Is the school doctor free? Have you ever heard of crispy college students!

What is it like to be a university doctor?
School doctor Chen Mu was arranged by the school to participate in a variety show "Take You into a Career Every Month".
On the first day of the program recording, netizens scolded me for sleeping and playing games in the office during the day and it became a hot search topic.
But as night falls.
The phone in the school doctor's office kept ringing, making netizens unable to hold their nerves.
"School nurse, can you come to the dormitory to pick us up? My roommate fainted because he didn't get the pig's trotter rice!"
Chen Mu: "The school ambulance and I will be here soon."
"School nurse, I sneezed and then I couldn't move."
Chen Mu: "Classmate, you seem to have broken your waist when you sneezed."
"School doctor, my roommate is playing the king..."
Chen Mu sighed: "Did you get so angry from beating the king that you lacked oxygen?"
Netizen; “How to judge this?”
Chen Mu: Not talking about medical skills, just experience.