Yin music can be grounded, but not grounded.

    Yu Que pulled the song "I Play Mud in the Northeast" to be both down-to-earth and down-to-earth.

   

    As long as Yinxiu understands the music thoroughly enough, the emotions in the music can hurt people tenfold.

    And as we all know, the Divine Comedy is called the Divine Comedy, not because it sounds good, but because it is magical enough.

    Yu Que, a Divine Comedy lover, just happens to understand the "magic" in Divine Comedy very well.

    So, magic × 10.

    What power can such an emotion have? It's not powerful, it just wants to make people dance with their legs shaking.

    Most of the ghosts were not driven away by injuries, they were afraid that they would not be able to resist dancing on the spot if they stayed.

    Anyway, when Yu Que was halfway through, he asked the system to exchange for earplugs and plugged his ears.

     

    Yu Que was very happy, she sighed: "Sure enough, the whole world cannot resist the power of the Divine Comedy."

    The system is silent.

    The main reason is that it thinks that this is not a question of whether it can be resisted, but that the people in the cultivation world have never seen this battle.

    Nowadays, the comprehension world is very involved, and ghosts are not easy to handle. The ghosts who can survive the annual ghost suppression activities in the comprehension world can be said to have experienced hundreds of battles.

    Sound repair? They have been besieged by Yin Xiu more than once. From King Lanling's Destruction of the Formation to the Ambush from All Sides, all of them are massive killing formations, and they have never seen any battles.

    —When Yu Que took out the erhu, all the ghosts present thought so.

    But when the erhu sounded…

    Sorry, they haven't seen each other this time.

    Yu Que happily put away the erhu, turned around and saw the beautiful sister rubbing her ears suspiciously.

    She immediately said with concern: "Sister Yuan, did a ghost hurt you just now?"

    Sheng Yuan looked at her legs that were shaking involuntarily. After a moment of silence, she sincerely suggested: "You better play this song less in the future."

    Yu Que wondered: "Why?" Isn't this a good effect?

    Sheng Yuan: "..." There is no reason, she is afraid that everyone, regardless of enemy or me, will dance with their legs together, and the scene will not look good.

    Yu Que still looks like she doesn't know anything.

    Sheng Yuan felt that no matter if she really has nothing or fake nothing, this girl is a talent.

    She asked: "Is this also created by that senior Ma?"

    It took a moment for Yu Que to realize who this "Senior Ma" was.

    She felt that it was necessary for her to justify her great spiritual idol, so she immediately said: "No no no, it was created by someone else, it came from a foreign country!"

    Sheng Yuan: This girl actually has the inheritance of foreign monks!

    She pondered for a moment, no longer asked any more, just pointed to the low shrub beside and said, "There are two people in there, get them out."

    Yu Que immediately looked over and saw that the direction Sheng Yuan was pointing was exactly where the two stray "ghosts" ambush on the system map just now.

    How? The other ghosts are gone, these two ghosts haven't left yet? Are you so dedicated?

    Yu Que mentioned the erhu and walked over.

    Carefully walking through the bushes, Yu Que was ready to be attacked by ghosts, but the sight in front of her still made her gasp.

    It's the second male and female lead!

     

    Yu Que immediately pulled the two of them out.

    The system reminded her: "Master, please restrain yourself, you are about to laugh out loud."

    Yu Que immediately put on a sad expression.

    She placed them neatly and gently, seeing that Cheng Qing was in a coma and her eyes were half-open, she deliberately reached out and closed his eyelids.

    Then got up and bowed to him three times with a solemn expression.

    She sighed: "It was actually stunned by a ghost, it's too miserable, too miserable."

    System: "Stop laughing and I can still believe your words."

    Yu Que: "I won't! When I was besieged by ghosts, they hid and watched. You think I'm stupid and don't know what they want to do."

    System: "..." She is really smart in some places!

    Sheng Yuan had already come over.

    She looked at it, her eyes fixed.

    After a moment, she smiled: "Is this someone you know?"

    Yu Que immediately put aside the relationship: "The friendship is normal."

    Sheng Yuan: "Then what are you going to do with them?"

    Yu Que shivered smartly: "You see they are all in a coma, then we might as well..."

    Sister Beauty smiled softly and said, "Then let's bury them."

    Yu Que: "???"

    Sister Beauty looked at Yu Que with a dazed face, gentle like water: "How dangerous are our two weak women in this place full of evil spirits, the two of them are unconscious, we bring They will only be dangerous for all four of them. Why don't we bury them in the soil and leave a vent for them to breathe. The soil can cover the smell and the evil spirits can't find them. The four of us will be safe when they wake up. , they can come out on their own."

    She said, kicking Cheng Qing, who was staring at Cheng Qing, who was about to open her eyes.

    Cheng Qing rolled her eyes and fainted again.

    Yu Que lowered his head to look when he heard the movement, but his chin was lifted by the beautiful sister.

    The beautiful sister hooked her chin with one hand and asked lingeringly: "Is this method feasible?"

    Yu Que was fascinated and said three times: "...Yes, yes, of course?"

    Sister Beauty immediately released her, turned around and said, "Alang, dig a hole."

    After a while, the heroine and the second man were buried in the soil, leaving two shallow breathing holes on the soil.

    Yu Que still had a conscience and said worriedly: "This way... will it really not be suffocated to death?"

    Sheng Yuan got up and said lightly: "Of course not, it's for their own good."

    She looked at the newly buried soil and thought, how could she be suffocated to death?

    The two had just finished their busy work, and Yu Que thought about whether to leave this place of right and wrong first. After all, it was the first time to bury a living person, and he felt strange.

    But before she could say anything, there was a ghost in the distance.

    This time there are not many people, only a few, but they are dressed luxuriously and don't look like ordinary ghosts.

    Yu Que's first reaction was to dig out the erhu.

    Those ghosts came to the front almost instantly, and the ghost at the head was dressed as a mortal ghost, and stretched out his hand to hold Yu Que's erhu.

    Yu Que instantly found himself almost unable to move.

    She knew in her heart that she had encountered something tough.

    She immediately opened the system store, ready to buy life-saving things if something went wrong.

    At this time, the "impermanence ghost" said unhurriedly: "Today, the master of the family is married, and there is still a musician missing. The master heard that there is a musician here who makes a good erhu. I specially invite you to play joy."

    An impermanent ghost? Owner? Marry a wife?

    Yu Que immediately remembered which plot this was!

    She remembered that the male protagonist in the original book was caught by a big ghost in Cangdang Mountain as soon as he entered Cangdang Mountain. The big ghost was a female ghost who had been dead for more than 300 years. The male protagonist's Yan, decided on the spot to marry the husband, and even held a wedding banquet seriously.

    It's just that in that plot, the female ghost wanted a few human guests to witness her and the human husband's wedding, so she specially sent this "impermanent ghost" to catch the one who strayed into Cangdang Mountain. The cultivator just caught the heroine, and the heroine became a guest.

    Then there is the story of the witty female lead who rescues the drugged male lead.

    Is it because she buried the heroine, so the plot fell on her?

    Yu Que's gaze fell rigidly on the new soil on the ground.

    The system ran the train full of mouth: "No, it is also possible that the female ghost likes to listen to you play the erhu, otherwise why would they ask you to be a musician."

    But she couldn't come to think more, because the "impermanence ghost" was already urging, "Fairy, how are you thinking?"

    Yu Que looked back at Sheng Yuan.

    She had no smile on her face, her eyes were cold, and she didn't know who she was looking at.

    Yu Que immediately said, "Okay, I'll go with you, but you can't take that girl with you!"

    The "impermanent ghost" glanced at Sheng Yuan and smiled lightly: "That's natural, we only need musicians."

    Yu Que took a deep breath and said to Sheng Yuan, "Wait for me to come back."

    She was surrounded by several ghosts and left before Sheng Yuan could answer.

    Behind her, Sheng Yuan's eyes were as cold as ice.

    She said slowly: "The person who dares to touch me is very good."

    …

    Yu Que walked stiffly into the splendid mansion, and was led all the way into the main hall by the "impermanent ghost".

     

    When Yu Que walked into the main hall, he was blocked by the impermanent ghost, and he could not see anything, only a man in a wedding dress sat on the side seat with a blue face. Qianqiu.

    Xie Qianqiu also saw her.

    He probably didn't expect his embarrassed appearance to be seen by an acquaintance, and he knocked over the wine glass directly.

    The ghost bride who was talking to the impermanent ghost stopped immediately and asked with concern, "What happened to the husband?"

    Xie Qianqiu did not speak, but his face was even more ugly.

    The ghost bride is probably used to Xie Qianqiu's attitude, and smiled disapprovingly, saying: "Then let me see the musicians we invited first."

    The impermanent ghost walked away after hearing the words, revealing Yu Que who was blocked behind him.

    Yu Que finally saw the appearance of this ghost bride.

    How to say, she is a sick beauty with a ghostly air.

    The sick beauty was dressed in the same wedding dress as Xie Qianqiu, looked at her with her chin up, chuckled, and said: "It looks cute, I heard the little ghost under my hand say you a song After repelling more than fifty little devils from me, I think I have some strength. If you are a musician, I guess I will be able to enjoy myself."

    Yu Que: "..." So this is for her to play "I'm Playing Mud in the Northeast" at other people's wedding banquets?

    She is afraid of her own life!

    Yu Que was in a cold sweat, while dealing with this big ghost, while paying attention to Xie Qianqiu.

    I don't know if you want to get married or not, but this guy probably wants to get married. If I really played the Divine Comedy at your wedding banquet...

    I haven't lived enough!

    The heroine is not here, why are you supporting yourself! Are you really ready to be someone else's husband?

    Maybe it was because her eyes were too hot, maybe because the current male protagonist was too young, Yu Que found that he was starting to sit up and down, moving around on the seat, It seems that I can't wait to disappear in front of everyone in the next moment.

    Yu Que felt bad.

    Sure enough, the next moment, the ghost bride stopped talking and her smile faded.

    She looked at Yu Que, then at Xie Qianqiu, and asked without expression: "Do you know each other?"

    Looking at her reaction, it seemed that as long as someone dared to say they knew each other, she could make Yu Que's blood splatter on the spot.

    That must not know!

    Yu Que quickly denied: "I don't know! See you for the first time!"

    The ghost bride is half-smiling: "Oh? Why is the husband so restless?"

    She looked at Xie Qianqiu.

    Xie Qianqiu also knows that he can't say that he knows the pit Yuque now, but he is young after all, and he doesn't know how to explain it, so he can only be silent.

    Yu Que looked at the ghost bride's face getting lighter and lighter.

    Yu Que said in her heart that this would not work, and immediately raised her hand: "I know!"

    Ghost bride and Xie Qianqiu looked at her together.

    What Xie Qianqiu wanted to say, the ghost bride smiled faintly: "You say it."

    Yu Que took a deep breath and said, "My lord, your husband is restless and has difficulty speaking. Have you ever thought of a possibility."

    Ghost Bride: "What's possible?"

    Yu Que did not look at Xie Qianqiu, and said firmly: "He has hemorrhoids!"

    The expressions of the ghost bride and Xie Qianqiu were all blank.

    After a while, the ghost bride asked sleepwalkingly, "What does he have?"

    Yu Que looked at Xie Qianqiu and said with certainty: "Hemorrhoids! Nine hemorrhoids out of ten people, he looks like he is restless, isn't he a hemorrhoid?"

    Xie Qianqiu's face gradually turned blue.

    After a moment of silence, the Ghost Bride asked weakly, "Father, tell me, do you have hemorrhoids?"

    Xie Qianqiu: "…"

    Should he say yes or no?

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