I’m Not a Scumbag

"I'm not really a scumbag (

Meng Zuer watched Lin Fang's expression change little by little, from curiosity to surprise, to panic and entanglement, vividly interpreting the innate nature of a man who only looks at his face and is more than heavenly.

Meng Zuer, who had never seen Lin Fang like this, resisted not releasing the answer, and was so happy to appreciate Lin Fang's rare personal performance. In the end, she couldn't stand it anymore, when she thumped and laughed Only then did he tell Lin Fang the truth.

"Are you a fool? Of course what you see is what I look like! Otherwise? I'm really going to be laughed at by you!"

Getting a positive answer from Meng Zuer's mouth, Lin Fang couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

No wonder he was nervous, there are too many masters who have practiced the make-up technique on the micro-vision to MAX, which is really more terrifying than the disguise technique.

What is a star face a day, men, women, young and old become different every day for you to see!

On the bright side, being their husbands can be fun.

Think of the worst, make them unhappy, and have ED in one day, the kind that can't be cured by a **** doctor.

...

Lin Fang didn't know if it was his own delusion. He vaguely felt that the makeup on his face looked a bit similar to Meng Zuer's, and it meant a bit like a husband and wife.

That is to say, Meng Zuer made her very young, and it seemed that she and Lin Fang were not like husband and wife at all, so he didn't think much about it.

Lin Fang packed up his emotions and said to Meng Zuer, "Let's go, Sister Zuer, I'll take you to eat something delicious."

Originally, Lin Fang only planned to take the big star to eat something casually, and it would be over if he fooled around.

It is really a disaster for ordinary people to have an affair with a big star.

I didn't expect Meng Zuer's makeup skills to be so superb. Lin Fang is now completely put on makeup by Meng Zuer to become a middle-aged man he doesn't know. Without any worries, Lin Fang felt that he could be a little better to Meng Zuer, and he could really consider taking Meng Zuer with him. Walk and eat all the way.

"Okay, let's go!"

Meng Zuer picked up the small backpack, jumped around Lin Fang's arm and said, "What are we going to eat first?"

Seeing Meng Zuer's impatient look, Lin Fang couldn't help but laugh a little.

It's hard to tell who influenced who. The girls around Lin Fang all became interested in delicious food. Now, even big stars like Meng Zuer have signs of it.

Lin Fang thought about it and said, "Let's eat the hoof flower soup first, we two will have a bowl of mother hoof flower to appetize."

"Hoof flowers? Isn't that a pig's hand? I don't want it, it's fat and greasy, it's not delicious!"

Meng Zuer shook his head decisively, and even showed a bit of panic on his face.

What pig feet, chicken feet, duck feet, sheep feet, all go away!

Lin Fang glanced at Meng Zuer in surprise, and said tentatively, "Are you afraid?"

"Hey... how is that possible?"

Meng Zuer patted his chest and said, "I, Meng Zuer, are the most courageous. I'm not afraid of haunted houses, but would I be afraid of pig hands?"

"Oh……"

Lin Fang responded casually, unconsciously being a little distracted, but the small man was not so majestic, he really wanted to wash his face...

"Hey! Don't you believe it?"

Meng Zuer couldn't help but pouted and said loudly: "Hoof flowers are hoof flowers, let's go, let's eat, eat a big portion!"

"Thank you mom...cough!"

Lin Fang was distracted for a while, and almost replied with a stalk. He reacted and decisively used a cough to cover up his embarrassment.

Meng Zuer stared at Lin Fang suspiciously and said, "What did you say thank you just now?"

Lin Fang said solemnly: "I just said to go to Xie Momma's hoof flower head office and eat mom's hoof flower!"

"Oh……"

Meng Zuer didn't think much, and pulled Lin Fang out.

In Jincheng, the signboards of all kinds of noodles X mother's hoof flowers are not one thousand or eight hundred, and Meng Zuer was easily fooled.

Just as the two of them were taking the elevator to the garage, Meng Zuer received a message from Wanqianjin with a link attached.

Seeing this, Meng Zuer was quite frightened. She didn't even bother to forward it to Lin Fang, so she handed him her cell phone and said, "I'm sorry brother Lin, I seem to have tricked you!"

It's no wonder Meng Zuer said that, as Wanqianjin took advantage of her network, deleted posts, accused comments, and counterattacked, there were fewer and fewer black materials on the Internet against Meng Zuer.

But someone didn't know what to think, trying to open up the second battlefield, and directly focused on Lin Fang's attack. For a time, a lot of posts came out like a tsunami.

The link Meng Zuer received is almost a summary of Lin Fang's black materials. It not only exposed Lin Fang's love history over the years, but also exposed his scumbag face, but also his school, work place, license plate number, and WeChat account. was released.

What kind of troubles will be caused by rumors of scandals with celebrities, and now it is beginning to show its power.

"Ho..."

Lin Fang took a general look at the post, that is, focused on the part about his personal privacy, and found that he didn't have his own home address, so he didn't care too much. He passed the link to himself and returned the mobile phone to Meng Zuer. Look slowly when you are free.

I don't even know the past love history, who is so kind to help me make up my homework, what a good person!

Especially the love history part of this black material, it not only introduces the details of Lin Fang's previous ex-girlfriends, hobbies, two or three things with Lin Fang, and the current occupation, but also very intimately accompanied by ID photos, beauty Color photos and life photos.

If it weren't for the purpose of this black material to attack Lin Fang, it would not be appropriate to go to thank him himself. Lin Fang really wanted to give this person a pennant.

With this black information, Lin Fang can finally recognize his ex-girlfriends one by one, so as not to make an oolong that he should not know in person.

Meng Zuer took the phone, and seeing Lin Fang's indifferent appearance, she couldn't help but feel anxious: "Little brother Lin, why are you not anxious at all? Your personal privacy has been leaked, and they are still scolding you like this on the Internet, aren't you angry? ?"

Lin Fang shrugged and said, "What's there to be angry about? I just like the way they don't like me, but they treat me as helpless."

Meng Zuer: "..."

After a while, Meng Zuer had to admit that this black material, in addition to leaking Lin Fang's school, work unit, license plate, WeChat and other things, would cause some troubles in his life. The other parts were simply helping Lin Fang. Put suction powder.

If this black material only attacks one point, only Lin Fang is not worthy of Meng Zuer to talk about things, maybe it will arouse the righteous indignation of Meng Zuer's fans and even passers-by.

Meng Zuer, who has a series of nicknames such as Shenyan, prosperous beauty, and the number one beauty in the entertainment industry, has become Lin Fang's rumored girlfriend. With only this one, Lin Fang should be pulled out and played to death.

But this black material has done superfluous things, and released Lin Fang's love history in just over three years of college career.

This time, the melon-eating masses who watched the black material suddenly became stunned.

First, I doubted the authenticity of this black material, and then I felt that Lin Fang had done things that many men wanted to do but dared not do, or even couldn't do it at all.

He abruptly turned several grades of the surrounding universities into a harem, not to mention, but also from the inside to the outside, involving all walks of life.

The first few pages of comments on this black material were all attacking Lin Fang in various ways, calling him "scumbag", "scum", "shameless and indecent", and should be insulted by "humane destruction" and so on.

At the back, the style of painting gradually changed, especially with the appearance of a message.

"Am I the only one who thinks this Lin Fang is awesome? I counted a little and found that the number of exes is 99+, which is more than the WeChat friends I have met in a year. I would like to ask, Mr. Lin, is the class starting?"

From the beginning of this message, it completely crooked the building and went in a strange direction forever.

"Mr. Lin, I want to fall in love!"

"Mr. Lin, save the child!"

"As long as I have one percent of Mr. Lin's skill, I won't be single for so long."

"Poor review! I took off my pants, yet you didn't give out the contact information of Mr. Lin's ex-girlfriend!"

Lin Fang and Meng Zuer didn't see these comments because of too many connections. They only saw the first few comments, and most of them were scolding Lin Fang.

...

The license plate was exposed, and the car could not be driven recently.

Lin Fang took Meng Zuer out of the hotel, and simply called an online car-hailing car to take her to eat mother's hoof flowers.

Just looking at Meng Zuer's strong performance, Lin Fang knew that she should have some shadows on pig trotters.

He was curious whether Meng Zuer could escape the law of true fragrance.

Mom's hoof flowers!

Full of collagen, the soup is thick and glutinous, fat but not greasy, it is almost equivalent to never come to Jincheng without eating a bowl of mother's hoof flowers.

You know, hot pot is not everything in Jincheng!

The mother's hoof flower is a traditional and famous snack in Jincheng. The main raw material is stewed kidney beans with pig's trotters. The seasonings may be increased or decreased in details, but the main ingredients are very uniform.

It is also because of the differences in details that each "old shop" has different characteristics.

In a food capital such as Jincheng, the service and price are second, and the taste is not good, and it will go out of business within three months.

As long as you can do it for ten years, you have several unique skills, and you are also qualified to be called: old shop.

Thanks to Gu Pengfei, a veteran foodie, Lin Fang now has a lot of experience in finding the real food in Jincheng.

In a pile of snack bars with "XX mother's hoof flowers" hanging, it is easy for Lin Fang to find the most delicious one.

When he got to the ground, Lin Fang quickly found one among several "XX mother's hoof flowers" and dragged Meng Zuer into the door.

"Hello, are you two?"

As soon as I entered the door, a chubby aunt greeted me. Seeing Lin Fang nodded and said something in Jincheng dialect, the chubby aunt immediately switched from Mandarin to dialect: "Sit! Sit! What do you two have to eat?"

Two fathers?

In Jincheng dialect, this phrase usually refers to two fathers and daughters, father and son, mother and daughter, mother and son, plus a little relationship between uncle and nephew, aunt and nephew, and nephew and nephew, usually the relationship between elders and juniors.

Lin Fang looked back at Meng Zuer and saw that she was smiling but pretended to be calm, and suddenly realized that this was a pit.

Meng Zuer put makeup on herself, deliberately turning herself into a middle-aged man!

Okay, two fathers are just two fathers!

Lin Fang nodded and said, "Bring our daughter a bowl of hoof flowers and a dipping saucer."

"Who is your daughter..."

"Cough cough!"

Meng Zuer wanted to be stabbed on the spot, but was stopped by Lin Fang coughing, so he could only stare at him with angry eyes, preparing to make him look good for a while.

The fat aunt laughed dryly and asked, "You two...just eat a bowl of hoof flowers?"

Seeing Lin Fang nodding, the fat aunt knew that this business was just like this, and was a little helpless, but she still asked, "Then do you want to eat?"

If it were a foreigner, this sentence alone would have caused a quarrel.

Fortunately, Lin Fang knew that the fat aunt just wanted to ask them if they wanted to add some rice, so she shook her head gently and refused.

I have to eat other delicious things later, but I can't fill my stomach with hoof flowers and rice.

Lin Fang and the two didn't ask for rice, which made the fat aunt slightly relieved. Right now, the restaurant is at the time of the master, so if you only order a bowl of hoof flowers and add rice based on the head count, it will be a loss. The price per customer is too high. Less, but also affect the turnover rate.

When the fat aunt walked away, Meng Zuer picked up a tissue and wiped the stool and sat down. He looked at Lin Fang angrily and said, "What did you just say?"

Seeing that Meng Zuer had wiped the tables and chairs so skillfully that he no longer cared about the greasy on the tables and chairs, Lin Fang couldn't help smacking his lips.

This lady's adaptability is quite strong!

"What about you!"

Meng Zuer saw that Lin Fang ignored her and just stared at her hand. She couldn't help but picked up the chopsticks in her hand and tapped lightly in front of Lin Fang.

Lin Fang returned to his senses, smiled and pointed to himself, and then to Meng Zuer, and said, "Look at me, look at you, what do you think our relationship should be?"

"Of course love..."

Meng Zuer subconsciously wanted to say it was a "couple", but he looked at Lin Fang's middle-aged face, and then took out the mirror to look at his young girl's appearance. You can't take advantage of me on purpose!"

Lin Zhang felt wronged, and he said, "Sister! You turned me so old, and you turned me so much like you. When someone asks you, how would you introduce me? You can't say it's a husband and wife, right? Others will think I'm a pervert. !"

"How can it be!"

Meng Zuer wanted to laugh a little, but she didn't believe it at all. She said, "Others will only think that you are rich!"

"I don't need people to think I'm rich!"

I just want to be your dad!

Lin Fang coughed lightly, suppressed his inner thoughts, and said, "Don't make trouble! It's too laborious to explain, or the father-daughter relationship is more in line with the perception of the majority of melon-eating people."

Meng Zuer gave Lin Fang a fierce look and said, "I suspect that you just want to be my dad!"

Yeah, is that so obvious? You guessed it right!

Even if he was seen, Lin Fang couldn't admit that he was beaten to death. He decisively shook his head and said, "You think too much!"

Goo!

What's with this saliva?

Thinking of the petite and exquisite big star Meng Zuer riding on him and calling him "Dad", it seems quite touching...

no! no!

Lin Fang hurriedly started expression management, but...

"Hey!"

Meng Zuer couldn't help kicking Lin Fang, and said angrily, "Why are you smiling so strangely, everyone is looking at us! Fortunately, we put on makeup, otherwise we would have to run away now!"

"Am I smiling?"

Lin Fang wiped his mouth and argued forcefully, "You must have heard it wrong!"

"I heard that right!"

"You heard wrong!"

"I heard that right!"

"You heard wrong!"

"Uh... two... your hoof flowers!"

The fat aunt brought hoof flowers and dipping sauce over, and glanced at the "father and daughter" on the table with a strange look.

"Eat! Eat!"

Lin Fang took the scalded small bowl next to the hoof flower soup, scooped some soup and kidney beans into the two small bowls, handed a bowl over, and said, "Drink the soup first, then eat the meat, dip the meat in water. It's more delicious, but if you want something light, I won't give it to you if you dip it in water."

"Why!"

Meng Zuer took the soup bowl and just set it down. Hearing Lin Fang's words, he decisively grabbed the dipping water in front of him, snorted, and said, "I'm going to eat spicy food!"

Lin Fang thought it was a little funny, but he didn't stop it and drank the soup on his own.

This mother's hoof flower, in a more elegant way, has a skin that is better than snow, looks like flying flowers, smooth and delicate, soft and refreshing, fragrant but not greasy, beans like cotton yarn, and the fragrance of soup is overflowing.

In the words of ordinary people, it is: the soup is delicious, the meat is delicious, the kidney beans are very sandy, and the taste is very good.

The hoof flower shop chosen by Lin Fang was the one with the most people among the seven or eight hoof flower shops in the surrounding area. Before noon, it was 70-80% full.

It is especially worth noting that all the other hoof flower shops around have special waiters shouting at the door to attract customers, but this one has no one shouting.

There is quite a kind of old lady that tastes good, and you don't need to shout domineering everywhere~www.readwn.com~ After taking a sip of soup, Lin Fang only felt that the mellow fragrance filled his throat and lungs, and his whole body seemed to be opened up by Ren Du Er. Normal pulse, very comfortable.

fragrant!

The strong aroma of pork is all concentrated in this bowl of soup, and it is tempered by the bean aroma of kidney beans. Every mouthful, there is a bean paste entrance, which is not the usual fresh and delicious taste.

Lin Fang finished drinking in one breath, turned his head to look at Meng Zuer, the girl was holding a small bowl and took her first sip with difficulty.

Sure enough, she didn't dare to eat pig's trotters!

He didn't dare to go back, but the soup was held in front of him, and the aroma was overflowing. Meng Zuer couldn't resist it. Maybe he thought it was nothing to drink the soup, but he finally convinced himself and took a sip.

Lin Fang could clearly see the change in Meng Zuer's face. After taking this soup, her wrinkled face stretched out. Then the second and third sips kept coming, and a small bowl of hoof flower soup was eaten by her in a blink of an eye. Give it a clean drink.

Seeing this, Lin Fang decisively scooped a spoonful of pig trotters into Meng Zuer's bowl: "Come on, eat hoof flowers!"

Eat...hoof flowers?

The whole small bowl is full of hoof flowers. The white, tender and glutinous hoof flowers are very flexible, and they tremble when you touch them. You can imagine how soft and glutinous this mouthfeel is.

It's just that the shape of the toes of the pig's trotters are still there, and the ridges are in Meng Zuer's bowl, which makes her look discolored.

To eat or not to eat, that is the question.

Meng Zuer picked up the chopsticks and tried a few times, but she still felt that she could not overcome the psychological barrier. She pretended to be calm and said, "Oh, I'm so fat, I can't eat so much, Lin Xiao..."

"Cough!"

Lin Fang interrupted Meng Zuer and asked solemnly, "Good girl, what did you just call me?"

Meng Zuer: "..."

You son of a bitch, you really want me to call you dad!

I'm not calling!