.

To be honest, she couldn't quite understand what was happening in front of her. Suddenly a group of people appeared and wanted to kidnap her, and then a dog suddenly transformed and came to the rescue. What the **** was this?

 Even if it is explained in terms of mutants.

The little naughty boy didn’t even know how to resolve this matter.

 So is this a fairy tale...or is it just a dream?

Thinking of this, the little naughty girl subconsciously turned her head and glanced at Fang Mo, who was not far away. Yes, at this moment, she suddenly remembered what the other person said. Could this guy really be Jesus? Or is he the **** of mutants, specializing in saving mutants from dire straits?

 How else can we explain all this?

A dog saved itself from a toad man with a samurai sword?

Just want to think about it.

 Little Naughty was still very moved inside.

After all, she was just a child who had run away from home. Worried that her identity as a mutant would be exposed, she was cautious along the way, and her spirit was almost stretched to the limit.

 It is not easy to meet a guy who is kind to me now.

Even if it’s just a dog, Naughty is already very happy. After all, she herself is a despised monster.

After thinking about this, the little naughty looked at the opponent's outstretched paw, and finally showed a heartfelt smile. He also stretched out a hand and said in a sincere tone: "Thank you, dog." son…"

 The only thing that neither of them expected was.

 Just after cheems reached out and pulled the little naughty boy.

The muscular Chai Chai who was so cool and handsome suddenly disappeared with a bang, and was replaced by the cowardly and weak dog from before.

 Then the whole dog seemed to be electrocuted, trembling and whimpering.

"Eh?"

Little Naughty was stunned for a moment when she saw this, but soon she retracted her hand like an electric shock: "Ah! Yes... I'm sorry!"

　　　…”

 Gouzi didn't say anything, he just sat on the ground with a sad face and started to cry.

"I'm sorry, it's all my fault." The little naughty guy said a little at a loss: "I do this whenever I meet someone else. I thought you were a dog so it was okay. I...I'm really sorry."

　　　…”

 Hearing this, the grievance on Gouzi's face seemed to become more obvious.

 And this time is not far away.

Fang Mo, who witnessed all this, finally withdrew his gaze.

 As for the performance of the little loser cheems...Fang Mo is quite satisfied to be honest.

 Judging from the fact that the opponent can transform into a muscular doge, the opponent probably inherited some of the characteristics strengthened by doge coins... But its current state made Fang Mo even more confused about the knife.

Fang Mo’s original intention of making this samurai sword was just to get a dog cage for Pochi.

It's just that when he was making it, he suddenly added a bunch of new features, such as DOGE currency enhancement, life enchantment, etc. These were all things that Fang Mo was very curious about and wanted to Realize it and see the effect.

 But for now.

Fang Mo suspected that these characteristics seemed to conflict with enchantment.

  After all, this little good-for-nothing cheems has been following me and being reasonable for a while.

Normally, as a summoned object, it should have disappeared by now, but the current situation is... not only did this thing not disappear, it even turned into a phenomenal ghost star. This is completely different from the description on the Dogecoin enhancement. Okay?

What's more, Fang Mo didn't see this so-called life enchantment at all.

To sum up, Fang Mo suspects that the life enchantment and the dogecoin enhancement may have been combined, and then some weird BUG appeared after being realized.

Of course you have to say it is a characteristic...

 “Forget it, let’s test it alone when we have the opportunity in the future.”

 Shaked his head, Fang Mo no longer paid attention to that side, but lifted up the huge log under his feet and threw it aside.

The heavy wooden pile was lifted up, naturally revealing the saber-toothed tiger below. I have to say that this guy is indeed a bit ridiculously strong. Such a heavy wooden pile was directly rounded and hit on him, and he didn't even die.

But although he is still alive.

 But it was obvious that he was also seriously injured.

After seeing Fang Mo at this moment, the saber-toothed tiger originally wanted to struggle to stand up, but in the end he could only spit out a mouthful of blood, and then fell down weakly.

 “Well, let me ask you something.”

Looking at the saber-toothed tiger lying on the ground, Fang Mo also tried to ask: "...can you speak?"

　　　…”

However, the saber-toothed tiger did not speak, and just stared at Fang Mo in front of him with a fierce look.

“No, what do you mean by that look in your eyes?”

Fang Mo was very happy when he saw this: "Brother, you are a saber-toothed tiger, not an East Baihu... why are you pretending to be a tiger brother with me? What, you also want to become a tyrant on Shenyang Street?"

"Roar!"

Sabre-toothed tiger couldn't understand, but that didn't stop him from roaring: "I'll kill you!"

“Then I’ll punch you in the face first…”

Fang Mo raised his hand when he heard this, intending to tease the saber-toothed tiger again, but just then, a sudden gust of wind hit him, followed by a voice: "Stop!"

"ah?"

Fang Mo turned his head when he heard this.

I found two strange guys appearing not far away.

The people who came were a man and a woman, wearing dark leather tight-fitting uniforms. The woman among them had dark skin, a beautiful face, and hair as white as snow, while the man on the other side was dressed even more strangely, with his hair He actually brought something like a night vision goggle.

"Stop."

The person speaking was the woman here, and she said to Fang Mo in a hurried tone: "Please don't kill anyone!"

"Oh, it's you." After observing carefully, Fang Mo quickly recognized the identities of these two people.

The dark-skinned woman who just spoke seems to be Storm from the X-Men. Her ability is to control the weather to a certain extent.

The man on the other side is also a member of the X-Men. He seems to be called Cyclops. His ability is similar to that of Superman. He can shoot lasers from his eyes... except that this guy's ability is uncontrollable, which means that he only needs to open his eyes. If you open your eyes, you will shoot wildly and eventually die of collapse.

 That's why he brought something like a night vision goggle.

That thing is actually a power regulator. During normal battles, he would adjust the power and then defeat the enemy with his eyes.

 “You know us?”

Seeing Fang Mo's reaction, the Cyclops here seemed to hesitate.

"Roughly the same."

Fang Mo waved his hand cheerfully: "Actually, we don't know each other very well, but I have been in contact with your boss, Charles, for a while. By the way, is he still in a wheelchair?"

“Professor X has always been in a wheelchair.”

This time it was Storm who spoke, and she looked obviously a little confused: "Can I ask for your name? I'm sorry, but this matter may involve a crisis for humans and mutants... If you are We must find a way to verify what my professor friend said.”

 “Oh, no problem.”

Fang Mo seemed to be very talkative. He spread his hands and said, "You can call me Jesus."

　　　…”

 Storm and Cyclops fell silent at the same time.

 “Are they really the enemy?”

 After being silent for a while, Cyclops couldn't help it anymore and raised his hand to hold down his laser glasses. Of course, he didn't attack directly, he just locked Fang Mo to prevent him from suddenly violently attacking.

 “I am really Jesus.”

Seeing this, Fang Mo raised his forehead helplessly: "Then let's do it... Is it okay if I ask you a question?"

"what is the problem?"

 The two looked at each other, although it was a little strange, they still agreed.

"It's like this. Once upon a time, there was a beautiful and gentle girl. She neither went to nightclubs nor chased stars. She didn't read the little red book on Weibo. She never made trouble unreasonably. She didn't become a fan and didn't box. She was not a Fu Di Mo. She even knew how to do it. Cook."

"Then one day she fell in love with a very poor wage earner. Because of her deep love, she worked with the boy from nine to five every day. The two bought a house, helped each other, got married and started a family, and together they raised a well-behaved and obedient child. There was no illness or accident in the child, no betrayal or cheating, and no capital or oppression. The two of them lived happily until they were 100 years old, and finally finished their lives together without regrets."

 Speaking of this, Fang Mo suddenly and slowly raised a finger.

“Then the question comes.” Fang Mo suddenly asked: “Do you believe the love story I just told...or do you believe that I am Jesus?”

　　　…”

  Neither of them knew what to say after hearing this.

This matter should be left alone in the United States, unless a person has a gun in his head to think so.

 “Your metaphor is a bit too extreme.”

 In the end, Storm couldn't help but complain: "Even if I don't want to believe the first story... but it's too much for you to say that you are Jesus?"

 “Then I don’t want this title either.”

Fang Mo immediately spread his hands when he heard this: "But this title was given to me by Ruiwen back then...Who knows what she was thinking back then."

"Wait, Raven?" However, after hearing this, the Cyclops next to him suddenly became more vigilant: "Are you talking about Mystique? You are indeed in the same group as Magneto, don't do anything to the girl over there. What’s wrong with you, I’m already targeting you!”

“You can’t break my defense, so what’s the use of aiming at me?”

Fang Mo raised his forehead helplessly again: "What's more, I'm not from Eric's side, forget it... I'm too lazy to explain to you, I'd better tell your master in person, little black girl, do you have Charles's phone number? "

"it's here."

 Storm was relatively calm. After thinking about it, she took out a mobile phone and handed it to Fang Mo.

However, the Cyclops on the other side was a little unconvinced when he heard Fang Mo say that he couldn't break through the defense. He frowned and took a step forward: "...What did you just say?"

 “What are you doing, gesticulating?”

Fang Mo was amused and raised his eyebrows at him.

"I won't take action without permission." Cyclops said, suppressing his annoyance, "But I can tell you, my attack can even shoot through a mountain."

 “Come on, come on, **** in my mouth.”

Fang Mo heard this and said directly: "I really don't believe this..."

 Just halfway through saying this, the saber-toothed tiger lying on the ground suddenly stood up.

Yes, this guy seems to have a strong regeneration ability. He just lay on the ground and pretended to be dead for a while to recover. Now he found the right moment and was ready to escape. Now that he was sure that he couldn't beat Fang Mo, he headed directly towards the bushes in the distance regardless of everything. Cong rushed over.

"not good!"

Upon seeing this, Cyclops immediately shifted his gaze and shot out a laser.

The beam of light, as bright as a ruby, flew out instantly and hit the saber-toothed tiger on the back.

The saber-toothed tiger screamed in pain, but with the help of this force, he escaped faster. In just the blink of an eye, he disappeared into the snow and wind.

"…That's it?"

After seeing the performance of Cyclops, Fang Mo suddenly became angry: "That's it? Can it shoot through a mountain?"

"I have adjusted the power!" Cyclops immediately became anxious after hearing this: "Professor X told us that no one has the right to take human life!"

 “Alright Scott.”

At this moment, Storm here gave some advice, and then handed the phone to Fang Mo: "Then...Mr. Jesus, since you said you know the professor, please confirm it yourself."

"okay."

Fang Mo took the call smoothly. The other party had already pressed the dial button, so he waited patiently.

Just after a while, the call on the other side was not connected for a long time, so Fang Mo handed the phone back again: "Are you okay, girl? Why doesn't Charles answer the phone?"

"this…"

Storm took the phone and checked it, and found that no one answered it: "Maybe Professor X is busy with other things."

“Forget it, just take me to his manor.”

Fang Mo was a little annoyed when he heard this, so he spoke directly and waved to the little naughty man not far away: "Come here, come here."

"What's wrong?"

Since he had just been rescued, the little naughty boy was quite easy to talk to, so he walked over and asked curiously.

"Oh, that's right." Fang Mo raised his hand and pointed at the two of them and said, "The two of them are dedicated to charity. There is a man named Charles who specializes in taking in homeless mutants. He is an old acquaintance of mine. , I plan to take you there to stay for a while first, do you have any objections?"

"I have no opinion."

The little naughty boy shook his head. If he had any opinions, it would be good to have a place to stay.

 “Okay, let’s set off.”

Fang Mo nodded, and then looked at the two people here: "Why are you still standing there? Let's go."

"you…"

Cyclops wanted to say something when he saw this, but Storm next to him stopped him: "Scott, isn't our mission just to take that girl back? Now that the mission has been completed, the rest is left to the professor. Let’s solve it, I believe he will find a solution.”

　　　…”

Hearing what Storm said, Cyclops thought for a while and said nothing more.

Since the X-Men all fly planes when performing missions, it didn’t take long for Fang Mo and Little Naughty to get on the plane smoothly, as well as the unconscious Logan.

It was only then that Fang Mo noticed.

 It turns out that the area I was just in is the Alberta side of Canada.

In short, with the help of the black-tech fighter plane, it didn't take long for the few of them to return to Charles's manor... But now it was called Xavier School for Gifted Youngsters. Fang Mo looked down in the cabin and found that the manor seemed like It has been renovated, and the changes are quite obvious from the last time I came here.

 Of course it is much more lively than before.

 There are children chasing and playing everywhere.

Seeing this familiar environment, Fang Mo couldn't help but recall various previous experiences in his mind. When he was young, Charles, Eric, Raven, and Hank, a feeling of remembering the past arose spontaneously.

At that time, Fang Mo had just awakened the Steve substitute, but in the blink of an eye, such a long time had passed.

But it didn't give Fang Mo much time to recall. The plane landed quickly, and the group left the plane and went to the academy. After settling Logan, who had been unconscious, Fang Mo finally got his wish. old friend…

 That’s old Charles here.