Marvel: I Have Severe Mental Disorder

As a senior agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., and has undergone countless special training in the red house.

Black Widow will never allow herself to have something she doesn't remember!

She must find what she just forgot!

But after the psychological suggestion of the hell lord Mephisto, how could a human remember in detail what happened?

What she can't remember is naturally impossible to remember.

The things she can remember are naturally the things that she can remember with the permission of Mephisto.

Black Widow Natasha lowered her head, closed her eyes, emptied her mind, concentrated her mind, and began to recall what happened today?

After a busy day in the Stark Industrial Building, on the way home from get off work, I went to a Sichuan restaurant with my mission target, my current Boss.

The owner of the Sichuan restaurant, Lao Mo is a somewhat lazy and sloppy middle-aged Asian man, and a cook who loves to joke very much.

Lao Mo cooked us a very artistic dish called Hell's Feast.

The taste is very delicious, but it is a bit spicy. I have eaten three or four big devils, and it is too spicy.

I really want to drink water.

I'm more curious about the green devil I ate?

I asked Momo.

Lao Mo said with a smile that the demon was called Satanish.

After that, he told us some stories about demons in various myths.

Even the daughter of the god-king Odin is a demon... that's ridiculous!

That's all that happened today...

But what am I forgetting?

That must be a very important thing!

Damn it!

Fuck!

I must find what I forgot!

...

...

five minutes later.

Natasha opened her eyes suddenly, her pupils dilated, her eyes were full of fear and shock, and her mouth was gasping for breath!

She remembered!

18 Black Street is not a Sichuan restaurant at all, but an ice cream shop!

Yes, that's right, that's it!

That's what can't be forgotten!

I'm going to report to Commissioner Nick!

Miss Ellie, what's the matter with you? You look very uncomfortable.

Zhou Ran saw that the state of Black Widow was a bit wrong, turned his head and smiled, and asked worriedly.

Natasha, the black widow, smirked and said, Boss, you know women suffer for so few days every month! The food just now was too spicy, so I might have to come early... Oh, damn, my That relative, she might be on her way...

Whether to say it or not, it is really a must for a woman to lie.

A beautiful woman tells a lie, which is even more unique.

And if a beautiful senior female agent who has undergone special training tells a lie, it is simply a mother's door to the door!

That is simply any male creature on earth, unable to distinguish between true and false.

Women have an unparalleled talent for lying, and beautiful women are even more talented.

Well, of course, there are exceptions to everything. For example, a bald professor who has been in a wheelchair for a long time and wears a helmet all the time, especially afraid that his head will be smashed by his good friend Magneto, he can still tell the difference.

For example, a lunatic who is mentally abnormal and who loves to laugh, can also tell the difference.

For example, a certain psychological point is full, and the doctor who likes to use the liver and broad beans of the census investigator can also distinguish it with red wine.

For example, a middle-aged man with great compassion and great compassion, who likes Buddhism, can also tell the difference.

And Zhou Ran is obviously not in this list.

Hearing Black Widow's answer, Zhou Ran only felt a little embarrassed, which was somewhat related to Black Widow's privacy.

He coughed lightly and asked, That, Miss Ellie, what size do you usually use... not...

That I mean...there's a twenty-four-hour adult convenience store downstairs...you can...

Before Zhou Ran's words were finished, he quickly closed his mouth.

He loosened his tie and took a deep breath!

Oh!

Damn it!

Fuck!

What was I talking about just now?

Why does it feel so strange?

A bit lewd, not a gentleman at all!

Black Widow looked at Zhou Ran, who was at ease and restless, and couldn't hold back, she laughed and joked: Boss, Ellie found that you are not as serious and cold as you imagined, and you are not a complete ascetic man... ...Aren't you very good at it?

Zhou Ran slowly stopped the car and turned off the engine, coughed lightly, handed an umbrella to Black Widow, and said, Ai Li, when you're home, there's an adult convenience store on the opposite left ten meters... There should be something you need in it. ...I think as a relatively independent woman, you shouldn't need me to accompany you!

Natasha took the umbrella, nodded with a smile, and then gave Zhou Ran a wink, straightened her proud chest, and said very charmingly: Boss, wait for me on the bed... Ellie Come back soon!

After speaking, Natasha opened the car door and walked towards the adult convenience store.

Zhou Ran looked at Natasha's back, shook his head, sighed, picked up the umbrella and got out of the car.

Hey, I'm so tired!

Acting is so tiring!

Pretending not to know Black Widow and pretending not to know this female agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. is so tiring!

No way, he has to continue acting!

I can only hope that Black Widow can find what she wants sooner, and leave sooner!

Anyway, I am Zhou, I really can't get rid of it.

It can only be said that the performance of Black Widow is still not in place. A delicate girl who is afraid of thunder and lightning can go to the convenience store alone in the dark night, under heavy rain and thunder.

This is so out of character for her!

Zhou Ran has already raised a disdainful middle finger for Black Widow in his heart, Sister Widow, you've done a bad job this time!

Natasha, who was walking towards the convenience store, couldn't help sneezing.

She raised her head and looked at the laser lightning across the entire sky, as well as the gust of wind, the pouring rain, and the cold air rising from the ground.

Natasha walked on the street that had passed her calf and was about to become a river with her feet deep and shallow.

Suddenly, I felt a little regret, regretting the bad idea that the director proposed.

No, my idea is not wrong, the one who is wrong is Chief Nick, he misunderstood the meaning of my black widow!

Fuck!

Damn black marinated eggs!

Why are you so honest?

Aren't you usually the most hypocritical and slippery person?

Nick, you idiot!

Let you arrange the next rain, it won't rain!

Can this rain continue to fall?

All I need is an excuse to stay close to the mission goal!

You won't be able to act like the next rain?

And all these X-Men have no brains?

No matter how real your acting is! Play it harder!

Will that black marinated egg pay you wages?

Does he give you overtime pay?

Please, please remember your identities!

You are X-Men, vigilantes, not in our S.H.I.E.L.D. agents!

You are not paid!

Damn it!

What a bunch of idiots!

What a bunch of idiots!

At this moment, Black Widow's heart is full of resentment towards the black marinated eggs and the X-Men.

They're so stupid, otherwise I wouldn't be mad!

I, Black Widow, Natasha, but a senior female agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., can control my emotions very well.

I'm not going to lose my temper just because I sprained my foot!

Fuck! Damn black marinated eggs!