I Can Report Everything

Chapter 23: Report Daddy to report mother! Report Daddy and Mother!

[Reporting failed! The object of reporting is to do bad things with good intentions, and the intention and motive are not to kill the host. So the report was not valid. 】

恩 "Well? The system's judgment mechanism is a little weird! In other words, if the original intention is good, even if you have done bad things with good intentions, you cannot report success?"

Xu Yan was a little depressed, but after pondering it a bit, he clicked the [Report] button again.

【Host! Please report it. 】

"I want to report that Zhang Wenji kicked the sweeping robot in the morning and caused damage to the sweeping robot."

[Congratulations to the host! Report successful! Gain 2 positive energies, and the title [Dayi Destroy] gains an additional 1 positive energies, and obtains subsequent options. 】

选项 ​​[Option one, it is wrong to blame the reportee in person, make them realize that destroying household appliances in this way is very destructive and violent. Bonus 2 points of positive energy. 】

选项 ​​[Option two, take the sweeping robot into the house, and let the report subject sincerely apologize to him. Bonus 10 points of positive energy. 】

[Option three, throw the sweeping robot out of the house to prevent the reporting object from doing the bad behavior again. Bonus 1 positive energy. 】

"Sure enough, the report is such a logic. However, my mother committed a single-digit positive energy only if the incident was not so serious. Then, my dad just dragged me so hard, you can also do this ..."

角 The corner of Xu Yan's mouth rose slightly, and he continued to report.

"I reported that Xu Hanmin's gesture of saving people was incorrect, and it almost turned into a tragedy."

[Congratulations to the host! Report successful! Earn 10 points of positive energy, and gain an additional 5 points of positive energy for the title of "Dayiyi", and obtain subsequent options. 】

选项 ​​[Option one, rebuking his father in person, making him aware of the wrongness of his behavior. Bonus 10 points of positive energy. 】

选项 ​​[Option two, make the report subject feel dragged down forcibly when hanging. Let them feel the pain and danger that this practice brings to others. An additional 50 points of positive energy will be awarded, as well as one item [hanging rope]. 】

选项 ​​[Option 3] Demonstrate to the reportee the correct posture to rescue the suicide victim. The reward is based on option two, adding 50 points of positive energy. 】

After changing his mind, Xu Yan succeeded in two consecutive reports.

And, this report about Dad, the reward can be regarded as relatively rich.

Especially the follow-up option three, you can add 100 points of positive energy, and also get a prop [hanging rope].

Just ...

Xu Yan found that it seems that the bonus effect of the title [Dayi destroys relatives] has no effect on the additional positive energy of subsequent options. Only the initial report reward has a bonus.

Alas, this is also quite enough.

Uh ...

Xu Yan held the sweeping robot in her hand and knocked on the door of Mom and Dad's room.

"Parents! I have something to say to you."

When Xu Yan was very serious and solemnly said, Xu's father and mother also looked tight, and even held their breath.

Sure enough, in his son's heart ... there must be depression.

I'm fine! Okay!

夫妻 The couple found it in time, and now as long as the son can tell the peace ...

I am most afraid of the kind of emotion that has been deeply hidden in my heart, always suppressing these bad emotions, and finally broke out ... is completely destroyed.

"Xiao Yan, you said. Parents must take it seriously. Whatever you worry about, and any requirements you have on your parents, you can speak up."

Xu Xu mother first affirmed this, worried that Xu Yan had scruples and did not dare to open up.

"Yes, yes! Xiaoyan, parents are just your child, you don't have to be polite to parents. What do you want to do? Let me ask what you want. Although dad picks the door, but ... . "

Xu Xu's father was like an enemy, and promised again and again.

"This is what you said ..."

Xu Yan smiled slightly at the corner of his mouth. It seemed to be the scene just hanging up, which really shocked the second old man.

I'm afraid it's not, now the second elder will not hesitate to agree to any request.

Suddenly, Xu Yan took the sweeping robot in his hand to her mother and said to her, "Mom! When you just entered the door, Xiao Huang flew to the foot, Xiao Huang could hurt."

等等 "Wait! Xiaoyan, you ... Xiaohuang you said, isn't this sweeping robot right? When did our sweeping robot have a name?"

Xu's mother is a black line with a full face. What is this ...?

Moreover, the sweeping robot is gnawed, will it hurt?

恩 "Well! I just named it Xiao Huang. If you feel bad, you can change one ..." Xu Yan nodded.

"What's the name doesn't matter. But Xiaoyan, you ... what do you mean by this? Yes! In the morning, my mother gave the sweeping robot a kick, but ... it's a sweeping robot!"

"Mom! I hope you can sincerely apologize to Xiao Huang and say sorry."

What?

Xu Yan's voice just fell.

Xu Xu's mother Xu was stunned.

Even after a few seconds, Xu Father couldn't help smirking, and it exploded.

"Hahaha ... wife ... son, son makes you apologize to ... the sweeping robot!"

Xu Xu's father wanted to be serious, but he couldn't help it! !!

画面 This picture is so funny.

Look at his usual majestic wife, and now his baby son asked him to apologize to a sweeping robot, Xu Xu even had the illusion of "very angry".

"Xu Hanmin! What are you laughing at? What's so funny about this."

Mother Xu glanced at Father Xu fiercely, but Father Xu said with aggrieved face: "It's not that I want you to apologize, it's Xiao Yan's mention. And, you just said it, Xiao Yan doesn't care Do you have to promise him any kind of request? "

Speaking, Father Xu was closer, and whispered into his wife's ears: "Wife, I guess Xiao Yan is a bit mentally abnormal now, so this is nonsense ... Let's follow him first ... You apologize quickly. Otherwise, if Xiaoyan's emotions get out of control, it will be even more difficult. "

"This……"

I was persuaded by her husband. Although Xu's mother felt strange and embarrassed, she nodded and agreed.

"Xiao Yan, isn't her mother apologizing to the sweeping robot and saying sorry, just fine?" Xu mother asked reluctantly.

"Yep!"

Xu Yan raised the sweeping robot in front of her mother.

Xu Mu paused, then said with some stammer and embarrassment: "Little ... Xiao Huang, sorry ... I'm sorry. I just reached you."

After saying that, Xu's mother did not forget to confirm to Xu Yan: "Xiao Yan, did you say that?"

恩 "Well! That's it ... but ..."

Xu Yan is a bit strange, my mother apologized for it!

But why hasn't the system prompted success in subsequent selections?

Xu Yan took a closer look at the content of the second option.

选项 ​​[Option two, take the sweeping robot into the house, and let the report subject sincerely apologize to him. Bonus 10 points of positive energy. 】

correct!

[Sincerely] If the two words are circled, there should be something wrong here.

Look at my mother's apology, it's not sincere enough!

I was obviously perfunctory, she did not realize that her behavior was wrong.

Apologies are not sincere enough.

"Mom! You can't do this, it's not sincere."

Xu Yan further asked, "You have to dig from your heart, it ’s wrong to introspect yourself. It caused a lot of damage to Xiao Huang. You see ... Xiao Huang ’s skin has been wiped off by you Some more. "

"What? I ... I apologize to a sweeping robot, but also sincerely, sincerely?"

母 Xu's mother was laughed at, too. It's a strange thing every year. This year is so many!

However, Xu Xu, who was laughing, pulled Xu's mother and said, "Wen Ji! You will be a little aggrieved and sincerely apologize. Everything is for the children."

"OK! I apologize."

Gritting his teeth, Xu said that Xu's mother is also acting. She closed her eyes, took a deep breath, and quickly substituted into the scene described by Xu Yan.

Imagined that Xiao Huang was not a sweeping robot, but a child, who was kicked by herself on the road for no reason, and she was frayed.

Huh?

Thinking this way, it seems that ... we really need to sincerely apologize!

"Sorry, Xiaohuang! I hurt you."

Xu Xu apologized again.

The system didn't respond, Xu Yan frowned. "It's not true enough, mom! Come again."

"Sorry……"

"No! Come again."

"Xiao Huang, I'm really sorry ..."

"It's almost emotional. Mom, the facial expressions don't have to be so exaggerated, the important thing is the inner drama, you have to sincerely feel that your approach is wrong. It's not the performance ... The performance feels fake ~ www.mtlnovel .com ~ come again ... "

"Sorry……"

"Sorry!"

"Sorry……"

Uh ...

I don't know how many times after speaking, Xu Yan's ear suddenly sounded a system success reward tone.

"OK! Close up. Mom, this time is very good. Sincere enough, sincere enough. You look at you, tears in your eyes, it seems that introspection is in place."

Xu Yan nodded and applauded his mother.

"Xiao Yan! Your mother and I have been together for a lifetime. All the excuses she said in the previous decades add up, but it is not more than a day today!"

父 Xu Fu, who had been watching the scene for a long time, couldn't stop laughing.

A pair of Zhang Wenji, you have what you are today, and you ca n’t do it.

母 Xu's mother was talking dry, poured a glass of water, and stared at Xu Father while drinking.

There is a kind of grandma. After the son is healed, see how the mother packs you.

Xu Yan was satisfied and put the sweeping robot down, flew back to the living room with a kick, and then smiled and looked at his father.

"Dad! Mom just did so well, now it's your turn ..."

Xu Yan said this, Father Xu's face turned pale, and he even waved his hands and denied: "Xiao Yan, what does this do to me? I just didn't sweep the robot just now? I didn't even touch it ... "

"Yes! You haven't just swept the robot, but you tried your best to drag me down?"

Xu Xuyan said to his father with a look of resentment.

Uh ...

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