I Thought I Got the Redemption Script

    Xie Qianqiu felt that he could not say whether it was "yes" or "no".

    He could only stay silent.

    However, under this kind of accusation, there is no on-the-spot denial, which is almost acquiescence.

    The female ghost's face was full of hope, and she covered her chest with one hand.

    She cried bitterly: "How could my husband have hemorrhoids!"

    A vivid interpretation of what is called "collapsed house".

    On the first day when the younger sister learned that the male **** had undergone circumcision, she held a bottle of Erguotou and blew it against the bottle, crying in a Northeastern accent while blowing: "How can I be a male **** who doesn't eat human fireworks? Will be circumcised!"

    Girls who have not been beaten by society, wholeheartedly feel that male gods are just like paper people.

    It's not like her, after being beaten by society for a round, she just wants to make money.

    Yu Que looked at the crying female ghost, as if he suddenly returned to the time when he comforted his junior sister, and couldn't help but sigh.

    She couldn't help but persuaded: "Don't cry, it's just hemorrhoids, after you marry him, maybe you will find him eating, snoring, sleeping and snoring. He doesn't like to brush his teeth in the morning and he doesn't like it at night. If you wash your feet, your hair can go a week without washing your clothes and you can go without changing your clothes for half a month."

    Yu Que burst into tears, and the crying stopped for some time, and everyone looked at her in astonishment.

    After a moment of silence, the female ghost asked her with a trembling voice, "What did you just say? Don't brush your teeth or wash your face? Snoring while sleeping?"

    She looked at Xie Qianqiu in disbelief.

    Xie Qianqiu, who has very good personal habits: "…"

    He closed his eyes deeply and warned himself that this is not the Cang Haizong, he has to endure anyway...

    Then he heard Yu Que's sincere voice: "But this is life! If you love him, you must accept all of him! An inclusive marriage is a happy one, I wish you all!"

    The female ghost was silent for a moment, and her voice suddenly became indifferent, with a hint of disgust.

    She said, "The wedding is temporarily postponed. Let my husband... let him go first, oh yes, and this musician."

    After a pause, she added: "Then you can find out if there is a doctor in Cangdang Mountain that can cure hemorrhoids and snoring."

    Xie Qianqiu: "…"

    …

    After a while, Xie Qianqiu and Yu Que were locked in an empty room together.

    There was only one candle flickering in the room, two people sitting in diagonal corners of the room, looking at each other from a distance.

    Yu Que looked up in fear.

    Then from Xie Qianqiu's expressionless face, he saw an unavoidable meaning.

    Yu Que: "…"

    Yu Que was shocked: "He, what does he mean!"

    System: "...You mean that you have caused people to have a psychological shadow."

    Yu Que was about to refute, Xie Qianqiu suddenly said: "Miss Yu."

    One person and one person at the same time.

    Yu Que was silent for a moment, then responded with fear.

    Then she heard Xie Qianqiu say calmly with an expressionless face: "Miss Yu knows the origin of that female ghost."

    Yu Que: "...I don't know."

    Xie Qianqiu calmly explained: "That female ghost is the ghost that my master wants to suppress this time."

    Yu Que: "…Ah."

      All the monks were wiped out.

    Xie Qianqiu sneered: "A ghost is a ghost, no matter how she behaves like a human, she is still a ghost."

    This is to remind her not to be confused by the female ghost.

    Yu Que said how could he possibly be confused.

    No matter how much she acts like a girl in a house, she is the one who should be killed.

    The girl who really collapses will only blow the bottle after the girl collapses, and the ghost girl can kill at any time after the collapse.

    The expression on her face was probably too obvious, and Xie Qianqiu's face softened visibly.

    Then Yu Que heard him say, "Thank you, Miss Yu."

    Yu Que: "..." Wait, what are you thanking me for?

    Xie Qianqiu considered for a moment, then slowly said: "I know that the girl just said...hemorrhoids on purpose, so that the female ghost can save my life, and even brushing my teeth and snoring..." He seemed to be Unable to continue, he closed his eyes and his face was heavy.

    But the male protagonist is worthy of being the male protagonist, he took a deep breath, and continued: "All these are deliberately said by the girl in order to let the female ghost relax her vigilance, girl, the next guess is wrong?"

    Yu Que: "...Yes! You guessed it right! That's it!"

    System: Fart! Aren't you the male protagonist who deliberately touched the black just to prevent the female ghost from finding out that the two of you knew each other?

    Yu Que: Shut up!

    She raised her head and said softly: "Yes, Xie Xianjun is worthy of being a master disciple of the Canghai Sect, his guess is really correct."

    Yu Que said this sentence, Xie Qianqiu breathed a sigh of relief almost visibly, as if he had put down some big stone.

    Yu Que couldn't help but look at him lovingly.

    Is this the self-cultivation of the male protagonist? Even in this case, they can find a reasonable explanation for each other, and they are in love.

    She whispered: "Then Xie Xianjun won't blame me?"

    Xie Qianqiu: "I'm not someone who doesn't know what to do next."

    Yu Que applauds: "Xianjun is magnificent!"

    Xie Qianqiu: "...the girl is praised."

    The atmosphere was happy for a while.

    The system said quietly: "It's not easy to be a male lead."

    Yu Que retorted gently: "You know what, this wave is for me? This wave is for himself! Are you willing to be saved by others in this way, or are you willing to Do you really think you have hemorrhoids?"

    The system was silent for a moment: "So does Xie Qianqiu have hemorrhoids?"

    All of them stared at him.

    For some reason, Xie Qianqiu, who finally relaxed, felt a chill.

    …

    The two of them didn't know how long they were locked up, only that the candle was half lit.

    Gradually no one spoke.

    Xie Qianqiu folded his arms against the wall and closed his eyes, while Yu Que touched his stomach and sighed.

    After struggling for so long, she hadn't eaten anything except when Yan Xingzhou had eaten something when she first escaped from Yu's house.

    Maybe her voice was louder, Xie Qianqiu looked up at her and asked, "Is the girl hungry?"

    Yu Que nodded.

    He said apologetically, "When I was caught, the storage ring was also taken away. Sorry, I don't have a bigu pill now."

    Yu Que turned over his storage bag and sighed: "I didn't bring Bigu Pill with me when I left Yu's house."

    This sentence did not know which word hit Xie Qianqiu, and he suddenly fell silent.

    After a while, he said sternly: "Beyond the barrier, I speak for Yu Jue, did the girl ever blame me?"

    Yu Que did not know why the topic suddenly turned here.

    She looked up at Xie Qianqiu, and could only see an obscure expression on his face.

    Seriously, she was hungry and didn't want to talk about such a heavy topic at all.

    And... in her eyes, Xie Qianqiu's label is always "male protagonist", and the male protagonist seems to be in the position of the female protagonist. To hate, can only say that it is destined to be so.

    Like now, even if she and the male protagonist have "shared weal and woe", she does not feel that the male protagonist can stand in her position from now on.

    So she looked calm and said, "The position is different."

    "The position is different..." Xie Qianqiu repeated slowly, not knowing what he thought of, and became ecstatic.

    Yu Que ignored him and closed his eyes to save his energy.

    I don't know how long it took, she suddenly felt something buckling her storage bag.

    Yu Que opened her eyes at once, and then saw a fluffy lop-eared rabbit who appeared here at some point, arching her storage bag, like are looking for something to eat.

    A huge surprise erupted in Yu Que's eyes.

    She directly stretched out her hand and grabbed the rabbit's ear, and said in a gentle tone: "Bunny is so cute, you must eat bunny!"

    Her dinner!

    The rabbit seemed to understand what she was saying, and the whole rabbit froze suddenly and struggled violently.

    It's not too hard.

    Yu Que was forced to start fighting with rabbits for his dinner.

      Just be patient, girl."

    Yu Que froze, looking at the rabbit he finally caught.

    She sighed: "Then you can only eat after you go out."

    As she spoke, she stuffed the rabbit into her storage bag.

    At this moment, the motionless rabbit she beat up suddenly opened its mouth and bit her finger!

    Hi! Bleeding!

    Yu Que hurriedly threw the rabbit into his storage bag, and a drop of blood fell from the injured finger, which just landed on the rabbit's eyebrow.

    Yu Que ignored it and put his fingers in his mouth while breathing in.

    Xie Qianqiu, who was about to help deal with it, stiffened and turned his eyes away.

    Yu Que still remembers Xie Qianqiu's words that the **** smell will attract ghosts, and when the blood on his finger finally stops, he takes it out.

    She said, "Fortunately, fortunately."

    At this time, the system that had not spoken for a long time suddenly said: "Host, I suggest you look at your storage bag."

    Yu Que opened his storage bag in confusion.

    Then the whole body froze, petrified, eyes full of disbelief.

    She, the good things in a storage bag she brought from Yu's house, are now empty, only a rabbit is squatting in it, and it seems to be chewing something in its mouth thing.

    In the blink of an eye, Yu Que suddenly thought of something.

    She asked with a trembling voice: "The system...this, this will not be..."

      At that time, most of the net worth brought out from the Yu family was eaten up, I don't know why, it should not have appeared here, but it appeared unexpectedly and recognized you as the master."

    After a pause, it added: "Then eat all your stuff."

    Yu Que's complexion gradually became hideous.

    She took the rabbit out of the storage bag and said savagely, "I want to eat it!"

    The system quickly persuaded: "Host! Calm down! Calm down! Think about what you were eaten! Sunk costs! Are you willing to eat such a precious rabbit? It still recognizes you as the master!"

    Yu Que: "I can't afford it!"

    The system immediately used its nirvana: "It might even help you escape."

    Yu Que calmed down a little: "Can it help me escape now?"

    The system laughed dryly: "Now...not yet, it just woke up, and it has eaten a little bit, and now this little food is not enough for it to stick between its teeth, but! But! As long as you can Make it full! It can give it a go in the God Transformation stage! Host, this is a miracle of krypton gold! Do you want a krypton gold beast!"

    Yu Que burst into tears: "Why do I need krypton gold as a poor man."

    The system laughed dryly: "...But, krypton is all krypton..."

    Yu Que gradually calmed down, and his eyes fell on Xie Qianqiu, who was stunned.

    His robe is good, and the buttons are all made of spirit stones.

    She narrowed her eyes: "Yes, krypton is all krypton..."

    …

    When Yan Xingzhou pushed open the door and walked in, he almost thought he had entered the wrong door.

    In the dark room, the girl with double bun was holding a rabbit in one hand and the button of the man in front of her with the other, with a fierce look on her face, as if she was about to buy and sell it on the spot.

    The man wanted to push but didn't dare to push, and the blue veins appeared on the forehead.

    The movement of the door alarmed two people.

    The two turned their heads together.

    Six eyes are opposite.

    There was a deadly silence.

    After a while, Yan Xingzhou smiled: "What are you doing?"

    The girl woke up like a dream and let go of her hand like a fire: "It's nothing, nothing!"

    Xie Qianqiu's face was red and white, and he asked: "Why are you here!"

    Yan Xingzhou smiled: "I was brought here to treat you with hemorrhoids."

    Xie Qianqiu: "…"

    Yu Que: "…"