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News of the collapse of the Statue of Liberty spread across the American Internet at a speed visible to the naked eye.

After hearing the news of the collapse, there was a lot of abuse on the Internet.

"Fuck! The Statue of Liberty has collapsed? What the hell? These shitheads in the White House know how to increase military spending every day, so why can't they spend some time on protecting historical sites?"

"It's such a shame. We know how to fight every day, but we don't protect the things in our own country. It's really ridiculous."

"I think people abroad must be laughing crazy. Now they are probably laughing at us as a group of idiots who only know about arms. We can't even maintain a single architectural sculpture."

"Sure enough, Ah Chuan will do bad things if he comes to power. I suspect that he embezzled the maintenance fees for scenic spots and historic sites."

"Yes, I agree with the old guy above. Agawa must have pocketed the maintenance fees. Look at his scalp, which is getting shiny and thicker. But the Statue of Liberty has collapsed, and Agawa's family is in trouble!"

The Statue of Liberty is a symbolic building of the American people and the pride of the American people.

Now that the Statue of Liberty has collapsed, netizens are abusing it, blaming the government's inaction and corruption, feeling that they are spending money instead of doing serious things.

The abuse goes away as quickly as it comes.

Soon some netizens broke the news that the collapse of the Statue of Liberty seemed not due to disrepair, but also to a ball of saliva.

Faced with the revelations, American netizens did not believe it.

However, the news also reported that the Statue of Liberty was smashed by saliva, and the video content shot by Chris was played on the news...

Netizens were petrified, housewives dropped their pots and pans in shock, devout Christians were so shocked that they tore out their Bibles, and students who pretended to be sick with fever or even paralyzed jumped out of their beds and committed suicide. Startled up in the wheelchair...

Various scenes were staged across the United States.

It’s no wonder that the Statue of Liberty, which is nearly 100 meters high, was crushed by a ball of saliva. It was so exciting and surprising.

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After the shock, people in the United States were excited.

"This is God being angry! He's blaming us."

Devout Christians knelt on the ground in the direction of the Statue of Liberty, straightened their bodies, and made wild signs of the cross on their chests.

There was a mix of horror and adoration on his face.

"Lord, please forgive our sins. This is all my fault. Please forgive me..."

At the same time.

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"Tear down the Statue of Liberty with your spit? There really isn't a God, right?"

"It must be God. Tell me, besides God, what else can bring down the Statue of Liberty with just one spit. The key is to spit it from the sky. This is definitely spit from heaven."

"My God, what you said makes sense, a spit from God in heaven.jpg"

"Oh, my brother, your expression was too fast, so I smiled rudely."

There are all kinds of opinions on the Internet, some say it is God, some say it is...

"No! This is not saliva, this must be God crying. My Kobe is dead, God is crying."

There are also excuses to express dissatisfaction with Agawa.

"It may not necessarily be God, but it may be Allah who is angry. The beast Agawa started a war and angered Allah, the god in the Middle East, and directly fired a spit missile as a threat."

"Yes, this is really possible. Think about it, what does the Statue of Liberty symbolize? It symbolizes freedom, and it also represents the United States. And the collapse of the Statue of Liberty doesn't mean that the freedom of the United States is no longer. What kind of situation represents No more freedom, war! Once war comes and everyone is in danger, where will there be freedom?"

"It makes sense. The collapse of the Statue of Liberty was definitely God's fault. Because Agawa provoked three wars and killed the most devout believers of Allah, God was angry and destroyed the Statue of Liberty, which symbolizes freedom and the United States, to declare , if we in the United States insist on going our own way, we will provoke a war, and freedom will no longer exist."

The performance of this group of netizens has ignited many netizens.

There is no other reason, why is the time such a coincidence.

The key analysis is reasonable and well-founded. The first kick almost caused three wars, and the next kick destroyed the Statue of Liberty, which symbolizes freedom. Both of them point directly to war.

There are also young netizens who are whimsical and imaginative.

"You are wrong. I think God should be angry. Don't forget, this incident of almost three wars has ended, and now the Statue of Liberty collapsed. Although the time is close, the time of the incident is unreasonable. If God is really angry, then Allah should have issued a verbal threat when this happened, before the world was finished dealing with it.”

Netizens were stunned.

Yes, that makes sense.

"So I just say, this is a miracle from God." Internet users who believe in Christianity did not forget to take the opportunity to jump out and promote God.

But he was attacked instantly.

"No, I don't think this is a miracle from God." The young netizen spoke up immediately and typed out: "God is merciful, how could he destroy the Statue of Liberty."

"Then what do you think this is?"

Many netizens are very curious about what this netizen said, because judging from his clear and logical analysis, he probably analyzed the reasons.

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Young netizens enjoyed the attention of netizens and slowly typed out their own analysis of the reasons.

“I think it’s not simply God’s anger or God’s miracle, this should be caused by the negotiation between God and God.

Well, let me analyze it for you, Einstein Teaching.jpg

The most devout believer of Allah is dead, so he must be angry, right? Christianity is the most popular belief in our country, so when God is angry with the United States, God must take care of it. Otherwise, how can we live up to the so-called glory of God's love that shines on every believer?

So I think, after knowing that the most devout believer was dead, God was about to take action against the United States in a rage, but God stopped him and then negotiated with him.

Negotiations will take time, after all, both sides are big bosses, and no one can convince the other.

I make a bold guess that the two big guys were negotiating, but before we could reach an agreement, we had already solved the incident, so Allah and God each took a step back. They have to be angry, but as long as they don’t hurt anyone, it’s okay. Both parties have face, but they must be dignified when angry.

Therefore, God chose the Statue of Liberty, a sculpture that symbolizes freedom and the United States, and also deliberately beat us, telling us that if we are in trouble, a war will break out in the worst case. "

This analysis by young netizens amazed countless netizens.

"This friend, his analysis made me speechless to refute."

"Oh my god, it makes so much sense and the analysis is so reasonable."

Many netizens feel that this analysis is OK and is the truth.

Of course, not all netizens will believe this.

"Don't talk nonsense. It's possible that the saliva isn't saliva at all, but a liquid that looks like saliva. It may or may not be a biological weapon."

"That's nonsense. I owe it to Allah and God. You have read too many cartoons. I think this is a terrorist attack, a terrorist attack disguised as a bizarre one."

For a time, netizens expressed various opinions.

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White House, United States, conference hall.

Agawa is discussing the election with his close friends. It is time to run for the next term. He has to do more things to win more votes.

at this time.

There was a knock on the door, and Achuan's assistant came over and told Achuan that the Statue of Liberty had collapsed.

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Ah Chuan was angry.

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