My Future Daughter Adds Me On WeChat, Saying That The School Flower Is Her Mother

Chapter 203 Brother-in-law, you are really not human (3 more)

I hate my father for not being surnamed Li, and I hate my father for not being a gang.

This is a famous saying, but it is often slapped in the face of all kinds.

People always look at this world that sometimes makes you sad, sometimes makes you angry, sometimes makes you happy…

Ye Ping’an thinks that when a man has a big aunt, he will sell sanitary napkins himself.

sure to make money…

It’s a pity that he has to temporarily become a life mentor to teach his brother-in-law how to pursue a girl and to have a simple relationship.

As for whether the brother-in-law can find the love of his life, and lie in the marriage grave, he will see his own creation.

“To chase a girl, first of all you have to distinguish what is chasing and what is flirting.”

He took the cigarette from Xiaojing’s brother-in-law and lit it. Ye Ping’an took a sip and said with a smile, “Needless to say about chasing, now we boys know another word, called flirting girl. There is a big difference between chasing and flirting, For example, when we see a cute kitten, some people jump on it and try to catch it, but the cat will run away. This is just like a boy who is optimistic about a girl, and I love you when you go up. Let’s be together, and the girl will definitely refuse, this is chasing, this is honest person. But no. But if you take a fish, can the kitten be unable to bear it and want to get close to you?”

“Well, yes, that’s right!”

Yu Xiaolong nodded fiercely, “Then how to get closer to the girl?”

Although he knew that women were not cats, there was nothing wrong with Ye Ping’an’s metaphor, but it was true.

“It’s easy to get closer to a girl.”

Ye Ping’an said with a smile, “For example, you invite a girl to watch a movie, and when the ticket is about to be checked, you go to buy food and drink. It doesn’t matter what you buy, the important thing is that your hands can’t be empty at this time. When the ticket inspector asks you for a movie ticket, the two of you are not only close, but have already become close. This is the habit of intimacy between men and women. When the distance is close, when the habit becomes natural, You said, is it difficult to pursue something? 1?”

“But the premise is that there must be a girl who can accompany me to the movies.”

Yu Xiaolong felt that he already understood.

But the problem is, he still doesn’t have a girl who can accompany him to the movies.

“What do you want your head for?”

Ye Ping’an hates that iron is not steel, “Don’t you have more attractive classmates? After you leave school, you don’t know any good girls? Even without you, you can go to a place with dense beauties, like Libraries, cafes, shopping malls are all casual, so you can’t get to know each other? Will WeChat shake the neighborhood? Will QQ groups be found nearby? Will you find any nearby groups? Cosmetics group, beauty fitness group, food, drink and fun Groups, art hobby groups… are there too many? Especially in some food groups, 70% to 80% of them are girls, will they join the group? As long as the net is too large, it will be difficult to get rid of the list? If so You’re lazy and you didn’t want to look for it in the first place, so I didn’t say it!”

“Uh!”

Yu Xiaolong laughed awkwardly, “Then if I saw a group of beautiful young ladies on the road, how would I start a conversation?”

“Easier.”

Ye Ping’an said with a smile: “Just take a big step forward, walk to the target you are optimistic about, wait for three seconds, and then say to her… Learn about swimming and fitness? Trust me, this kind of emotional contrast. , Miss and sisters must be stunned. But because they are stunned, you have already succeeded halfway. At this time, you continue to say to all the girls in front of you, in fact, I want to know one of you girls, I don’t know about you Do you mind? Generally, those who watch the fun don’t mind, they don’t mind, and they laugh happily. Then, you ask the target girl, do you mind? Generally, she doesn’t mind at all. When the style of painting changes, you will ask her, do you want it? If this three-hit combo goes on, she will be caught off guard, and she will basically be dumbfounded. As long as she has no partner, do you want WeChat or QQ, and her friends are booing , it should be given to you.”

“Why?”

Yu Xiaolong couldn’t understand, “Girls, aren’t they all shy? Why would she give it?” “Shy is true, but girls are also beauty-loving creatures, they are very similar to peacocks.” Ye Ping’an asked, “I know peacocks What are you best at?” “What?” Yu Xiaolong asked stupidly. “They love to show off their beauty.”

Ye Ping’an explained: “Even if they are shy and timid, they are very fond of showing off. Girls, especially in front of a group of friends, you make it clear that you are chasing her, even if she is shy, at this time you are Satisfying her heart to show off in front of her friends will make her very proud and happy. Therefore, they will also give you some rewards. As long as your requirements are not excessive, most of them will agree to you, understand? ”

“Fuck!”

Yu Xiaolong made a foul language, “You still need to play psychology when you are in love?” “It’s nonsense, isn’t it?”

Ye Ping’an smiled and shook his head, “You don’t even know what a girl wants in her heart, and you can’t grasp the point, how do you chase it? Why do straight men of steel often die the worst? Because they don’t care what girls think at all. , I always think that I am pursuing girls, but the girls do not accept my pursuit, that is the problem of girls. They don’t even think about it, you don’t even know what girls want, so you rush up and have another How many girls will agree to you? Unless you are very handsome and girls secretly like you, otherwise, girls with normal IQs, who will directly agree to your pursuit?”

“||Then, how can you hold the girl’s hand?” Yu Xiaolong’s face suddenly turned red. “Ha ha!”

Ye Ping’an was happy and determined that his brother-in-law is really steel, “This is also very simple, if you can ask a girl to go shopping, as long as there are obstacles in front of you, what garbage cans, stone piers, or telephone poles , you have to observe, if Zhao) goes to a place with many people. For example, if you go shopping on weekends, there must be many people, right? In the shameless point, the time period of up and down, and the time of lunch at noon, the flow of people is the most dense. Show Your man’s skill has arrived, at this time you stretch out your arms to protect her, but no one will touch her. But… others will touch you, right? Then you will not be able to control your hand to touch her Hand, yes, it’s not that you want to touch it, it’s forced helplessness, our boys are always kind and always unintentional!”

Yu Xiaolong looked at Ye Ping’an’s eyes, as if looking at a shameless monster. “Of course, if you want to be more shameless.”

Ye Ping’an grinned and grinned at Xiaolong, “Specially choose the commute time, take the girl you like to take the bus, squeeze the subway car. Wrap her in front of you, you don’t need to touch her, When the car is bumpy, she will touch you when you stop and drive!”

Yu Xiaolong: “…” Brother-in-law, you are really not human.

But when you say that, why am I so excited? ! feather.