I can summon outrageous partners

Chapter 382: 381. Deadpool Sending Flowers? No, he became a stress relief toy.

"Maybe? Why maybe? Or are you two not sure?" Lin Li was not satisfied with this answer.

Although he saw such words when he entered the dungeon, he needed a firm answer.

It is right for the god of the dungeon to directly mark the villain.

"Party A is always difficult to serve, what he needs is colorful black."

After answering this way, the two Odins looked at the others: "Are there any other questions?"

"Hey, here I have, I have a big question..." The upside-down Spider-Man waved his hand, "...Uh, two Mr. Odin, you guys have talked about it so far, but what are the rules of the game, you guys Not at all."

"Oh, I almost forgot." Marvel Odin scratched his head: "But don't worry, the competition will start tomorrow, and the beginning of everything is very important, so we who announce the rules must maintain a full energy, and at the same time, we must maintain a full energy for the sake of mystery. I'll tell you guys tomorrow."

"Tomorrow?! You want us to stay in such a space for a day. My Zha'er can't even touch the ground without a pillow. How can I sleep!" daughter slave Li Jing said loudly.

Everyone looked at Nezha, and then their faces became strange.

Because it is.

Nezha can be regarded as a super double-door refrigerator. The ratio of his head to his body is too small. With his whole body muscular, if he lies on his side, no matter whether he relaxes or not, his head may not touch the ground.

So Li Jing raised his sword and slashed at Odin - no matter what kind of god you are, if you don't take care of Nezha, I will show you!

Someone immediately caught the white blade.

It's a pity that it's not Odin in the light curtain, but...

——Lin Li helplessly caught the blade with his bare hands, and at the same time sighed numbly: "Li Jing, don't cut it, or someone else will pick it up."

Lin Li suspects that the X he installed in the "Secret Realm of the Heavenly Dao" will be returned now.

The knees of the trousers are torn.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Li Jing scratched his head apologetically, "I don't seem to be able to designate them to receive swords with empty hands."

"Don't worry, of course you are not allowed to sleep in such a space." The two Odins snapped their fingers at the same time, and a vortex gate appeared on each side.

"After walking through this door, there is a room enough for all of us to sleep and rest, called the rest area.

There are supermarkets and shops with plenty of supplies, which can provide unlimited and free food, clothing and other items, and both parties can get them at will..." Following Odin's introduction, the scene inside also appeared in the light curtain, like It's a hotel in general, magnificent.

"You can go in and have a look now."

So Lin Li walked in first, and the others followed.

There is indeed a cavernous cave inside, no different from what is shown in the light curtain, and it actually looks bigger, like a bustling street.

There is no traffic on the wide main road, and various rooms are closely built on both sides. Those without any plaques are unoccupied houses, and those with plaques are all kinds of facilities.

The back of the room is familiar metal, which should also be indestructible.

But the facilities are all available, and they all show self-help, and the supplies are abundant. If there are only twenty or thirty people, it will be more than enough.

"Five-star luxury toilets? Is there such a wonderful place in this world?! Here I come!" The eyes of the originally blackened Superman's eyes immediately burst into light, and the smile on his face was absolutely impossible for the villain to smile. He looked at everyone: "Everyone, can you give this place to me? If you don't fight me, I will owe you a huge favor! I will help you if you need anything!"

"No one will grab the toilet with you, don't worry." Lin Li blushed.

Everyone nodded, only Snow White and Pinocchio blushed, not daring to look at Lin Li.

"Two steam engines! That's enough for you! Blushing at everything will only hurt you!" Lin Li hadn't said anything yet, and the moment Wuming noticed the situation, he couldn't hold back his complaints.

"But, in the toilet, it's really exciting~~" Snow White said coyly.

Wuming's eyes were numb: "Are you talking about something inappropriate for children?"

"How...how is it possible! We are not like that!" Pinocchio retorted immediately.

"call out--"

With the sound of breaking through the air, Lin Li was already able to dodge it very skillfully, so the third hole was opened in the forehead of the River God by Pinocchio's nose.

"River God, believe me, one day, your forehead will become a shower." Amidst Athena's roar, Wuming said with a dark face while protecting Pinocchio.

Walking along the road, Lin Li saw a group of unexpected people coming towards him at the end of the road—Marvel characters.

Among them, Thanos who was tied up was dragged away by Spider-Man, and Deadpool was on the side assisting-referring to sitting on Thanos, and then cheering for Spider-Man, which probably had a negative effect.

Since the two sides meet here, it means that the two vortex doors lead to the same rest area.

"Brother, do you dare to ask if you are married?" Before Lin Li could say hello, someone had already walked up to him, and it was Li Jing.

I saw Li Jing cupping his fists at the Hulk with light in his eyes.

"Huh?" The Hulk, who was still conscious of Dr. Banner at the moment, scratched his hair with his big hand.

"Marriage? Why do you ask this?" Banner glanced at the black widow, and then asked.

"Brother, it's like this. There is a young girl in my family who is five years old now. It seems like a match made in heaven with you. I wonder if you have any wishes in this regard?" Li Jing continued.

Don't say it, really don't say it.

The size of the Hulk is slightly bigger than Nezha, but the more suitable size gap between a man and a woman in a relationship is that the man should be taller than the woman.

So Li Jing's "look" seems to be a match made in heaven, strictly speaking, it really is.

"Uncle, I like the five-year-old little loli the most. Can you consider asking me to be your son-in-law?" As a sex critic, how could Deadpool miss this kind of thing, and immediately jumped from Thanos's body to Hulk's. body, said courteously.

"Zha'er, as long as Zha'er likes it and has good character, as a father-in-law, I will not make things difficult for my son-in-law!" Li Jing waved behind him.

Nezha stepped forward shyly: "Oh, don't call me little loli~"

Deadpool's pupils shrunk, what the hell is this five-year-old? ! He turned and walked away, but found that he couldn't go anymore-his leg had been grabbed by Banner.

"Banner, I won't win people's love. You know, I'm an anti-hero. My character is too bad. Not only am I immoral, but I'm also sick!" Deadpool looked at Banner seriously, explain.

"No, you can take it." Banner also responded seriously.

But Banner's expression suddenly became a little painful, and another voice came from his mouth: "Hulk likes Nezha!"

Everyone on the field: "?"

"Hulk, don't make trouble." Dr. Banner quickly regained control of his body and said to Hulk's consciousness.

"Banner! Don't make trouble! Hulk likes Nezha!" The Hulk raised his hand and punched himself on the cheek, then looked at Nezha firmly, and said.

"So embarrassing." Hearing this, Nezha blushed and covered his cheeks with his hands.

"Hey, Hulk, I knew you would do it!" Deadpool, who took the opportunity to break free, said happily: "Go after Nezha boldly, you are really suitable, if you need love guidance, I can teach you you some.

But not now, because my guidance can only be listened to when you are over 16 years old. Nezha is only five years old. I will tell you after she leaves. "

"I know, I want to send flowers!" Hulk said in a muffled voice.

"Flower, I have it, do you want it?" Deadpool clapped his hands excitedly.

"Hulk wants flowers!" Hulk nodded.

Deadpool pretended to dig out his pocket, while Hulk squatted obediently by the side.

Deadpool suddenly turned around and pouted his butt towards Hulk: "Hulk, this is a chrysanthemum."

"..."

"Chrysanthemum is nothing, please pay attention to your wording, there are five-year-old children here!" Wuming bared his teeth and claws, feeling that he would tear Deadpool to pieces in the next second.

"Oh, it's over." Seeing this scene, Spider-Man quickly climbed up the wall to Nezha, made a blindfold out of spider silk, and put it on Nezha: "Miss Nezha, the next picture is five years old." It's not suitable for children to watch."

I don't know whether the nameless will tear Spider-Man or not, but Hulk will definitely tear it.

"Yes, you are very caring, young man, interested..." Li Jing looked at Spider-Man and asked.

"Sorry Uncle, I already have a girlfriend!" Peter Parker said hastily.

"Hulk doesn't want chrysanthemums! Hulk has chrysanthemums himself! Hulk doesn't want this kind of flower! Hulk is angry!" Hulk's eyes turned red suddenly, he grabbed Deadpool's legs, and began to swing his arms wildly .

"Boom!" "Boom!" "Boom!" Dead servant was smashed from left to right, then from right to left, and so on.

The big windmill squeaked and squeaked.

Thor watched from the side and frowned—I think he was hit by the amnesiac Hulk in the same way at the beginning, and now it looks like he is on the scene.

"To be honest, it hurts too much. Can everyone save me? I would like to offer a kiss to the person who saves me." Deadpool said while spitting blood.

No one responded, and everyone's expressions only revealed two words - "Good death."

"Although this brother named Hulk likes Zha'er, he seems to have a violent tendency. If the two of them are together, I am worried that Zha'er will be abused at home." Li Jing muttered to himself, "I never thought that the old man would one day It is rare, rare to consider whether Zha'er will be domestically abused."

Lin Li thought it was a bit funny, and he patted Li Jing on the shoulder: "Li Jing, what are you in a hurry for? Athena is still single and leftover at such a long age. She is not in a hurry. Nezha is only five years old, let alone nothing. I'm in a hurry."

After the words fell, Lin Li felt a little uneasy in his heart, and then slowly swallowed a mouthful of saliva-every cell in his body was sending a danger warning to himself.

Right in front of him, Saint Seiya stared at him covetously, as if the Pegasus Meteor Fist was about to hit Lin Li's face in the next second.

Not only Seiya, Zilong Binghe and other bronze saints have already surrounded Lin Li into a circle, making it impossible to fly.

"Lin Li. What do you mean by what you said just now? Can you explain it?" It was like a whisper from a demon in hell, coming from Lin Li's back eeriely, causing goosebumps.

dangerous.

The time of death is approaching!

"Sister Na, listen to my explanation. What I'm talking about is actually a holy woman, not a leftover woman." Lin Li smiled stiffly, and turned to look at Athena, who was smiling blandly. Fighter?

"Well, I listen to your making up, continue." Athena nodded and continued to smirk.

"..."

"Hurry up and make it up? Seiya, he doesn't make it up, you help him make it up, and remake his human body structure for me."

"Forget it, I won't explain, Sister Na, as an apology, I'll find a way to help you take down the River God, how about it?" Seemingly unable to explain, Lin Li smashed the jar.

"Xingya, hurry up and rub my brother Li's shoulders, what are you doing?" It only takes a moment for a fake smile to a sincere smile, and Athena knocked on Lin Li's head in relief: "From today on, you are my real brother." If you encounter any difficulties, tell me, she will protect you!"

"It's too fast to change your face!" Wuming blushed when he saw everything in his eyes.

"do you have any opinion?"

"No." Wuming wiped off the non-existent sweat on his forehead.

"Sister Na, you knocked me on the head three times, do you want me to find you in the middle of the night? Are you discussing the plan to win the River God?" Lin Li asked in a low voice.

"Why do you inexplicably quote the plot of Sun Wukong's apprenticeship! This is too hard to imagine!" Wuming complained.

"Smart, brother Li." Athena nodded.

"Really?! How do you align your brain circuits!" Wuming's spit energy once again accumulated to the overflow, and it just sprayed out, but similar to the outside, although the beam hit the nearby building, But no damage was done.

It's like the ground next to Hulk, which has endured dozens of heavy blows, and still has no cracks at all.

It also seems indestructible here.

The light curtain of the outside world appeared in this space at this time, and the two Odins continued:

"As the name suggests, the rest area is an area for rest, where friendly exchanges are allowed, but it is forbidden to conduct sneak attacks or harm the opponent here. Once it happens, you will be severely punished. You don't want to know what the punishment is. "

"I think, tell me quickly, don't be tricky." Lin Li rolled his eyes.

"Nude dancing." Ten Leng Odin said in a deep voice.

"After doing this for a long time, it's still such a pissing punishment! It's too immoral!" Wuming raised his middle finger at Odin.

"Well, in fact, this will not happen. If you don't believe me, just try it yourself."

Lin Li thought for a while and looked at Wuming: "Fuck, the police want to catch bad guys. There are so many bad guys in the prison, why don't the police go to the prison to catch them?"

"Do you want to listen to what you are talking about! Lin Li!" Wuming roared.

Seeing the shining hair on the top of his head, which had obviously reached the threshold again, Lin Li immediately pointed it at Deadpool.

"Hoo--" The light beam should have hit Deadpool's butt precisely, but the moment it touched it, it disappeared directly, as if it had never existed.

"That's true." Lin Li nodded.

"Co-author, you just used me as a guinea pig, right?" Wuming said with a black face, "Even if Odin is lying to us, I am the one who danced naked, right?"

"Smart." Lin Li snapped his fingers.

"Smart you bastard!"

Seeing this, Iron Man also shot a laser at Lin Li, and the situation was the same.

"However, both of you are allowed to communicate here. After all, friendship comes first and competition comes second. Except for this pirated version of Odin, we don't have any malice towards each other's universe. We can still make friends." Ten Leng Odin said with a smile.

"Leave the rest of the time to yourselves, and we'll see you tomorrow." Marvel Odin nodded.

The light curtain disappeared with the two Odins.