Marvel: I Have Severe Mental Disorder

【Marvel: I have a serious mental illness】 【】

Marvel: I Have a Serious Mental Illness Chapter 192 Zhou Ran: My x orientation is normal, Tony and I are pure friends

Hear Shakya's words.

Little King Kong curled his lips lightly, and said: Sakyamuni, it's as if you didn't say what you said. Compared with destroying the world, the previous ones are troublesome!

Phew, I really hate trouble!

Sakyamuni smiled and said, Little King Kong, I can use the future vision to help you take a look, where will the damao be refreshed?

Little King Kong shook his head, stretched out his hand to pick his nostrils, and said, What I hate more than trouble is spoilers! Don't spoilers, spoilers are meaningless.

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In the Rolls-Royce, Zhou Ran turned on the morning news as usual.

Welcome to listen, today's latest news!

Hello, good morning! I'm your big mouth Harlan, and I'm your good friend Buddy.

Hahaha, friends, there are a lot of heavyweight news today, everyone must listen carefully.

This news is really news that I have never seen before. It was released by the United Nations Headquarters. The news is very explosive. My compatriots on the earth, we were lucky to escape the catastrophe. Yesterday it was suspected that an asteroid hit the earth. Many people around the world A huge earthquake occurred in the seismic belt, and a huge tsunami suddenly occurred in the four oceans.

Fortunately, the earthquake and tsunami lasted only one minute. According to post-disaster surveys, only Japan suffered heavy losses, with half of the coastal cities submerged, 12,000 dead and 75,000 missing!

Oh, my God! This is really bad news. The earth was almost destroyed.

No, Batty, I think this is good news. This is God's punishment. Don't forget about Pearl Harbor. It would be better if there were two more earthquakes and tsunamis. By the way, didn't you say that three nuclear bombs were dropped at the beginning? Why did only two explode? It's an insult to the one that didn't explode, fair!

Oh, Harlan, you damn big mouth, be careful what you say, don't mix your personal emotions, I don't think you want this month's salary anymore!

Sorry, Batty, my salary for this month has been deducted, and I don't rely on it to make money. Broadcasting news is just my hobby, my sideline.

Ahem, dude, what I mean is that if you are like this, my salary will be deducted...

Okay then! Back to the topic, let's broadcast the next piece of news. Stark Industries held a smartphone conference in Times Square, New York yesterday morning. This is a particularly big piece of news.

That's right, according to the audience's reaction, each of them wants to buy a smartphone. I dare say that the future era must belong to the smartphone.

Thank you Mr. Jake for ushering in a new era.

A massive shooting occurred near the Empire State Building. According to the report of the New York Police Department, a total of ten people were killed at the scene.

Ahem, that's just a report from the New York Police Department. Personally, I believe them, but according to a detective friend of mine, a lot of people died at the scene, and a large number of incendiary bombs that did not detonate were found. enough to blow up a city block.

Harlan, you have such a big mouth, it seems that we can't say these things...

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Oh, I'm so sorry, the audience friends just think I'm farting. My big mouth, Harlan, likes farting the most.

Hahaha, yes, you like farting the most!

Back to the topic, there was another big event yesterday, which was about the Stark Industrial Building. According to the reaction of a well-known Wall Street financial tycoon,

Someone used retail investors to search for Stark Industries' stocks in large quantities, which caused quite a stir.

Oh, what kind of a sensation is not a small sensation?

Experts in the financial field believe that this person wants to short the shares of Stark Industries. The experts suggest that they quickly sell the shares of Stark Industries in their hands. There will be a decline soon, or a rapid decline.

Oh, this is the biggest cold joke I've ever heard in my life. If the stock of Stark Industries falls, I, Barty, will go upside down!

Batty, I will remember what you said. From today onwards, I will pay attention to the stock of Stark Industries. As long as there is a drop, I will personally pull it up for you!

Ahem, we are professional morning news, can we be more serious. In the next article, an 8-year-old boy in the suburbs of New York said he saw a flying alien. The alien was wearing a black tights and a red cape. .”

By the way, there is an Alien Association in New York. People in the association think they are aliens. Last month, they said they finally contacted the headquarters, and the headquarters will send aliens to pick them up.

Harlan, you know a lot!

The next piece of news is that there was another catastrophic death in Hell's Kitchen. A witness said that he heard an extremely miserable wail, which came from the villa next door. Then he went out to take a look and found a scene in the yard of the villa next door. The dead body, the state of death is horrific!

Hearing this news, I am very angry. I want to condemn the New York Police Department. Why does Hell's Kitchen keep killing people? Are people who die in Hell's Kitchen not human? We are a society of human rights!

Barty, don't be angry, who called it Hell's Kitchen? If you want to solve the problem of Hell's Kitchen, you must first solve a person, and that person is the emperor Jin Bin of the underground world!

Harlan, are you trying to kill me? You mentioned this name, what if he comes to us at night?

Jin is the emperor of the underground world, how can he manage the two of us? Barty, you think too highly of us!

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Listening to the morning news, Zhou Ran had a very happy smile on his face.

These two guys, Harlan and Barty, really shouldn't be on the morning news, they're better suited for stand-up shows.

These two guys talk about the news like a cross talk, one teases and the other hugs.

Zhou Ran always felt that these two guys did not graduate from the Journalism Department of New York University, but graduated from Deyun Club with a major in cross talk.

One after another, it's hard not to laugh.

As for the gold union mentioned by the two?

Of course, he will take care of it sooner or later. When Tony develops a new steel suit, it will be Jin Bing's death!

Ding! Ding! Ding...

A rapid bell rang.

Zhou Ran connected the phone, and Tony Stark's deep voice came from the other end of the phone.

Jake, are you on your way to work?

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Well, Tony, I'm on my way to the company, and I'll be there in fifteen minutes.

Jake, don't come to the company, you can go directly to the press conference! I'm going to hold a press conference in Times Square, and I'm going to announce a big event.

Okay, Tony, then I'll go directly to Times Square and see you later.

Everything...

Listening to the busy tone on the phone, Zhou Ran took a deep breath, and said softly: It seems that Tony is going to shut down the weapons department of Stark Industries, and New York will be turned upside down.

And with that comes the age of Iron Man, the age of superheroes.

Tony has now developed the Ark reactor, and the next step is to develop the steel suit.

But the direction of Tony's future plot has changed slightly. Obadiah has been sent to the police station by me, which means that Iron King will not appear...

Zhou Ran paused, and continued: In the past, I would definitely be worried, but now the direction of the plot is not important to me.

As long as I complete Clark's trial mission, I can become Superman. In this world without kryptonite, Superman is invincible!

I already have invincible capital, so there is no need to worry too much about the direction of the plot.

Of course, I can't live up to the power of Superman. I can't be that kind of cruel ancestor. I want to be a superhero.

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half an hour later.

new work time.

Zhou Ran drove to the scene of the press conference, which was surrounded by reporters.

The number of times Tony Stark took the initiative to hold a press conference is pitifully rare, and there are only a handful of them.

Upon hearing the news, all the reporters in New York were elated, and all the reporters from media, large and small, rushed over.

Don't even think about it, there will be explosive news.

As soon as Zhou Ran got out of the car, reporters surrounded him with long guns and short cannons.

Mr. Jake, do you know why Mr. Stark called a press conference?

Mr. Jake, do you have any inside information? Can you tell me?

Mr. Jake, will you speak at today's press conference?

Mr. Jake, someone saw you go to the New York Police Department yesterday. Is there a big deal?

Mr. Jake, have you been single because you don't like women like men?

Mr. Jake, you don't like women, you are engaging in racism!

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Listen to the barrage of questions.

Zhou Ran suddenly felt his head was getting bigger, he took a deep breath, waved his hand, and under the escort of two security personnel, he walked into the empty VIP passage.

The reporters in the vip channel obviously understood etiquette and didn't have any questions. They simply took a few photos of Zhou Ran walking.

Because these few photos are enough for them to make up many interesting stories, this is a professional reporter.

Go through the VIP passage, at the door of the lobby.

Zhou Ran saw Tony Stark who was waiting for him with a plaster cast on his arm.

Tony smiled and said, Jake, you're here.

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Zhou Ran pointed at Tony's plastered arm, and said with a smile, Hahaha, Tony, seeing the plaster cast on your hand, the reporters outside must be crazy.

They must be very curious about what happened to you.

Tony nodded and said, If Harpy didn't protect me, I would probably be torn apart by them. It's really crazy.

Zhou Ran smiled and said, Tony, how are you resting? Did you go to the hospital to see, your injury is not serious.

I met a very powerful doctor yesterday, Strange, he is the ace of St. Francis Hospital.

Proficient in various surgical operations, a pair of wonderful hands has snatched countless people in the hands of Satan.

Tony smiled and said, My body is fine. Yesterday, Yin Sen and I held a pool party.

However, there are still a few shrapnel in my heart that cannot be removed. You can ask him to take a look.

Jake, don't you wonder why I held a press conference at all?

Zhou Ran reached out and patted Tony Stark on the shoulder, and said with a smile, Tony, no matter what time it is, I will stand by your side.

Besides, you are the boss, and I am an employee. The boss can do whatever he wants. Why do I ask so many questions as an employee?

Listen to Zhou Ran's words.

Tony was taken aback for a moment, took a deep breath, and said with a serious expression: Let's go, Jake, the press conference can start, I'm going to speak on stage!

Zhou Ran followed behind Tony Stark and entered the hall.

Tony Stark walked to the podium with a heavy heart.

Zhou Ran found Pepper Pozzi in the crowd, and Pozzi looked very angry.

Seeing Zhou Ran, Potts took a deep breath, his chest heaved, and he complained: Jake, I'm really going crazy, Tony Stark is really an asshole, too much!

I really can't stand him anymore, I don't want to see him again!

Zhou Ran pushed his glasses and asked very curiously: What's wrong with Potts? What did Tony do to make you so angry that you started calling his full name directly.

Potts clenched his teeth and said angrily, He just came back yesterday. I learned about the kidnapping from him and saw that he was injured.

I advised him to go to the hospital, he didn't go and threw a pool party!

Well, I can understand, after all, he has just experienced something uncomfortable, and he wants to find Qun Bichi to relieve and release it.

This morning, I persuaded him to go to the hospital again, but he still refused to go and insisted on holding a press conference.

Jake, how can there be someone like him? He must not pay attention to his own life! Oh, I am really going crazy!

Then, I persuaded him a few more words, but he was still angry with me, his face immediately turned black, and he put a plaster cast on himself.

Who does he think he is? Is he a doctor? How dare he put himself in a plaster cast!

Oh, I'm really going to explode!

Although Pozi was very angry, he still paid attention when he spoke, and his voice was very low, only Zhou Ran could hear him.

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After listening to Potts' complaints.

Zhou Ran smiled and comforted: Don't be angry with Pozzi, you have to try to understand Tony.

Did Tony tell you who planned the kidnapping?

Poz nodded and said, He said it was Obadiah! Obadiah, a beast, how could he do such a thing?

Tony has always treated him as an uncle!

Zhou Ran let out a long sigh, stretched out his hand and patted Pozzi's shoulder, and said slowly: Oh, Pozzi, that's not kidnapping, it's assassination!

It was only during the assassination that the terrorists knew Tony's identity, and it turned into kidnapping.

Being betrayed by someone he used to trust, and his only relative, Tony is really sad now.

At this time, Pozi, you have to follow along and accompany him.

By the way, Poz has good news for you. I found a very famous doctor for Tony, and Tony has agreed to receive treatment.

After hearing this, Potts frowned, gritted his teeth, and said angrily, Jake, I'm even angrier now.

Tony Stark, bastard, he listens to you, not to me.

I don't understand, I really don't understand!

Jake, do you two really have an affair!

Hearing this, Zhou Ran sneered, and explained: Hahaha, that Pozzi, don't get me wrong, don't be jealous, it's just a coincidence.

My sexual orientation is normal, I only like women, I swear to God, there is really nothing between me and Tony.

It is impossible for me to fall in love with a man in my life, and it is impossible to fall in love with Tony Stark.