I’m Not a Scumbag

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It is advisable to use the remaining brave to chase the poor bandits, and not to be called the overlord of learning.

Lin Fang resolutely pursued the victory and said, "Do you still dare?"

"Don't dare! Don't dare!"

Ye Hanxiao stared at Lin Fang aggrievedly and continued to drive.

If she hadn't had to look at the road ahead, she would have kept staring at Lin Fang to let him know how wronged she was.

"Then tell me, what should you do in the future?"

"I thought I would stop joking around. When I see you drunk, I will help you sober up as soon as possible, and then help you lie down so that you can have a good rest!"

Hey?

So comfortable, so thoughtful?

Lin Xin was extremely satisfied, but he pretended to be reluctant and said: "Okay, let's do this first. You drive well, I'm a little sleepy, so lie down for a while."

"Let me put the back of the chair down for you, so you can lie down more comfortably!"

Ye Han smiled and did what he said, pressed the button, and flattened the back of the seat in the passenger seat.

Not to mention, Lin Fang immediately felt a lot more comfortable now.

"Okay, you can drive."

Lin Fang closed his eyes and felt relieved, feeling that he could finally sleep at ease for a while.

Under the effect of alcohol, Lin Fang fell asleep after a while.

Ye Hanxiao had been secretly observing Lin Fang when she was driving. After driving forward for a while, she felt that Lin Fang was asleep. She reached over, shook Lin Fang lightly, and called him twice, seeing him. There was no response at all, and his heart moved slightly.

She found a place to park the car in a relatively open place in front, leaned over, touched Lin Fang's face lightly, and said softly, "Baby, do you know that what I think you think is very hard? "

Lin Fang, who was asleep, didn't respond, and he didn't hear Ye Hanxiao's whisper.

"You said you knew? Do you know why you don't always come to me?"

The closer Ye Han smiled, she even got close to Lin Fang, her breath had already sprayed onto Lin Fang's hair, blowing his hair, shaking slightly.

"Are your ex-girlfriends always harassing you and making you have no time to find me? I know that! You are mine, and I won't let them get you! As long as you don't get married for a day, your real girlfriend It can only be me! Even if you get married, I will be your second bride! Baby...I love you so much..."

Ye Hanxiao finally couldn't restrain the throbbing in his heart, and kissed Lin Fang's lips forcefully.

In a daze, Lin Fang had a dream. He dreamed that he ordered a lot of duck tongues. Spicy and fragrant duck tongues. The mouth was tender and spicy, but it was tender and delicious, which stimulated his saliva to secrete. .

He only needed a light bite to inhale the whole duck tongue into his mouth. The wonderful taste made him unable to stop, and was deeply intoxicated.

I just don't know what happened. Whenever Lin Fang wanted to swallow the duck tongue, the duck tongue would disappear out of thin air. He had no choice but to take another one and put it in his mouth, and then it was spicy again. Repeat with the tender taste.

It was wonderful until he tried to swallow it, and once he tried to swallow it, the tongue disappeared again.

After several attempts, Lin Fang found that he couldn't swallow the duck's tongue, and he was a little anxious. He couldn't help but put out both hands, trying to hold the duck's tongue tightly to see where it ran.

The strange thing is that Lin Fang is clearly holding the duck tongue, but the starting point is too soft, without the tenacity of the base of the duck tongue, and the feel is very wrong. The base of the duck tongue is too big...

"Hey!"

Ye Hanxiao was moved by Lin Fang's kiss, and was about to ride on Lin Fang and move by himself, but unexpectedly, Lin Fang, who was in a dream, felt a serious sense of disobedience and woke up.

As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw that Ye Hanxiao, who was close to his face, had already ridden on him, his clothes were disheveled, and he was trying to treat him badly.

Lin Fang pushed Ye Hanxiao away, he was relieved to see that he was still intact, and looked at Ye Hanxiao again... The scene was a little too frivolous, he dared not look at it again, tried to open the car door to no avail, and simply climbed to the back seat.

"I'd better rest in the back seat."

"Baby, people want to..."

"No! You don't want to!"

Lin Fang decisively refused: "If you want to do this again, I can get out of the car."

At this moment, Lin Fang had already realized that what he dreamed of was not a duck tongue at all.

He actually enjoyed it, and was quite satisfied with Ye Hanxiao's appearance, figure, and personality.

It's a pity that Ye Hanxiao has a very difficult sister. If something is going to happen to the two of them tonight, Lin Fang is worried that the bank card in his pocket will not be taken out tomorrow.

Just for one night of greed, it cost a full five million, and the price was too expensive.

Lin Fang thought about the good thing that people and money can get two, but just thinking about the difficulty, Lin Fang decisively gave up such unrealistic illusions.

Thousands of birds are in the forest, it is better to have one bird in hand.

Isn't it fragrant that the five million in hand is heavy?

Compared to getting both people and money, this real five million is much more realistic.

"Lin Fang...you just don't want to get back with others?"

Ye Hanxiao lowered her head and sorted her clothes, feeling very depressed. Instead of calling Lin Fang "baby", she called out his name again.

It can be seen how serious she is about this issue.

"Honestly, I don't know."

Lin Fang thought about it seriously and said, "Your sister has always disapproved of us being together. I originally thought that we would just pass by. I don't know what happened today, but she invited me to the hot spring hotel with a good attitude. After a 180-degree change, I suddenly told me to let me stay with you, and that we should leave a son and a half daughter to the Ye family..."

"You promised?"

Ye Hanxiao raised her head sharply, looking at Lin Fang who was sitting in the back seat, with a look of hope and a pair of eyes sparkling, showing how much she was looking forward to.

"no!"

Lin Fang laughed a little: "If I agree, how can I leave the hot spring hotel in such a hurry?"

"You didn't promise..."

Ye Hanxiao's mood fell again, suddenly she thought of something, raised her head again, and asked curiously: "By the way, what did you and my sister say together? Why did you leave suddenly, and you were still drunk. If I didn't find you in time, I'm worried that you will be drunk on the side of the road!"

"Me and your sister..."

Lin Fang thought for a while, but there was nothing he couldn't say, he simply repeated the conversation between himself and Ye Haitang, and finally said, "I accidentally drank a bottle of cocktail, I knew at the time that something was wrong, I was worried that you might get drunk. I can't explain clearly in my sister's room, so I hurriedly left."

"So it is!"

Ye Han smiled and said suddenly: "I said why my sister suddenly asked me to come to the hot spring hotel, and said something good to tell me, when I found her, she was a little angry and didn't want to pay attention to me!"

"My sister is too cunning!"

Ye Han smiled lightly and said, "She must have recorded the video, at least three pits are buried for you to jump in! The first pit is seduction, if you dare to think a little bit about my sister, then you are finished. Not only can we not be together, but she can easily lose your job and send you to court in the end!"

I'm sorry!

Is your sister so cruel?

Fortunately, I am not shocked, and Yujie is clear, otherwise it would be really terrible to step on this pit!

Lin Xin was slightly startled, and then secretly rejoiced.

Ye Hanxiao continued: "The second pit is the bank card she threw to you! If you didn't speak up in time to block her, it would not be a reward, but a breakup fee! My sister will definitely take this to me. Talk about things in front of you, say that you are coveting our family's wealth, and then freeze your card so that you can't get a penny!"

Ah!

Sure enough!

Lin Fang nodded slightly, he thought of this at the time, so he said it at the time.

Unexpectedly, wrong or wrong, but instead disrupted Ye Haitang's plan.

"What is the third pit?"

"The third? The third is what to say to let you stay with me, have...have a child..."

Ye Hanxiao was a little shy, lowered her head slightly and said, "My parents and my mother prefer boys who work hard, and don't like those who are idle and lazy. If you agree, my sister will just show the video in front of my parents. , even if the two of us can get back together, it will end up in her hands!"

"Your sister really deserves to be the boss of a distant hospital. In such a short period of time, you can come up with such a tricky set!"

Thinking of all kinds of thrilling places, Lin Fang couldn't help but secretly panic.

It's not because of lack of preparation time. Ye Haitang wanted to finish her work in one battle, and she was a little anxious. Maybe I'm going to be planted in her hands today...

wrong!

Lin Fang thought that he was drunk because of cocktails, and naturally he thought that what he gave Ye Haitang to drink was also a cocktail. In the end, Ye Haitang was thirsty and opened another bottle of cocktail himself.

Everyone's physique is different, even if they are not allergic to alcohol like Lin Fang, their tolerance to cocktails is also different. The reason why Ye Haitang became so eager and the plan was flawed, the two bottles of cocktails might also act as a catalyst. effect! !

Thinking about this, Lin Fang only felt comfortable all over, the weather and the people were all on his side, and if he escaped this catastrophe, he would be blessed!

The most important point is that these five million can be taken with peace of mind!

"Okay, let's not talk about my sister!"

Ye Han smiled and pouted, and said a little discouraged: "With her here, it's hard for the two of us to be together! Unless..."

"Unless what?"

"Ah? No... nothing!"

Ye Hanxiao glanced at Lin Fang in a panic, didn't talk about this issue, and changed the subject: "It's not too early, I'll continue driving, eh, let's go back to Jincheng first!"

Maybe it was because he concentrated on thinking about the solution and started driving again. On the way, Ye Hanxiao was not harassing Lin Fang. He obediently took Lin Fang to the downstairs of Ding Tai Hang, and didn't bother him any more. He just said good night. Leave on your own.

Lin Fang drove home, only to find that the bag of spicy quail eggs was still in the car when he got out of the car, he carried it upstairs in his hand.

Opening the door, it was rare to see Lin Xiaolei kneeling beside the TV with a basin of water on her pitiful head.

She didn't know what she did to anger her mother. She sat on the sofa watching TV and eating melon seeds, ignoring Lin Xiaolei who was kneeling beside her and begging for mercy.

On the side, Dad stood behind the sofa and pinched his mother's shoulders, and kept persuading him: "Wife, it's almost enough, you see how pitiful Leilei is, she's been kneeling for a long time, her knees are almost swollen, she can't go back to school. It's the third year of high school, the graduating class, you can bear it?"

After being persuaded by my father, my mother was obviously a little hesitant. She was hesitating, when Lin Fang pushed the door and came in. Seeing the scene in front of him, he resolutely added fuel to the fire: "Mom, what did Lin Xiaolei do wrong? Kneeling down, or standing in the basin?"

"You ask her!"

Mom's anger, which was about to subside, rose again after rubbing it. She threw the seeds in her hand, stopped watching TV, turned her face, and let Lin Xiaolei confess.

"I didn't do anything..."

"You say it again, what are you doing!"

Lin Xiaolei's words stimulated her mother again, she stood up abruptly, took off her slippers and planned to walk over to give her a meal.

"Mom, a gentleman doesn't do anything! Don't you hit people? Even if I learn from Lin Daiyu and speak a little more euphemistically, saying that the noodles you cook are not delicious, we have to be reasonable, right? You make me kneel again, and then Let me lift the pot, and now you want to hit me, is it too much?"

Yo!

Yes!

How dare you despise Empress Dowager Lin's cooking skills?

Are you still imitating Lin's tone? Do you really think your surname is Lin, so you can be Lin Ran?

When death is imminent, they are still stubborn!

Should!

Lin Fang almost didn't break his belly with a smile, and nodded seriously: "Mom, Xiaolei, she really shouldn't, this is the spicy quail egg that I honor you, whether it's with noodles or wine, it tastes great. !"

"It's still my son who knows he loves me!"

When my mother saw the spicy quail eggs that Lin Fang handed over, she only smelled the aroma emanating from the opening of the pocket, her eyes lit up, and she told her father, "Lao Lin, these quail eggs are really well marinated. Come and get some wine, let's drink two cups."

"Hey!"

Dad also smelled the aroma of spicy quail eggs, he just felt his mouth was full of saliva, and he went over to get the wine.

Lin Xiaolei, who was left alone, seemed to have been forgotten by the whole world, kneeling there, angry and hated.

"Lin Fangwen, you scumbag! You are born from the same root, why is it too urgent to fry each other?"

Lin Fang pretended not to hear Lin Xiaolei's roar, and said to his mother: "Mom, when I came back, I saw a branch of He Ji Yuxiang Noodles opened not far from the community, do you want to give you and Dad a meal? Bowl?"

"He Kee opened a branch?"

Mom's eyes lit up again. The fish-flavored noodles in this house are a must.

Just thinking about it, my mother swallowed a little, but she hesitated: "We've all eaten, and we eat noodles for dinner~www.readwn.com~ Isn't it a little bad to eat noodles at night?"

"It's okay, He Ji's mutton skewers are pretty good too, just eat more meat!"

"Okay, then you order."

goo...

Just listening to the discussion between Lin Fang and his mother, Lin Xiaolei can think of how delicious the takeout Lin Fang ordered.

Compared with the clear water noodles cooked by my mother, it is light and salty and tasteless. If you can eat a bite, it is simply delicious!

"Mom, I was wrong, I want to eat too!"

Lin Xiaolei's saliva was drooling next to her, and she resolutely confessed.

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