Marvel: I Have Severe Mental Disorder

Inside an adult convenience store.

Black Widow Natasha took off her red high-heeled shoes, revealing a pair of feet as white as jade, so white that even the capillaries under the skin could be clearly seen, and the toenails were also painted with red nail polish.

This is really a sexy woman in her bones, full of temptation.

Some people want to drink her bath water, you can try to understand a little bit.

I understand it, but the person who wants to drink the bath water after Black Widow's footsteps probably won't be able to survive.

Natasha stretched out her hand and rubbed her slightly blue ankle, then broke it hard.

With a click, the swollen foot just now was snapped back by her.

This woman is really ruthless. Don't be fooled by her beautiful and sexy appearance. She is a senior female agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., the Black Widow.

Natasha took a deep breath and calmed down, her eyes extremely solemn.

She put her hand into her arms, groped for a while, took out a button, reached out and pressed it three times in a row, and sent a communication request.

Hidden high in the sky on an aircraft carrier.

In S.H.I.E.L.D.

Inside the Director's Office.

Nick Fury, who had been reading Time Magazine for a whole day, had already turned his red eyes into the black marinated egg, and the Director, who had received a communication application from Natasha, the Black Widow, slapped Time Magazine on the table. !

Angrily cursed a Fuck!

This damn black widow actually earned 100 million dollars! It's still hidden, I don't know how to turn it in!

Damn it! She really doesn't have the basic qualities of a special agent!

Nick Fury has a dark face, sorry I really can't see that he has a dark face, because he is already very dark.

Nick Fury took a deep breath, calmed down, picked up Black Widow's communication application, and reprimanded directly: Black Widow, haven't I already told you? During this month of lurking, Don't use communication devices casually! We only use Morse code to communicate between us!

And don't take the initiative to contact you at any time, you are easily exposed like this!

If you can apply for a newsletter, then you must have found some important news!

Natasha nodded, took a deep breath, and said solemnly, Director Nick, I do have a relatively important discovery, but you need to confirm it first!

Nick Fury suddenly opened his only remaining eye and hurriedly asked, Black Widow, do you mean that Jake Zhou and the Joker are the same person? Did you find the commonalities between the two of them?

Natasha coughed lightly and said, Sorry, it's not this discovery, but my discovery is more important than the discovery the director just said!

Nick Fury was stunned when he heard the words, and his eyebrows were all wrinkled together.

Find? Greater discovery?

What kind of discovery could be more significant than confirming that Jake Zhou is the Joker?

Could it be that Black Widow discovered Hydra?

Nick Fury's only remaining eye erupted with murderous intent, with an expression in his hand, and asked in a very indifferent voice, Black Widow, have you discovered the Hydra?

Natasha just felt that she couldn't talk to the director of the black stewed egg. Please, director, can you wait for me to speak!

Natasha sighed helplessly and said, Director Nick, I have something to ask you! When I finish speaking, ok?

Nick Fury nodded and said, ok!

Natasha calmed down, but still asked nervously: Director Nick, what are 16, 17, and 18 Black Street, Queens, New York City?

Nick Fury frowned, lowered his head and thought for a while, and gave the answer: 16 Black Street is a British jewelry store,

17 Black Street is a French bakery and 18 Black Street is a German ice cream shop!

After Natasha heard it, she looked serious and her eyes solemn, and asked again, Director, can you be sure?

Nick Fury nodded confidently, chuckled, and replied, Sure! I can remember that America is not an American-run store! Why are those three bosses all spies? What are they going to do? Than the clown. Any more terrifying events? Or are they all super criminals?

Natasha shook her head and said quietly: Sir, I went to Black Street today. No. 16 is not a jewelry store but a bar! No. 17 is not a bakery but a martial arts gym! No. 18 is not an ice cream shop but a bar. Sichuan restaurant!”

And I just bought baguettes at that bakery last month! It's an old shop that's been open for sixty years! A shop with heritage like this will never move! So, Chief, this It must be a major discovery!

After listening to Black Widow's words, Nick Fury's pupils shrank suddenly, his face full of shock, he took a deep breath and said: Black Widow, this is indeed an amazing discovery, because Coulson was on duty this morning. At that time, he passed by there and bought a baguette at that bakery! And he also ate two creamy plain ice creams!

Now I still have the leftover baguettes on my table that Coulson brought me, with the address on the wrapper, 17 Black Street, Queens!

Damn it! Mother Fcuk! This really is a huge discovery!

This matter is even more serious than the clown! There must be superpowers involved!

Be careful, if you feel dangerous, get out quickly!

By the way, I saw in Time magazine that you made 100 million US dollars! You should hand in 90 million US dollars! The director will find you some powerful foreign aid! Black Widow, you must know that money must be a thing. You have to live before you can spend it! Moreover, as the director, I have the right to block all your account funds!

Well, Black Widow is so settled, I'll transfer ninety million dollars from your account!

Beep! Beep! Beep...

Natasha listened to the beep coming from the communicator, took a deep breath, and cursed: Damn it! Black marinated eggs! Fuck!

She was very angry, this billion dollars was earned by her black widow!

This black marinated egg directly asks for 90%, so black!

This heart is as black as his face!

But she still can't do anything about the black marinated egg!

Who made her just a senior agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., and the black marinated egg is the director of S.H.I.E.L.D.?

It really is the first-level official crushing people!

Natasha sighed helplessly, her eyes were very sad, and then she picked up a few packs of ultra-thin and breathable aunt towels in the adult convenience store!

What's so special, the old lady has to go back and continue acting!

This is really hard!

Huh, I'm going to pretend to be weak these days!

Well, I have to drink more brown sugar water. I heard that all women in China do this.

Natasha carried her aunt's towel and high heels in one hand, held up her umbrella in the other, and walked towards Zhou Ran's villa.

The slender jade feet of Bai Qian walked in the muddy water, giving them a more artistic conception.

...

SHIELD.

Nick Fury slumped back in his chair, closed his only remaining eye, and tapped the table lightly with his hand.

He was thinking about which foreign aid he was looking for!