I can summon outrageous partners

Chapter 447 446. Empty

"Oh, by the way, I remembered one thing. Warm reminder, don't bend down or pick up the soap on the ground after you go out. This is very dangerous in Australia." Brian said while the machine was running.

Lin Li glanced at Brian and sighed softly.

This must be a joke from hell.

After all, there is a problem like this: throw all the death row prisoners in the world into the virgin forest, and then there will no longer be any legal constraints on them, but they will be shot as soon as they come out of the forest, and it will develop in a few decades. What?

Answer: Australia - because Australia was originally a penal colony for British criminals.

"Of course I know, Brian." Dumpling Head seemed to think Brian was talking nonsense. "When I applied for a visa before, the visa officer asked me if I had a criminal record. I guess they still only accept prisoners now."

Lin Li: "?"

Dumpling head, your understanding is completely wrong, right?

The machine stopped after running for a few seconds. When Lin Li, Dumpling and others opened the hatch and went out, the scene outside had completely changed. Huge rocks stood around, like small mountain peaks.

At this time, the location where everyone teleported was considered to be in a "valley", which played a very good concealment role.

"There really is no soap." After opening the hatch, Brian examined the ground carefully, and finally said with some regret: "Theoretically, there should be a soap in front of me now, and then I looked around to make sure there was no soap. It’s only when people pick it up later that they get poked by Australians or kangaroos. It’s not the same as I imagined.”

"This is not your universe, don't think about it, and why are you so sorry! How much do you want to be poked?" Lin Li was a little embarrassed, because the plot Brian said sounded ridiculous to ordinary people, but in the original animation, It's really possible.

Because his body was sticky, Lin Li easily climbed up the boulder. Looking to the left, Ayers Rock stood quietly. Lin Li only glanced at it and immediately retracted his head.

Because there are a large number of dark killers and black shadow legions standing around the Ayers Rock, guarding the rock at all levels and watching the surroundings with eager eyes.

One more look and you'll explode~

The giant rock is no longer complete. In fact, in the middle of the giant rock, there is a very huge, door-like opening. It seems to have been drilled out by brute force, and it is not exquisite.

But with a quick glance, Lin Li noticed that there was no one from the Black Shadow Corps inside the passage, and that the passage was bathed in the green light that symbolized magic.

Then, what the Holy Master said about people in this universe being unable to enter the Temple of Time should be true. This is undoubtedly good news for Lin Li.

Peter and Chris Linli, who had just been teleported here, didn't see it, so they didn't know if the filming had already been completed.

"Japanese ninjas! Why do these ninjas wear night clothes in broad daylight?" Dumpling Head poked his head out from next to Lin Li, holding a telescope in his hand and asked curiously.

"I don't know, maybe it's just to look cool." Brian's head appeared from the other side of Lin Li, and then asked Dumpling Head: "Stewie, do you know why Japanese people are thin and the population is aging seriously?"

"Why?" Dumpling Head was puzzled.

"Because both the fat man and the little boy exploded." Brian covered his mouth and laughed secretly.

"You..." Lin Li really wanted to know how these two guys climbed up the rock wall like him.

As we all know, one more look will make you explode.

Ninjas and dark killers both have a strong sense of smell and acuity, especially these two little ones who speak loudly and are very insulting. In addition, Brian ate shit before he came - and he didn't even rinse his mouth. .

These two guys seemed to be afraid of not being discovered.

Therefore, when Lin Li poked his head out again, he saw a swarm of ninjas and dark killers rushing towards him. The dark color gradually covered the rocks and spread here bit by bit.

"Lin Li, now should we rush up and beat these guys away? My punches are so hungry." Dumpling Head waved his little fist and said excitedly.

"The blood of the sleeping wolf in my body has also awakened." Brian showed a fierce look on his face and bared his teeth: "Ooooooo!"

"Oh! Brian, can you stop breathing outside after you just ate shit? And I also saw a little red riding hood between your teeth! Wait, are you really a wolf?" Dumpling Head covered his nose and complained. .

"Fight you two, I feel that bringing you two here is the second mistake I have made in this dungeon." Lin Li held one person's neck with one hand and led them back to the At the bottom of the valley, he threw it into the teleportation warehouse: "Let's go, it's time for us to teleport inside."

The sky above the head was torn apart, and three magic vortexes appeared. The first one to come out was Daolong.

Lin Li didn't know what was going on with his two stand-ins. The "Professional Stand" item was not yet cooling down, which meant that at least one of the two stand-ins was still alive.

"Sorry, let's go first." Lin Li looked at the Daolosaurus rushing toward him, waved his hand, and closed the hatch.

After the transmission ended, Lin Li opened the hatch and looked at the creature outside.

A golden koala-like experiment, his facial features look similar to Stitch's, but his ears hang down to the sides of his head - 625 Reuben.

At this time, Ruben opened his mouth wide, exposing the two teeth inside, and held half a sandwich in his hand. After glancing at Lin Li, he silently looked at the basket of sandwiches under the teleportation warehouse where he was crushed into a paste, feeling a little desperate. and murmured sadly: "My...my sandwich!"

"Sorry, I accidentally teleported to your dining table. I didn't mean any harm." Lin Li blinked and calmed Ruben's emotions. The hand behind his back had already transformed into a steel rod.

"Hey, Lin Li, how did you conjure up this steel rod? Are we going to take action?" The dumpling head climbed onto Lin Li's shoulder and said excitedly, "I want to kill this big koala!"

"..."

At this time, both Ruben and Lin Li were slightly embarrassed.

"Hi~ Hello, my name is Brian. I want to ask if you are free tonight? Would you like to share a romantic candlelight dinner with me?" Brian squeezed out from Lin Li, holding a rose in his mouth. Hua, raised his eyebrows and said to Ruben.

Ruben: "?"

Not even caring about his lost sandwich, Ruben took a half step back: "My man, buddy, don't be like this, I'm scared."

"It doesn't matter whether you're male or female, I just want to try alien creatures," Brian said.

"You don't want to experience this. I never want to give birth to a little alien monster again." Dumpling Head persuaded after hearing this.

Ruben was even more frightened.

"Ruben! People outside said that Lin Li has appeared nearby, little--" He approached with heavy steps, opened the door with force, and looked at Lin Li in front of Ruben, stunned.

Ruben: "Yeah, I know."

Gang Tu was different from Ruben. The moment he came to his senses, he pulled out the pistol from his waist and started shooting at Lin Li.

But Captain Gangtu's accuracy was just like that of men after fifty years old - he couldn't shoot accurately at all. As a character who was always played by Stitch and even Liluo, Lin Li dodged and rolled around and got behind him easily. , hitting the steel rod on the back of his head.

But Gangtu is really durable.

"Ruben!" Gangtu, who only staggered a few steps after being hit hard by Lin Li, shouted to Ruben, "Come here and help me!"

"Why don't you surrender? I really don't want to fight." Ruben took a bite of the sandwich in his hand and watched Gang Tu being chased and beaten by Lin Li. He slurred from chewing and said, "Lin Li, don't Just kill Gang Tu, you have to stay alive."

"To be honest, I don't actually support your plan to destroy this universe, but I'm too lazy to stop it, so why don't I leave it to you." Ruben easily moved the teleportation chamber off the table - he could lift it thousands of times more than himself. He picked up the sandwich with his fingers and put it in his mouth with great regret.

"It looks like vomit." Dumpling Head commented as he looked at the mushy sandwich.

"You will be punished if you disrespect the sandwich like this." Ruben paused and said, "I have lost my appetite."

Brian: "Then I have an appetite."

Ruben: "?"

Why does this dog look more like an alien than myself?

"Boom!" In the short conversation, Gang Tu had already collapsed in the center of the room. Lin Li threw the venom from his fingertips into his mouth, finally calming him down.

But Lin Li did not let down his guard. Instead, he faced the direction Gang Tu came from, preparing to face the new enemy.

"No one will come, just relax." Ruben raised his head and said, "It's just me and this stupid guy Gang Tu here."

"What do you mean?" Lin Li said with a frown.

"Literally, there are only a few of us here." Ruben replied.

"...Okay, so I have stopped killing Gangtu. You will cooperate with me, right." Without loosening his brows, Lin Li walked up to Ruben and asked.

Ruben himself is an experimental product after 624 Angel, and he will not become evil because of his singing. Ruben's stance is probably neutral to good, but because of laziness, he just acts as a backdrop most of the time.

"Of course I can cooperate. I'm not Hamster Flywheel's subordinate." Ruben has no fear or respect for Hamster Flywheel.

"But it would be nice if I could go out and get some more sandwich ingredients. I originally planned to eat thirty today, but a dozen of them were crushed by your machine." Ruben continued, "Don't worry, Soon, those ninjas and dark killers will execute my needs immediately. This place is simply paradise, I have become fat..."

"This won't work. Okay, Ruben, I know you're lazy. After solving my problem, you can do whatever you want." Lin Li interrupted Ruben, who was about to chatter, "First, please explain in detail what you just said. What does "it's just you and Gangtu here" mean.

What about Stitch and Lilo? "

Lin Li turned his head. Indeed, the sound of his battle with Gang Tu was not soft, but until now, no other people or experimental subjects had come here.

In Lin Li's original vision, he had to deal with hundreds of enemies here, instead of the current situation.

Lin Li looked up. A surveillance camera that was incompatible with the surrounding stone wall was facing him. He raised his hand and blew it up.

"They've all been taken away." Ruben scratched his head and said, "An hour ago, the Hamster Flywheel guy received a message from the Holy Lord. The Holy Lord said that he thought it was possible for you to sneak into this place without anyone noticing. Temple.

In order to prevent you from destroying the birth of Experiment 999, we decided to move the location.

Because once you meet and want to fight, the battlefield is in the Temple of Time, and the Holy Lord and the others have no way to assist Hamster Flywheel and can only watch from outside.

Hamster Flywheel also thinks it makes sense. He has been 'watching' you fight with the Holy Lord and the others. Considering that Experiment 999 has not yet been successfully researched, he only relies on himself to fight you, and he has no confidence at all to win. At that time, they could not seize the right to use the history books, so they agreed to the plan to change positions.

After taking everyone away, only Gang Tu and I were left here to take charge of the rear. In fact, they asked me to detonate the bomb buried underground when you came over. "

Ruben said calmly.

"And bombs!?" The first to react were Dumpling Head and Brian next to him.

"Yeah, right at your feet, explosive," Ruben said.

Dumpling Head and Brian: "?"

"Are we two going to say our last words, Brian?"

"Yeah, it's time to repent of the wrong things we have done in our lives - for example, I shouldn't have secretly gone to the trash can to dig through your diapers."

"Forget it, I won't be able to finish it even after several years of effort - besides, I know about you going through my diapers. Sometimes I secretly add chili pepper water to them." He was only one year old. The dumpling head who stood out said very sincerely.

"Oh! Shet! I thought you were angry at that time!"

"..."

Lin Li: "How to detonate a bomb and kill these two guys? Waiting online, urgent."

"I just wanted to make a joke to liven up the atmosphere..." Ruben was a little confused after hearing this, "The time left for us is not enough to set up too many traps, and Gang Tu's brain does not support such a difficult operation, so actually There’s no danger here.”

Ruben jumped off the small chair and opened the box in the corner. .

The moment the box was opened, three bullets were fired from inside, two hitting Ruben himself, and one hitting the corner of Lin Li's eye.

Lin Li: "..."

"You call this dangerous?" Lin Li asked.

"It's really not dangerous." Ruben turned around, holding a few more sandwiches with energy hidden behind them. The place where the bullet hit his chest was unscathed.

——Although he looks like a fragile koala with a soft body, Ruben's body is bulletproof.

"You can't generalize the physiques of humans and experimental subjects. I'd better be careful." Lin Li shrugged, and then asked about business: "Ruben, answer my question."

"First of all, what is Experiment 999? Secondly, how dare Hamster Flywheel leave? The History of Time is still here, right? And once I take charge of the History of Time, and I have to fight against the people of this world, I will become Hamster Flywheel, right?"

"Answer the second question first. Follow me." Ruben walked towards the main hall of the Temple of Time. There was no light source here, but it was full of light. The history book of time that he had seen in the animation was lying quietly at this moment. On the high platform of the temple.

The carefree Ruben walked in front and triggered some of the mechanisms. Lin Li was not harmed by his spider sense. It was indeed not very powerful.

"Have you found anything missing?" before walking into the high platform, Ruben pointed at the history book and said.

Lin Li took a closer look and saw that the history book itself was complete, with pages and texts being generated and written on it:

"The Holy Lord, the Daolong, and the Demon Dragon are hovering around the Ayers Rock, staring solemnly at the location of the Temple of Time..."

The book itself is normal and still functioning normally.

Although it is a history book, Lin Li briefly browsed it and it seemed that it only recorded the major events of Jackie Chan and other main characters. His name did not appear on it, but it can be seen from the description of the battle between the Holy Lord and others without opponents. own shadow.

Nothing seems to be missing.

"Is the pen gone?" Lin Li suddenly realized this - the pen next to the history book was indeed missing, and there was no trace of it nearby.