My Future Daughter Adds Me On WeChat, Saying That The School Flower Is Her Mother

Chapter 202 The difference between a scumbag and a sea king (2 more)

Ye Ping’an found that the maturity of a man really has nothing to do with age.

If the mind is still a child.

So doing things and ideas are very naive.

For example, Yu Xiaolong in front of him.

“Well, I have five questions here. If you can answer three questions correctly, I will find a way to help you become a scumbag and teach you all the routines of a scumbag. What do you think?” Ye Ping’an said with a smile.

“real?”

Yu Xiaolong wondered, “But, brother-in-law, you are younger than me, are you sure you can teach me?” Can I teach you?

Ye Ping’an was almost amused.

A scumbag guy is a floor scum in his eyes.

You actually asked a sea king if he could teach you to be a scumbag.

Are you sure you’re not joking?

“Don’t worry about this, as long as you can pass the questions I asked, I can make you a scumbag.”

Ye Ping’an said softly, “But if you answer my question wrong, I don’t ask you anything. Just be a simple man and have a good relationship.” “Okay.”

Yu Xiaolong nodded, “That brother-in-law, you ask.” “The first question. 19”

Ye Ping’an asked, “What kind of people need to go to the hospital every day?” “Patients!”

Yu Xiaolong blurted out, thinking this question is too simple, right? “wrong.”

Ye Ping’an pouted, “It’s a doctor!” Yu Xiaolong: “…”

“Second question.”

Ye Ping’an continued to ask: “A black man and a white man are married, will their baby have black teeth or white teeth?” “White, can this bother me?” Yu Xiaolong couldn’t be more complacent. . “It didn’t bother you.”

Ye Ping’an nodded and looked at his brother-in-law like an idiot, “However, are you sure the newborn baby has teeth?” “…” Yu Xiaolong was dumbfounded. “The third question.”

Ye Ping’an asked, “Why do tigers eat raw food?” “Ah this…” Yu Xiaolong thought carefully.

If this question is wrong, it’s over.

After thinking about it for a long time, Yu Xiaolong said uncertainly, “Because it is a carnivore by nature, it can only eat raw food. If it is cooked, its digestive system can’t stand it?” “It makes sense.”

Ye Ping’an grinned, “But, have you ever considered that it’s not that it doesn’t want to be cooked, is it possible… it’s that it can’t burn fire, or it can’t be cooked to eat?”

“…”

Yu Xiaolong almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

Can tigers cook? !

“Brother-in-law, you don’t pay attention, this is all a brain teaser, right?” Yu Xiaolong almost cried. “That’s right, you can’t even turn your brain around, and you still want to be a scumbag?”

Ye Ping’an smiled and shook his head, “Did you know that you want to be a scumbag, even a sea king, and shuttle around women every day. Your brain must always be running, you must know what they are thinking, and If you want to satisfy their thoughts, you must also make them happy and happy. Only in this way will they be willing to let you slap them, otherwise, you will slap them? Really women are fools, idiots, whatever you want Pretend to be coercive, to be arrogant, to be handsome, and they will sleep with you and let you do whatever you want?”

Yu Xiaolong was silent.

Women are idiots, fools?

Certainly not, if you have this idea, then you are a real fool!

If you want to play with women, you have no IQ, can you do it?

Just being rich and handsome can push women horizontally and horizontally across the sea of ​​women?

Are you kidding?

It can capsize and drown you in minutes!

“Do you know what a real scumbag and sea king are?” Ye Ping’an asked seriously. “I……”

Yu Xiaolong smiled wryly and shook his head, “I don’t know!” He was already sure that he didn’t know.

The rank is too low to know.

“There are two kinds of scumbags. One is because they are dissatisfied with material life, they are weak and dare not accept reality, and they are good-looking, which attracts a lot of likes from the opposite sex. They don’t want to refuse, and often want to get from women. What to do, a long-term relationship, and wanting to simply take revenge on a woman is called garbage on earth.”

Ye Ping’an is disdainful, “but no matter what kind, they are all for the purpose of deceiving a woman, or even several women, so that women can enjoy short-term happiness, have enough fun and leave. In the end, they are hated by all kinds of women, Making a lot of women sad is not going to end well.”

“Then… what is Sea King?” Yu Xiaolong humbly asked for advice.

Scumbags are so cruel.

What does the sea king have to be ruthless? “Neptune?”

Ye Ping’an was stunned for a moment and smiled bitterly, “I can make every woman who has followed him always remember him, even if they know that he is so bad, shameless, and caressing, but still can’t forget him. Even knowing that he is still around If there is a different woman, he will always love him and don’t want to leave him. However, there are two kinds of sea kings. One is that he will not fall in love with any woman, but in the end, he will still spend his life falling in love with a woman, love It’s earth-shattering. Another kind, he will spend his life falling in love with all the women he loves, but it’s just the end…”

“What’s the ending?”

Yu Xiaolong was shocked and asked at 517.

He can understand the ending of the first Sea King, and it seems to be normal.

So what will be the ending of the second Sea King? “I have no idea.”

Ye Ping’an sighed and shook his head blankly, “I also really want to know the answer!” “Brother-in-law, what kind of man are you?”

Yu Xiaolong was not a fool, he looked at Ye Ping’an with a faint gaze.

A man who knows scumbags and Aquaman so well.

What kind of man will he be?

Think about your old sister following this man. Yu Xiaolong shuddered a little… “Of course I’m a good person.”

Ye Ping’an grinned, “Don’t worry, I really like your sister, and I want to live it for the rest of my life.” Yes, I also really like You Wei, Han Wu, maybe my sister, and… darling Female!

I am also trying my best to be gentle with them, to end my life with them, until their gray hair and face are twilight.

Relationships and love are actually a gamble.

Win, stay together for a lifetime, grow old. lost…

No, I Ye Ping’an will not lose!

I would never let them become the most familiar strangers. you……

It will definitely become the scenery that I can’t see enough on the road of my life! .