My Stand-in is Steve

Chapter 620 It may be a bit outrageous to say, but I think the whole child

“So, you accidentally ate my food?”

Fang Mo was sitting at the dining table, looking at the bewildered super giant girl sitting across from him. He was completely puzzled: "No... that thing is made of iron. Brother, don't you have teeth?"

 “I’m sorry, I didn’t notice.”

 The giant girl in front of her lowered her head as if she had done something wrong: "I originally put the snacks on the table and was eating them while waiting for you to serve, but I accidentally took the wrong ones. I'm very sorry."

Fang Mo opened his mouth to complain, but after thinking for a long time, he had no idea what to say.

 In the end, he could only wipe his face sadly.

　　Yes, even Fang Mo himself didn't expect that he just went out to chat with the association's liaison officer for a few words, but then there would be such a big mess in the room.

The eight-foot-girl-like guy in front of him is not a weirdo, but the Pig God who mistakenly swallowed the core of effeminate form. Yes, it is the Pig God. This S-class hero who has no sense of existence in the original work, at first glance He's like a super fat nerd whose fighting style depends entirely on swallowing... Just like that Kunkun web game, he opens his mouth at the beginning and upgrades entirely by swallowing.

However, now that she has swallowed the sissy core, she has transformed into a woman nearly three meters tall.

However, this woman was surprisingly pretty. She had long black hair, a white skirt, and something like a straw hat on her head. Of course, her figure was also very ridiculous. Fang Mo looked up and found that he was only I can use four words to describe this product, that is Azur Lane.

 Especially when she was sitting next to the Tong Emperor, the contrast between the older and the younger was even more exaggerated.

Fang Mo looked at the Pig God and then at the Child Emperor. A lot of weird pictures came to his mind in an instant. In the end, even he couldn't stand himself anymore and could only shake his head hard twice. .

"What are you doing here?"

Seeing Fang Mo suddenly shake his head, the little demon who had just walked over looked at him curiously: "You've taken too much Hell Wart, are you high?"

 “Knocking on anything will only harm me.”

Fang Mo slapped his face and then reluctantly drove those images out of his mind.

"ha?"

 Xiaoyao was a little confused when she heard this, but she subconsciously raised her head and glanced at the opposite side, and understood Fang Mo's thoughts: "Oh... you said this, I thought you did it on purpose."

 “I really didn’t mean this.”

 Fang Mo held his forehead.

"Is it really an accident?" Xiaoyao was a little surprised when she heard this, but she didn't have a headache like Fang Mo. After looking at the Pig God's new look, she spoke directly: " Isn’t this good? Want to know about Maru Tun’s vore attributes?”

 “Hey, sis, you can collect your XP.”

Fang Mo originally just had a headache, but when he heard this, he couldn't hold back anymore: "We are saying that XP can be unpopular, but not evil..."

“No matter how evil the sect is, is there still an evil sect like Zhao Zilong and Gou Jian?”

The little demon also sneered when he heard this.

　　　…”

Hearing this, Fang Mo didn't know what to say.

But at this moment, the Tong Emperor next to him finally couldn't restrain his confusion and asked directly: "Mr. Father, and this...sister, what are you talking about? Why can't I understand?" "

 “Ahem, good children don’t need to understand this.”

Fang Mo coughed twice when he heard the words, and then said directly to the people around him: "Okay, okay, you can just go and do what you need to do, don't watch the excitement here."

 After being chased away by Fang Mo, everyone returned to the living room.

It’s just that there’s obviously something different about Atomic Samurai.

"Master, Mr. Father is really amazing." One of Atomic Samurai's apprentices, the **** Kama Itachi who dresses very much like a woman, said with excitement: "He can actually turn men into women...Master, what do you think if we join? After destroying the Yuan Shen Cult, can he change us too?"

 “Change yourself, don’t drag us along with you.”

Before Atomic Warrior could speak, his other apprentice, Samurai Drill, spoke with a dark face.

"That's what I said, but I see that the priest also seems to have a headache." Iai Gang thought for a while and said, "I don't think this was intentional on his part. It might be a misunderstanding."

 “But at least he really has this ability.”

The human demon Kamamita pursed his lips, as if he still cared about this matter.

But at this moment, the Atomic Warrior, who had been silent, finally spoke: "Listening to what you said, I seemed to suddenly remember something... If I remember correctly, I think I heard someone from the association say, the priest is here There was another heroic name before."

 “What is it?” Several disciples suddenly became curious.

 “It seems to be called the root of all evil.”

When Atomic Samurai said this, his face was obviously a little unhappy: "As expected, we'd better not stay for dinner. Let's find an excuse to leave when we get the weapons later..."

　　　…”

all in all.

 After this little episode with the Pig God.

Fang Mo also kept an eye on the situation carefully and didn't let anyone do anything weird again.

The Atomic Samurai was pretty much what they said before. Fang Mo gave them several MC sword weapons, including the Nano Sword, the Quantum Sword brought by the little demon, or the Mayuling Katana from the Craftsman Soul, and they After getting the weapons, a few people exchanged simple polite greetings and quickly left.

 There is the pig **** as a precedent.

  The Atomic Samurai didn't dare to take his apprentice to stay here for any longer.

 After they left, not long after, Emperor Tong also took the initiative to find Fang Mo.

He said before that he was here to clear up doubts, and it was indeed the case. Taking advantage of the opportunity before dinner was ready, Emperor Tong also asked Fang Mo the questions he had always had.

 It's just different from what Fang Mo thought.

Tong Emperor did not ask for information about Fang Mo.

After all, normally speaking, he has become active everywhere for no apparent reason, and has become an S-class hero. His strength is a bit ridiculous. An S-class think tank like Tong Di will definitely doubt himself, and maybe he will find a way in private. Investigate yourself or something like that.

 But what surprised Fang Mo was that he really didn't do that.

 He just confided something to himself...that is, the troubles of genius.

Yes, you can understand just by hearing his heroic name. The Tong Emperor is naturally someone else's child, or a peerless genius or something. However, even if he is a genius, the Tong Emperor is only a child after all. In this life experience, There are obviously not as many adults as there are.

But seriously.

This seemed to be the first time that Fang Mo listened carefully to a child confiding his troubles to him.

Looking at the Tong Emperor standing in front of him, staring down at his toes with some anxiety, Fang Mo suddenly felt a strange feeling in his heart.

　　Fang Mo has always treated these original characters as equally as possible, whether it is Marvel's Nick Fury, X-Men's Uncle Wolf, or Chainsaw Man's Aki Hayakawa.

Although he did sometimes do some hellish things, causing everyone a lot of headaches, to be honest, Fang Mo didn't really treat them like ants just because he was a demon and the fourth natural disaster... Both sides It has always been a relatively equal relationship.

However, after hearing the Tong Emperor's voice at this moment.

Fang Mo could no longer deal with him in such an equal manner.

The other party seemed to regard him as an elder, so after thinking about it for a while, Fang Mo also changed the way he dealt with it... using his own judgment as much as possible, as an elder, he seriously encouraged the other party and gave him some pertinent words. suggestions.

 Just in a trance.

Fang Mo stared at the well-behaved and smart child in front of him.

Like an illusion, he seemed to see a blurry and intertwined shadow. Of course, it was correct to say it was a fantasy, but at this moment, Fang Mo seemed to really see his child.

 If I really have a child one day...

Then how will you educate him?

Should you hold him in the palm of your hand like a dimensional demon and let him swim carefree in the paradise you created, or should you teach him like a human being, just like your parents once taught you?

Think of this question.

Fang Mo himself seemed to be startled.

 “Mr. Father?”

However, soon, the voice from the Tong Emperor interrupted his prolonged thoughts: "Mr. Father, are you still listening to me?"

 “Ah, here.”

Fang Mo came back to his senses and pressed his thoughts deeply into his heart: "What's wrong?"

 “Thank you very much for enlightening me today.”

Tong Emperor seemed a lot more relaxed at this moment, and showed a knowing smile to Fang Mo: "I seem to understand what I should do next, thank you."

 “Hi, it’s okay.”

Fang Mo smiled, then reached out and touched the other person's head: "After all, I am a priest, so it is natural for me to take care of the little boy... I should rather thank you."

 “Thank me?” Tong Di didn’t seem to understand: “What’s wrong with me?”

 “Thank you, kid.”

Fang Mo said cheerfully: "Thank you already."

　　　…”

 The Tong Emperor's face suddenly darkened.

"Young man, don't worry about the details." Fang Mo said with a smile, and then he got some sugar from the substitute Steve: "Come on, eat some sugar. I remember you like to add sugar to your brain?"

　　…But what I like to eat is lollipops.”

Tong Emperor looked at the sugar in Fang Mo's hand in confusion: "Father, how do you want me to eat this?"

 “Hi, simple.”

Fang Mo smiled enthusiastically, then stretched out his hand to materialize a piece of paper, and wrapped the sugar into the paper envelope with ease: "Here, take it, this is a good thing the priest gave you, if you feel bored, just Open the paper and take a big bite... I guarantee you will be full of energy!"

"This is really just white sugar...right?" The child emperor looked at Fang Mo with black lines on his head.

 “Have tasted it, it’s sweet.”

Fang Mo licked his fingers and said.

"That's...ok." Emperor Tong seemed to have a bit of a headache, but he still took the paper package handed over by Fang Mo: "Anyway, thank you. I have something to do here, so I'll go back first."

 “Are you leaving now?”

Fang Mo asked: "Dinner will be ready soon, why don't you wait any longer?"

“Mr. Father, I still have some unfinished business.”

The Child Emperor shook his head and explained: "I have to return to the Heroes Association later. Although the specific location of the Weird Association has been determined, I still need to deploy my own combat equipment, so I may not have much time to waste. , after all, there’s a decisive battle tomorrow, right?”

 “You already know.”

Fang Mo nodded, not feeling surprised at all.

"Well, it is a special period after all." Emperor Tong responded and explained: "I slightly hacked into the internal system of the Heroes Association... By the way, I will also contact Metal Knight tonight if he can participate in this decisive battle. If so, our winning rate will be much higher.”

"I don't think you can please him." Fang Mo said without thinking.

"Why?"

Emperor Tong seemed a little confused: "I am also his former assistant after all. If I say it carefully..."

However, before the Child Emperor could finish his words, Fang Mo shook his head and interrupted: "The Metal Knight is good at everything, but he doesn't smelt copper. Just because of this, you can't hire him."

　　　…”

 The Tong Emperor's half-sentence was choked in his chest, and he didn't even know what to say.

"Don't think too much, you are still young, you will have time to show your talents in the future." Fang Mo smiled when he saw this, and then reached out to touch his head: "Okay, go back and rest, and grow up well. Just leave things like protecting the world to us adults."

"Well…"

Tong Di pursed his lips, but didn't say anything in reply: "Then...I'll take my leave first, Mr. Father, see you tomorrow."

"Um."

Fang Mo nodded, and then watched the Child Emperor leave the room.

And stare at the other person’s back as he leaves.

Those random thoughts in Fang Mo's mind popped up again. After all, he was already a dimension demon, so it shouldn't be too much to have a child, right?

 “Why don’t you try talking to the little demon tonight?”

 Leaning on the chair, Fang Mo's thoughts started to spread again: "Hmm... By the way, can sprinkling some bone meal on children speed up their growth?"

However, I just thought about it not long ago.

Suddenly the door was pushed open again.

Fang Mo looked up and found Venerable Shit standing at the door. He seemed to be looking for him, and his eyes suddenly lit up after seeing him in the room.

 “So you are hiding here.”

As he said that, the Venerable Master in the vest also opened the door and walked in directly, carrying a box in his hand: "Did you just talk about something with the Child Emperor? I think the child seems to be quite happy."

“It’s nothing, I just helped him guide him a little bit.”

Fang Mo didn't say much, he just glanced at the other party curiously: "But...why are you looking for me?"

"You should open the gift and take a look." The Venerable Master said with some anticipation, and then handed over the box in his hand: "This is a gift that I have carefully prepared for a long time. You will definitely like it."

 (End of this chapter)