I Don’t Want To Catch Monsters

2021-11-20

Chapter 197 Lunar New Year Money

Beijing is the land of the richest man in the world.

The fireworks were in full bloom all night, and Song Cai’s neck was stiff. In the second half of the night, she wanted to sleep, but she was so noisy that she couldn’t sleep at all. Fortunately, there was a New Year’s Eve dinner prepared by Wu Jun to accompany her. I ate with Qin Yue’er for one night, and completed the first year old age in my life.

In the blink of an eye, it was the first day of the new year, and before the sun had risen, Wu Jun walked out wearing a bunny ear-shaped earplug, yawned, and looked towards Song who was too sleepy to open his eyes. vegetable.

“Hurry up and wash, I’ll take you to get some lucky money for the master.”

Song Cai’s eyelids trembled and said, “No way, Master, I’m dying of sleep… “

Wu Jun’s eyes widened in dissatisfaction: “pei pei pei, don’t say dead words for the new year, it’s too ominous, it will be Heavenly Retribution!”

Song Cai one Shivered, he was no longer sleepy in an instant, and he was afraid: “Heavenly Retribution? What should I do?”

Wu Jun calmly waved his hand and said, “It’s okay, Wei Shi has just given away Heavenly Retribution. .”

Song Cai: “…”

Can Heavenly Retribution go away? I don’t read much, Master, don’t lie to me…

Seeing Song Cai’s skeptical look, Wu Jun dragged her into Yan Jun’s room and closed the door.

Not long after, Yan Jun with a tangled face walked out side by side with the excited Song Cai, came to the door of Xia Kui, and slammed the door hard.

Xia Kui walked out in a robe, looked towards the two little guys in front of him with a puzzled expression, and then heard the two shout in unison: “If you don’t give the New Year’s money, you will be tricky!”

“His!”

Xia Kui suddenly sucked in a breath of cold air, shrank back, involuntarily clamped his legs, then ran into the room fast as lightning, took Two pieces of broken silver came out, one for each person, and stuffed it into their hands.

At the same time, Wu Jun came out with the sack, pulled it open, and said, “For the teacher, take it for you first, and we’ll share the spoils when we come back after a circle, cough cough, share the account! “

Song Cai excitedly threw the silver into the sack, and couldn’t wait to ask: “Master, where do we go for the New Year’s money?”

Wu Jun’s eyes lit up and said: “Along along the Let’s go to the west city, go wherever you go!”

After hearing this, Xia Kui moved towards Wu Jun with a toothache and looked over: “Aren’t you afraid of being beaten to death?”

Wu Jun looked solemn and said: “Those Demon Races must have been mixed into the capital. I took two children from house to house to ask for New Year’s money, just to hide people’s eyes and ears. The real purpose is to find the traces of those Demon Races. .”

Said, looking at Xia Kui with a serious face, “But to be safe, Uncle, you have to follow us too!”

Xia Kui eyelids twitched, speechless Said: “This is a big New Year’s Eve, let me follow you all to fool around, it’s really a shame you can think of it…”

Wu Jun glanced at Xia Kui and bewitched: “The money you want will be distributed to you. 10%.”

Xia Kui’s face turned white with anger: “I am a dignified Xia Kui, the Martial Arts expert of the Peak, the number one swordsman in the world, I will follow you to make a fool of yourself… I have to pay more! “

Wu Jun rolled his eyes: “One and a half percent, no more.”

“Wait for me!”

Xia Kui quickly ran into the room Inside, after a while, dressed and walked out, with a sack in his hand, the entire group grandiose went out.

Walking along Black Tortoise Street in West City, Wu Jun’s sack was half full when he reached the city.

Hundreds of pounds of weight are in Wu Jun’s hands, as light as nothing, and he still walks like a fly while carrying a sack.

Passing by the Third Prince’s mansion, Yuan Min also joined in the fun, and happily joined the team of smashing the door, which made the city wind and rain for a while.

At noon, Wu Jun weighed the sack full of sacks on his shoulders, looked at the sky again, and looked at a high gate compound ahead.

“Who’s house is in front of you? It’s time to go back to eat after finishing this house.”

Yuan Min distinguished the street, looked towards the plaque on the door, and said, “Oh, This is Gao Wenbin’s family, Gao Peng’s father.”

Wu Jun was stunned: “Who is Gao Peng?”

At this time, Gao Peng walked out of the courtyard with a black face. Come out: “Your Excellency is really a noble person who forgets things. We used to live and die together in the flower boat and fought side by side, so you forgot me so soon?”

Wu Jun glanced at him. In winter, he was still wearing a white Confucian robe and swinging with a folding fan. With a coquettish look, he couldn’t help but patted his forehead: “Look at my memory, it turned out to be at the door of Brother Gao’s house.”

“I haven’t seen you for a long time, Brother Gao still has the same demeanor. It’s better to meet him by chance. Let’s have a meal together!” He said, and led a few people behind him and swaggered in.

Seeing Wu Jun’s familiar appearance, Gao Peng’s eyes twitched.

I met a fart by chance, this is my home, well, how can I run into someone else’s home by chance!

This is so clearly here to eat!

Gao Peng’s depression was written all over his face, and he glanced at the Third Prince and Xia Kui who were carrying sacks. He was afraid that he would be beaten to death on the spot if half a word came out of his mouth, so he went there helplessly. Lead the way ahead.

Not long after, a few people came to the backyard, and a middle age person dressed like Gao Peng came out. He also looked like Gao Peng, but there was a beard on his chin. When he saw Xia Kui, his expression He solemnly cupped his hands and said, “Brother Qin, you haven’t been to my house for more than ten years.”

Xia Kui glanced at Gao Wenbin and seemed to have some dislike with him, and made no secret of his dislike. Said: “It’s been fifteen years. The last time I came to your house, someone still stabbed you.”

At this time, Song Cai rushed up with the helpless Yan Jun and shouted. : “If you don’t give New Year’s money, you’ll be tricky!”

Gao Wenbin complexion stiffened, his beard trembled, didn’t know whether to cry or laugh, reached out and took out two ingots of silver and handed it to them.

Wu Jun’s eyes lit up when he saw this: “Noble Book, we turn up without being invited and want to beg for a glass of wine, please don’t see outside, Master Shang Shu, what kind of abalone wing belly is there? You can have a few tables as you like!”

Gao Wenbin squinted Wu Jun, then stepped forward to pay respect to Yuan Min, and ordered people to prepare wine and food.

After everyone took their seats in the hall, Gao Wenbin toasted a glass of wine and said with a smile: “It’s rare that it’s so lively today. Recently, a few Foreign Domain singers have come to my house. The singing and dancing are very different from Great Xia, just in time. Let them sing and dance for fun.”

At this time, Gao Peng brows slightly wrinkle came in and said, “Dad, I don’t know what’s going on, they were all ill together, it seems that the wind was strong yesterday, and at the same time I have caught the cold.”

Wu Jun put down the crab in his hand, got up and said: “I will show them, no one understands the cold better than me! Shopkeeper Liu of Yuelai Inn knows, ten years. The old man who is not cured has a cold, and I cured him!”

The corner of Yan Jun’s mouth twitched imperceptibly.

It’s not that he suspects that Shopkeeper Liu’s cold is a problem cured by Wu Jun, but that he has already sensed the breath of several of his subordinates, and is in the attic where the singer lives.

If I remember correctly, his subordinates seem to be all men…

(End of this chapter)