I Don’t Want To Catch Monsters

2021-11-19

Chapter 196 Gifts

When Yan Jun was frowning and brushing his beard, Qin Yue’er was holding a big bowl walked in.

Yan Jun was stunned and asked, “Elder Sister Yue’er, why didn’t you go out to hunt demons today?”

Qin Yue’er hummed with a smile and said: ” As the New Year is approaching, the monster hunter yamen has a routine rest, and I will go out to hunt monsters after the New Year. By the way, this is the chicken noodle soup specially cooked for you by your Master, so you can eat it while it is still hot.”

Yan Jun glanced at the bowl and said with a strange expression: “Elder Sister Yue’er, is this bowl filled with garlic?”

Qin Yue’er glanced at the garlic in his hand and explained Said: “Oh, you said this, your Master said that eating noodles without garlic is equivalent to not eating noodles. You must eat chicken noodle soup with garlic.” After speaking, he picked up a piece of garlic and put it in his mouth, I feel what Wu Jun said really makes sense.

Yan Jun said with a tangled face: “But…but why is there only garlic in this bowl, where is my chicken noodle soup?”

Qin Yue’er immediately started: “Yes , where’s the noodles, it’s obvious that I’m still here when I go out! What a hell, no, I have to go out and look for it!” After speaking, he put down the bowl and walked out.

Yan Jun glanced at the bowl with garlic, then looked at Qin Yue’er’s back, and suddenly felt that Qin Yue’er seemed to be more professional than this bowl when it came to garlic…

Alas, so I only have half a bowl of garlic for my breakfast today?

When Yan Jun was depressed, Wu Jun walked in with a bowl of steaming chicken noodle soup and glanced at the half bowl of garlic on the table, didn’t know whether to cry or laugh Said: “I knew it would be like this, hurry up and eat it while it’s hot.”

Yan Jun took the bowl with a moved face, pulled the noodles into his mouth, and then heard Wu Jun say: ” When you are full, you have the strength to take medicine.”

Yan Jun’s emotion disappeared without a trace, the complexion changed, and said, “Do you still need medicine?”

Wu Jun glanced at the big beard on Yan Jun’s chin and said, “Drink a few more medicines for the treatment of internal injuries, and you can completely recover it completely. Your beard is a side effect of this medicine, so don’t be afraid.”

Yan Jun frowned, and asked with puzzled eyes: “But Master, when did I suffer from internal injuries?”

Wu Jun coughed: “That blood-replenishing medicine has a little side effect, but now The medicine recipe has been improved by me! Next time you drink it, it is guaranteed that you will not be hurt again!” As he spoke, his eyes became extremely confident and proud, as if he had accomplished a feat.

Yan Jun: “…”

This improvement is completely useless, except for you, who will drink the blood-replenishing medicine to drink the internal injury…

Seeing Yan Jun’s resentful face, licking the bowl clean and silly, Wu Jun patted his head with a smile and said, “Remember to shave your beard after you recover, or you won’t be able to get it during the New Year. It’s the New Year’s money.”

While speaking, Song Cai’s voice suddenly sounded in the yard: “Master, someone has come to see you!”

Wu Jun walked out quickly In the room, I saw a familiar hunchbacked old man. It turned out to be Old Xu. He couldn’t help but become lost: “It turned out to be your old man. I thought it was a new patient.”

Old Xu laughed shook the gift bag in his hand and said: “It’s not good for the Chinese New Year to come empty-handed, so I brought you a gift.”

Wu Jun eyes shined: “What gift?”

Old Xu smiled mysteriously: “Open it and see.”

Wu Jun excitedly took the gift package, opened the oil paper package layer by layer, and opened it to the first one. On the 100th floor, he suddenly stopped in the complexion changed, narrowed his eyes, and looked towards Old Xu with a bad expression: “What the hell is in here, shouldn’t it be empty?”

Old Xu listened for a while: “How can it be empty, didn’t I send you so many bags of oil paper for medicine!”

Wu Jun: “…”

This cramped old fogey, the New Year’s Eve is not good enough!

“It’s really hard for you to be able to fold so much oil paper so neatly…”

Wu Jun rolled his eyes speechlessly, went to boil the medicine, and put this boring old man. fogey took him inside and started massaging him.

While enjoying Wu Jun’s massage, Old Xu sighed: “I came to the capital, it’s not so lively, it’s still a lively New Year during golden flower time, and Master Chen is not there, even someone who writes Spring Festival couplets. There’s no one left.”

“I’m going to write a picture, and I’ll take it when you leave.”

Wu Jun carefully repaired the damaged old Xu The lumbar spine, suddenly divided light flashed, looked towards him with weird eyes.

“Master Chen and Shopkeeper Liu are an expert in Confucian Sect and an expert in Daomen, Old Xu, are you also a hidden peerless expert?”

Old Xu poof Yile: “haha, have you ever seen a peerless expert like me?”

Wu Jun glanced at Old Xu, who seemed to have a few years to live, and looked at the head slightly: “It’s really not. They are too similar, although they are also sick, but they have a strong life force, unlike you, where half of the eyebrows are almost buried in the ground.”

Old Xu’s cheeks twitched fiercely: “That’s half of the body buried in the ground, You bastard, can you still live with half of your eyebrows buried in the ground?”

Wu Jun retracted the zongqi attached to his hand, slapped Old Xu’s waist hard, and said, “Okay!”

Old Xu took a deep breath in pain, sat up and stared at Wu Jun, slapped a few pieces of silver on the bed, and said angrily, “Go write a pair.”

Wu Jun went to the desk to study ink, thought for a moment, then picked up the pen and started writing.

At this time, Yan Jun walked in respectfully with the medicine bowl in his hand, handed the medicine to Old Xu, and docile said, “Please take medicine.”

Old Xu looked puzzled Glancing at Yan Jun, he said, “Is he your patient, can you also cure dwarfism?”

Wu Jun listened for a while: “This is my second apprentice, separated from my family. , and also suffers from amnesia, his beard was taken out of the medicine yesterday.”

“I think if his family knew that you were so kind to him, he would definitely repay him. Your great lack of great virtue…”

Old Xu’s eyes trembled, looked at Yan Jun sympathetically, took the medicine and drank it. Then he got up and came to Wu Jun’s side, looking towards the couplet written on the table.

Uplink: first-come-last-arrival, first-to-last-arrival.

The next link: Come early and come late, you have to come sooner or later.

Horizontal criticism: rise to the coffin to make a fortune

After reading the couplet, Old Xu didn’t know whether to cry or laugh for a while: “Your Spring Festival couplet, just stick it on my door and you won’t. I was beaten. Go, it’s a big New Year’s Eve, so don’t let anyone steal the tomb in the cemetery.” After speaking, he picked up the Spring Festival couplets that were still ink-dry and walked out.

Wu Jun looked at Yan Jun, who was standing at the door, respectfully seeing off guests, then glanced at Song Cai who was teasing prosperous wealth next to him, and sighed: “Look at how winking your Junior Brother is, unlike you, you know. I’ve been messing around all day.”

Yan Jun looked at Old Xu’s staggering back and squeezed a smile: “Master, this is what I should do.”

Days It’s a pity, he can’t even wink, although it’s a bit incredible, but in this old fogey, he actually felt a trace of…

Demon Sovereign’s unique breath!

(End of this chapter)