My Stand-in is Steve

Chapter 621: There is no need to go to the association this time, just watch my operation.

 “Oh, that’s too polite of you.”

Due to the enthusiasm of the Venerable Shit, Fang Mo had no choice but to accept the gift from the other party, and then bowed his head to open it while thanking him: "I just resurrected you once, it's no big deal..."

 This is just half of what I said.

 Suddenly a vest fell out of the gift box.

　　　…”

Fang Mo stared at the pure black vest on the ground and couldn't help but fall into deep thought.

I have to say that this vest is indeed very exquisitely made. The pure black fabric is very delicate, and there is a circle of gold thread sewn on the edge. There is even a golden circular embroidery on the chest, which can be seen. The makers really put a lot of thought into it.

 But the problem is…

 Why is the gift a vest?

Fang Mo glanced at the vest on the ground, and then at the vest leader who stood proudly with his chest raised...as if he was waiting for him to praise him. He really didn't know what to say.

"Yes, Not Bad."

After thinking about it for a while, Fang Mo finally held back and said: "As expected of Venerable Shit... Your gift is very good, so I will accept it with gratitude."

"of course."

The Venerable Vest was really happy when he heard that, and nodded repeatedly: "Mr. Father, you are a life-saving grace to me. I have worked hard to make this vest. It is a super vest with 1000% tightness... Just Even I have never worn such a high-end vest.”

 “Anyway, thank you very much.”

Fang Mo nodded, thinking of getting over the matter quickly: "By the way, dinner is almost ready, let's go out to eat first, right?"

"Not urgent."

The Vest Master shook his head expectantly: "Before dinner...why don't you try on this vest first?"

　　　…”

Hearing this, Fang Mo couldn't hold himself any longer.

 “What’s wrong?” Venerable Husband asked strangely when he saw this.

 “Is it too tight?”

Fang Mo glanced at the vest on the ground. To be honest, it was a bit small. It felt like a girl's sports bra. So he said with a wandering look: "This... shouldn't go in, right?"

 “This is a super tight fit.”

Hearing this, the Venerable Vest smiled confidently: "Don't worry, I made it specifically according to your figure. I can guarantee it with my personality. It will definitely be very comfortable after wearing it..."

"…Fine."

Considering the other party's obsession with the vest, Fang Mo felt that if he didn't wear this vest, he would definitely not leave. What's more, the other party's gift to him was considered a good intention. Thinking of this, Fang Mo also decided to give it a try.

With a thought, the ability to customize Steve was activated instantly, and Fang Mo's upper body clothes disappeared instantly.

The Venerable Master in the Vest was stunned when he saw this. He didn't understand how the other party's clothes disappeared.

However, Fang Mo ignored him.

 Instead, he directly opened the vest and put it on his head.

What surprised Fang Mo was that this vest was surprisingly comfortable to wear. Because it was made of tight-fitting fabric, it really highlighted the figure. Originally, the muscles on Fang Mo's body did not feel exaggerated, but after wearing it, it seemed Even the muscle lines have become much tougher, and the whole person's style has suddenly changed.

“Hmm, as expected of Mr. Father.”

Seeing this scene, Lord Vest also nodded with great appreciation: "Sure enough, this is the combat uniform you should wear. This vest matches you perfectly."

"I…"

Fang Mo opened his mouth to say something, but for a moment he didn't know what to say, so he could only look down at the vest on his body, and then he noticed the golden ring on his chest: "Speaking of which...this What does the golden circular embroidery mean?”

 “Oh, this is your teaching standard.”

Venerable Shirt explained: "Aren't you a priest of the Yuan Shen Cult? I originally wanted to customize a cross...but someone reminded me that your belief is not the Cross Religion, but the Yuan Shen Cult."

 “It’s not Yuan Shen, it’s Genshin!”

When Fang Mo heard this, he couldn't stand it anymore. He raised his forehead and said, "Brother, you should be clearer. If I give you 10,000 rough stones, you will thank me...but if I give you 10,000 round stones, you will only hit me." Okay?"

"…ah?"

Venerable Zhizi was obviously confused when he heard this: "Isn't it Yuan Shen?"

 “I’m afraid Xiaoyan will chase me and beat me.”

“Then…I’m so sorry.” The Venerable Master quickly put his hands together and apologized: “Well, you take it off first, and I’ll change it for you when I go back. I’m really sorry for insulting your faith.”

 “Hey, forget it, that’s it.”

Fang Mo waved his hand: "We Genshin Impact players are still very generous. You can cheat as much as you like. If you hurry up, I will lose."

 “How can this be done…”

The Venerable Master in the Vest obviously wanted to say something more, but the door was suddenly pushed open, and the little demon poked his head in from the outside: "Hey, Rubik's Cube, dinner is already served... Hmm? Why are you still wearing the vest?" "

 “A gift from His Holiness.”

Fang Mo showed it directly: "How is it? Does it look good?"

"It's not bad..." The little demon looked Fang Mo up and down, but soon focused his eyes on his chest: "But what does this circular pattern mean?"

 “Oh, this.”

Fang Mo patted the shoulder of the Venerable Vest and said: "The Venerable told me that this is an icon of faith."

"Belief?"

The little demon tilted his head and asked: "What faith?"

“When **** was crucified on the cross, there were two circular holes in his hands…”

 “Pfft…”

After hearing this, Xiaoyao didn't hold back. She turned her head and smiled, but soon she realized that there was an outsider like the Venerable Venerable. She coughed lightly and quickly returned to normal: "Okay, don't be poor. Dinner is already here." Get ready, let’s go out to eat.”

"okay."

Fang Mo also nodded when he heard this.

 In short, after the little demon came and caused some trouble, the matter passed smoothly.

It didn't take long for Fang Mo to drag the apologetic Venerable Waistcoat out to eat. In fact, due to the incident with the Pig God, Venerable Waistcoat originally planned to run away after delivering the gifts, but Because he himself made a mistake in teaching... Now he was a little embarrassed and left directly.

 In the courtyard of the current villa.

Axue has already set up the barbecue around the stove.

This is a quite large round table, with an oven hollowed out in the middle, and then surrounded by side dishes and ingredients, such as meat, vegetables, seafood, mushrooms, and equipment. The sauce looks unusually rich.

 The dinner party started soon.

Led by Fang Mo, plus the little demon next to him, Ashue, Gu Yi, and the rest were Jinos and several of his operators, as well as the Pig God and the Venerable Master from the Hero Association, several people gathered around. As we started eating at the table, the atmosphere was surprisingly harmonious.

 Just at the same time.

 It's not far opposite Fang Mo.

 The atmosphere at the other table, dominated by Saitama, was extremely tense.

Saitama, Fubuki, KING, Genos, Banggu, and Bangpu all looked at the hot pot on the table with their breaths closed, and everyone held their chopsticks in preparation for the meal.

 A terrifying aura seemed to be substantial, and they began to collide on the table.

 “Okay! It’s done!”

Suddenly a voice rang out, and everyone took action immediately. With a bang, KING was pushed out by several people and passed out.

 “Hey, hey! Wait for me first!”

 In the end, Saitama couldn't help shouting: "The soup in this pot has just boiled, right? Why are you trying to fight?"

"ah?"

Bump seemed to be stunned when he heard this: "Then...who just called it ripe?"

 “It’s the opposite side!”

Saitama shouted with a dark face.

"What?"

After hearing this, several people also turned their heads and looked to the other side, and it turned out to be like this. Fang Mo had just picked up two pieces of juicy barbecue from the stove, put one piece into A Xue's bowl, and handed the other piece to Xiaoyao, then subconsciously glanced in his direction.

 “I’m old and can’t see clearly.”

 Bump said something, and then threw the tofu directly back into the pot.

 “Don’t throw it back, you guy!!”

With Saitama's furious voice, the dinner officially began.

In the courtyard of the small villa, on the left is Saitama's hot pot set, and on the right is Fang Mo's barbecue set. The two sides do not disturb each other, but the atmosphere is exceptionally harmonious. For a while, the aroma still permeates the no-man's land of Z City. Opening up, there is some fireworks here after a long absence.

 Because this is a farewell dinner.

Fang Mo also subconsciously extended the meal.

Even to add to the fun, he even materialized a few bottles of wine from Steve's hand.

As we all know, once you drink alcohol during a meal, time flies by quickly, and a group of people even ate until late at night without realizing it.

With the help of alcohol, everyone who was originally a little restrained obviously relaxed a lot, especially the Venerable Venerable here. In fact, he has a relatively forthright and righteous character. According to Fang Mo, he is the East. Brother Bai and the like.

 After this meal, he immediately put his arm around Fang Mo's shoulders and started calling him brother.

Of course Fang Mo was not ambiguous either.

 Though he was not as drunk as the others.

But after all, the atmosphere was here, so he also performed a trick for everyone... that is, he asked the vest master to take off his vest, and then enchanted the opponent on the spot.

It is worth mentioning that the material of the vest of the Venerable Vest is really good. You must know that ordinary items cannot withstand too many enchantments. However, this inconspicuous little vest... Fang Mo actually directly attached Durability III, Strength V, and A protective IV.

Then this is serious.

After the Venerable Vest put on the vest again, he immediately felt infinite power surge into his heart, and his whole body seemed to be much straighter.

According to his own words, if a hungry wolf were in front of him now, he would be able to tear him apart with one hand.

Of course, Bang Gu next to him turned pale when he heard this, but Hungry Wolf did go a bit too far now, so he didn't say anything, just sighed silently, but Bang Pu next to him patted him on the shoulder. To show comfort.

 Just after this.

  There was a bit of a strange episode.

 As mentioned before, Fang Mo cannot get drunk. This has been tested in the X-Men world. His digital body does not have the setting of "drunk".

 But what surprised Fang Mo was.

 He was not drunk, but his partner was.

"What?"

Fang Mo was obviously stunned when he heard this: "You said she drank too much?"

 “Yes, Master.”

The person who spoke was Axue. She patted the little demon on the side and asked Fang Mo in a low voice: "Do you want me to send Madam back to her room to have a rest first?"

 “You wait first.”

Fang Mo raised his hand to stop the other party, and then looked up at his partner.

This little guy was lying on the table humming something softly at the moment. His little face was slightly hot, and he did look like he had drunk too much. But Fang Mo really didn't believe it. After all, you, a digital life, can still Drinking too much...is this too outrageous?

Thinking of this, Fang Mo also raised his hand and poked the other person.

"Get up, stop pretending." Fang Mo said directly: "Pretend I'm going to dig your machine with a pickaxe."

“Who dares to dig into my machine!?”

However, what Fang Mo didn't expect was that the other party sat up immediately after hearing these words, but his eyes were still confused and hazy, and he pursed his lips and said vaguely: "Naughty boy... it seems Right? Believe it or not, the nest blew up your house?"

 “Are you... really drunk?”

Fang Mo stared at the other person's face and looked at it, and he was a little unsure. It was too much like pretending, right?

 “Naughty child…bearish paper…”

The opponent's head lowered slightly, then suddenly straightened up again, shouting like a pangolin: "I...I'll blow you up!"

As soon as she finished speaking, Alex's figure appeared behind her. Then under Fang Mo's gaze, Alex turned around silently, and the items in her hand kept switching, and finally turned into a cube that looked like TNT. Suddenly it landed on the ground with a 'snap'.

 Then under Fang Mo’s gaze.

 The white light lit up, and the thing turned into a huge missile head.

 “Grass, little boy!”

Fang Mo exclaimed when he saw this, and then quickly activated his ability to stop, raised his hand to grab it, and instantly threw the missile head into his own dimension and space.

 It was only after Fang Mo transferred the nuclear warhead that he fully reacted.

This gadget is definitely not a show-off.

 She really drank too much.

Fang Mo thought about it and felt that this might have something to do with his subconscious.

Logically speaking, I was also a digital being at the beginning, so wasn’t it because Ashue was so cold that I ran straight to the toilet? I have never heard of anyone whose digital life would catch colds and diarrhea.

 So it may be that the other party subconsciously felt that he was not a good drinker, so he got drunk?

However, thinking about it, the top priority right now is to deal with this little guy first... Otherwise, what if we make a fuss for a while and this guy throws the Pearl of Final Hope out? Just because she can't remember the synthesis formula doesn't mean she can't remember it either.

"Why…"

 Sighed helplessly.

 Fang Mo took out a brick from behind his back.

"Forgive me, little demon, this is the last time..." Fang Mo muttered silently in the still space and time, and then he rounded the brick and smashed it at the back of the other person's head. Then the pause was lifted, and the little demon fell to the ground. There was no movement on the table.

 “Phew, done.”

 After dealing with his drunken and violent partner, Fang Mo also breathed a sigh of relief.

 Just because everything just happened in an instant, everyone didn't react much, and they looked at each other at this moment, feeling a little confused.

 “What happened just now?”

Fubuki, who was holding a bottle of sake, blinked and seemed not to understand the situation: "Mr. Father, did you say something just now?"

 “He said that he was a little boy.”

Gu Yi next to him said calmly.

"…ha?!"

Everyone was stunned when they heard this, especially the Venerable Master: "Wait a minute, Father, were you and the Child Emperor in the room just now..."

At this moment, Fang Mo also realized how the demon gods from other dimensions hated Ancient One.

But fortunately, no one knew the inside story. Fang Mo gave a little explanation. With his reputation as an S-class hero, he was able to get over this matter with a few words.

 Just after this.

Fang Mo, who was looking unhappy, also started to chase people out.

　　It was already midnight. Except for the Pig God, who could never have enough to eat, everyone else had almost eaten. Seeing that the hostess was too drunk, they wisely stood up and prepared to leave.

 Just when everyone was about to leave.

Banggu seemed to have remembered something, and suddenly grabbed Fang Mo.

"Father, brother, we are already friends, right?" Bangu pulled Fang Mo and said with blazing eyes: "Then can you answer me a question?"

 “Let’s just say it first, I have nothing to do with the little boy.”

Fang Mo was holding the little demon with one hand and covering his forehead with the other hand.

“Well...that’s not it.” Bang Gu pondered for a moment, but finally spoke: “When the staff of the association came over earlier, did they mention anything to you? Is there any news about hungry wolves?”

 “Oh, you said this.”

Fang Mo did not hide anything when he heard the words, and spoke directly: "They said that the hungry wolf has joined the Weird Association, and then there is a mole in the Heroes Association. The current plan is for everyone to raid the Weird Association in advance tomorrow, which means..."

 “Your apprentice will not survive tomorrow.”

 (End of this chapter)