I can summon outrageous partners

Chapter 446 445. The most bizarre episode

Lin Li looked around and was shocked to find that Meg was really missing.

Lin Li didn't find it strange that these characters could leave without realizing it, and he had no time to be surprised now - Lin Li was trying to rebuild his outlook on life.

Lin Li has heard of mothers making nests, but this term is generally used to describe virtual mothers on the Internet. A Bible verse in Tieba says:

When I scold your mother on the Internet, I don’t really scold your mother. This mother is not that mother. This mother is just a figment of my imagination. It is an illusion and an existence similar to a spiritual body... Although on the Internet I I'm rude to your mother, but in reality, when I meet your mother, I will still say: Hello, aunt.

But the Pete in front of him was really using his own daughter to make a nest!

Lin Li now needs more offensive words than birth.

Although it doesn't seem particularly strange for this kind of thing to happen to Peter's ultimate birth.

Lin Li remembered an episode where Peter's plane encountered an accident and needed to reduce weight. There was a family and a lot of luggage on the plane at that time...

——Pete lost Meg first.

Because the luggage belongs to him, he is reluctant to part with it.

Pete's priorities are probably as follows, growing up: his family's luggage - Meg - other family members - his own luggage - himself, and usually the luggage is very useless.

Lin Li comforted himself in his heart that this was normal.

"I finally know why I have been in the air force before. It turns out that the bait for making nests is wrong! You don't know how much the fish around here like Meg! I can't believe that there are still things in this world that like Meg. Even fish.

At first, I was a little worried that Meg would pollute the sea and big fish would vomit after eating it. "

"Meg, who has never been chased by anyone before, was chased crazily by a large group of fish after I pushed her into the sea. Haha! She must be very happy. We both got what we wanted! There is no one more suitable to fight than her. It's a nest.

The fish tastes good. Let's share it with the children quickly. If there's not enough, I'll catch it before Meg is finished.

Today is a beautiful day. "

Peter took a bite of the raw fish in his hand and excitedly shared his successful experience like an ordinary fisherman. He smiled slightly, but suddenly felt melancholy:

"It would be great if Meg could regenerate. I can show you this skill again. Then I can show it to Joe and Q in the future and I will become more proficient."

"Peter! Do you know what you are talking about! Meg! Oh, my Meg!" After Louise, probably the only normal person, recovered from the shock, she immediately ran towards the cave entrance, and Lin Li followed her out.

Sure enough, there was a sea area near the coast that was dyed red, and Meg's pink hat and clothes were floating alone on it.

sad!

"Oh! Meg! You actually died like this! You are still a virgin even now! I am such a failure as a mother!" Louise collapsed and covered her head in pain, half-kneeling on the ground and sobbing. With.

"Dad, can you give me a break?" Chris walked to Peter and asked.

Obviously, he accepted the fact that his sister Meg was beaten in the nest very smoothly.

"Of course, no problem, Chris, here you go, but next time Joe and Q and I go fishing, can you come with us?" Pete gave Chris a fish with a smile on his face.

"Oh, dad, I don't want to feed the fish, can I ask my friend from school to accompany you?" Chris said while eating raw fish.

"Chris, you can't lie to me. You must have no friends in school. No one wants to make friends with a stupid, stupid, ugly, useless kid like you. I know, because when I was in school, I loved Bullying guys like you, haha, it’s really fun to bully people like you." Pete patted Chris on the shoulder and said firmly.

Although Pete was often bullied when he was a child, it doesn't matter. Our Pete will punch the weaker ones, otherwise how can he be called the ultimate beast.

"Dad, you are right." Chris lowered his head in despair, "I have no friends."

"It's okay, Chris." Peter said again, "You have no friends. If you want to play a live-action shooting game at school in the future, you don't have to remind anyone not to come. It will be so convenient then.

You know, I still had some friends at that time, and it was really troublesome to inform my good friends when I wanted to retaliate against the school. "

"Yes, dad, thank you, I'm much happier." The silly son cheered.

"Don't worry, Louise." Unlike his father and son, as a dog who has a crush or a clear love for Louise, Brian quickly trotted to the crying Louise, put his hand on her back, and comforted her. : "There are only clothes and no bodies on the sea. Meg might still be alive."

Subsequently, the corners of Bran's eyes gradually moved left and right at a high speed, and then his hand on Louise began to move down 'unknowingly', gradually moving from Louise's back to Louise's butt, the corner of her mouth Then a smile appeared.

Dogs are like this.

Hope gradually showed in the corners of Louise's eyes, as if she had grasped a life-saving straw: "Yes, I didn't see the body, maybe Meg is still alive!"

"Oh! Hate it! Why is there a human hand in the fish's belly!" Chris on the side angrily threw the human hand that was eaten out of the fish's belly on the ground, kicked it away, and bounced right next to Louise. .

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu——This is Meg's hand." Louise just glanced at it and immediately started crying again.

"This is just a hand. People can still live without hands. I hope it's not without -" Brian wanted to continue to comfort him.

"Don't be angry, my dear son, I am worse than you. There is a head in the belly of my fish, and it is very ugly, as ugly as Meg." Pete angrily threw away the head that had been eaten from the belly of the fish in his hand. On the ground, he kicked it away and bounced right next to Louise - even the trajectory was exactly the same.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu——This is Meg's head!" After seeing the appearance of the head clearly, Louise began to cry loudly.

Brian: "..."

Well, now there is hope for your mother.

It's hard, the fist is hard, this is a comforting hammer.

Oh, by the way, because I kept touching Louise’s butt.

"It doesn't matter. We are a unit drama. After Meg dies, she can still be resurrected in the next episode." Brian could only say, with a tangled and painful expression on his face. After struggling, his dog eyes became firm.

——Brian pinched Louise's butt gently.

Then he showed a crazy expression.

Looking at the scenes in front of him, the father and son eating, the mother in pain, the pet of the crazy man, and the daughter who had finished filming this episode, Lin Li also got hard - he could only get hard with his fist, and he once again felt deeply what it meant to be. Birth House.

Did Dumpling Tou just say that he was planning to kill his family during the transition? Lin Li now raised his hands and feet to support.

Fortunately, Dumpling Head was quite reliable. Lin Li felt that he was the only one present who could communicate normally, so he ignored Peter and others and walked into the cave.

"Stewie, your family, I'm so...what the hell are you doing?" Lin Li paused as he said, because Stewie was lifting up his pants in a panic, with all kinds of hardware tools in his hands scattered on the floor.

"Hey! Lin Li, don't you know? When you enter the room, you have to knock on the door first. This is the respect you should have for a genius inventor!" Dumpling Head shouted angrily.

Lin Li's face was expressionless, as if everything in this world had nothing to do with him.

There was no door at all in this cave, but he no longer wanted to refute anything. Lin Li just waved his arms gently and said in an ethereal and gentle voice: "Sorry, it's okay. You can continue making the machine. As long as the machine is made within the specified time, That’s it. For the rest, just make sure you’re happy.”

Lin Li will never recycle these hardware tools. The tool box can be recycled anyway.

Lin Li crossed the dumpling head and walked towards the depths of the cave, squatting silently inside, staring blankly at the wall with his dull eyes - let Jin Xin give himself a psychological treatment after returning to the main world.

…

Hearing the small steps gradually approaching, Lin Li, who had a little life in his eyes again, turned his head and looked at him warily - although he was his partner, Lin Li believed that he had to protect his personal safety.

Especially the butt.

The visitor was Dumpling Head. Nearly half an hour had passed since Lin Li shut himself up here. Dumpling Head clapped his hands and said to Lin Li: "Lin Li, the jump machine is ready. As long as you set the longitude and latitude, you can teleport to a fixed point. ”

Lin Li nodded first, and then asked seriously: "Okay, but I have a question, what are the longitude and latitude?"

Dumpling head: "?"

"Sorry, I should know, but I really don't know now. It's really my mother's fault." Lin Li hit his head with some laughter and tears. The aura of true innocence has side effects. Lin Li was now filled with a A kind of beauty that has never been read.

"Isn't it a bit too much for you to ask such an over-the-top question to a one-year-old baby? There's really nothing you can do about it. Brian should know where you plan to go in Australia." Dumpling Head responded with a helpless look.

Brian is a very knowledgeable perverted dog who knows astronomy and geography. He has played a very good role in making up for Lin Li's current lack of knowledge.

"Then go find him." Lin Li nodded and walked outside with Dumpling Tou.

After the father and son had eaten fish, Pete had already started to sleep comfortably in the cave. Pete even held Meg's head as a pillow, and also held Meg's hand in his hand. He acted like an old man and occasionally turned over. He would scratch his back with this palm.

Can not bear to look.

Chris was playing with gravel at the entrance of the cave. Louise might have been too sad and had cried until she fainted. Lin Li and Dumpling Tou’s target was no longer touching Louise’s butt, but squatting in the corner. .

"Brian, we need help." Dumpling Head shouted.

"Ah? Oh, here I come." Brian looked up suddenly when he heard this, and covered his mouth with his palms in a panic. After rubbing his feet on the ground for a few times, he came in front of Dumpling Head and Lin Li.

"Brian?" Dumpling Head keenly noticed something was wrong with Brian and looked at him suspiciously: "What were you doing in the corner just now?"

"No, nothing." Brian's eyes were wandering, and it was written all over his face that I was lying.

"You won't steal underwear again, right?" Dumpling Head asked.

"How can you taint someone's innocence out of thin air!"

"Brian!" Chris suddenly shouted at the door: "I want to go to the toilet again, do you want to eat? But this time, can you not be so impatient? I don't like the feeling of having my butt licked by a dog. .”

"Chris! Don't say it out loud!" Brian broke his guard.

Lin Li and Dumpling Tou silently took a step back. Dumpling Tou was helpless: "Brian, you still can't change your habit of eating shit."

"What can I do? I'm a dog! And if you have tasted this kind of food, you will definitely be impressed by it. The sour taste makes dogs want to stop!" Brian argued.

"Shut up, I'm going to vomit if you keep listening." Dumpling Head said.

"Can I eat it if you spit it out?" Brian's tail shook violently, and then he punched himself in the head: "Damn, damn it, why did I say what was in my heart again!"

"Let's skip the disgusting topic." Lin Li raised his hand to interrupt, "Brian, do you know the location of Ayers Rock in Australia?"

Lin Li was not worried that the location of the Temple of Time would change. This was fixed. In the setting of Jackie Chan's Adventures, even those who took away the stones from Ayers Rock would be cursed and die inexplicably, not to mention the History of Time.

"Ayers Rock, I know. Longitude 131.036, latitude -25.348, also known as Uluru. It is 348 meters high, 3000 meters long, and has a base circumference of about 9.4 kilometers. It is high and wide in the east and low and narrow in the west. It is the world's largest rock. What’s wrong with the largest monolithic rock?”

Although he eats shit, Brian is really knowledgeable and gave a very specific introduction to this issue in one fell swoop.

"Okay, the specific longitude and latitude have been obtained." Dumpling Tou came to the transfer chamber of the jump machine. After debugging some data, he looked at Lin Li and asked, "Are you going to leave now? Lin Li."

"Will this machine jump with us?" Lin Li asked first.

"It can be set up, but don't you usually have to bring it with you? Otherwise it will be very troublesome to come back." Dumpling Head said.

"Okay." Lin Li nodded, "In that case, don't teleport accurately first, but teleport nearby." Since it can be used repeatedly, Lin Li wants to observe the surrounding environment first.

The Holy Lord told himself that no one in this universe could enter Ayers Rock, but Lin Li didn't know what methods Hamster Flywheel could use.

And I can’t fully believe the Holy Lord’s words.

"Okay, I'll make some adjustments. Shall we leave now?" Dumpling Head said.

"Well, let's go."

"Wait a minute." Brian asked, "Where are Louise and the others? Should we leave them here? I'm a little worried, worried that something will happen to them."

"Then just settle everything, so you don't have to worry about anything happening." Dumpling Head walked towards Peter with a wrench in his hand, his eyes firm.

Brian: "?"

He didn't know how to refute Dumpling's logic for a moment.

If something happens in advance, you don’t have to worry?

It was Lin Li who caught the wrench that Dumpling Head was about to hit on Pete's head. Of course, it wasn't that Lin Li was so kind. A dangerous smile appeared on his face:

"It would be too cruel to solve it directly. My suggestion is to teleport Peter and Chris near the giant rock - the kind that only teleports people."

"In addition, let's configure a locator for the two of them, Stewie, is that easy? Maybe it will bring us some information." Lin Li thought for a while and said.

He actually didn't expect this to have any effect on father and son.

He preferred to let the Holy Lord, Hamster Flywheel and others also feel a little shocked in their outlook - after only spending more than half an hour with them, Lin Li found that he had also become paralyzed.

When adding a locator, Lin Li considered that if the father and son were caught, whether they were killed or not, the locator would be able to give him some information.

"I don't care." Dumpling Head said, "It's also easy to make the locator."

Brian held his chin, glanced at Louise, and nodded - it's time for a new male lead in this family!

A few minutes later.

"Chris, look, there's a lollipop in this." After pulling Peter, who was sleeping like a dead pig, into the teleportation chamber, Brian shouted to Chris.

"I'm full, you can eat." Chris patted his belly and had no intention of coming over to look.

"Chris, look, there's a wild Boy Scout badge here!" Brian changed tactics.

"Oh, let me see!" Chris rushed over excitedly like a college student who heard that he could get extra credits.

Brian decoys.

Lin Li pushed it in.

Dumpling Head pressed the transmission button.

——The birth father and son were teleported away by the newborn trio in one go.

After leaving Louise here and some peas, Lin Li also walked into the teleportation warehouse with Brian, the dumpling head.

"Okay, let's go too."

"Forget it, wait a minute, otherwise I'm afraid they haven't been caught yet."

"Yeah, I think so too."

silence.

"Then can I go to the corner to eat some leftovers?" a certain dog asked.

"No!!" two people replied.

Okay, that’s it for the birth story (probably), two chapters are enough, and writing it down would be a bit over-the-top due to birth fatigue. This copy will probably end in a little over a week.