I Can Report Everything

Yep?

What do you mean by what Xu Father heard?

I ca n’t help it. Does the son want to apologize to him?

Lao Tzu apologized to his son, although a bit unreasonable, but ... better than his wife apologizing to the sweeping robot, right?

I wonder ...

Xu Xu's father was very straightforward and said to Xu Yan, "Xiao Yan, it's bad for Dad. When I just saved you, I didn't do a good job. I almost hurt you. Dad apologized like you."

"No no no! Dad, you don't need to apologize to me."

Xu Yan pointed at the electric fan in the living room, picked up the twine in his hand, and hooked his father, saying, "Dad, come out with me."

"Xiao Yan, you you you you ... what are you doing? I ... am I not apologizing?"

When I saw this posture, Father Xu didn't know why, and felt that there was a dark wind behind him!

My son, what are you doing?

How can I feel so bad.

Xu Mu, who drank a few sips of water, was just happy.

Well, you Xu Hanmin, told you to dare to laugh at your mother just now, now it's your turn to cry!

"Nothing, Dad, don't be afraid. Come here!"

里 In the living room, Xu Yan said as he passed the hemp rope through the ceiling fan, and tied a knot underneath, and pulled it. Try to see if the knot is not strong.

Then moved the stool over again and stood up, comparing the distance to the twine.

"Xiao Yan, stop being stupid!"

Seeing this scene, Xu Xu's father Xu mother hurried up to persuade.

Xu Yan shook her head and said, "Parents! Don't worry, I'm just doing a teaching experiment. Come ... Dad, you stand on the chair, just like I did just now."

"Ah? Xiaoyan, I ... do I really want to do this? What are you going to do? You say ... stand up, you don't have to! It's ... dangerous ..."

He choked and drooled, and Xu Father beat the drum in his heart.

But Xu mother blossomed, and slaped Xu's father with her elbows in the back, and glared at him: "Xu Hanmin, hurry up, go! A man is like a man. Remember! Now special During the period, my son would do whatever he asked, everything was for Xiao Yan. "

With this remark, Xu's mother was returned as it was, and Xu's father couldn't explain it at all. He could only stand on the stool tremblingly, and then stretched his neck into the twine according to Xu Yan's instructions.

Forcing his dad to hang himself ...

Xu Xu Yan felt that he was really enough.

In order to get the positive energy of the system reward, he is really [Dayi destroys his relatives].

"Little ... Xiao Yan, you ... be careful! Don't shake your stool!"

"Ahhhhh ... worry! Xiaoyan, is that all right? Can I get down?"

"Ah! Xiaoyan, why did you kick the stool ..."

What a bang!

Xu Xu's feet kicked wildly and felt a strong force tightening around his neck.

However, it was that moment, in less than a second, Xu Yan had embraced his leg, and then gently lifted it up.

While lifting the dad with standard movements, Xu Yan said, "Dad! Look ... to save the hanged man, you have to do it like this. Don't pull down, but hold his legs, Lift up. "

"Dad! Do you remember? Move fast, but don't fall ..."

"Dad! How are you feeling? Have you learned it?"

Uh ...

Putting down his pale-faced father, Xu Yan wanted to laugh a bit. His dad is also very good. Not only is he picking the door, but he is also very stingy. He is also a person who can not hide his responsibility and can hide. Only then can he obey the service he manages.

哈 "Hahaha ... Xu Hanmin, look at your persuasion. The son just teaches you the correct posture to save people, are you scared to say anything?"

Xu Xu's mother was completely deflated this time.

Compared with her husband's "hanging up teaching", I said sorry to the sweeping robot myself, what a deal!

Alas, everything ... for children.

As long as he can make Xu Yan happy and let him relax, he can do whatever he wants.

"I ... I ... Xiao Yan! In the future, let's stop playing and hang on the dying. I just hanged for a while, and I ... can't breathe, my eyes are so dark, my legs are soft It's ... "

He was lying on the sofa with a look of "Ge You's paralysis", but Xu's father gasped and said to Xu Yan.

He touched the scratch marks on his neck and said to his wife with some distress: "Wife, I just hanged for a while, my neck was hot, I didn't breathe out of breath, you look at Xiao Yan. Streak on your neck, quickly apply a hot towel to him ... "

Xun Zheng's mother who laughed so loudly heard that the words were heard for a second, and quickly brought two hot towels, one to her husband and one to her son.

My family, just sitting on the sofa in the living room is naturally harmonious and a little ... weird.

Yes!

This is their parents.

Xu Yan found that for the parents of ordinary working class, he really knew too little.

No matter how old you are and how much you have achieved, in front of your parents, you will always be a small child.

My own parents may not be so many wonderful and perfect people who cannot provide myself with good material conditions, but ... they are their own parents, they are unique in the world, they give birth to me, they are willing to do it for themselves Any biological parents!

I thought of this, Xu Yan wanted to cry and laugh again.

In my last life, I was busy with company affairs.

The only time I go home several times a year, my parents have changed from intimacy to rustiness.

How long is it ...

Is n’t I so mischievous with my parents like Lele?

Xu Yan at this time, even some thanks to the reporting function of the system, so that they have a reason to go so "nonsense".

I was able to have such an opportunity, seeing the mutual damage of my parents, seeing my dad's gloat, and seeing my mother's stomachache ...

这 These two reports also made a lot of positive energy for Xu Yan.

I also took advantage of Xu Yan ’s “hanging up” storm in the morning, so my parents would just let themselves be so arrogant. Usually there is no such opportunity.

and so……

Xu Xu Yan pondered again, chased after the victory, and continued to report. He didn't have too much positive energy.

"There seems to be nothing worth reporting this year. My parents are working in the factory normally, two at the front line, and my life is boring!"

"Let me think about it, right! In August last year, my mother explicitly banned my dad from buying popsicles, for fear that his stomach would not be able to bear it. However, I still saw my dad choking someone in the store. ... "

Hey, Xu Yan clicked the [Report] button again.

"I reported that Xu Hanmin secretly ate a popsicle in his back against his wife's order in August last year."

With such a report, Xu Yan further discovered a mystery of the system.

【Host please note! The current judgment procedure only accepts reports of events that occurred in the current year. For events exceeding the authority of the current year, this procedure will be transferred to a higher-level judgment procedure to give the system rewards. 】

"What? It ’s not a report this year, and it's not accepted yet? No! The current order should not be accepted, and there are higher-level procedures?"

After Xu Yan was puzzled for a few seconds, the system gave the answer.

[After the judgment, the report materials submitted by the host are true. However, the follow-up accountability time has passed, so no follow-up options are provided.

宿主 If the host can obtain the active recognition of the reported event by the reported subject, it can get the corresponding positive energy reward. Note: The longer the accountability period is, the more positive energy is obtained. 】

恩 "Well? This seems to be interesting!"

Xu Yan read the instructions carefully, and probably understood.

Only when the incident occurred that year is reported, can there be a direct positive energy reward and multiple subsequent options.

For incidents before that year, the way to deal with them is to let the person being reported admit that they have done it before the system will reward the corresponding positive energy.

And, that point is very interesting. The longer the time is now, the more positive energy you get after you acknowledge it?

it is good!

Then try it and continue ... with dad to practice hands.

With a smile, Xu Yan walked in front of Dad. He was still breathing heavily, and was paralyzed on the sofa, as if he had not shaken from the thrill just hanging.

"Dad ..."

"You ... don't call me Dad. Xiaoyan, don't laugh. Just smile when you lied to me."

Xu Hanmin's heart is depressed!

Is n’t all my son afraid of Lao Tzu ’s family?

Why did you get to your own house, but the other way around?

Why, when I saw the unpleasant smile on this stinky boy's face, was my heart ... so empty?

怎么 What the **** is going on these days?

Why does it always feel so wrong?

I have been weird since yesterday. He had hidden private money that had not been found for several years, and suddenly went to Xiao Yan to find out.

Conspiracy!

There must be a conspiracy!

Xu Xu's father could not help but shrink his body and looked at his son Xu Yan very carefully.

爸 "Dad! Why are you so nervous? I just ask you something."

Xu Yan was sitting next to Dad very kindly, and said almost, "I saw you eating popsicles in the downstairs store in August last year. Didn't Mom say that you weren't allowed to eat?"

一 As soon as the words were spoken, Xu's ears were stunned, and she swiped over and looked at them.

Xu Xu's eyes were as wide as a light bulb. What happened last year? Would you like to show it?

Of course ... Yaguchi denied.

"What is it? Xiaoyan, you must have read it wrong. I didn't even take a look at what your mother told me not to eat. Resolutely implement it! Never discount."

Xu Xu's father patted his chest and said it was a simple and righteous speech.

"Oh? Dad, don't you admit it. I heard Liu Siye say that he met me that day and said cheerfully, you are rare to be generous, ask them a bunch of big masters to eat five dollars a What's the Ho Lu Xue ice cream bar! Hey ... those ten uncles, it's seventy or eighty yuan, right? "

As soon as Xu Yan had finished saying this, Xu's mother came over in anger with her feathers and pointed at her father. "Okay, Xu Hanmin! I usually ask you to add a little furniture to your house. It ’s generous. I ’ve spent so much money asking someone to eat ice cream? It ’s five yuan each. My mother has n’t eaten such an expensive ice cream in my life. Why do n’t you know how to bring her back? ”

"You're wrong! Wen Ji, this is absolutely nothing. How can someone like me spend so much money on a treat? That day, the old king of the third building invited him, and he ate two dollars for one. Ordinary popsicles. Where is he willing to please so expensive ... "

Seeing that he was framed by scams, Xu Father hurriedly told the truth and wanted to clean up his grievances.

But, immediately after I finished speaking, I felt something was wrong.

Turning his head to look at his son Xiaoyan, he looked at him cheerfully and said, "Oh? It turned out to be this, it was Pharaoh's hospitality! It seems I remembered it wrongly, but ... Dad! You are the one to take the initiative to explain And admitting that she was eating popsicles with her mother that day? "

A buzz!

Xu Hanmin felt as if his head had been hit by a stick.

I'm doing it!

Hey this little bunny, he's in the routine.

What is Dudute in August last year?

What's so good about it, don't you just eat a popsicle?

But, looking at his wife's anger, Xu Hanmin's many years of experience.

It is indeed a trivial matter, but in the eyes of a woman, the event has long gone beyond its original appearance, and will evolve into several central arguments such as the following.

[It doesn't matter, but the point is ... you don't listen to me. 】

[It was a trivial matter, UU reading www.uukanshu.com But why did you lie to me? It is wrong to lie to me. No matter what, lie to lie. 】

[Who is right and who is wrong does not matter. But you murdered me just now, how dare you murder me ...]

Uh ...

So, in the next living room, Comrade Xu Hanmin's monologue time.

"Wen Ji! Listen to me explain ..."

"You asked me not to buy popsicles to eat, that day was someone's treat, you said ... I do n’t eat it, do n’t I give Pharaoh's face? And ... I do n’t want to be cheap!”

"I swear! I really ate that last summer. And, look ... is my stomach okay?"

"Can we stop looking through old accounts? This is a thing of the past."

Uh ...

Dao's swearing explanation in that, Xu Yan was looking at it with so much positive energy.

How terrible!

Such a trivial matter like this has nothing to do with society at all. According to previous experiences, we should give single-digit positive energy at most!

As a result, after a higher level of program judgment, it actually gave 30 points of positive energy, at least five or six times.

It turns out that reporting incidents in the past cannot be held accountable with follow-up options, but as long as it allows the person being reported to admit "crime", the positive energy will be a lot!

And, the longer the years, the more positive energy is obtained.

This is last year ...

What if five years ago, ten years ago ... 20 years ago ... 100 years ago?

Xu Xu Yan felt that he seemed to accidentally ... seemed to have opened the door to a small world again!

It turns out ... you can report it like this!

Uh ...