Love Apartment: I Am Invincible

　　"Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

　　Everyone laughed again.

　　Curry sauce was stunned, and quickly told another embarrassing story about Su Ye: "You once took me to the restaurant's Big Eater event, and even got 30 hamburgers for free, and Su Ye couldn't walk after eating it. , he got into the taxi several times in a row, and he said proudly to the master, Master, do you know what persistence is? The boss replied to him, spit 200 in the car!"

　　"Hahahahahaha!"

　　Everyone was speechless at this joke.

　　However, only one person stood up.

　　Zhuge Dali smiled and said lightly: "It's really funny, but you remembered it wrongly. It was Zhang Wei who participated in the Great Love King event, not Su Ye."

　　"Curry sauce! Then don't blame me for being rude! Curry sauce went to a museum before an exam and wanted to hug Einstein's wax figure for good luck, but he was caught by security!"

　　"Hahahaha!"

　　Zhang Wei immediately fought back, and soon also told a joke about curry sauce.

　　Curry Sauce was stunned, she didn't expect to accidentally hurt Zhang Wei, and she became Su Ye, Zhang Wei and Su Ye's girlfriend Zhuge Dali alone.

　　He quickly told another embarrassing story about Zhang Wei: "Once I took a bus with Lawyer Zhang, he fell asleep, leaned on an aunt's shoulder and slept for more than ten stops, and the aunt took advantage of her and hugged him to take pictures. Lots of pictures!".

Chapter 124

　　"Is there such a thing?"

　　Everyone was shocked.

　　"Zhang Wei didn't think you were very attractive? Hahaha" Su Ye burst out laughing.

　　"I broke the news! Curry sauce bought a book published by Peking University Press and I want to take the Tsinghua exam!"

　　Zhang Wei quickly countered.

　　"I broke the news! Once Zhang Wei wanted to fart quietly at KTV, but his ass sat on the microphone, and then...

　　"Shocked the audience!"

　　The curry sauce directly put the big move.

　　Everyone burst out laughing.

　　Su Ye hid directly aside, and Zhuge vigorously stayed away from the war, quietly watching the two cut off each other, smiling happily.

　　"I broke the news that curry sauce had a brain attack, and she asked me if infertility was inherited!"

　　Zhang Wei made another scandal about the curry sauce, and then the curry sauce couldn't organize the language for a while, and his face flushed with anger.

　　at this time.

　　The pregnant woman who everyone wanted to entertain, Chen Meijia spoke.

　　"So much fun!"

　　"Let's stop here today. I'll save some funny jokes, and I'll listen to them next time, especially Su Ye!"

　　Chen Meijia said with a big laugh, she really spoiled her today, especially Su Ye, telling jokes is absolutely amazing, it makes people want to stop!

　　Su Ye and Zhuge Dali breathed a sigh of relief, and it was finally over, otherwise they wouldn't know how long they would fight.

　　But that's fine, Su Ye quickly and everyone escorted Chen Meijia back to the room to rest.

　　...

　　At the same time, Lu Ziqiao is here.

　　In the bar, I was frantically complaining to everyone who had just come downstairs.

　　"Why does Yifei say I'm unreliable?"

　　"Ah? Do you think I'm the kind of person who doesn't wake up by drinking at the critical moment when my wife is about to give birth?"

　　Su Ye pointed to the contents of Lu Ziqiao's glass with a strange expression: "Then what are you drinking?

　　Lu Ziqiao poured some chrysanthemum tea from the teapot next to it into the goblet to prove his innocence: "It's chrysanthemum tea, not wine!"

　　Suddenly, Lu Ziqiao's mobile phone next to her made a Mika scream.

　　Lu Ziqiao was used to it, and picked it up. It turned out to be the phone ringing.

　　"Didn't I tell you Xiaohei? My wife is too bad these days, so I don't have time to play by myself!"

　　Then he hung up the phone, obviously it was Xiao Hei who came to play with him and was ruthlessly rejected by him.

　　Su Ye was speechless: "Why use such a scary ringtone? To ward off evil spirits?"

　　Lu Ziqiao explained: "I'm getting used to screaming, so when Mika gives birth, no matter how loud she screams, I can handle it, and it won't affect my taking care of my wife!"

　　Zhuge on the side praised vigorously: "You are quite delicate!"

　　Su Ye went on to say, "I think it may be that your previous character design is too wasteful and does not match the image of a good father, so Yifei is not at ease with you!"

　　Lu Ziqiao suddenly refused to accept: "Do you know how much preparation I have done?"

　　"After many days of hard training, I can now change diapers in 10 seconds, prepare milk powder in 15 seconds, and sort out the items in the bag to be delivered in 30 seconds!"

　　Zhuge Dali said slowly: "But what Meijia is worried about is not the maternity kit, nor the emergency plan. What she is worried about is the pain during childbirth, because no one can help when it really hurts!"

　　Lu Ziqiao was surprised: "How do you know?"

　　Su Ye explained: "Mei Jia said it herself, she just came to Su Ye to tell her a joke with us. I think Mei Jia needs someone who can understand her situation even more so that she can give her strong inner support!"

　　Lu Ziqiao said angrily, "Why didn't she come to me when she told you!"

　　Zhuge said with relief: "Sister Meijia knows that you have done your best, and you can't help with some things."

　　"Who says I can't help!"

　　"I can help her relieve her pain, such as rubbing her belly with my warm hands!"

　　Lu Ziqiao immediately defended.

　　Su Ye said calmly: "Physical pain is second, mainly psychological fear."

　　"Yes, yes, Su Ye, you said it very well." Zhuge Dali quickly said: "When I was a child, I always took exams with some people who were much older than me. At that time, I wanted to have a peer who can accompany me. How good, sister Mika is also afraid of pain."

　　Then, Su Ye suddenly made a meaningful speech.

　　"When I was experiencing labor pains, I also had this feeling. It was like walking alone in a dark corridor with no end. I just kept walking like this, I don't know when I can finish walking, and I don't know if I can finish walking. , At this time, if someone is willing to hold your hand, I don't know if you can go, let's go together, will you feel more at ease~'?"

　　As soon as these words were finished, Zhuge Dali's impression of Su Ye was a little better again.

　　Unexpectedly, Su Ye's mind was so delicate.

　　I am also very fortunate that I can meet such a person who understands me. I can't help but tighten Su Ye's hand and say affectionately, "Don't worry, I will accompany you, no matter what difficulties and obstacles you encounter."

　　Eh, Su Ye is a little confused, it seems that you are the one who will have children in the future.

　　But it doesn't matter, he will accompany vigorously no matter what.

　　Lu Ziqiao was speechless: "Big brother, you have only experienced the sixth grade pain, so you have such a feeling."

　　"Maybe I am born with strong perception?" Su Ye raised his eyebrows and said with a smile.

　　"Why didn't I realize it? No, I have to experience it again. Only by knowing how painful level 10 is, can I accompany Mika and make her feel at ease!"

　　Lu Ziqiao looked dissatisfied, made up her mind, and said loudly.

　　Finished.

　　Pulling Zhang Wei aside, he resolutely walked to the hospital again.

　　Zhang Wei looked confused, but still followed Lu Ziqiao to the hospital.

　　The two took a taxi and quickly arrived at the hospital. Without saying a word, they went straight to the hospital's labor pain experience room.

　　It's still the doctor, the pain meter, the familiar formula, and the familiar taste.

　　Lu Ziqiao lay on the hospital bed and touched the railing that he tore off the bed last time.

　　Well, the railings have been specially reinforced by the hospital, very strong, and support frames are used.

　　Lu Ziqiao said speechlessly, "This guardrail seems to be fat."

　　"Um".The doctor nodded: "The reinforcement is thickened, it is to prevent people like you with natural strength."

　　"This time, start at level 8."

　　After he finished speaking, he pressed the level [-] button without hesitation.

　　Lu Ziqiao instantly collapsed: "Oh oh oh oh oh, ah!"

　　Zhang Wei also began to scream: "Ahhhhh!"

　　Lu Ziqiao asked, "Zhang Wei, why are you screaming worse than me?"

　　Zhang Wei: "Nonsense! You grabbed my hand!"

　　"Why are you so strong?"

　　Lu Ziqiao instantly entered the grudge mode: "Viagra, didn't you say you would walk with me together?"

　　Zhang Wei was speechless: "I said it, but I want to accompany you in the distance!"

　　Afterwards, seeing that Zi Qiao was really in pain, Zhang Wei said again: "Don't panic, Mika said that there is a breathing method called La or something that can relieve pain, Lamez breathing method, yes, what's going on... "

　　Obviously he won't at all!

　　Then, Zhang Wei began to sing: "Hot girl, hot girl, don't be afraid!"

　　Too sandy!

　　Zi Qiao can't stand it anymore, Zhang Wei's IQ is basically at the same level as Curry Sauce!

　　Zi Qiao shouted loudly, "My mother hurts my mother even more!"

　　"Tell a few jokes and let the old lady divert her attention!"

　　Zhang Wei is confused, old lady?

　　Is Zi Qiao substituting himself for his wife?

　　"coming!"