I can summon outrageous partners

Chapter 383: 382. Give Marvel a Little Shock

The Scarlet Witch stopped the furious Hulk, calmed his emotions, allowed Dr. Banner's consciousness to reoccupy the body, and stopped the destruction of Deadpool.

The two sides did not chat.

Marvel may still have its own internal disputes to deal with. At the same time, it still vaguely regards Shi Leng as a competitor. After the two Odins disappeared, they nodded and left, and walked in the direction they came from.

Lin Li didn't mind or even hoped so. After all, he was in the ten-cold camp, so if he wanted to win, he had to hide the abilities of these ten-cold characters as much as possible.

After the game officially starts, give Marvel some small cold shocks.

"Superheroes are so cold." However, not everyone has the same thoughts as Lin Li, such as Little King Kong, who is very regretful now and has written it all on his expression.

"Is there anything you want to say to Marvel?" Lin Li turned his head to look.

"No, I just want to sign." Little King Kong spread his hands and said.

"Now is not the time to chase stars." Lin Li laughed.

"I know, that's why I didn't say anything to persuade him to stay." Little King Kong nodded.

Wuming heard that, looking at this modern person whose appearance is four points or even three points similar to his own, from the current point of view, he should be the most normal guy, and he knows how to take care of the overall situation, he has decided, the next time Just play with him.

What Lin Li, Shit Superman, River God... are all a bunch of psychopaths! Can't play a little bit!

These guys should all be put to death!

"Whoever you want, I'll help you get it. I barely met them once." Lin Li said.

"Is there such a good thing?" Little King Kong raised his eyebrows, he took out a sack from nowhere and threw it in front of Lin Li.

Lin Li opened it and saw that it was full of sticky notes.

"Why did you give me this?" Lin Li asked puzzled.

"Anyone will do, sign this sack full, please, Lin Li!" Little King Kong smiled innocently.

"...Why do you want so many signatures?" Lin Li's head was full of black lines. Thinking of Xiao Jingang's character design, he slightly understood, narrowed his eyes, and stared at Xiao Jingang: "You don't mean to wait until you return to yourself. When we are in the world, take out the autographs one by one and sell them?"

"Ha... ha..., how could it be, I'm a loyal fan of theirs, so I want so many autographs just to commemorate! Yes, commemorate!" Little King Kong turned his head guiltily.

"Little King Kong, let me test you, what's Spider-Man's last name?" Lin Li sneered.

"Spider?" Little King Kong replied weakly.

"His name is Peter Parker." Lin Li sneered again.

"I knew it earlier! How could Spider-Man's surname be spider? I'm just joking to brighten up the atmosphere. Of course Spider-Man's surname is "He"! I understand it all! "Little King Kong touched the pole and climbed up.

"What a surname, you know "Once upon a time there was a man named Ke, named Kobe". "Lin Li gave a thumbs up, with a half-hearted smile.

"How do you know that I'm also a fan of Kobe? Is Kobe across the street? Can you also ask for his autograph? He is my eternal prison and eternal belief!" Little King Kong said righteously.

Lin Li picked up the sack and threw it on Little King Kong's face, knocking him unconscious to the ground, and stepped over without looking back.

Wuming, who was following behind, had a dark face, kicking Little King Kong unceremoniously when passing by.

——Misjudged, this kid is a fart normal person, his own universe must be hopeless, the team is full of such people, and he won a fart, when will he betray!

...

Because of the hunger, everyone basically gathered in the huge supermarket on the street, where they were happily shopping for zero yuan.

There is indeed everything that one expects to find in it, and everyone has a great time eating it.

The River God was holding a small rice ball, and was eating it slowly. Beside him, Athena was eating the same rice ball, and wanted to eat it in one bite, but she had to pay attention to her image, which was very embarrassing.

Thor squatted on the ground and gnawed on the barbecue, while Li Jing and King Niaobushi who were sitting on the ground next to him ate meat and drank heavily regardless of their image, and toasted each other, telling each other:

"Brother Bird, you don't understand my suffering. Everyone says that Nezha's five-year-old blind date is too early, but who knows that when Nezha is so strong, five-year-old is really not too early."

"Brother Li, I am also in great pain. My home is in Nebula M77, and Nebula M78 is next door. But I am a big villain. I am timid at home. Even if I fart a little louder, there is an Ultraman fly." Come here and give me a ticket.

They used me to compete for performance, and often used an electric mosquito swatter to scare me, and caused me to suffer from the sequelae of being autistic when I saw the electric mosquito swatter. blessed. "

According to the current progress of heart and soul, Nezha should have more uncles in the near future-it's time to sworn brothers.

Shi Leng is like this. Theoretically speaking, King Niaobushi should be a big villain who does all kinds of evil, but no one is surprised that the two of them are drinking.

But after listening to these words, Wuming's face turned pale, his body seemed to be unwell, and he frantically ran around in the supermarket, finally found what he wanted: a pair of earplugs.

Putting the earplugs into the ears, the world became quiet, Wuming said with a relaxed expression, "If you can't hear, you don't need to complain, you're finally saved."

Lin Li first found a watch in the supermarket and compared it with his "Conan's watch". It was 6 o'clock in the evening. After confirming the time, he chose a boxed lunch, heated it in the microwave, and came to the dining area.

There were still vacant seats at the table between Superman and Pinocchio Snow White, so Lin Li sat down.

The food selected by Superman is all laxative, and the person is more plump.

Snow White on the opposite side ate very lightly and elegantly, while Pinocchio beside him had no decent food in front of him, only a few boxes of throat lozenges piled up.

"Pinocchio, don't you want to eat?" Lin Li asked.

"I'm a wooden man, so I don't have much need for this." Pinocchio said with a throat lozenge in his mouth.

"Then why are you eating so many throat lozenges?"

"My throat is of great use to me. Of course, it must be protected. It is my lifeblood." Pinocchio said as a matter of course.

The nose didn't get longer, so he obviously wasn't lying. After thinking about it, Lin Li also understood that Pinocchio's attack method was actually lying. If his voice became hoarse and he couldn't speak, it would indeed have serious consequences.

"I'm full~~What should I do next~~I haven't tried going to bed so early~~" After the meal, the River God slowly got up and said.

Lin Li didn't notice that side at all, but suddenly, there was some movement under his desk. He looked down and saw a person squatting under his desk.

This action should have been unsuitable for children and astringent.

It would be nice if the person down there wasn't a man.

Saint Seiya.

This kid is wearing armor, and at this moment his Pegasus Meteor Fist is facing the part where he has made no effort, ready to go.

Even though his movements are so wretched, his eyes are firm as if he wants to join the party.

Lin Li: "..."

Snow White on the opposite side seemed to have noticed that the opposite side was full of affection. She glanced at Lin Li, her face flushed, and the meaning in her eyes probably meant "I didn't expect you to be like Lin Li".

"You're right, blushing will only hurt you." Lin Li sighed, got up and ran to the River God, and put his arms around his shoulders: "Sleep? How can you sleep at your age? River God! The nightlife has just begun, we have to enjoy life!"

"Ah~~? Then how should we enjoy it~~" He Shen asked Lin Li puzzled.

Lin Li thought deeply, facing Athena's expectant eyes, he gradually became firm: "Why don't you kiss Athena first?"

River God: "Huh?"

"You're too straightforward, Hun Dan! How can you be such a wingman!" Standing behind the river god, Athena "roared silently", looking like she was going to tear Lin Li apart from her movements.

What a scary woman, no wonder she couldn't get married.

"Uh, no, then what, I was wrong, what I mean is, we happen to have three people and one dog here, why not have an exciting game of flying chess?" Lin Li quickly pulled out a box of flying chess from the shelf to make up for it.

"What's so exciting about flying chess!"

"Ahem, the loser has to take off a piece of clothing, how about it?" Lin Li raised his eyebrows meanly.

"Ah~~It's so exciting~~It's not good..." The River God scratched his head, just about to refuse.

"Okay! Let's play like this!" Athena immediately interrupted the river god, "Go, go to my house to play, the room I chose is quite big!"

...

"No! Very wrong!"

Lin Li squeezed his chin, looked at the mess in front of him, and frowned, very or even twelve points wrong.

Lin Li is a bit cold now - his upper body is completely naked, and the chess game in front of him seems to be lost again, but it would be inappropriate to take off his pants next, right?

Lin Li looked at the God of the River, and asked in pain, "Did you ancient people wear so many clothes?"

"It was very troublesome for us ancient people to wear clothes." The River God scratched his head and said, the River God who looked like he just took off his coat was actually the one who lost the most.

"In addition to ordinary coats, you ancient people also wore coats made of gold and silver?" Lin Li smiled.

"The ancients were like this." The God of the River said harmlessly.

Facing such a thick-skinned River God, Lin Li looked at Athena. Although he was a united front, it was time for him to tear his skin apart: "Sister Na, are you cheating? How can there be so many people?" Six."

"The physiques of humans and gods can't be generalized, what's wrong with my luck..." Athena turned her head away guiltily.

"Good luck, yes." Lin Li chuckled, "But."

"It can't be 127 sixes in a row, all the planes have flown in one round! One hundred and twenty-seven sixes!" Lin Li's voice could not be restrained.

"Just because you're unlucky doesn't mean that others are unlucky... Don't blame the uneven road if people are unlucky..." Athena's voice was as thin as a mosquito.

Well, well, another thick-skinned god.

Lin Li looked at Thor again, and Thor, who noticed his gaze, immediately turned his back to Lin Li, patted his buttocks, and pressed the button of the collar on the ground: "I am Thor. Er! For the glory of the God of the North!"

The face is full of pride.

——This dog is completely naked, with only a cloak for clothes, barefoot is not afraid of wearing shoes, so it doesn't matter how you lose.

He is just a dog!

Bad, the victim seems to be the only one.

"It's getting late, I'm sleepy, my family." Lin Li got up and said sincerely.

He just took a step towards the door, and he couldn't walk.

Because the left hand was grabbed by Athena, the right hand was grabbed by the river god, and both feet were bitten by Thor, they said in unison: "First take off your pants (I am Thor), and then continue (for the glory of the northern god). "

Lin Li: "..."

"You..." Lin Li's eyes widened.

A dog, a man and a woman, smiled tacitly.

They are not a dog, a man and a woman, they are dogs and men!

These three are all black inside!

...

There are many outright losers, and they return to the house they have chosen in desperation.

I don't play with them anymore, Lin Li doesn't think it is necessary to make friends with skin pickers who don't even want to keep their underwear.

Then Lin Li checked the room, and found nothing abnormal or mechanism, it was just a very ordinary house.

It was getting late, so Lin Li was going to bed.

"Baibai, I love you." Lin Li, who was lying on the bed vaguely, heard Pinocchio's voice.

It should be that Snow White and Pinocchio live next door.

"Baibai~I love you~, vomit—" Lin Li's face twisted, and he repeated the words eccentrically like Boss Crab repeating someone else's words, sour.

"For nothing, I don't love you anymore," said Pinocchio again.

Lin Li suddenly became excited. Is this a quarrel? Do you mean to eat melons?

I won't be sleepy if I say this, single dogs like to watch young couples quarrel!

Lin Li began to look forward to it.

"Bai Bai, I love you." But Lin Li waited for these words again.

"Baibai, I don't love you anymore."

"Baibai, I love you."

"Baibai, I don't love you anymore."

Pinocchio is like a repeater, repeating these two sentences all the time.

Just when Lin Li didn't understand why, amidst Pinocchio's confession, the voice belonging to Snow White gradually began to increase.

It's just a sound, a sound without meaning, the sound of blood gushing.

Later, Pinocchio's speech became faster and faster, and he didn't even have time to say the prefix "in vain".

"Love you do not love you love you do not love you love you do not love you..."

The smile on Lin Li's mouth completely disappeared.

He gradually understood everything.

As we all know, the carpenter in fairy tales usually does not make superfluous things when making puppets.

In other words, Pinocchio actually doesn't have that ability.

But when God usually closes the door, he will occasionally open it for people... Forget it, it’s not counted as opening a window, it should be counted as opening a dog’s hole.

So Pinocchio was given a nose that could grow and shorten.

Because between lying and honesty, the nose can expand and contract freely.

Coincidentally, the ability to stretch and bend is exactly what Snow White needs.

"Pinocchio, you bought throat lozenges to refer to the great use, don't you mean this?" Lin Li said with a twitching corner of his mouth, understanding everything sometimes makes people feel overwhelmed: "Life, life, your nose What a lifeblood!"

Pinocchio, who speaks freely and with a hoarse voice, said to Snow White: "Bai Bai, give me some throat lozenges, my throat is a bit unbearable..."

"Good~~"

What the hell are throat lozenges!

This is nothing but Viagra!

Every wooden person is loved by someone, but I...

Lin Li wanted to die.

...

Marvel here.

Except for the less familiar Venom and Deadpool, most of the superheroes gathered together to discuss changes in the matter, and Odin's words were somewhat believable.

Ant-Man suddenly became bigger and appeared among the crowd.

Iron Man looked at Ant-Man and asked, "How is it? What are our opponents doing?"

Ant-Man looked strange, his voice was a bit obscure, and his tone was full of incomprehension:

"One fell asleep in the place where we were separated from them, and used a sack as a quilt;

One in a five-star toilet, rubbing his face against the seat cushion of a high-end toilet;

Two middle-aged men are drinking, one calls each other Dad, and the other calls each other Grandpa, and now they are dancing naked holding hands;

A young man with stupid hair on the top of his head scolded these two guys for being unreliable, while taking care of one of them's big daughter and putting her to sleep;

There were also three people and a dog, who played ludo for a whole night until one of them lost all his clothes.

There is also a young couple who are doing what couples should do, with loud voices and great energy.

Although, the above is all that our opponents do today, um, all. "

The audience was silent.

"...It's hard to evaluate." Captain America said with difficulty.

"Indeed." Iron Man nodded.

"They are in such a state, can they really be called opponents?" Doctor Strange was puzzled.

"I don't understand, but I'm shocked."

When Lin Li was listening to the bed and thinking about life, he didn't know that the ten-cold characters had given Marvel a little ten-cold shock.