I’m Not a Scumbag

"I'm not really a scumbag (

Ahhh! Ahhh!

Meng Zuer took the pig's trotter in the small bowl in front of him as the meat cut from Lin Fang's body, and took a big bite.

When she took a bite, she bit all the soft and smooth pork skin that melted in your mouth.

No dipping water was added, it was all the original flavor of the soup added with spices into the meat, slightly salty inside, with the sweetness of kidney beans, mixed with the meaty flavor of the pig's trotters, and Meng Zuer's eyes lit up.

Hey?

Sure enough, the weirder it looks, the more delicious it tastes!

The first step is always the hardest. Having tasted the deliciousness of this mother's hoof flowers, Meng Zuer's next move made Lin Fang want to laugh.

She actually pulled the sea bowl with the hoof flowers and protected all the food in front of her, and warned Lin Fang, "These are all mine, you are not allowed to rob them!"

"Good! Good! I don't rob!"

Lin Fang put down the tableware and looked at Meng Zuer with a smile.

Where to go now, eat so much now, eat other delicious food later, I see what you do!

Meng Zuer didn't know anything about this. She ate the sea stuffed for a while before she remembered that there was still water for dipping, and then she dipped the hoof flower in the dipping sauce and put it in her mouth. move.

If I had known that the taste of adding water and white mouth was so different, ghosts would eat so many white mouth hoof flowers!

While eating, Meng Zuer glared at Lin Fang angrily, complaining indistinctly in his mouth, "Why didn't you tell me...the best thing to eat is dipped?"

"Didn't I say it?"

Lin Fang didn't mention Meng Zuer's own saying that he wanted to eat lightly, and pretended to remember it. He apologized, "Blame me! Blame me! Let's order another bowl and eat it all with dipping this time!"

"No!"

Meng Zuer touched her stomach and reluctantly took the last bite. She wanted to fall back when she felt comfortable. If Lin Fang hadn't been so quick, she would have fallen to the ground.

Lin Fang half hugged Meng Zuer and said, "Next stop, let's find a restaurant with a backrest to eat. Let's go, go to the next one."

"Ah? So fast?"

Meng Zuer felt comfortable being held by Lin Fang, but felt shy at the same time. She was about to say something to make fun of Lin Fang. It was better to strike first, so as not to be teased. How could she have thought that Lin Fang would directly propose to go to the next place.

"I haven't digested it yet!"

"Digest while walking."

Lin Fang smiled and pulled Meng Zuer up, and said, "The next place is not very far, let's walk over, just to digest it on the way."

"Okay, then go over there!"

Leaving Lin Fang's embrace, Meng Zuer was a little disappointed, but Lin Fang's proposal was very novel, and she quickly forgot about Xu's loss.

She took out a box of xylitol from her small bag and gave Lin two of them before throwing them into her mouth.

She pays great attention to these details and always keeps her breath fresh.

Meng Zuer couldn't remember the last time he walked freely on the path.

Even if she has an excellent makeup technique and can disguise herself as an inconspicuous passerby, what's the point of walking alone without the right person to accompany her?

Meng Zuer and Lin Fang walked through the streets and alleys of Jincheng together, unconsciously feeling the whole person relaxed.

She has also thought about what kind of life she will lead if she becomes an ordinary person again if she is not an artist one day, is it freedom or loss?

I thought about it for a long time and had no answer.

Now, the answer is found!

Meng Zuer turned his face slightly and looked at Lin Fang secretly from the corner of his eyes.

It's just that Meng Zuer couldn't help but burst into a smile when he saw his face that she had deliberately aged and was old enough to be her father.

Immediately afterwards, she remembered that Lin Fang wanted to take advantage of her verbally. When her father's words made her heart shy, Meng Zuer couldn't help but spat Lin Fang fiercely.

Lin Fang was leading the way, but Meng Zuer spit it out unexpectedly. Although her breath was very fresh and even had a sweet smell of fruit, Lin Fang scolded mercilessly: "Hey, miss, don't slobber. Good? It stinks, and it's not sanitary at all!"

"Where does it stink?"

Meng Zuer's face turned red, and after a strong argument, he quickly turned his back, put his breath into his hand, and sniffed it hard.

The results naturally speak for themselves.

Meng Zuer was a little unconfident, and repeated the process again, wondering to himself: "It doesn't stink? How can this guy say that my saliva doesn't smell good?"

Seeing Meng Zuer's hurried self-examination, Lin Fang was surprised, but he deliberately leaned over and said, "It's stinky!"

"Not at all!"

Meng Zuer was in a hurry, she turned around again, tried to explain one or two, but almost bumped into Lin Fang, and even saw the wicked smile on this guy's face.

This time, Meng Zuer still didn't understand, and he was molested by Lin Fang again.

"Come here, I'll stink you, spit on your face, spit in your mouth!"

"Hey! You are so disgusting!"

"Stop, I just want to disgust you!"

"I'm not stupid, just chase after you slowly!"

The two chased and fled, running wildly in the alley, just like when they were teenagers.

When he was about to run out of the alley, Lin Fang suddenly stopped.

He noticed that at the entrance of the alley, an old man had set up a stall and was making cakes.

Seeing this special snack, Lin Fang decisively stretched out his arm to stop Meng Zuer who was still running, dragged her into his arms, then raised his hand and said to the old man: "Master, here are two egg cakes and one meat floss. Yes, a kohlrabi!"

"Get it!"

The uncle agreed very readily. He skillfully lifted the lid of the baking pan, put the cream into the half-finished baking cake, lifted one side of the baking cake with a clip and folded it into a semi-circle, turned it over and baked it for a while. After baking, I picked up a piece of rough yellow paper, wrapped the cake, and handed it to a little girl who was waiting beside her who was about to drool.

"Thank you grandpa!"

"Good! It's delicious again! Haha..."

"Uh-huh!"

While eating, the little girl nodded vigorously. Before leaving, she glanced curiously at Lin Fang and Meng Zuer who were hugging each other, and suddenly stretched out her finger and gestured twice on her face: "Shy! Ashamed!"

The old man also glanced at Xiao Lin Fang and Meng Zuer, shook his head with a smile, and said, "It's still a child!"

With that said, he calmly started to make the two cakes that Lin Fang ordered.

The old man's stall has two cake pans. While the little girl's cake is being baked, he has poured new egg liquid into the other pot, which is half dry at this time, just enough to stuff the meat floss filling.

It is said to be egg liquid, but it is actually a batter prepared with flour, eggs, white sugar, and brown sugar in proportion. Because yeast noodles and baking soda need to be injected, the final baked egg cake has both dead and crispy surfaces. Fluffy.

Although the old man set up a mobile stall, a WeChat QR code that can be used for mobile payment was pasted on the glass window at one end of the stall.

Mobile payment has penetrated into all aspects of life, on the streets.

"Come on, get it first, just wait for the kohlrabi!"

The old man handed the baked meat floss cake to Lin Fang, and then stuffed the kohlrabi into another half-finished cake.

Lin Fang handed the cake to Meng Zuer and said, "Come on, try it."

"Oh……"

Meng Zuer subconsciously took over the cake before she remembered that she was still being held in Lin Fang's arms. At this time, she realized why the little girl and the old man looked at her strangely before.

"disgusting!"

Meng Zuer quickly broke free from Lin Fang's arms and wanted to say a few words to him, but she was a little curious about the taste of the cake, so she couldn't help holding it to her mouth and took a light bite.

Only the outermost skin was a little crispy. After biting it, the inside was soft and tender, making Meng Zuer feel like he was holding his skin in his mouth.

This taste is simply amazing!

The fluffy meat wrapped in the soft and crispy outer skin plays a finishing touch, raising the already soft and tender cake to a new level, especially the slightly salty meat floss, which sets off the sweetness of the cake just right.

"Delicious!"

Ahhh! Ahhh!

Delicious is delicious, but a little less...

Meng Zuer felt that he hadn't tasted anything yet, and he was empty, and the cake was gone.

"for you."

"Hey? You...Aren't you going to eat?"

Meng Zuer saw the cake that Lin Fang handed over again, and wanted to take it, but was a little embarrassed.

"I'm not hungry."

This is where to go, the egg cake is not considered a second stop, it is purely a point in the middle, pad it, pad it.

Lin Fang smiled and handed the rutabaga cake in his hand to Meng Zuer: "You eat, I want another one."

"Then... that's fine!"

Meng Zuer really didn't enjoy eating at all, and took the cake without much push.

This kind of snack can be sweet or salty. Although sugar is added to the outer skin, the sweetness is not too obvious. It is more used to improve the taste. To really control the taste, it is still necessary to rely on the indentation.

The two cakes that Lin Fang had ordered before were both salty. He subconsciously ordered two in the store according to his own habit. At this time, he handed the second cake to Meng Zuer to remember that he hadn't ordered sweet yet. of.

So, Lin Fang asked for another sweet cake filled with white sugar and sesame, and then settled the bill.

"Why don't I wait for you to eat?"

Meng Zuer was holding the egg cake, careful that his liver was tickled by the fragrance lingering on the tip of his nose, but he was barely tensed, wanting to wait for Lin to let it go.

"It doesn't matter, you eat first, it will be ready soon, we will go to the next stop later."

Lin Fang took out his mobile phone and glanced at the map. It was not far from the second stop, only a few hundred meters away.

"If that's the case, then I'm welcome!"

Crack! Crack!

Ahhh! Ahhh!

The kohlrabi is placed in the egg cake, adding another kind of texture. This crisp, springy and chewy pickle actually enriches the taste of the egg cake.

Meng Zuer didn't pay attention, and after a few bites, he ate all of it.

After eating, she was still a little unfulfilled, she couldn't help but licked her fingers and secretly looked at the sweet cake in Lin Fang's hand.

At this time, the two had already walked across the street, not too far from the second stop that Lin Fang had booked.

Lin Fang held the egg cake in his hand and hadn't eaten it yet. When he saw Meng Zuer peeking at the cake in his hand, he wanted to laugh, but he said, "How about you eat this too?"

"it's not good?"

Meng Zuer was very moved, but her reason reminded her that she had eaten too much high-calorie food today, and she might be exhausted when she went back to work out.

"Aren't you going to eat? Then I'll eat..."

"Don't... No, I mean, I can help you eat half... Goo!"

Seeing Meng Zuer's appearance, Lin Fang was already satisfied, he handed over the cake without hesitation, and said, "Take it, you're done."

"Lin Fang..."

Although Lin Fang only handed Meng Zuer a few dollars, a trivial cake, Meng Zuer felt that her heart was about to be melted. The feeling of being fed and pampered was too beautiful to bear. Constantly sinking in tenderness.

"Huh? This taste..."

Meng Zuer was moved, and she pouted at the cake. The combination of white sugar and sesame made her discover a whole new world.

"How do I feel, this cake is better than the previous two combined!"

I don't know if it's too delicious. Meng Zuer thinks that she can consider repurchasing it, but when she turns around, she finds that the old man who sold the cakes has disappeared in the alley where she came. Now, even if she wants to eat it again, She couldn't eat it anymore, the cake in her hand was already the only one.

"Lin Fang..."

"Cough!"

Meng Zuer just wanted to propose to Lin Fang, when there is time to do it again, find the old man who just sold cakes and eat it again.

No, she just called out Lin Fang's name, but was stopped by Lin Fang with a cough.

Following Lin Fang's gaze, Meng Zuer noticed that he had been taken to a pedestrian street by Lin Fang, and there were pedestrians on the left and right. He seemed to hear her calling Lin Fang's name. Weird look.

Meng Zuer: "..."

isn't it?

You can't really call it, can you? It feels so prickly...no! I feel so ashamed!

"Goo!"

Meng Zuer couldn't help but swallowed, feeling that the cake in her hand didn't seem so sweet, and her heartbeat was beating wildly at an unprecedented rate.

Endocrine speed up, bladder filling, Meng Zuer unconsciously clamped his legs, there is an urge to go to the toilet.

Even in the concert scene, facing the crowd of tens of thousands of audiences, Meng Zuer had never been so nervous.

Now, there is an illusion that you will pee your pants at any time.

Lin Fang was right next to him, enjoying Meng Zuer's shame in the best position with peace of mind. That feeling was very exciting.

Whether Meng Zuer called or not called was not important to Lin Fang anymore. To be able to see the tangled scene of a big star with his own eyes was already worth the price for him.

Lin Fang also seemed to have been opened to a new world. He suddenly felt that he seemed to have found a shortcut to gain the upper hand in getting along with girls.

At this moment, the many theories in the Handbook of Male God and the experience in the actual operation process are blended together, giving Lin Fang a kind of refreshing feeling of opening up the two veins of Ren and Du.

"Clap! Let's go to that uncle's place to buy cakes next time..."

"What did you just call me?"

Lin Fang actually heard that Meng Zuer was calling "Dad", but because of shame, he deliberately blurred the pronunciation and pronounced a "pa" between "Dad" and "Climb".

She wanted to get confused, but it wasn't that easy.

"Oops!"

Meng Zuer couldn't help but stomped his feet gently, and said with a small temper: "It doesn't matter, I mean, if we have time in the future, we will go to that uncle to buy egg cakes."

Lin Fang smiled gently and said, "I'm asking, what did you call me just now?"

Passers-by's eyes swept across, like invisible bricks, one by one superimposed on Meng Zuer's back, stimulating her again, causing her inner shame and nervousness to superimpose.

Meng Zuer suddenly regretted, she regretted that she shouldn't be fooling around, and made Lin Fang look like she was at least twenty years older than herself, but very similar to herself.

When the two stood together, everyone felt that this was a father and daughter.

Not to mention calling him by his first name, even if he greets him in a friendly tone like "hello" and "hey", it will attract strange eyes from passersby.

If you encounter an aunt with a strong sense of justice, I am afraid that she will be able to hold Meng Zuer on the spot and educate her well, what is "respecting parents"!

"Goo!"

Meng Zuer swallowed again unconsciously, feeling like he was sitting on wax.

Just failed to get through, but instead attracted Lin Fang's interest, Meng Zuer felt that she was really dizzy.

Just follow Lin Fang honestly, nothing to make a sound!

Meng Zuer felt sorry for herself, and was "forced" by Lin Fang's gaze and the gazes of passers-by around her, she felt that she was really about to die.

"I want to go to the toilet!"

Snapped!

Urine escape · Reverse!

Lin Fang's eyes were quick, and he grabbed Meng Zuer's wrist, and at the same time broke her urine escape technique.

"Zu'er, you have to say 'hello to me when you go to the toilet~www.readwn.com~ can't be rude!"

Lin Fang spoke softly with a smile on his face, but in Meng Zuer's ears, it was as terrifying and abominable as the laughter of a demon.

Meng Zuer clenched her legs unconsciously, she begged for mercy: "I really can't do it anymore, please let me go, and I will promise you an excessive request later, okay?"

"Okay, of course."

"Then let go!"

"You can let me go."

Lin Fang smiled lightly and said, "Then should you call me something?"

"you……"

Do you really want to call?

Meng Zuer bit her lower lip, and her face was slowly soaked in blush, even with thick makeup, she couldn't stop the blush.

She was very worried that once she made a breakthrough in this step, she would not be able to raise her head again in front of Lin Fang.

Such a black history, I am afraid that he will laugh at him for a year!

"Let's go to the supermarket first."

"I just want to go to the toilet, I don't want to go to the supermarket!"

"It's okay, I'll buy you a pack of adult diapers so you can last a long time."

"Dad, stop making trouble!"

"what?"

Lin Fang turned back and looked at Meng Zuer, looking at her with a smile but not a smile, and said, "What did you just call me?"

"I didn't call anything. I'm going to the toilet!"

Meng Zuer tried his best to break free from Lin Fang, and rushed to the nearby shopping mall with the fastest speed.

"interesting."

Meng Zuer's reaction was really interesting to Lin Fang. This feeling was different from when he was with any girl before.

This feeling of taking the initiative, watching her clumsy in her own hands, and finally having to give in, is really fascinating.

Lin Xin couldn't help but feel a hint of enlightenment, maybe... Whoever takes the initiative is the key to the direction of a relationship...