Masquerade in Bridal Attire and Marry the Prince

5. Flat Breasts

Translator: Antonia

Yuxing Tianrui couldn’t understand how a woman’s self-esteem and pride could be achieved by the size of her breasts, but this didn’t affect him to be a good prince.

“Ahem, put on your clothes.” From the perspective of Yuxing Tianrui, the dotty red marks on the pale skin could be seen. Even they were on a woman he didn’t like, he was after all a warm-blooded young man who couldn’t resist it at all.

Hearing his words, Du Chuxuan hurriedly put his clothes back on. Luckily the red marks attracted Yuxing Tianrui’s attention. Otherwise, he would find that his princess not only had small breasts but also chest muscles.

“Don’t you blame me, Your Highness?” Du Chuxuan said pathetically, putting on a sad and worried look.

Yuxing Tianrui waved his hand and said open-mindedly, “It’s a personal thing. You don’t need to explain to me.”

Du Chuxuan laughed loudly to himself but still said obediently, “Thank you so much, your Highness. I’ll always remember your grace.”

Yuxing Tianrui frowned at the ugly fake cotton breasts, “You…these things… Isn’t it easy to be found out wearing these?”

Back then Master Du had needed those urgently. There hadn’t been time for the embroidery girls to make them exquisite. The girls already did an excellent job in making something in a similar shape.

Du Chuxuan racked his brains and started to make up excuses again. He felt that since the wedding, he had become a story-making machine, “I… I dare not to do it in public. I secretly made those when no one was around.”

Hearing this, Yuxing Tianrui suddenly had a subtle sense of intimacy. ‘Oh? Is this a little secret between us?’

“It’s no big deal! Anyway, you’re my wife. You don’t need to make these on your own.”

Du Chuxuan, “…” Wait, you are not having any bold ideas again, are you?!!

Don’t be that imaginative, okay?

“I’m ordering them to make you a new pair more real and easier to wear!”

“No, thanks! It’s not good to let others know!!” Du Chuxuan maintained a stiff smile and only wanted to wave an eighteen-meter long sword at this creative boy.

Yuxing Tianrui laughed and patted on his shoulder, “Our country is quite open. It doesn’t matter. Is there any particular pattern you like?”

Du Chuxuan, “…” Are we talking about making clothes now?!! How could you say it so naturally?!! The country is so open that we can talk about fake breasts as weather?! Have I really lived in this country for nearly twenty years?

There were just so many things to complain!!

Seeing that he stayed blank without talking and seemed to be touched, Yuxing Tianrui suddenly suspected that he had been too nice to him. In a hurry, he put on a serious face, “I did this only because you’re my princess and so poor. Don’t think that I’ll be moved by your stupid tricks!”

Du Chuxuan said seriously, “Since you don’t like me, then I don’t need your pity.” Come on. Please take the order back!

“Woman, are you threatening me?” Yuxing Tianrui reached out to pinch Du Chuxuan’s chin. Du Chuxuan fought back the embarrassment and rubbed the prince’s hand with his face shyly. Yuxing Tianrui shivered a little and hurriedly took his hand back.

“You!”

“Your Highness, I’m not a…woman that deserves your pity!” Du Chuxuan went all out.

He looked up, in a determined face. Du Chuxuan had a beautiful face, which plus the makeup, stunned Yuxing Tianrui.

“Your Highness?”

Yuxing Tianrui came back to himself suddenly, coughed to disguise, and seriously covered Du Chuxuan’s mouth with his hand.

“Don’t talk. You don’t look like her when you talk.”

Du Chuxuan, “…” Excuse me? My fourth sister and I never look like eldest sister, okay?! Either when I’m shut up or cursing, I’m not a bit like eldest sister, okay?!

Yuxing Tianrui left like escaping, not forgetting to tell him, “I’ll do what I’ve promised you.”

Du Chuxuan glanced at his back in despair and wanted to say, I didn’t want it, stupid!

The Prince worked at a high efficiency, and soon the artificial breasts made of resin were sent over. Although the servant delivering them tried his best, Du Chuxuan still keenly discovered his corners of lips twitching from holding back a laugh.

The fake breasts made of resin felt more real but obviously air-tighter too.

Du Chuxuan felt some blood stuck in his throat. This Crown Prince never had a clear recognition of himself. In fact, he was the one who was constantly sweetly torturing others!

Soon, everyone in the army of this open country knew that the Crown Princess had…flat breasts…and made fake ones… Big-breasted girls were all cheaters…

Upon walking out of the door, Du Chuxuan could hear the gossipy whispering and secret sights falling on his breasts. Was it necessary to be open at this moment?!

Never mind. Anyway, it was Du Chuyue’s face that he lost. Let the brother and sister share the hardship, since for her, he ‘had run away with a prostitute’.

However, being watched was always annoying. Du Chuxuan didn’t like walking around in the battlefield, and now stayed all day long in the tent.

At night, the Prince went out for meetings somewhere and didn’t come back until very late. There wasn’t light in the tent, and Du Chuxuan, bored, held a pillow and started a play.

“Your Highness, tell me who is your big-[beep] brother? … Hahaha, I know I have a big [beep]. You small toothpick~”

“Yuxing Tianrui, who will you save first if I and the Emperor fall into water at the same time? What? Lean over?” Du Chuxuan played it to the full and put his ear on the pillow, “Oh~ You say…”

Before Du Chuxuan finished, a sword with cold light silently pierced into the pillow, and some cotton was picked out. If the pillow had been Yuxing Tianrui, now he must have died of it!

Du Chuxuan held his breath. He actually had the slightest idea that someone had sneaked into the tent. With no time to think much, he rolled off the bed, and the killing sword followed closely, like a shadow!

The tent inside was extremely dim. He could only saw a man in black, tall and burly but with surprisingly brisk and silent movement. Du Chuxuan didn’t dare to take any risk and quietly took out the fine-iron soft sword that he had hidden under the bed, tossing and flinging to avoid the hitman’s fatal moves.

The man knew he got the wrong target, unwilling to give up the assassination mission, and only wanted to kill Du Chuxuan before finding Yuxing Tianrui. Hence, every of his move was murderous, leaving Du Chuxuan no time to think.

However, to the man’s surprise, this crazy woman that talked nonsense at night was able to dissolve so many of his moves without even pulling out the sword!

Du Chuxuan seized a golden opportunity, making a make-believe thrust to distract the man, then immediately turned around and dashed out of the tent.

“Help! Assassin!!!