I’m Not a Scumbag

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Lin Fang didn't even think about it, happily agreed, opened the car door and sat in the co-pilot.

The degree of the cocktail is not high, only 3.8 degrees, and the volume of a bottle is only 275 ml, which is not easy to intoxicate.

But Lin Fang felt that the ground was shaking after getting in the car, sleepiness and tiredness came in waves, and he felt like he was going to faint at any time.

"Little brother, what's the matter with you? Seeing how popular you are, are you drinking?"

"Drink a little..."

Lin Fang tried his best to open his eyes and glanced at the girl in the driver's seat next door, but he couldn't see the other person's appearance. Except for the music, he could see that the other side had long hair and could barely see the girl's curves. It's blurry, and the outlines are not clearly visible.

"Hee hee, you don't look like you only drank a little!"

The girl glanced at Lin Fang curiously, and asked very curiously: "It's going to be dark soon, you're going down the mountain at this time, and you've drank so much wine, isn't it lovelorn? Let me guess... ...is green?"

"How could it be? I'd rather be green with the world than be green with me. Stop guessing, it's not lovelorn, not being green!"

"what is that?"

Lin Fang felt a surge of sleepiness, and he couldn't keep his eyes open, but the little girl next door was still tirelessly asking himself why. If it weren't for this, it would be hard to have any other way except for her ride. Back in Jincheng, Lin Fang really wanted to get off the bus.

"I was talking with someone in the hotel, and I accidentally drank a little wine. I was worried that something would happen when I fell asleep, so I had to go down the mountain by myself."

"Oh~~~"

The girl gave a meaningful "Oh", her voice was extremely long, and her voice was full of jokes.

"Is that man a man?"

"Woman! My ex-girlfriend's sister! Little sister, why do you like to guess so much?"

If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't open his eyes, Lin Fang really wanted to remember the other person's appearance, and then if he had a chance to meet him next time, he could hide as far as he wanted, and never meet him again.

"I don't want to guess, I ask directly, will you tell me the truth?"

"This...probably not..."

Gan!

Co-authoring you, this girl is tricking me, is this tricking me?

When boys go out, they really need to take good care of themselves.

If you are not careful, you will be given a routine.

I'm really having a hard time...

"Isn't this over? Hee hee..."

The girl glanced at Lin Fang with a smile, and seemed to feel that it was very interesting to tease Lin Fang, she turned her head and continued to look ahead, and said, "Then let me guess: You are worried that after drinking, you will be with your ex-girlfriend's sister. There will be accidents together, is it because she is old and ugly?"

"no!"

I beg you, stop guessing, okay?

If you have something to ask, can't you just ask it directly?

That is to say, in a semi-drunk state, Lin Fang thought about it for a while, and his head was buzzing. , intellectual, beautiful, intelligent... and my ex-girlfriend looks about five points similar, but it is a different style."

"Are you serious?"

"I'm serious, what's up?"

Lin Fang glanced at the other party suspiciously, and his eyes were drunk. In fact, he couldn't see the other party's appearance. He did this just to show how serious he was.

The girl smiled evilly and said meaningfully: "Then explain to me, what the **** is juicy? Have you tried it?"

Lin Fang: "???"

How to try Duozhi? Do you want to talk about the experience of being tricked by her?

It seems that I haven't been tricked too much, I just think that her attitude has changed too quickly today, there may be a problem, and there is no evidence.

"Oh~~~"

The girl gave another meaningful "Oh", and jokingly said: "Your expression, you think I shouldn't ask, right? Yes, we all understand, everyone understands!"

I understand your sister!

Did I say anything?

What are you talking about?

Are we two talking about the same thing?

If it wasn't for the dizziness, Lin Fang really wanted to get out of the car and ride with such a strange girl, it didn't seem very safe... I always felt like she was driving, but there was no evidence...

Seeing that Lin Fang didn't speak, the girl glanced at him, raised her eyebrows, and asked, "Hey! Don't ignore me! It's boring to drive alone. If you don't talk to me, it will make me unhappy. , then I can just drive! If I'm too tired, I'll stop and strike at will!"

Ye Haitang prepared a table full of good dishes. Lin Fang didn't eat it, and only drank a bottle of cocktail. The base wine of this thing was whisky, and it was mixed with 3% fruit juice. It tasted very good. Didn't expect it to be so powerful.

Lin Fang felt dizzy, hot, very sleepy, but very hungry. In fact, he didn't have the energy to talk to the girl, but because of the attitude of the other party, he couldn't help but deal with it.

It's better for this girl to just stop and strike. If she drives Lin to drop off her car, it would be a tragedy if she didn't go to the village or the store.

"What do you want to talk about?"

"I want to talk about your ex-girlfriend and sister-in-law! You say, is it your ex-girlfriend's figure or your sister-in-law's figure?"

I TM...

If you were a man, I'd definitely punch you in the past, it's so wretched!

That is to see you are a woman!

"I have no idea."

"do not!"

Seeing Lin Fang's attitude, the girl suddenly became full of curiosity and slowed down: "You don't know, according to me, according to common sense, your aunt's career line should be more prominent, women, since childhood. Playing to the big, how can there not be outstanding? However, it is hard to say other places, the years are the butcher's knife, black fungus, purple grapes."

Lin Fang: "..."

After a moment of silence, Lin Fang rubbed his face vigorously, trying to make himself awake.

Once this woman turns pale, it's really scary.

Lin Fang didn't know whether the other party was talking about this topic intentionally or unintentionally. How could a woman casually talk about such a topic with a strange man who was riding a ride?

Isn't she afraid of being at a loss?

wrong……

I should be worrying about this now, it seems like I'm the only one...

I'm half-drunk right now and have no power to resist. Could it be that she actually wanted to...

If the other party is a beautiful girl, the kind that is clean, Lin Fang actually doesn't mind taking a little bit of a loss, just push the boat, Tianliang says goodbye, and from now on, we will be separated from each other and never contact again.

But Lin Fang was so drunk that he couldn't see the face of the other party.

Even if the voice of the other party sounds good, but the voice is sweet and there are many girls who are not related in appearance, it was very happy at the time. When I woke up the next day and found that the tank was pushed angrily, it was a regret.

Lin Fang didn't dare to take this risk, he said: "Thank you very much for taking me along for a while, I feel better now, please put me down where there are lights in front of you."

click!

Lin Fang responded to the sound of the safety lock being locked, and the girl smiled and said, "That's not possible! There is a way to save people to the end, and send Buddha to the west. It's so easy to encounter such an interesting thing, you hook. Aroused my curiosity, but does not satisfy me, this is not good!"

Lin Fang vaguely seemed to see the girl driving the car licking her tongue, but he couldn't see clearly and wasn't sure.

In the darkness, he couldn't help curling up his body, feeling more and more that the other party had bad intentions towards him.

"What the **** do you want to know?"

"Who are you more comfortable with? Auntie or ex-girlfriend?"

Am I thinking too much?

Lin Fang suspected that there was something wrong with the question asked by the other party, but he could only bite the bullet and said, "Tell me first, is your car going to Jincheng?"

"Oops! Oops, are you going to Jincheng? I'm going to Anya!"

"Stop! Please put me down!"

"Hee hee... I lied to you! I also went to Jincheng, the famous Jincheng Province, so I'd better go to see and see!"

Jincheng Province is a joke. The source is that in the early years, people from surrounding cities would be ridiculed by the local indigenous people as "bend-legged poles" and "local peasants". It's great." That's why it spread.

"Oops! Don't change the subject!"

The girl driving gave Lin Fang a blank look and said, "Come on! Answer my question honestly!"

"It's all over. To be honest, I don't remember being comfortable with her."

Lin Fang shook his head, trying to wake himself up, but it was very difficult, he said: "I don't like to be with her sister, and her sister doesn't like me either, and doesn't want me to be with her. Actually, There is no need to compare the two of them together!"

"Oh……"

The girl raised her voice in disappointment, obviously very dissatisfied with Lin Fang's answer, she said, "Didn't you say that your sister-in-law is at the best age for women? Mature, intellectual, beautiful, and more... …”

Lin Fang's face darkened, and he seriously suspected that the girl driving the car was not pure in purpose. She played with color several times, afraid that she really had any thoughts about herself. In her car, she was on the verge of getting drunk again. .

no!

I need to wake up a little, I need to wake up a little more!

water!

I need water!

Lin Fang took a deep breath and said in a soft voice as much as possible, "I'm a little thirsty, do you have any water to drink in your car?"

"Do you want my water?"

"Cough...forget it..."

I do not!

I will never drink your water!

You color woman!

Just as Lin Fang was about to sternly refuse, the girl took out a water cup and looked at him in surprise: "Forget it? Do you think the cup is stained with my saliva?"

"No problem. Thank you!"

Seeing that he could barely see the outline of the cup, Lin Fang hurriedly took it. He unscrewed the lid of the cup, took a sip, and was about to swallow it when the other party suddenly said, "Aren't you afraid that I will put medicine in the cup?"

puff……

"Cough cough..."

Lin Fang spit out a mouthful of water, which was blown by the cold wind outside the window, turned into mist, and rolled back onto his face. A burst of coldness made him a little awake.

A flash of light flashed in his heart, and Lin Fang put a little water in his palm everywhere, and patted his face a few times, feeling a little more comfortable.

He returned the cup and said, "Thank you for the water, I'm much better."

"Is it really much better, Lin Fang?"

Lin... Lin Fang?

She called me Lin Fang?

Lin Fang widened his eyes sharply and tried to look at each other.

The other party has a gentle and soft face, with medium-length hair, fluffy and foreign-looking bangs, and a small face the size of a palm, full of jokes, who is it not Ye Hanxiao?

"Ye Hanxiao?"

"Well, it's me, baby! Hee hee...Are you surprised or surprised?"

"Get me out of the car!"

"Don't let it go!"

Ye Han smiled and saw that Lin Fang was a little angry, and it was impossible for Lin Fang to put down the car at this time.

Just kidding, are you stupid to be my sister?

If I let you off the bus at this time, then the relationship between us must be completely over!

Oops... If I had known you would wake up, I shouldn't have given you water!

I shouldn't even tease you, just let you sleep in a daze while driving, waiting for you to fall asleep.

After I take you XXOO, I will beat you up again and let you be responsible!

The more Ye Hanxiao thought about it, the more annoyed it became. He felt that he shouldn't be naughty for a while, and insisted on asking those strange questions as a prank. As a result, he didn't ask anything of color, but instead made Lin Fang sober up.

She felt like she simply missed two hundred million.

"Baby, I'm sorry, I was wrong, it's all my fault! I also got a call from my sister and went up the mountain. Who knows when I arrived, my sister said that you were gone, and I couldn't get through on your phone. I had to keep looking along the mountain road. Fortunately, you didn't catch someone else's ride, otherwise I wouldn't have seen you! It's my fault that I came late, I should have come earlier, so that you won't go down the mountain alone! "

Ye Hanxiao kept her posture very low, admitted her mistakes as soon as she opened her mouth, and took all the problems to herself, like a strict wife, which made Lin Fang feel a little funny.

Lin Fang had seen similar scenes many times. At that time, he hadn't crossed over yet. At that time, all he saw were men so sullen in front of women. He never thought that he would actually be able to enjoy this kind of treatment.

"Where did you go wrong?"

"what?"

"Ah for what?"

Lin Fang originally just said something subconsciously, but when he saw Ye Hanxiao's surprised expression, he became more interested and said, "I'm asking you, what's wrong with you!"

"I... I was wrong..."

Ye Hanxiao didn't think she was wrong at all, she just felt that it made Lin Fang angry, thinking that no matter what, let him be happy first, and then take the initiative to admit the mistake.

After being asked by Lin Fang, she immediately felt a little numb.

who I am?

what am i doing?

Where am I going wrong?

"You don't even know what's wrong with you~www.readwn.com~ What else is there to say? Stop and let me down!"

Ye Han smiled: "..."

Hey?

How does this conversation feel familiar?

Before Ye Hanxiao could think clearly, facing Lin Fang's accusation, she hurriedly said: "My fault is that I didn't reveal my identity to you immediately, and my fault is that I shouldn't pretend to be a passerby and make jokes with you. I really know Wrong, baby, don't be angry, okay?"

Seeing Ye Hanxiao apologizing with sincerity and sincerity, Lin Xin felt relieved, but also had a hint of enlightenment.

No wonder when I was chasing girls, when they were angry, I couldn't coax them well!

Such a good opportunity to rip-off, not taking advantage of it, what a pity!

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