I was expelled from Hogwarts?

Malfoy has a peculiar Potter obsession:

To put it simply... If two people are in the same public area, Potter must be in his field of vision.

If Potter disappeared, Malfoy would take the initiative to look for him, wanting to keep track of Potter's movements... otherwise he would be very anxious!

However, the public areas involved in this kind of obsessive-compulsive disorder absolutely did not include the special area of ​​the toilet, especially when Malfoy had diarrhea.

Malfoy tried to slip through the gap between Harry and Ron, but they both raised their wands, making him stop.

"Malfoy, I came to you to ask something!" Harry gripped his wand tightly.

"Pote, wait for me to go to the bathroom!" Malfoy gritted his teeth and said, "I don't have time to talk to you now!"

"No, we'll just talk here." Harry said with a straight face, "You have no right to bargain."

The two of them stole the chicken belly mushrooms from the greenhouse, and put the twins in Malfoy's food, just for this moment.

Only Malfoy with diarrhea can make him tell the truth.

"Don't even think about calling Goyle and Crabbe." Harry warned, "They're also having diarrhea, and they can't control you now."

"Did you two poison it?" Malfoy said angrily.

"We don't understand what you're saying, but..." Ron gloated, "You'd better answer our questions quickly, or you'll be in your pants!"

"Weasley, you'd better get out of the way, or I'll let my dad...ah~"

Before Malfoy finished speaking, he quickly covered his stomach, with a pained look on his face, he gritted his teeth and said:

"You should hurry up and ask! How will I answer if you don't ask me!"

"Did you open the Chamber of Secrets and attack Mrs. Filch and Pince?"

"It's not me!" Malfoy's face turned purple, and he trembled all over, "The day Filch happened, I was in the auditorium all the time, and I never went out at all."

"Then you must know who is manipulating all this!"

"I don't know." Malfoy covered his stomach and squatted on the ground: "I really don't know, I didn't do it!"

"You're lying!" Harry said loudly, "When Filch was attacked, writing appeared on the wall... You're not surprised at all, you already knew about it..."

"That's because Dad reminded me that something might happen, but he really didn't tell me who opened the secret room."

Malfoy swayed his legs and said, "My father refused to tell me about the Chamber of Secrets, and told me to leave it alone.

All he said was that the Chamber of Secrets was opened fifty years ago, but he wasn't born then... I swear I didn't lie! "

"I don't know this, I don't know that, so what do you know?"

"The last time the Chamber of Secrets was opened, a student named Myrtle died... I knew this." Malfoy said tearfully:

"Potter, let me go to the toilet!"

Malfoy felt that he had suffocated to the limit, and if he didn't go to the toilet, he would have to open the gate to release the mudslide.

"Last question, what did you and your father sell at the Borgin-Bock store in Knockturn Alley during the summer vacation?" Harry asked softly.

"It's just some very valuable magic items... Can I go now?!"

But Harry and Ron still blocked the way, not letting Malfoy go.

On Christmas not long ago, Malfoy brought newspapers to cause trouble, and Gryffindor was deducted thirty points by Snape!

If you don't take revenge now, what are you waiting for? !

Both Harry and Ron looked at Malfoy with smiling faces. He tried to hit the wall, but he was still blocked outside the toilet.

The most painful thing in life is that after you go to the toilet, you find that you forgot to bring toilet paper.

The most painful thing in life is that you want to go to the toilet, but you are stopped outside the toilet!

Under the continuous stalemate, a series of bubbles sounded, and the air was filled with a foul smell.

Malfoy's body stopped shaking, his stomach didn't hurt anymore, he felt a warm current flowing freely between his legs...comfortable.

Both Harry and Ron covered their noses, Harry waved his hand and said in disgust, "Okay, you can go to the toilet now."

Malfoy walked towards the toilet with a deadpan face, one step at a time, but when he was almost there, he suddenly turned and bumped into Harry.

If you want to die, everyone will die together!

Harry was knocked to the ground, and he watched in horror as Malfoy hit him in the face with his wet butt... It seemed like he was using him as a toilet!

Ron quickly grabbed Malfoy's hair, trying to pull him away, but stepped on something, slipped on the sole of his foot, and fell hard to the ground.

Malfoy is very good at ground skills. He plays two balls with one dragon and uses magic to "spread thousands of miles". Death entangles Harry and Ron.

The three of them scuffled all the way from the corridor to the toilet, the avenue... the stool was wiped out.

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When the dinner was over, Professor Snape hadn't returned.

Under the leadership of their respective prefects, the students left the auditorium, but just as they walked up the stairs, they heard shrill screams from a distance.

Was there another attack?

The little wizards followed the screams and ran towards the corridor. When they were about to reach the toilet, they suddenly slowed down and covered their noses.

There was a stench in the hallway... There were traces of filth everywhere, from the hallway all the way to the toilet.

Even on the wall, there are three clear yellow palm prints of different sizes... What's going on!

Everyone walked forward cautiously, for fear of accidentally stepping on a landmine, and when they came to the door of the toilet, they looked in... and saw Harry, Malfoy, and Ron sitting on the ground.

All three of them were in a terrible state of distress, as if they had just returned from swimming in a septic tank, and Harry still had cauliflower on his head.

Rove walked through the crowd into the toilet, and he asked, "What's going on?!"

Malfoy pointed to the toilet stall with trembling hands.

Rove walked over, squinting his eyes, and saw an unconscious Goyle lying on the floor of the cubicle, his body was covered with scars, and wisps of smoke were emitting from the wound.

It's exactly the same as Filch and Mrs. Pince!

Peeves came out of the wall, giggling, somersaulting, and screaming at the top of his lungs:

"Do it! Do it! Do it again!! Run for your life! Attacking students again!"

"Shut up, Peeves!" Rove said softly, "Go call Professor Dumbledore!"

Peeves stuck his tongue out at Roff, and hurried across the wall.

Soon, Dumbledore arrived, and he made a loud bang with his wand, and the students fell silent.

Dumbledore looked at Goyle, and then at the filthy Harry and the others.

A few minutes later, Professor Snape hurried into the toilet. He was smiling, but he was stunned when he saw the toilet.

"Where's Professor Lockhart?" Dumbledore asked looking up.

"He..." Snape dragged his voice and said, "Just accidentally slipped and fell into the Black Lake, as if he was caught by a mermaid."

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Rove exhaled lightly... This Valentine's Day night is really exciting!

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