"Damn it, you actually destroyed the Statue of Liberty while I was on duty, no! This behavior should be strongly condemned!"

Aguan was angry, slammed the table, and took out his mobile phone as usual.

Upon seeing this, Agawa's confidants knew that 90% of the time Agawa was going to tweet.

Almost every time something big happens, whether it's a major event abroad or abroad, he always posts a comment on Twitter.

"This is not only a slap in our face, but also a slap in the face of the United States..."

Ah Chuan murmured, filled with righteous indignation, he opened his phone, clicked on the Twitter app, and pressed the screen buttons, his silky blond hair shaking.

Halfway through typing, when the content was about criticism, the assistant spoke up and told Agawa the truth about the collapse of the Statue of Liberty.

The content is spoken.

Ah Chuan, who was posting a denouncement on Twitter and was about to start a rant against the sky and the earth, was stunned. His confidants looked incomprehensible, as if they had seen a ghost, and they subconsciously looked at the calendar on the table.

April Fools’ Day is still half a year away, so why are we starting April Fools’ Day jokes now?

Immediately afterwards.

The assistant turned on the TV to watch the news for everyone in Achuan. While watching, he explained things and online comments to everyone.

silence.

The conference room was so quiet that I could hear my hair trembling.

"You're kidding me. It's incredible enough that I ordered the bomb to be dropped. What Fake did is even more magical than what I did."

Ah Chuan cursed, but since there were all his confidants present, he relaxed and was no different from an ordinary person.

Zhu Li didn't say anything because he was about the same at that time.

At this time, a confidant whispered "saliva", his face changed, and he stood up.

"Allah? God? Isn't this impossible? Have you forgotten that with regard to recent events in Japan, although Japan has been reluctant to share things, after a series of sanctions imposed by us, they have also relented and shared some information. And let our scientific researchers station for research?"

Everyone's energy bloomed, and they all shook their bodies.

As Japan's financial backer, the United States naturally knows what is happening in Japan.

Over the past few days, the United States has been putting pressure on Japan to study Japanese extraordinary things. After all, extraordinary research is enough to change a country's future status in the world.

The United States is used to being the boss, so they naturally don’t want anyone to ride on them and want to control all beneficial resources.

For this reason, the United States has been in close contact with Japan in recent days. After a series of sanctions and pressure relief, Japan had to relent.

Therefore, the United States knows much more about what is happening in Japan than other countries and knows more secrets.

"Are you talking about the fact that we and Japanese scientific research jointly analyzed the extraordinary authenticity of the myth?" someone asked.

The former nodded: "Yes, scientific research analysts from both sides have judged that Japanese mythical ghosts exist.

Then the mythical ghosts of other countries are not necessarily fictional, they may also be real.

As one of the most well-known mythological figures in the world, Allah and God are very likely to actually exist. According to the analysis of that netizen, it is not impossible for Allah to negotiate with God. "

The words fell.

A flash of inspiration.

The confidant spoke quickly, looking anxious:

"Saliva! We must recover that ball of saliva and let the scientific research department study it. If it is really the saliva of God or Allah, then it has extraordinary divine power. Maybe we can obtain divine power and help us promote extraordinary plans."

"Yes, yes, yes!" Achuan's eyes lit up, and he didn't even plan to post on Twitter. He picked up the phone and called New York City. He must let New York City surround the Statue of Liberty and not let anyone else get the spit.

this moment.

The United States was so busy that it was just about to dispatch its troops. It spent a lot of manpower and material resources.

Ah Chuan's eyes showed excitement, he rubbed his hands and called God to help me.

This is an excellent opportunity to pave the way for his re-election. As long as the ball of saliva can be captured, no matter whether it can be researched or not, as long as it is confirmed that the ball of saliva belongs to the gods, this will be the first time that the United States has come into contact with gods and transcendence, and he will go down in history.

Because he ordered the saliva to be obtained and studied the rulers, he deserves the greatest credit.

Even if saliva is not a god, it doesn't matter. Anyway, the fact that saliva smashed the Statue of Liberty is enough to prove that saliva is extraordinary.

You must know that the United States attaches great importance to the occurrence of extraordinary things in Japan and will not let go of any extraordinary things. Extraordinary things such as saliva are very likely to be extraordinary, gods or the like, and the United States will definitely not let it go.

Even if Achuan doesn't give the order, other high-level officials will give the order and get saliva.

and.

The United States will definitely burn out research funds and invest at least hundreds of millions and billions in research on this piece of shit.

Unfortunately, their investment is destined to be in vain.

Kamikawa-kun doesn't have a good impression of the United States, so why would he give them the opportunity to develop extraordinary research?

The saliva is just a very ordinary ball of saliva created by the system, so ordinary that it cannot be ordinary anymore.

The United States invests a lot of money in research, but it can only be wasted money. No matter how much money is spent, it is impossible to spend all the research. At most, it proves that this is a piece of saliva.

“I don’t know how much manpower and material resources the United States will spend in the future studying this spit.”

After returning home to spy on the happenings in the United States, Kamikawa made a cup of tea. While drinking, he turned his attention to Japan and changed the target of his peeping.

Tokyo, Japan, extraordinary response department.

"this……"

Yoshimura Murayoshi and Morita Takeshi were dumbfounded and stood in a daze.

A few hours ago, they received a text message order from Director Takahashi. Although they thought it was ridiculous, they still obeyed the order and inspected the car. Unfortunately, they found nothing. There was no way. How could Japan find a ball of saliva in the sky as long as the United States? .

Just because they couldn't find it didn't mean there was nothing they could do. They ordered their personnel to pay close attention to the developments in the United States.

Director Takahashi wanted to monitor the sky from Japan to the United States to find a lump of saliva. Eighty percent of the matter was related to the United States, so they changed their thinking and paid attention to the United States while looking for the saliva.

As a result, they really got some incredible information.

The Statue of Liberty in the United States appears to have been smashed by a ball of spit.

"I'm so confused! Are you sure this is saliva? Isn't it a new technology ultra-long-range liquid missile?" Yoshimura Murayoshi looked surprised.

Takeshi Morita's eyelids jumped wildly: "I just want to know what this ball of saliva is. Director Takahashi said it is saliva, so it must be spit out by someone, and it is also extraordinary, so I am very curious about what extraordinary people can spit from Japan. The water is heading towards the Statue of Liberty in the United States..."

The two of them looked at each other, terrified.

Can't think about it, can't think about it, the more I think about it, the scarier it becomes.

Without further ado, the two quickly sent the information they learned to Director Takahashi.

Aichi Prefecture, Japan, Tsuchimikado family.

The hall was calm. Abe Otakemaro listened quietly and interestingly to Professor Kitayama's lecture on history, while the others sat attentively and listened.

At this time.

A text message came from the mobile phone. When Director Takahashi saw that it was sent by the extraordinary response department, he excused himself to go to the toilet to check his mobile phone.

Too eager to know about the saliva, he stood up and took a step forward to open the text message on his phone.

"I!!!"

Director Takahashi reacted quickly and covered his mouth when he couldn't help but shout out the first sound, but his voice was like a loudspeaker that was turned up to full blast in an instant, exploding in the hall and attracting everyone's attention.

"Did something happen?" The Minister of Foreign Affairs was nervous, and at the same time Tsuchimikado Kenji and others also looked over.

Director Takahashi sent a message before, but everyone saw it.

Without looking at the crowd, Director Takahashi looked directly at Abe Otakemaro and asked hoarsely.

"Master Abe, did you spit out the Statue of Liberty?"

"puff!"

In an instant, everyone felt as if their hearts had stopped, and they drank tea and spit it out.

statue of Liberty? ?

It seems that there is only one thing in the world called the Statue of Liberty...

hiss!

In other words, Master Abe’s spit crossed the Pacific Ocean and exploded the Statue of Liberty in the United States? Worri! !

Tsuchimikado Kenji and the others could no longer remain reserved, and they were so shocked that they cursed.

"yes."

Abe Otakemaro smiled casually and spoke frankly.

As he spoke, he smiled and waved his hand.

"Don't worry, I spit accurately and won't hurt anyone. Don't be so excited. Even if I hurt someone, it's okay. If you die, you will die. If the United States wants to cause trouble, they will say it was me and ask them to come to me. "

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